Being born with naturally curly hair is both a blessing and a curse sometimes

Today it is a blessing

I’ll be cosplaying Eddie Munson in class today

That last day little spoof for the people

(I also am drinking coffee which means I’m gonna be ass blasting in T-minus 30 minutes)

see everyone worried and fretted and panicked and yet quesadilla island looked at pepito and went

I'm not a psychologist or a politician or anything approaching an expert about literally anything except a few specific video games but I feel like so many people wouldn't be agonizing over the moral implications of one (1) vote if we as the less-than-uppest-of-upper-crust had the ability to meaningfully affect change in ways other than 'spend money/do not spend money, vote for the red or blue tie'

adopted a guy at my school cuz he plays sin, apparently, and I play ky. But then his friends are like "You're my dad, too!" and so I have 3 kids now

There comes a point eventually, as you get older, where it sort of flips and now you ARE the oldest one and all these young people jokingly call you dad/mom/parent and it's super funny but also kinda like "damn, I'm old" rofl

Anyway. Congrats on the adopted children, Ky

important things: just dreamt about heather chandler and veronica making out. while switching perspectives. that was an experience.

GUUUUUUUUUHHHH

writing tip fo today:

blue eye light sensitivity !!!

so whats so different about blue eyes vs all the other colors ?

simple. blue eyed folks (like myself and my siblings) have a higher sensitivity to light than people with other eye colors. for example, walking out of a store in the middle of a sunny day will hurt. a lot. we get all squinty-eyed and take longer to adjust to the bright sunlight. sunglasses are a huge help when outside, especially while driving. cute-but-effective sunglasses are the key. cloudy days are our best friends.

go forth and use this knowledge well, writer friends <3

I am soooo bad at transitional times of life. High school graduation ? More like, fuck,

weird trend in my life where like being aspec in grade school was incredibly isolating and alienating as all my peers were dating and talking about crushes. and then i went to college and things calmed down everyone was normal and had other things to worry about so being aspec barely even crossed my mind because i was never regularly confronted with the fact that i dont fit in in that regard. and now that i’m out of college suddenly im feeling very isolated again as all my peers once again have started talking about dating and hookups and sex and engagements

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4:50 update. MAAAAN The teacher kept getting kicked from the call, and everyone was like "oop... OOP" and then this kid who looked so uncomfortable ended up becoming the host, poor kid, and was like "uhhhh... hi??" But like The teacher came back, tried to roll on with the class and then she got kicked again and everyone just laughed their asses off, and then I got all these teens trying to create conversation which is awkward because I'm in my MID 20'S! Like, the thought of saying hi to anyone in the class feels illegal lmao So then the teacher comes back, and the third time we can see her but we can't hear her and she's waving her arms around trying to get everyones attention but everyone is just laughing and dude is like "you need to call your cable provider" and the teacher is both laughing her ass off, but she also looks so fucking done and confused. So she had to end the entire class and let us all back in, and we missed about ten minutes of class because of that, and she's speeding through everything so we can get our notes before dinner break. I had tacos... my ass is gonna be on full blast once these bad boys kick in. Ohhhh boy! I'll be back for my 6:15 update soon, thank you for reading! <3

love slowing down when people tailgate me. bitch i will make us both late idgaf

Oh boy just found out that politics are coming directly to my conservative college campus this fall.

Yay.

ouagh at some point i should try to post some of the multiple thousands of pictures I've taken every time i go to an aquarium huh

the only thing getting me through this week of shitty long drives was just having to make it to friday but they’ve asked me to go back to this school next week too 😭

also hi guys i want to like. you cant just "pay teachers more" schools dont have the money for that. theyre not being stingy. school money is based off ADA (Average Daily Attendence) which in california can be hard to come by because theres not enough kids. a disproportionate amount of homeowners here are old enough that their kids are not in school anymore. there are not enough kids to keep schools up and running. schools are being shut down because their ADA is too low because there arent enough kids to keep the schools funded. they cannot pay teachers more until the government stops being a bunch of fucking pussies and changes the way public schools are funded. then teachers can get reasonable fucking salaries & afford housing. THATS the way to fix this, as well as the issues with basically every school in cali's risk of closure either of programs, firing loads of teachers, or closing the schools entirely. fuck attendence based funding