DUNE be like "May thy knife shit and scatter" or something idk I never watched the movie
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Have you ever heard a cat chirp? They do it to attract their prey... DOPPY CHIRP . DOPP CHORP. DUURUURURU
hes gotta talk
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I hate this game
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Does anyone else relate
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If you're a comedian and you have a bit that goes "things used to be so much funnier back then! Now people are too sensitive" I think you should have a trapdoor open underneath your feet mid-sentence and fall into the void
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I wish these tumblr p0rn bots and whoever made them a very
put your ear next to a jet engine
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Saw this on twitter and I just had to share because my ocs too have been hit by the TIMESKIP JACKET
The timeskip jacket is real
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I just had the funniest idea. What if Farmer Doppy shaved and then everyone in Pelican town started confusing him for a woman
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Now that I have actual motivation to be on this site, I'm gonna start clearing stuff out. Might be revamping some stuff!
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Sorry for being inactive, again, I'm dealing with midterms and physical health issues!! whoops!
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Me: "Haha maybe I'll boop some of my mutuals as a friendly little gesture! Maybe I'll even boop them twice to be playful!"
My mutuals about to boop me five times over what I did:
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Whales actually have a lot of traits that I aspire to have
-Ethereal Presence
-Amazing swimmer
-Wonderful fat body
-Gorgeous singing voice
-Rotting at the bottom of the ocean
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Posting this here from my twitter because its funny as hell
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The word "Shareholder" has got to be one of my least favorite words of all time.
Like every time an exec uses it in in their reasoning for their shitty business decisions I always feel like they're referring to a voice inside their head and they're just crazy
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What colour do durians smell like?
Uhm uhhmm uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhh
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