#dodged a bullet there whew lol
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This, kids, is why you do research for your historical fanfic before writing the statement “they could see the London skylines in the horizon”
#rin rambles#rin writes#dodged a bullet there whew lol#but now i have no idea how to convey that a ship is fast approaching london hahaha fucjk
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#do you ever feel relieved that you unfollowed someone lol#like whew glad i dodged that bullet 🫣#anyways merry christmas eve i’m dreading tomorrow afternoon and strangely looking forward to working in the morning#i hate the holidays 🤠🤠🤠
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really curious to know what makes some men actually want to be fathers
#like it’s so strange to me that guys in their 20s will tell me they want a wife and a family#when they can barely respond to a text message more than once a day#like what is it abt being a father that excites u? do u actually want to raise little humans? or is it just a societal thing u have#romanticized and think u shld do?#ITS SO WEIRD#like I’m 21 I DO NOT think abt marriage or having kids#bc having kids means giving up both my bodily and societal autonomy#and being married potentially means my financial autonomy as well#why wld i choose that?#to give u (men) this future - I am giving up more than u ever will#so that is no longer a fantasy I have or want (not saying I never will but I am not delusional abt it either)#so it really fascinates me when early 20 year olds I meet say they want children and have thought abt it#and abt how many they want#and then they’re shocked when I say I don’t think abt kids or marriage#LIKE SIR?? I CAN BARELY FEED MYSELF???#also u are NOT emotionally intelligent enough to have a child anytime soon#(me to these guys lol. ok maybe one has like 4 years and he wld be emotionally ready ngl)#but the rest? whew. thank god I dodged that bullet 🙏🏼#tala.txt#been thinking a lot abt this lately…..
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Me, finding out about tumblr drama from back in 2013 that I completely missed cause I was 20, in college, and on the nerd/fandom/art side of tumblr: Wow damn, glad I missed this
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I like that Austin and Kaia don't have too much problem in being photographed at events because they choose to but clearly (rightfully) hate paparazzi at the Varity Fair party kaia was probably in the car because she left with manu rios and henrique zaga (they arrived together with they and kate passed by her side so probably austin was right behind) because they knew there was going to be paparazzi, fans, screams....ex? lol can you imagine how much bigger the drama would have been if it wasn't sharon stone on his side but kaia? 😬
oh good heavens i hadn't even thought abt the clusterfuck it would've been on god's internet if he was waiting outside with kaia when v walked by. dodged a fucking bullet there whew
#i know kate was grateful LMFAO#gossip time with mollie#austin butler#kaia gerber#austin kaia gossip time jan-april 2023
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supernatural s6e16 ...and then there were none (w. brett matthews)
again thinking gosh she looks like victoria pedretti (well maybe not with this slightly manic look but, i think it's the lips/teeth). and this dude like knockoff bryan cranston.
victoria pedretti (also an excuse to look at that lovely face) & eve
i like how they (the Show) dodge talking about jesus
not-bryan-cranston & bryan cranston
LOL bobby in the field! what is happening
bobby looks so much better with his natural hairline instead of whatever they do to him sometimes. i thought it was a hair piece but i'm wondering now if it's just like, filler/makeup
back with his rufus, "just like old times"
cute how they can gang up on bobby with rufus to tease him
i really didn't think dean would actually kill him next time he saw grandpa skinner. also it's a little xfiles reunion! mr x and skinner. totally don't remember why dean's mad at grandpa, another reason i take forever to watch one episode. oh right, sold them out to crowley/almost got them killed
DEAN
I said I'd kill him!
SAM
Look, just a second.
RUFUS
I take it you know each other.
DEAN
He's our grandfather.
RUFUS
Oh. Somebody needs a hug.
i mean, perpetually, they all do. also, did you SEE that awkward ass hug bobby gave sam after he got his soul back?
s6e12: merging into one person hug / *pat pat*
BOBBY
So...you're Samuel.
SAMUEL
You must be the guy pretending to be their father.
BOBBY
Well, somebody ought to.
SAM
We're gonna find him alive, Samuel, or I'm gonna put a bullet into your head.
🥰
*insert leverage-style cheesy heist music*
DEAN
It's like a Khan worm on steroids.
that wrath of khan ear bug worm thing FREAKED ME OUT as a kid
DEAN
Worm crawls in you, worm crawls out.
RUFUS
Monster possession? That's novel.
i like all the sassy one liners they're giving rufus
RUFUS
Second date. Oh, yeah, we're goo positive.
DEAN
What does that mean? What does that mean?
dean glaring at grandpa, made me laugh
i am confused to how exactly there was time to set up these traps in this... factory or whatever they're in
SAM
I mean, I just can't help but think... what would Mom say?
really? that's what you think, sam?
LOL so i thought maybe they were gonna force sam to deal with the moral dilemma of killing grandpa when not actively ear wormed but i guess not. just a brief contemplation before whew worm actually still intact
do they not have a taser or stun gun they could use instead of an exposed wire? -_- oh no. not rufus! :( this is like ellen and jo all over again, should have seen it coming a mile away
SAM
Why do you keep talking about herpes?
DEAN
What? I don't. Shut up. Shut up.
i have no idea
i know they gotta have new big bads but this eve thing with the monsters taking over, didn't we just do this with demons 🥴
DEAN
I mean at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We're gonna spend it wringing our hands? Something's gonna get us eventually, and when my guts get ripped out, just so you two know, we're good. Blanket apology for all the crap that anybody's done all the way around.
SAM
Some of us pulled a lot of crap, Dean.
DEAN
Well, clean slate.
SAM
Okay.
sometimes feel weird how often they position sam as the one that always fucks up and needs absolution. but also this is about sam forgiving himself, right
so much for the xfiles reunion,
#supernatural#spnwatch#spn 6x16#rip rufus#those sideburns will be meeting each other soon#brett matthews#sideburns
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"ok miss jello :) that's actually better lol i hate when guys message me like this but your a lady so its ok"
"i am... a bad cook. but i cook! ive been perfecting chicken parm lately mmmm"
"i order out a lot idk i get cravings"
whew... that's good at least. bullet dodged
"mee tooooo honestly i cant follow a recipe longer than 'microwave' lol. which is silly bc im an engineer lol. i eat takeout in the lab most nights"
maybe lizzie likes women in stem! maybe that little tidbit about herself will draw interest.... who knows?
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lol I just went back and looked at the setlist from the other night and I realized they had originally chosen cancer for the finale but it was scratched out bc I guess they realized they forgot helena, and whew boy did I dodge a bullet there, y'all!!! I even told my mom right before the show that we better pray they don't play cancer bc it's been many, many years since I have been able to listen to it, and one day I hope to be able to do so and hopefully hear it live again, but idk if my mom or I would have been ready for the sobbing mess I would have become had they actually ended with it. I probably would have had to be scraped off the floor and carried out and my mom would have had to drive us home, so we'd probably still be doing circles trying to get out of detroit two days later, and I probably still wouldn't be recovered yet.
one day I hope to hear cancer again, but that day is not today.
#sorry for the ramble i literally have no one to talk to about this anymore bc im so worried about bothering them 🙃#pointless text
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Alright guys. I need to get off my ass and start giffing again. I’ve lost my mojo. So since the next two days are gonna be rainy and gross...hit me up with some Bernthal requests and lets see how fast I can knock em out. 💪
#so far it appears my coast has dodged the dorian bullet#WHEW#feel fucking horrible for people in the bahamas right now#but hmu and lets see if i can manage to gif or if I curl into the fetal position at the mere idea of opening PS#lol help
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holy moly I just found out my last ex is a big douche I’m so glad we broke up
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If you have lost respect for Harry in this latest episode with Olivia Wilde/ pandemic assholery, and Larries are telling you this is nothing new, he did this in 2014, in 2016, in 2017, in 2018, he’s always done this... instead of saying, “There is still an imaginary good person inside,” maybe you should trust your instincts about the person who repeatedly does bad things while telling you to treat him with kindness?
Are you going to stay for someone who keeps saying it’s not his fault, this is the absolute last time, wait for better times I swear to God, I won’t hurt you anymore I love you so much baby you know I do, I care, I really care just let me send this text to Jeff real quick. I swear it’s gonna get better so so so soon. Greenblue, stay strong, make gay American vodka, big gay war! Say it ten times it might sound convincing eventually.
But lol he keeps leaving you with scraps while he gets more popular, richer and more famous. Because you keep giving him money? So he can score ever more famous pussy lol. Climb that ladder, Harry! So much expensive pasta. Bowls and bowls of it. In marathon sessions.
You stay home and wait for him— surely, some day the “person you know” will return! Damn the doubters, fuck those Rad cockroaches. I believe in you, Harry! What? ok here’s $50 I love you so much. Do you love me, H? You do, right? I stream Fine Line so so so hard. Day and night for the past year. Oral sex song was my pandemic comfort. High! You do love me, right? RIGHT? I hate all the women you’ve been with because it’s their fault. Never you, Harry sweetie. You’re perfect. All the media say so. Louis makes me SO angry and sad, but you, Harry, always make me giddy with joy. You always affirm my sexuality. Not to mention your charting! And your larrybaiting Larry signals are A+.
Haters say you only come online to sell stuff and everything you do eventually ends up with you selling stuff but that just isn’t true. I mean, you have redeeming features.
Such as Louis! Your “redeeming feature” is actually an entirely separate human being. But like, there’s other stuff too.
Like you’re with Louis, for example. People say you two are different but you both have two legs and one nose? You were both born from women? You were in... that band together. Okay let’s not get too technical but YOU’RE VIRTUALLY THE SAME PERSON. If Louis’ with you, you literally can’t be a bad person. His good traits get transferred to you and your bad traits get dumped in his lap. Like, you get the good stuff and he gets garbage, twin flames forever 😭😭😭 I love you both so much!
I swear to God, when Louis finally releases his first album, I’m gonna stream it so hard, just like Fine Line. If he wants to, that is, and only if he doesn’t pull that babygate shit. Of course, there’s a good chance he doesn’t even want to make music hahaha, house husband/ fish amiright?
What? Louis already released an album? Ok i swear to God I’ll check it out. Soon. Next year maybe.
What? Louis is not even in my top ten Spotify artists? Oops🤣! Louis is a millionaire. What does he need my support for? Anyway, a dollar for Harry is a dollar for Louis, so I’ll keep supporting Harry professionally. AIMH and all that crap.
Whew, I’m glad we dodged that ethical bullet and can go back to our fic Harry. When we all put our heads underground, it’s like we all see the same thing!
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Let me just say... I’ve binge read Hopelessly Devoted to You and it is just amazing. I never knew I needed a Soulmate fic until this one. I love Brettsey and found myself not minding one bit the slow burn. Maybe it’s the way you wrote it. Every line was captivating and I surprisingly found myself patient with it. I didn’t know I was capable of that lol. I love Stellaride too and I’m so happy you give us bits and insight into their relationship as well. I find it feeding my Stellaride heart. Also the bit about Stella being bi. Nice call. I love that. I can def. see that. I love how protective Severide is of his friends and especially of his girl. Also the mention of Stella’s ex that had Kelly mad in the bathroom lol; a part of me wants him to make another appearance just so he can see Kelly got the girl and they’re engaged. I love the friend group and the group chat going on. I love Casey and Severide’s bromance in the show and in your story. I love Gallo defending his bestie Ritter and how protective the friend group got of them. I wonder will douchebag show his face again. I just imagined a big brawl busting out at Molly’s bar while Stella’s on shift for some reason over them defending their friend. I love how nervous Severide was leading up to the proposal even though they’re soulmates and we were sure she was gonna say yes. I love how Joe didn’t find his soulmate right away and was on a journey to find her with Otis and how Chloe came into the picture and just fit right in which was awesome. I love how much Brettsey misses each other and practically craves each other when they’re separated. Them falling asleep together on the phone was so sweet. I’m so glad Brett turned that guy down (im blanking on his name right now) whew we dodged a bullet, I thought i was going to be willingly forced (lol) to tolerate their relationship like I had to do in the show. I’m just wondering/thinking out loud and no I’m not expecting an answer because that would involve spoilers but I anticipate where the story goes next. I wonder will Dawson ever find out that her ex boyfriend and former friend are soulmates? Is Dawson going to attend Stellaride’s wedding? Will the douchebags we met or were mentioned throughout the story (Sylvie’s exes, the guy jealous of Sylvia coming in first, the guy making bs remarks to Ritter) make another appearance? Sorry for this long review, my excitement to tell you how amazing this story is and my favorite moments got the best of me. I look forward to whatever you have in store for us. Thanks again for sharing your talent with the world! Have a great and safe day!
Ok this has been in my inbox for a few days now and I haven’t responded to it until now because I’m just BLOWN AWAY by this ask. Like. I genuinely have no words. This is truly one of the sweetest, kindest asks I’ve gotten so far!! I’m feeling the love right now oh gosh 🥺
Yes, I did make Grainger (I love that you just completely forgot his name by the way, absolutely hilarious!) a shorter, less important roadblock in this AU. I really didn’t want to put you guys through the same torture canon has put us through lol.
As for teasing what’s to come and answering your questions, I can tell you that we’ll see some more of some minor characters, not-so-nice ones included. There will also be some minor characters coming in for a chapter coming up fairly soon and it’s just a really hilarious chapter to be honest! Gabby might not attend the wedding but she’ll definitely be brought up again and there will be some closure with her that Sylvie and Matt both get.
Anyway, I am so glad you’re enjoying the story! Thank you so much for all of these kind words, I truly do not know what I did to deserve such kind and loyal readers. This fandom is amazing 💛
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Patience really be thinking: whats worst than a rapist/murderer? Patience's pea brain: A fag.
She was born in the 1930s, to be fair
But lol it's just so true. Her spazzing out at "omg Leonardo could have been GAY... I almost married a FAG... after all the rape and murders, this really made me wipe the sweat off my brow! whew I dodged a bullet!" was a hilarious overreaction
#especially if you've read the earlier posts of this blog and learned that she got turned on by her female sorority members having sex#asks
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rare first impressions review
a “first impressions” review instead of a straight up review since my opinions will def change over time
RARE:
i’ve been listening to the demo for over a year and it’s so cool to see how different it sounds w her voice
“burning toast in the toaster” is such an offbeat lyric. almost jarring in its banality, i love it
the glo up from revival to this....... going from wondering “maybe i should be more like her” in perfect to shouting “i’m not gonna beg for you, i’m not gonna let you make me cry, not getting enough from you, didn’t you know i’m hard to find?” we love a liberated queen so much
this is super fun and great but i played the shit out of the demo in 2018 which makes it feel a lil less exciting. i should have waited rip. still love it tho.
9/10
DANCE AGAIN:
“confidence is throwing your heart through every brick wall”
this is so different?????? love to see experimentation, not my fav sound she’s ever tried out i don’t think, but i do like it, v fun
“all the trauma’s in remission” (trauma or drama????? idk)
sounds very starboy inspired at times, at least abelena gave us this
“vulnerable ain’t easy, believe me, but i go there”
actually, almost a return to stars dance at moments???? in a way more mature, fully realized way... which is so cool when the whole theme of the album and its imagery seems to be looking back at your past self and celebrating yourself for overcoming so much, and also, like she said taylor told her, reclaiming the happiness that has been taken from you and letting yourself return to a happier version of yourself, the truest version of yourself that wasn’t being pulled down and abused. like stars dance was her big dance edm record and i know it’s not a celebrated work of hers lol but there is so much beauty in making a song that says “feels so good to dance again” and going back to that sound for 1 song, remembering what it’s like to feel light, to just dance.
(adding this after my second listen: WAY better with a second listen)
7.5/10
LOOK AT HER NOW:
a forever bop
we love her
“of course she was sad but now she’s glad, she dodged a bullet, took a few years to soak up the tears but look at her now watch her go”
8.5/10
LOSE YOU TO LOVE ME:
yes yes yes yes yes yes
we stan forever
“this dancing was killing me softly, i needed to hate you to love me”
absolutely the rawest, most vulnerable track in her discography, which is saying a lot
“in 2 months you replaced us like it was easy, made me think i deserved it in the thick of healing”
i think what i love so much about this era, about the things that she’s saying in interviews, about the messages she’s sharing in these lyrics so far, is like... not apologizing to her abuser, not making excuses for him, not letting his actions destroy her confidence. comparing the lyrics of revival to this, it’s so clear that there’s been such a change in mentality, such a maturing process, that revival was very much still in the midst of it all and that it’s finally over now. no “i’ll always have love for him,” no “everything happens for a reason,” no “i miss you,” no “what did i do wrong?” there is SO much strength in saying “actually, you know what i really didn’t deserve that and i do not love you anymore and losing you is the best thing that ever happened to me” and simply leaving it at that. forgiveness and love is NOT always essential to moving on!! sometimes that chronic forgiveness is just detrimental and the best thing u can do for yourself is say “FUCK YOU” and leave.
10/10
RING:
“i’m one in a billion baby, don’t you agree?”
this sounds SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOOOOOODDDDDD
nothing else to say like...... period.......
100000/10
VULNERABLE:
“wrap your arms around my weakness”
this is not at all what i expected and is so good
saw everyone saying this is delicate’s sister and it’s so true
the strength and beauty in being completely devastated by a person and still being like... i won’t let it make me cold....... :(
9/10
PEOPLE YOU KNOW:
now this is camouflage’s sister. i love that nostalgia is at the core of so many of selena’s songs like wow she’s truly a cancer huh...... the pain of growing up and becoming a different person and knowing you need to let go of a person that you experienced so much with in such formative years but letting go of them feels like not only letting go of the good memories but letting go of the self that you were when they loved you, when things were good...... ugh
“i never know when enough is enough” hit me right in the heart
this sounds so good... incorporating the edm sound that she experimented with in the droplets but not going all the way there, just kind of letting it exist in that in between....... love
10/10
LET ME GET ME:
“me and this spiral are done, burn this camouflage i’ve been wearing for months, tryna let a little happy in for once” BEAUTIFUL
“take that tired heart and go and turn it inside out” wow.....
this is so sexy and empowering
noticing ur tendency to self-sabotage and overthink and be toxic towards urself..... when ur so used to toxicity and pain that u forget what it’s like to live without it...... but then breaking that pattern and letting urself just LIVE for a moment......
i’m still thinking about “me and this spiral are done, burn this camouflage i’ve been wearing for months” like wtfffffff
it’s like a self-aware, realistic me & my girls lol
i didn’t expect to like this one tbh bc it kinda faded into the background of the tracklist and i forgot it existed, but she snapped
9/10
CROWDED ROOM:
her voice sounds so cute and suits this sound so well
“yeah i was afraid but you made it safe, i guess that is our combination, said you feel lost, well so do i” SOFFFFTTTTT.... TENDERRRRRR
again, honestly didn’t expect to totally love this one but I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!
“the world keeps on spinning but i ain’t dizzy yet”
this 6lack feature fits well and is a great addition, his voice really suits the song
1000/10
KINDA CRAZY:
an original sg2 track we stan
“but slowly all the sugar, it went to waste” :(
say my name vibes in the chorus lyrics. love!
“you’ve been lyin just for fun, luckily no damage done” LOVE!
“now you’re treatin me like i’m insane... YOU’RE insane!” SNAPPPPPEDDDDD OMG..... YESSSS BITCHHHH
oh my god the snippet that we’ve been listening to for 3 years lol
this is...... STELLARRRRRR BITCH!!!!!
10/10
FUN:
“my kind of trouble likes your trouble too”
the sigh before the chorus!!!!
I LOVEEEE THIS
“you get me higher than my medication” we-
this is rare’s hands to myself tbh
this chorus is so good
9.5/10
CUT YOU OFF:
i was most excited for this one!!! based off the snippets she shared in the trailer
“gotta chop chop all the extra weight, been carrying you for fourteen hundred sixty days, gotta gotta gotta clean my slate” OOOOOOOF
“HOW COULD I CONFUSE THAT SHIT FOR LOVE” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this chorus is EXACTLY my vibe tbh this song was made for me lmao
“i imagine all the endless places i could know with a drop drop and i’ll let you go, all the possibilities i got from head to toe, yeah they’d yeah they’d yeah they’d start to show” WHEW BITCH!!!!!!! realizing this dead fucking weight is holding you down... realizing you will be FREE you will be GOOD you will be HAPPY without him. the way that dropping him will be liberating and will open up the whole world for you!!! AHHH! LOVE YOURSELF FIRST!!!!
this guitar solo, ABSOLUTE chef’s kiss! selena GETS me!
10000000/10 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
A SWEETER PLACE:
“red lips french kiss my worries all away” ummmmmmm *billy eichner voice* GO LESBIANS LET’S GO HERE WE GO LESBIANS HERE WE GO LESBIANS COME ON
“felt what real is like” 🥺
“I CAN’T BELIEVE I CAN BE LOUD, HOLDING HANDS WITH THE DARKNESS AND KNOWING MY HEART IS ALLOWED” THE BEST LYRIC IN HER DISCOGRAPHY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
tbh i don’t really love the chorus except for the “oo-oo-oo-oo” part at the end but it works with the song and is something i’ll love with time
kid cudi’s verse really adds to the song, i’m glad the features are used to add to the song rather than just being thrown in out of nowhere
8.5/10
#selena gomez#rare#yall don't have to read this i just had to put my thoughts somewhere and i like to write these and look back at them later
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In the midst of being dragged for being the scum of the earth it’s amazing how someone can continue, at their own will display just how gross they can be lol
I will never feel hurt or “lesser” about dodging a damn bullet. The only regret I have is allowing such degradation in my life for this long smh
Whew what a circus lol
God speed brethren. God speed😂🤣
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all too well 10 minute then?? unless im too slow for that too lol(genuinely being funny)
omg nooooo youre not too slow!
all too well 10 minute version: how many relationships have you been in?
well if you dont count grade-three-hand-holding-for-a-week stuff then 2 proper ones! the first one lasted eight months, the second one only lasted like two months hjbdshdjsb i was close to another one recently but whew dodged a bullet there
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