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sleeplessant · 6 months
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Hey Tolkien people and history buffs of Tumblr, I'm in need of your assistance. Does anybody know if there was an actual historical inspiration (or many) to the narrow, no rails, stone bridge of Khazad-dûm?
For context, I'm trying to use it as an example in my theoretical physics dissertation on the dynamics of pedestrians moving in a single line, but I've already met with some resistance from advisors with No Taste. All my google searches have conducted to analyses of the effectiveness of the Khazad-dûm scene in the book & movie, instead of an analysis of the actual "physical" bridge.
I know I could use other modern examples from construction scaffolds or bus and plane boarding/exiting schemes for single-line movement, but that's boring. Uninspired. Everyone does it. What I want is a badass illustration from The Lord of the Rings, and a JRR Tolkien quote on my very theoretical, so abstract that is basically useless, physics dissertation.
A physicist calls for aid.
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drathe · 2 months
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i just need you to know that it was your durgetash art that started my brainrot. against my will. but now I'm entrenched here and never leaving ❤️ that fucked up little tyrant will be rattling around my head til the day i die and i have you to thank/blame (mostly thank)
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Me @ you reading this (I’m gort)
I’m so glad you got into Durgetash or Tavtash or -tash, we’re here to enjoy awful men (and women and people), please enjoy your stay 😌
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skyward-floored · 22 days
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For prompts Link loving/collecting shiny treasures please? I feel like I remember you saying that he doesn’t necessarily hoard things but I love the idea of him liking fun trinkets and treasure like a dragon might
Tysm <333
Mask looks curiously at a strange rod with what looks like a wave on the top as the captain wanders deeper into the tent, and Tune lingers at the front, watching the rain pour outside.
“...got all sorts of items at a discount, badges, arrows, bombs with extra powder... I’ve even got some special potions in from the apothecary!” Ravio continues as he waves items in Tune’s face, and Tune rolls his eyes.
“Ravio, we’re just in here to get out of the rain, we don’t want any of your over-expensive items,” Tune says with a huff, and Ravio hums, tapping his hand on the counter.
“You sure Mr. Sailor Hero? Not even a nice gift for that lovely pirate friend of yours? I’ve got a few knives here—”
“No,” Tune says pointedly, and the strange bunny merchant sighs.
“Well all right, but you don’t know what you’re missing— Mr. Captain Hero! I see you’ve found something to catch your eye!”
The captain had been crouching down and looking at a shelf, and at Ravio’s call he jumps like he’s been caught doing something he shouldn’t have. Tune moves closer to look at the object Link had been looking at.
It was a small piece of dark purple stone, in an unusual shape, almost like a crescent. It shines in the lantern light when Tune picks it up, a small hole in the top, a shiny purple gleam running across the surface.
“This is really pretty,” Tune says, and Link scratches the back of his neck, looking embarrassed.
“Yeah, I guess so. It’s just a rock though, and I don’t have the rupees, so...”
“How much?” Tune asks Ravio. The captain balks.
“Tune, I don’t need a—”
“Consider it an early birthday present,” Tune says with a hand wave, and ignores Link’s mutter of how his birthday was a few months ago, turning back to Ravio. “So? How much?”
Ravio leans on his counter, scratching the little bird that keeps him company under the chin.
“For you?” he says, and Tune is sure he’s grinning under his hood. “A mere 8,000 rupees.”
“Eight thousand?” Mask shouts, stomping up to the counter. “That’s highway robbery and you know it!”
“I have to keep this business running somehow,” Ravio shrugs.
Tune crosses his arms. “Five hundred.”
Ravio gasps. “A mere five hundred? Mr. Sailor Hero you wound me, do you know the effort I went through to retrieve this item? The sweat I shed? The tears I shed?”
Tune snorts. “You probably found it on the ground somewhere, Ravio. One thousand.”
Ravio crosses his arms. “Six thousand.”
“A thousand five hundred.”
“Five thousand.”
“A thousand seven fifty.”
“...four thousand.”
Tune slams a bag of rupees on the counter. “Two thousand, take it or leave it.”
Ravio stares at him in silence, a hand thoughtfully rubbing his chin. Then his hand shoots out and takes the bag.
“Deal.”
Tune nods, and swipes the shiny purple stone, turning away from Ravio. “Thank you very much. And now that the rain has stopped, we will be going.”
Mask nods decisively, and the captain follows him and Tune out of the tent, Tune setting the stone in his hand.
“You didn’t have to do that,” the captain says gratefully, and Tune shrugs, a grin twitching at his lip.
“It’s no big deal. Turns out yellow rupees are worth way more here then in my time, so I’m basically loaded,” Tune grins, and Mask laughs, Link shaking his head with an amused smile. “So, is there a reason this caught your eye?”
Link shrugs, stepping around a puddle as he admires the stone.
“I found a few like it when I was in Skyloft, but in a different color. They’re all orange, and I’d never seen a purple one until now, and it’s shiny in a different way, I... thought it was nice,” he mumbles.
Tune holds back another smile. He’s well aware of the captain’s little collection of treasures. And he’d noticed he hadn’t been able to add anything to it recently, so the sudden rainstorm where the only shelter was Ravio’s tent just happened to be good luck.
“Well I’m glad you like it,” Tune says as he stretches his arms behind his head. “Happy birthday.”
Link laughs. “Thanks sailor.”
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jamiesfootball · 6 months
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The Dick String Incident
“Right, new plan for training today! For the awareness bit, we’re gonna tie you fucking knobheads together. Get dressed, tie up, and be out on the pitch in five.” Roy dropped the spools of red string on the bench in the center of the room. He walked out of the room before they could say a word. Jeff was halfway through tying the string around his waist when Colin asked, “Did he say ‘you’ or ‘your’?”
The team froze. As one, the team turned to Jamie, who had stopped lacing up his boots to take the roll from Jeff. Freshly awoken from his between-training nap, he did not look like like a paragon of answers; he looked like someone who was trying to transition from ‘tie boots’ to ‘tie self’ and coming up short. When he realized he was being stared at, he blinked blearily under the attention. “What? Don’t look at me,” he complained. “I’ve been up since four. I wasn’t paying any attention.” Sam rubbed his hands together nervously. “I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but I heard ‘your.’” “He said ‘get dressed’ first. That implies an order of events he’d like to happen,” Jan argued. “Why would he tell us to get dressed and then tie our penises together?” Moe looked at him shrewdly. “So you admit you heard ‘your’ too.” “You’re all being mental. Why would coach have us do that?” Isaac turned to Jamie. “Back me up, man.” His brow furrowed like he was doing some complicated maths in his head. Finally, he shrugged. “I mean, he tied me to a bike this morning and had me pull him around, so maybe?” Colin snapped his fingers. “Like Rocky?” “Eh?” “Rocky Balboa?” Dani perked up excitedly. “Oh, that is the guy who goes--?” He mimed throwing his arms up and shouting. “That’s the one, boyo.” “Hah! I wish to be like Rocky!” Dani announced, eagerly grabbing the offered string from Jamie. Van Damme nodded beside him in agreement. “Hold on, now, Rocky didn’t go around tying dicks together, bruv.” “That we know of,” Moe retorted.
"Yeah, I haven't seen any of the new ones," said Colin. “Creed was dope,” said Declan. “Michael B. Jordan pulled a plane in that one.” Jan scoffed. “You mean his stuntman pulled it.”
“I don’t like Rocky,” Richard added, though no one had asked. “Guys, we do not have time to argue,” Sam implored. He worried the spool between his hands, turning it about like a puzzle. “We have to be on the pitch soon.” “Sam’s right. We got to make a decision,” Isaac said authoritatively. “What do we think? And it has to be unanimous, it can’t just be a few of us out there with strings tied to our willies.” Everyone looked around the room, waiting for someone to speak first. Jan spoke first by dropping his shorts. “I do not wish to be tied to a bike if we are wrong. It is better to be safe than sorry. Hand me the string.”
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Beard lowered his sunglasses. “Uh, Coach? You seeing what I’m seeing?” Ted watched in confused awe as the team marched out to the pitch like a clustered, confused, delicate group of tadpoles with red string hanging out of their shorts. “Roy, what the hell did you tell them?” “What?” Roy turned around. He stilled. His body tensed all at once, and every trace of an expression left his face except for his eyes. His eyes blazed with mirth. “The plan,” he answered. He walked away to give himself a moment by the water cooler. The HR write-up better be worth it. Ted turned to Beard. “Am I having a seizure? Was that in the plan?” The world’s carefullest procession was almost upon them. Beard pushed his sunglasses back up. “Best not to ask, Coach.”
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The HR write-up was worth it.
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spilledmilkfkdies · 15 days
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Hey I saw one of your asks on the wizards being sent to Lightrock instead of Omega by a friend and that reminded me of a theory I had.
What if Duman was sent to Omega by Nabu and that’s why the other wizards went there after the whole trial thing. They were trying to find him. And that’d explain why they were grieving since they could still sense he was alive.
!!! I actually like that, it really does fill up a bunch of holes!! Suddenly Nabu is not a murderer and the wizards aren't dismissive and a little silly
But really hoping for the fairies that Duman either doesn't remember any tricks from back when he fought Aurora, or that he's too weakened to reach any of it. Unless that's a fancy little way out we're leaving for him there. 👁👁
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crybabyfucktoy · 8 months
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We all miss your tits
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ignore the stupid lips👀 I was making a dum dum face for daddy when I took this 🥴
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carlyraejepsans · 2 months
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Why are you so peak stop it right now
because i n-everest
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bucket-of-amethyst · 6 months
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trick or treat ( also happy halloween :D )
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃 👻 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇
U get Zeus wanting u to throw that stick u have pls throw it he wants it so bad he gonna bring back to u (aka put slight out of hand for u) and stare at it until u throw it again pls pls throw it again he needs it [YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO STOP THROWING THE STICK TO HIM THE GRIND NEVER STOPS YOU'RE STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP]
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beartitled · 2 months
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Do you find it difficult to answer all the questions that everyone asks you?
Difficult? No, not necessarily
Just a bit tiring at times maybe, but I feel like it’s a me problem, because I always want to answer with a doodle
I mean I don’t haaaave to
But my brain says 💥💥YES U DO TAKE A PENCIL THIS INSTANT💥💥 (that’s why it might take time for me to answer)
The thing I find a bit frustrating that’s there is a lot of them and I can’t keep up/want to work on something different/just busy with other stuff
Sometimes I just don’t have an idea for it, the case of “it’s fun, but I have zero ideas how to answer this💥”
But hey 🫵 even so I can’t keeping up 🫵thank you for writing me and askin stuff🫵
Appreciate u guys ❤️
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sbnkalny · 2 months
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I have a message in my mind
Diddly-dum-dum-da-da (a message in the mailbox) Diddly-dum-dum-da-da (the message is a warning about danger
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susartwork · 6 months
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well hello there.😇
trick or treat? 😈
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burning-academia-if · 6 months
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Ace people are the best people!!! This was my favorite tiny bit "If you can be so daringly needy, I can be selfishly demanding." It was ??? perfection???
Asking ??? for anything always comes with a price :)
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skyward-floored · 30 days
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Four Colors and a Pictobox: A Mystery Novel
🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it!
Wind snaps pictures of the others Links all the time, from silly moments to serious, he likes capturing memories in a way that he can look back at in the future. After the secret of Four’s weapon is revealed, Wind gets everyone together and snaps a picture of the group, with the colors.
But when Wind looks at the picture later, he sees a strange shadow behind the colors... and it only seems to show up in the pictures Wind takes.
Could something be wrong with Four?
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noirrelite · 7 months
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So! Of all the Oc's you've created, who's your favorite? Like, is there someone whose backstory or personality or character design that are just so simply sublime that you can't help but giggle when you think about them?
Sorry for the super late reply! To be honest, I took AGES to finish answering this because I couldn't name just a SINGLE one if you put a gun to my head; I can't say I consider any of them full thought-out/developed and I actually love them almost equally Dx ...also I struggle to decouple what I love about them as a character from the narrative.... For the sake of my sanity (and mayhaps yours) I'll try to focus on Sierra for now (I'm still figuring her out tbh) TwT I did my best to omit *some* of the stuff that wasn't directly related to her so this ended up being more like a collection of stuff related to her that I think are neat and are very loosely in chronological order xD Let me just put this under a readmore cuz I'm a bit shy about answering these publicly TLDR: Sierra's a poor little meow meow who puts on a tough front but is an insecure, lonely mess inside and I enjoy that very much.
⦁ It wasn't intentional at first, but I really like that Sierra is a bit of a subversion of how Mesa (the archetype) is usually depicted/seen as? Mesa is generally depicted as this badass that's cool as a cucumber, confident in her abilities to the point that she handicaps herself with a bandana to "give herself a challenge". But the Lotus also introduces her as a vagabond/outcast, and I couldn't help but wonder why and wanted to put that into context.
⦁ Sierra is most of these things, but it's a front she puts on to act tough and reliable. She's lonely and insecure but would sooner gnaw her own leg off than let her vulnerabilities show.
⦁ She's confident in her ability to kill, but she has to be because it's the one and only thing she's good at and she can't stand the thought of making someone suffer. During the Old War, as one of the few sane autonomous warframes, she was often forced to put down her brothers and sisters that were too much trouble to keep alive because her abilities were perfect for the job, and since they were built to be durable, she often witnessed them suffering before dying, and cursed herself for it. The guilt became too much for her to bear and it became part of the reason she eventually lost her sanity and was placed in cryo for the rest of the Old War. As a result, she's very meticulous about modding her pistols, making sure they get the job done as fast and as painlessly as possible. ⦁ On the flip side, she's insecure about her abilities being nowhere as potent and as impressive as other warframes and felt inadequate in comparison to them. But it had never been much of a problem until The New War, when Tala went to face Erra and Ballas in her Excalibur instead of going with Sierra. Tala only intended to protect her, knowing how many Tenno were lost in the War at this point, but Sierra blamed herself for not being strong enough to be relied on, believing she could've saved Tala if she were there.
⦁ Vastly outnumbered by Narmer forces, she was desperate enough to resort to the Helminth system for healing and augmenting herself with abilities that weren't her own out of desperation, which ate away at her sanity over time. She also refused to open up to Drifter Tala, afraid that she'll abandon her (like she thought Tala did) if she perceived her as weak and unreliable.
⦁ She's aloof, distrusting and tries to keep her distance (especially when she first met Operator Tala and Drifter Tala) because she's afraid of becoming attached and going through the pain of losing someone dear to her again.
⦁ Sierra was the bastard child of a Dax and a commoner, and her hard work in honing her marksmanship (which landed her in the Warframe program) was so she could prove herself in the war and hopefully elevate her commoner side of the family to a better station and reunite with them, but the Old War and becoming a warframe made that dream impossible, and the scars it left made her close off emotionally, not wanting to hurt any further.
⦁ When she was rescued by Tala (who only went by "Operator" at the time) from Alad V, Sierra barely remembered anything from the Old War. Tala was convinced she was a Tenno despite their ship Cephalon not detecting any traces of void energy in her, because she was moving on her own despite being cured of the Mutalist infestation (mind you, Tala at this point also barely remembers anything from before the Dream, so she believes the Tenno were just beings that possessed warframes), and also because there was a time where Tala couldn't use her void powers either, so the two dumbasses convinced each other that Sierra was just an amnesic Tenno and she just needed time to remember. Tala would even try to teach her things like switching from one warframe to another, to no avail.
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⦁ In the meantine, Sierra took a liking to Tala's defective, diminutive Kubrow which had been given off to Tala because it was too small to be used for combat, and its presence also set her at ease. She really likes how soft they are to touch. (They'd eventually get more consigned kubrows later on.)
⦁ After some point Sierra recovers enough and warms up enough to the Operator to follow them around, sometimes accompanying them on their missions and observing the ordinary folk in the colonies when off-duty, but she's still afraid to use the guns connected to her forearms. For a while they were just two low-rank Tenno sharing the same barely functional Orbiter, bickering over which missions/bounties to take and arguing over the Tenno's values and their unquestioning loyalty to the Lotus. Still, they help each other earn enough to repair the ship and buy better equipment.
⦁ It's only until the events of the Second Dream happen (Kanami was entrusted with the mission and was personally targeted by the Stalker, but she called Tala and Sierra to assist), when they find out Tala's real identity and they fail to find Sierra's pod that Sierra begins to doubt her identity as a Tenno, but she hesitates to confide in Tala, not that she could find the time to tell her-- Tala's still shaken by the fact that the Lotus kept their real nature from them and struggled to take care of herself as a human after living as a warframe for so long that Sierra had to step in and take care of her, asking Kanami for help and even taking up cooking later on.
⦁ It took a long time for Tala to even transference into Sierra, because Tala always considered Sierra her own person even after she suspected she wasn't a Tenno, and wanted to respect her autonomy, especially knowing that Alad had controlled her against her will in the past. She transferenced for the first time with Sierra as a last resort after Kanami and Rouge tracked them down on Earth and the two of them working separately were no match for the vanguard-class warframe and operator working together. (Tala had gone AWOL earlier after losing all trust in the Lotus.)
⦁ Similarly, Sierra used her Regulators for the first time since she was awoken during the fight after Tala transferences into her, doing her best to deflect Rouge's incoming fire with her own to buy herself and Tala time, and Tala assisting with close quarters combat when Rouge runs out of energy and resorts to melee.
⦁ SIerra's memories only return to her in full when Rouge goes berserk from Kanami trying to stop her from killing both of them, having been kept under a tight leash for so long. Rouge's frenzy during the final confrontation with her reminded her of the crazed warframes she was forced to put down.
⦁ Even if Rouge pursued them relentlessly and nearly killed her and Tala in the past, Sierra couldn't bring herself to fully hate her; at some point, Rouge hesitated long enough for them to escape, and it reminded her of the fact that some of the warframes she had to kill weren't all beyond saving. (honestly the desertion arc and Kanami's complicated relationship with Rouge and their backstories is a whole other post xd)
⦁ While they were AWOL and roaming Earth on their own, they came across the spot that would be called the Drifter Camp later on.
⦁ Both of them returned to the fold when the New War broke out and proved themselves in Operation Scarlet Spear and Operation Orphix Venom, gaining a lot of combat experience in the process.
⦁ When Tala left to take the fight to Ballas and Erra directly and left her, Sierra damaged the Orbiter enough for Ordis to relent and prepare the backup landing craft, but Tala's void energy signature had already been gone by then. They're still making the Orbiter spaceworthy again to this day.
⦁ Sierra was much more ruthless when she was fighting on her lonesome against Narmer, not being able to afford being merciful, but also because she felt like she had lost everything she cared about. ⦁ Narmer never found Sierra despite her proving to be a thorn in their side for some time; Rouge had taught her in guerilla tactics and how to keep her tracks hidden, and she learned from Tala when they did covert operations together, but more importantly, Sierra wasn't a real Tenno and didn't have any void energy signature for Narmer forces to track.
⦁ Sierra was too injured to fight when Drifter Tala made the choice to go to Hunhow for help, but she followed after her anyway despite her weakened state, and she was given a new, stronger set of pistols after Drifter Tala was given the Nataruk.
⦁ When Operator Tala came back, Sierra took a moment to hug her, something she rarely does. ⦁ Sierra and Operator Tala act like rowdy siblings together living on their own, bullying each other, bickering about which missions to take, paying the bills, and repairing the orbiter from time to time, and Sierra appreciates that a lot because it makes her feel like nothing much has changed since she became a warframe. ⦁ Sierra isn't as close-knit with Tala's older self, but Sierra often takes her along on her trips on Earth while she tries to get Drifter Tala acclimated to the Origin System, knowing how it feels like to be in a world that's completely different than the one you know. That's all I can think of for now; if I let myself include more of the story this would be way, WAY longer...
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bornspellcaster · 8 months
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I know luz would never really view Philip like a father figure, just like how she'd never call eda "mom". But would she ever see him like an uncle?
Definitely, but I gotta say although I don’t think she’d ever call Eda ‘Mom’ unless she slipped up, there’s heavy implications she sees Eda as her second Mom, from seeing King as her little brother, to calling Lilith her aunt—and then much more implication from Eda’s side, which she never refutes or gets uncomfortable with
So that being said although I don’t think Philip would ever get ‘Dad’ by her, especially once he knows about Manny, there’d be subtle implications like with Eda, and if he ever reached the point of offhandedly referring to her as his child, like Eda does, she probably wouldn’t refute. And being called their big sister by Eclipse. (though that might make her heart ache at the same time) And calling Caleb Uncle.
Eclipse of course is far more explicit about it, as a child that’s always wanted a family that loves him. (And already called Philip ‘Papa’ last chapter.) And I don’t think Philip can fight off the ‘Papa’ fever much longer lmao
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fabuloustrash05 · 1 year
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no need to answer this, but i wanted to know how in your opinion rise raph and monalisa would meet for the first time!!! i have my version of rise monalisa i get all silly weighing on how they would meet!!!
I’ve actually already discussed this before with how Rise Raph would meet my version of Rise Mona Lisa, but I’ll share it again but with more detail and some dialogue!
The story starts with Raphael and Michelangelo deciding they want to have a fun night out together, big bro little bro bonding time. Mikey convinces Raph to “borrow” Donnie’s Turtle Tank and go for a joy ride in the Hidden City, get some pizza and just goof off and have a fun time. Raph is unsure, but Mikey is able to convince him by giving him his puppy eyes. Out in the Hidden City, Raph and Mikey have a blast driving around in the Turtle Tank, but then they crash. The Turtle Tank is practically destroyed and the two brothers panic. Donnie is going to kill them if he finds out they wrecked his car, so they gotta find someone who can fix it and fast!
Lucky, not too far from where they are, Raph and Mikey find a car repair shop in the Hidden City called “Sal’s Garage”. Pushing the Turtle Tank with all their strength, they bring it to the shop where they meet the owner, a blue tongued skink Yokai named Salvatore, or “Sal” for short. A kind older gentlemen who’s left eye is mysteriously missing (But that’s a story for another day). He greets the brothers and after inspecting the damages of their vehicle, he tells the boys that the vehicle is too advanced and high tech for an old man like him to fix. Raph and Mikey worry that they’ll have to tell Donnie the truth, but they Sal tells them that there is someone else who can help.
“My daughter can probably fix this up for you!” He tells them, “She’s around your age, but she’s very talented in mechanics. Maybe even more talented than me!”
Sal brings the two brothers with him in the back to find her. 
“Mona Lisa!” Sal calls out, “Where are you?”
“Up here, Dad!” 
Raph and Mikey look up to find up high on a lift, working on a car was a young blue tongued skink yokai girl, wearing dirty cargo pants, a grey tank top and a hot pink head scarf. 
“We have some customers with a very interesting car,” Sal tells her, “I think you would love to take a look at it.”
Mona looks up from her work, finally getting a good look at the Turtle Tank. Her eyes widened with amazement from the sight of such a beautiful and high tech car. It was unlike anything she’s ever seen before.
“Th-That’s a c-car?! It’s so- WOAH!!”
Lost in wonder from the sight of the vehicle, Mona loses her balances and falls off the car lift.
“MONA LISA!!” her father shouts.
Quickly Raph dashes under the lift, holding his hands out and catches Mona, saving her before she hits the ground. Mona opens her eyes, realizing she is unharmed, she looks up to see who saved her. 
“Are you alright?” Raph asked her, still holding her in his arms.
Mona’s eyes widen, seeing something even more amazing than the Turtle Tank. Her face started burning red as she felt her heart begin the beat face, wanting to burst from her chest. He was so handsome, his charming but gentle smile, the sweetness in his eyes as he looked at her, and his strong arms holding her, feeling safe and protected. 
“I am now...” Mona smiles, batting her eyes.
“That’s good!” Raph smiles, carefully putting Mona down, “And sorry for that. I don’t normally put my hands on a lady.”
Mona giggles, “It’s alright. Thank you for saving me. You’re, um, really strong...”
“Thanks! So, do you think you can fix our Turtle Tank? Your dad says you’re very talented.” 
“Well, I don’t like to brag, but yeah. I can fix it.”
“Great, cause we’re kinda in a hurry. Our brother Donnie is gonna lose it if he finds out it’s missing.”
“For a doll like you, I’ll get it done quickly. This will be a piece of cake,” She winks.
“Awesome! You are such a good friend, Mona!” 
As Mona goes to work to repair the Turtle Tank, Mikey looks at his big brother, glaring at him in shock from what he just witnessed.
“What?” Raph asked. 
“Did you not realize what just happened?”
“What??”
“Mona was flirting with you!”
Raph laughs, “Don’t be ridiculous, Mikey. Mona’s just being friendly.”
Mikey face palms himself, “Oh my god, he’s so oblivious...”
(And he continues to be oblivious for the next year...)
EDIT: I WROTE A FANFIC ON THIS!!
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