EDIT: LIVE !!!

EDIT: KEEP CHECKING BACK GUYS. I’M WRITING A STEAMY VALENTINES FIC, I’LL POST IT WHEN I’M DONE.

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I’m sorry but I’m not sorry.

My headcanon is going crazy, and all I want to do is post squishrific ideas and read Stobotnik slash and kinky fics.

Also I think there is a serious lack of tickle fics between these 💕 Maybe I should write one??

Who is top? Stone or Robotnik? Who should win? Most sensitive places? Who is more ticklish?

Also I’ve figured out what the three finger thing means when Robotnik takes the coffee from Stone. It officially means worship - in cult practices it stands for freedom and worship (typically lucifer.)

So he’s basically doing secret tiger paws at him, and saying ‘I love you, I worship you’ as he takes the coffee from him. That is official gay love - not brotherly love.

Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

literally the plot of sonic forces

IT'S HERE!!! Reaching far across these new frontiers...

Finally finished my Sonic Frontiers fan animation and you can watch it on YouTube! Enjoy!

perdpective is dead and i killed it but otherwise i like this

The unofficial official Robotnik family tree!

SONIC AND CREW IN REAL-LIFE (Artist: Totesfleisch8)

SEGA PLEASE SLOW DOWN

Forgot how sassy tinkerbell is

bonus! another cutie

dreams of electronic sheep

... Rouge could've told Shadow anything after he woke up at the beginning of Heroes.

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Rouge, sitting Shadow down in the remains of the lab he and Omega just blew up: Okay, what do you remember?

Shadow: ... Nothing. My mind is completely blank.

Omega: Alert: Amnesia Detected.

Rouge: All right. Your name is Shadow Robotnik, you're the Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik more than fifty years ago. This base we're in right now? It was created by your nephew, Ivo Robotnik, whose wrestling name is Doctor Eggman.

Shadow: ... That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.

Rouge: Also, this robot here, E-123 Omega? Also created by Eggman. That makes him your grandnephew.

Omega: What Wait No.

Rouge: You were last seen falling out of orbit after saving the world with your boyfriend, Sonic the Hedgehog --

Eggman, appearing on the monitors: What are you two FUCKING talking about?

Omega: Eggman Detected. Engaging Destruction Protocols. (blasts the monitor into smithereens)

Eggman, shouting incomprehensible profanity through the broken speakers:

behind every mean gay person is an even meaner even gayer person

Dumb robotnik siblings doodle before i sleep

star nosed mole

I got carried away while doodling and made an entire Sonic My Little Pony AU...! (My Little Hedgehogs? MLP: Chaos is Magic?)

Story under the cut!

Sonic Speeds (Sonic) is a royal knight in training under Prince Brilliant Mind (Eggman), who serves as the captain of the guard because his underdeveloped horn made his magic too weak to handle the celestial duties of the royal family. Sonic Speeds's cocky attitude and foolhardiness has held him back from achieving his dream of being an elite guard despite his physical prowess, so he's desperate to prove himself to his mentor, by any means necessary. Eternal Night (Shadow) is the runaway half-umbrum prince of Equestria. He's on a quest for revenge after the death of his elder sister, Princess Fragile Dawn (Maria Robotnik), at the hands of his umbrum father, King Comet (Black Doom). His true name is Midnight Star, but he adopted a new moniker on his travels, as a way of hiding his identity and also to represent what he intends to bring upon the umbrum for taking his best friend from him. Brilliant Mind, who blames Midnight Star for Fragile Dawn's death and resents him for his great magical talent, sends Sonic Speeds on a near-hopeless quest to bring back his lost brother so justice can be served (and his own revenge for being outshone can be had). Through some miracle, Sonic Speeds actually manages to find him, and as he travels alongside the somber prince, attempting to convince him to give up his quest for revenge and go home (since attempting to force him to go would be... unadvisable), their relationship grows. He begins to doubt his mentor's convictions, but his sense of duty compels him still, and the day comes when he manages to persuade Midnight Star to return to the palace with him, unaware of what lies in wait...

I've got some more thoughts on Midnight Star's origins and the underlying history surrounding this series of events, but I'll save that for another post hehe. Stay tuned!