he loves bean :(

I think Bean is cute and Mora is hot but I've lost my mind every time I see one of these three on screen 😍

I can’t talk about Part 5 without discussing THIS scene. My god. This scene is beautiful & it had me loud sobbing, similar to when I watched Adventure Time’s Together Again.

I have to say, I’m actually pretty satisfied with Luci’s ending. As someone else said, he was sent down to ruin Bean’s life & to do evil, but his story ended with making Bean’s life better & by even doing more good than JERRY. Also as someone else pointed out, the lightbulbs were a perfect metaphor for hope & he had hope. He gave the world hope by saving God’s life.

Also as an aroace, I’m so satisfied with his platonic “I love Bean” ending because that’s just beautiful. I knew he was gonna say it, but he said it & I in a very high, struggling to hold it together way said “yeah 😭”. Plus I always saw both him & Jerry as aroace (projection woooo) so having them end up in the afterlife together with God was just. Man I loved that.

Smthn about satan’s son, loss of autonomy and freedom and yadda yadda, you get it (click for better quality)

From the beginning of the final season we knew they're gonna elope eventually but we're still so lucky we got to see them in their beautiful wedding dresses even just for a moment ✨✨

im watching season 2 again

ok but satan saying that he'll invent texting for Luci was cute

what if dagmar was named fagmar and she liked boobs . Thats it

plus dagmar in her nightgown is SOOOO DEAR TO MEEE SHES SO FUNNY

"You didn't try to poison me? what kind of evil daughter are you? next time, see that you do, and don't."

Bad Bean is the perfect obedient daughter Dagmar wanted and she still isn't good enough for her, nothing will ever be good enough for her

Omg🥺

vip and vap top 10 characters of all time

*spoilers here*

Aaaand still on the Disenchantment topic, but spoilers this time. I wasn't expecting the first episode of season 3 (or part 5) to stab me in the heart in the last minute of the first episode with a sad speech (I was just having fun, why do you make me cry like that???). I guess you can hear sad truths in the most unexpected places (like an animated comedy tv show).

(not really sure anybody is actually reading this, but quote under the cut just in case the spoiler tag isn't enough)

Elfo: "You know what they never tell you about grief, Bean?... They never tell you that the worst part isn’t missing the past we had, it’s missing the future we’ll never get. I wasted so much time wanting you to be something else for me I didn’t appreciate what you were. My friend. My best friend. I’m so sorry. From here on now there is going to be a hole in the world where you were supposed to be. Goodbye, Bean."

*This is immeditely followed by a tearful, lovely reunion, but it still broke my heart a little.

Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat how is this real WTH 😭😭

IVE WATCHED PART 5 THREE TIMES NOW & I STILL CANT BELIEVE THIS IS R E A L already done fanart I shall share later 🫢🫢

Also I take pictures of my iPad screen for screenshots plz don’t mind the quality 💀

The way they’re holding hands makes me so ahhh 🥺

DISENCHANTMENT PART FIVE SEMI-SCRIPT DOCTOR (ig)

Ok so, I would like to begin with the character deaths. I’ve got a lot of points but I’d like to start with death. (Also I might forget some stuff don’t kill me (also also forgive me for my lack of gifs n pics :( ))

Luci dies for seemingly no reason other than to make him an angel and bring mora back, two exceedingly stupid reasons in my opinion. We have already been served the point that Luci is a really good person- for example, WHEN THEY SENT HIM TO HEAVEN THE FIRST TIME. The only thing he does in heaven is be there when jerry kills god, which does practically nothing besides -now getting into my second point- bring mora back. Now, I know that sounds mean but if you think for more than a second you may realize we already have a pretty available means to bring mora back, THE ETERNITY PENDANT! It’s pretty apparent that this last part was rushed and since we already know where the pendant is we could use that pretty useless b-plot time for things much more important AND we KEEP LUCI ALIVE! Then we could also make bean choosing to bring mora back with the pendant a direct parallel to the whole Elfo death debacle! A GIANT BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU IN DAGMAR’S FACE! Now, in terms of Elfo you may already know I do not enjoy the Elfo-Miri relationship, but I swear I have good, non-gay propaganda reason.

So, as you may remember, Elfo is already the heir to a throne. The ogre throne. And as we see at the end, Miri would’ve ended up queen no matter what. (And I do think giving the kingdom back to the elves and having Miri be one and rule was a good idea btw) so why the hell did we get a very rushed and ,supposedly, very important relationship with one of our MAIN CHARACTERS. Them being together does fuckin NOTHING and once again WASTES MORE TIME WE DONT HAVE! We could’ve made even more time for more important plot lines and Elfo still ends up a royal. SHABAM another problem solved!

Okay, now I wanna talk about characterization. Starting with Luci.

Luci is, through provided evidence, a really genuinely sweet thing. So why thE FUCK is he so into being satan’s son and extensively, torture, this season? At the very least they could’ve given him SOME hangups! He has grown so much since the first season and yet they continue to ignore that. It’s very frustrating :(.

Alright, elfo’s turn. I don’t have much to complain about regarding him this part but, blegh. I think my biggest hangup about him is how he reacts to luci’s death, the whole thing just feels eerily wrong. Though I suppose with my rewrite we don’t have to worry about anyone’s reactions to luci’s death so,,

WEPA! Bean time! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHE LEFT WITH NO GOODBYE! I HATE IT ACTUALLY! bean is so incredibly attached to her boys and they have changed her life for the better, literally reigniting her WILL TO LIVE! She would never in a million years abandon either of them. I do support her decision to leave dreamland and I do find that in character but everything else just feels wroongg,, also why push the whole ‘choose love’ thing if she ends up abandoning her best friends?

This one’s short but zøg one billion percent should’ve had a proper goodbye with bean and I don’t understand why he didn’t.

Also get rid of all the ‘I’m gonna destroy the magic’ stuff. Still have bean be pretty irked towards magic but also have her be all “ magic ruined my life but I kinda need it for the whole killing my mom thing”.

Probably also retcon alva’s whole plan cuz It doesn’t really make sense. AND NOW WE’VE GOT EVEN MORE TIME!

I know I definitely missed some stuff but this stuff irks me the most 100% hope you guys like this strange not very well put together rewrite :) 👍

GAYS GETTING MARRIED

SAPPHICS ELOPING

BEST ENDING EVER 🥹🥹💗🩷

i came on tumblr, really expecting at least one person to talk about the underwater mermaid orgy