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“And then he’ll just be a sad bard, twerking in a field alone.”
#d&d quotes#d&d#dnd#kids on bikes#things d&d players say#dungeons and dragons#dnd quote#dnd antics#d&d antics#d&d funny#dnd funny#roll perception#roll for perception#roll for insight#you can certainly try#bard#dnd bard#d&d bard#dnd out of context#d&d out of context#out of context#quotes out of context#vox machina#scanlan shorthalt#legend of vox machina#critical role#d20
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My DM has a knack of presenting my dnd chars with sweet npcs who seem to swoon at first meeting.
#dnd#dnd doodle#dnd out of context#dungeons and dragons#karma#my dm and I love the same story tropes#and i keep making char with insane trust issues#lol#memes
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dnd: Spirit Session says you need living creatures but not humanoids leading to the party asking um, lord asmodeus the lord and master of the nine hells (right) to please bribe a raccoon to the vibe session
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If I marry, it will be for tax evasion.
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"How would you like to do this?"
"With gusto!"
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Last night’s session was mostly our owlbear trying to set the three bastards who stole from the president (and somehow got away with it) to get caught, and everyone else looking at him like
#dnd#dnd out of context#owlbear is a pc and every time he said something#beta asked “why do you hate us”
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Nothing beats ttrpg quotes out of context.
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“It's our corpse aquarium!”
There's now another head in the bag of holding
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MoTW out of Context:
Me, the Keeper: Would you like to say a cool one-liner?
Hunter: "Please don't call the cops."
#context: the chosen is a vigilante crimefighter and gotten an incredible roll to “fight crime”#but completely botched their roll to FIND crime#it went about as well as could be expected#out of context dnd#monster of the week#motw#dnd out of context
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Some out of context bits from tonight’s DnD session:
“Deactivate the horses.”
“Magical Geiger counter!”
“DOGBEARS!”
“Suddenly, there’s four of you.”
“[Name] goes pew.” *Attack misses* “[Name] does not go pew”
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Player: “That wouldn’t be the first time we’ve violated the Genova Conventions.”
DM: "And it won’t be the last.”
#dnd out of context#d&d out of context#dnd#d&d#dnd antics#d&d antics#d&d funny#dnd quote#d&d quotes#dnd funny#quotes out of context#out of context#things d&d players say#dungeons and dragons#vox machina#critical role#d20#murder hobo#murder hobos
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Last session was rough.
We lost Eddisar*
*This was a planned event between player and DM. It was peaceful, poetic and FUCKING PUNCH TO THE EMOTIONS.
#dnd#dnd out of context#dnd doodles#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#tiefling#makera#aiben#and true to kera's ways#she is not taking the proper steps to grieve#no sir#she is going to bury it deep and mask#she is v quiet now#this will only blow up later
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You don't have public executions around here? What do people do for fun around here?! This place sucks!
Reese Osiria Valentine, a bloodthirsty exiled prince, upset at the lack of public executions in a city.
#eric finally speaks#he actually did say this and no one laughed#i thought i was being so funny and it revealed a good amount about his charater too??? like cmon guys :-(#reese vibes#dnd out of context
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i’ve only made one out of context meme so far from last sunday’s session, but i think this is good enough to post on it’s own
#dnd#d&d#dungeons & dragons#dungeons n dragons#dungeons and dragons#dnd memes#d&d memes#dungeons and dragons memes#dungeons & dragons memes#dungeons n dragons memes#out of context d&d#d&d out of context#dnd out of context#out of context dnd#out of context
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Player: How's the paladin looking?
DM: He's looking kinda beat up... like he could be a third better
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