Tumgik
About
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Fun Fact
Tumblr has 411 employees.
#duke keeps a list of facts he made up about the relationship and everytime the press asks him to comment he picks a random one to read off
nilla-wafer
·
2 years
Text
gotham citizen 1: dude did you hear the news?? bruce wayne is fuckin’ batman!
gotham citizen 2: bruce wayne is having sex with batman?!?
#batman
#dc comics
#bruce wayne
#luckily everyone in gotham shares one brain cell so the latter is the story that ends up spreading
#the gotham gazette ends up reporting on ‘bruce wayne’s sex scandal’ in a shocking exposé
#dick appears on several talk shows to discuss what it was like growing up with batman as his co-parent
#jason buys out a whole newsstand and frames each copy
#tim holds a W.E. press conference to express how much it means to him to have such prominent bisexual icons to look up to
#stephanie tweets out her support for the couple along with the links to several batman/bruce wayne ao3 fics
#cass enthusiastically encourages the rumors with thumbs ups and side eyes and knowing looks and smiles to any camera that points her way
#duke keeps a list of facts he made up about the relationship and everytime the press asks him to comment he picks a random one to read off
#damian is furious and demands that everyone stop this charade instantly
#barbara insists on referring to batman only as ‘bruce wayne’s boyfriend’ and vice versa
#alfred puts a condom with a batman logo on it on bruce’s nightstand and promptly pretends not to have heard the news
#bruce is so tired
142 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
coolreader18
un mir zaynen ale shvester
coeurify
infyenergysunfactorypvtltd
Infyenergy Sunfactory Pvt Ltd
askthinkharder
Ask-Thinkharder
matara-okina
A very hidden god