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riddle-me-ri · 10 months

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Hey there!

Here's a post that best explains who and what I do and don't write about!

Here's a Masterlist of what I've written so far!

Full Disclaimer: I reserve the right to delete or refuse any request I'm uncomfortable with or can't think of anything for.

I do write SFW and NSFW material (hence why most of the characters I write for will be adults)

Most smut scenarios are written for an afab reader (it's easiest so it gets done faster and written better) but I try to keep most fics gender neutral

Most of my fics are character x reader (if that's not your cup of tea you go elsewhere) or just write about the character. I'll rarely dablle in character x character.

Please specify whether you want a small drabble/fic or a list of headcanons! Or I will choose what I think is best.

Now for topics I DON'T WRITE about:

Incestual, underage (pedophilic), and/or abusive relationships.

Anything related to coprophilia (the exception being for blood and cum)

Pregnancy and/or pregnancy sex (breeding an obvious exception)/ I also don't care for hypothetical children or family-based requests.

Hardcore non-con or rape (dub con I'll make an exception if there's consent stated eventually)

Now onto WHO I write about:

Note: I will not write ANY NSFW material for any characters underage.

DC Comics/Batman (mostly)

The Riddler (arkhamverse, reevesverse/dano, Batman the Animated Series, Gotham, Zero Year/Capullo, The War of Jokes and Riddles, Gotham City Sirens, Young Justice, Hush (DCAU))

The Penguin (arkhamverse, reevesverse/farrell, Gotham, BTAS, The New Batman Adventures, Telltale, One Bad Day, The Batman (2004), Batman Unlimited)

The Scarecrow (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Year One, Fear State, Masters of Fear, Harley Quinn the Animated Series, Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo)

The Mad Hatter (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Gotham, HQ:TAS, Joker's Asylum, Secret Six ('09))

Into/Across The Spider-verse

Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man

Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099

Jonathan Ohnn/The Spot

Miles Morales/Spider-Man

Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman/Ghost-Spider

Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk

Telltale's The Wolf Among Us/Fable Comics

Bigby Wolf

Flycatcher

Jack Horner

Boy Blue

Here's a writing prompts tag for all the prompts I'm open to write about or if you need any inspiration for a request. Just please submit the full prompt...just so it's easier on me or I don't get the wrong prompt lol

Thanks so much for reading through all this! And if you guys have any questions feel free to send me a message!

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rescuefield-a · 1 year

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TRUE ENDING, DARK ENDING, NEW BEGINNINGS - A STUDY IN CLAIRE AND LEON.

( because if there's one thing capflop can't do is treat women right. disclaimer: this might not be pleasant, please keep in my mind it's in relation to my portrayal and not THE truth )

let's skip all the obvious parts, we already know those. let's dive into claire's mind since by the time death island happens she considers leon her comrade in arms, even though perhaps with the way things go in canon she should be the one throwing the chair. only half joking here.

i'm gonna start by saying that i find ridiculous that claire would fuck off a few days after the outbreak - sure she's impulsive but not at these levels to go in with no plan and no actual idea of where to fly in the first place. so here's the thing, she's stayed with sherry and leon for a while before leaving, planned her search carefully with them watching her too. bonding more with sherry was a given, but she obviously shared enough pieces of information with leon as well since she knows his email.

i don't think claire ever fell head over heels for him as some in this fandom love to imply - she has eyes, and leon is easy on them. that's really all there is to see ( tho i do think her feelings might have changed slightly during their motel hopping situation, but that's more of me world building around the little that we know ) at the same time however, leaving and returning has been a disastrous experience for claire. she was definitely the first to reach out to him post rockfort - mostly to find out what happened to sherry.

on that note, i think that was what held them together at first. it is known that they had visit rights, probably showed up together sometimes, might have decided to join forces against simmons ( although it was useless ) when claire was trying to get sherry's custody. they both love sherry, they both went through hell, they both want to end it - their whole friendship is based on a promise they made to each other when they were a little more thank kids themselves. and that's probably why claire has ended up having a closer bond with leon post raccoon city; they share similarities in that way, and that's what gets them through things since apparently they keep in touch off screen ( would be fun to read more of their email exchanges )

it's obvious claire holds leon on a pedestal in a way - whereas chris was her go to person, leon sort of takes that place post rockfort. he gets contacted in harvardville, she asks his opinion about the drawing made by that kid in penamstan. she cares about him and his opinion, which is somewhat reciprocated through the little hints in canon, but at the same time we see a shift that changes things. if during the airport outbreak leon was speaking highly of claire and how she fought her way out of raccoon city, a couple years later in DC he tells her to "not do anything stupid" more than once, to which claire eventually even tells him "when are you going to stop treating me like a kid?" because claire knows very well she's capable and experienced, so her inner question when it comes to leon is why cant you see me as your equal?

i know some might have expected me to turn this into a ship moment, but it really all boils down to this. claire gets the damsel treatment over and over, to the point that even something that supposedly was fanservice becomes a moment where we can see her annoyance. she seems almost mad when leon asks her if she's fine after being picked up from the acid pool - and while she is okay, there's no doubt that leon and jason's antics have created problems during her convo with wilson, claire still gets up and goes to the control room to once again to the behind the scene work that will grant leon another tyrant kill and a pat on his shoulder by the government.

to put it simply, claire never gets praised, never gets credit, and yet she's the one doing half the work, she's the one staying behind during the aftermath, she's the one who made it possible for the government and bsaa to meet in the first place. claire might as well get into politics some day and i wouldn't be surprised, she's a leader who always gets pushed aside because she's unfortunately surrounded by a lot of toxic masculinity and very fragile egos.

so to circle back, i find it interesting that claire says "i do things my way and you do things yours" because it implies that until then they were always meeting in the middle, but it was really following leon's lead because he's supposed to know better than her. it could be implied that claire has compromised for the past decade, having a different approach to fighting the good fight than him ( leading me to think she had been influenced by neil's charm for a whole lot longer than revelations 2, he just wasn't the leader of terrasave yet so his role wasn't important for the plot but possibly formative to how claire operates ) so this is her stepping away from leon's shadow - it's her way to say ok, i've been following your lead until now, but just because you're the fighter and i'm the rescuer it doesn't mean we're not on the same level.

i also find very interesting that claire and leon seem to not have a "shared campaign" and that she has been given a weapon of her own in death island. it might not mean much in terms of plot meaning, but to me it means a lot because it's already a HUGE step forward ( until now movie wise she would always have a weapon that was either leon's or would be discarded after shooting one zombie which is ridiculous when there's a hoard of them ) toward claire having an identity of her own that is not tied to her brother, best friend, boyfriend of the day found dead at the end. this might be her biggest occasion to shine and perhaps to prove once again that she's on the same level as everybody else - her job doesn't define, her experience does... and of that let me tell you at this point she's got plenty.

to recap: claire did carry the torch for leon throughout the years and as long as the universe keeps destroying every attempt of her moving on, in a way she will always have a soft spot for him. but also if it's true that the distance makes the heart grow fonder, then the farther they stay when it comes to missios the more they'll remain in best terms ( he's still her best friend regardless, is a deal package along with sherry, she will totally host interventions but will never let people use her name to express their disappointment )

#ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ meta.#canon died in a ditch.. in the sense that i will interpret claire in these context the way god intends (me)#i actually have so much more to say but this is turning into a novel #all of this is true as well as what i write with savvvy obviously which is hilarious bc claire can't stand the whole #i have to protect you blah blah gig but also will always be available to hook up bc life's gotta be a little messy every now and then 😂#more notes about my canon died reference! it's obviously a joke and other muns portrayals are not wrong! i just don't agree with canon lol

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elliotthaunted · 2 years

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Just got back from camp and that shit was BIZARRE.

So much fucking drama omg.

So storytime!!

Disclaimer: I doubt anyone will read this, I just wanted to vent.

So camp....

I was in a bunk with nine other boys and two counselors.

One of the boys, who we'll call "L" was a entitled white straight dude whose entire sense of humor was really fucked up jokes.

My and another guy in my cabin (I'll call him "A") became close friends, we hung out all the time. We were both gay so L started making jokes about us fucking eachother and stuff. Soon some of the other guys in the bunk were making those jokes too.

We complained about it which caused them to get mad at us. Eventually one of them stabbed A's notebook with a pair of scissors, making the both of us feel threatened. After that a head counselor had a long talk with them and things calmed down a bit. Though they were all still obnoxious.

While all this was happening I made friends with a kid I'll call R. R seemed nice, they were somewhat loud and talked a lot but I figured that was just their personality. One night they run out of their bunk crying telling me and A that some of the girls in their bunk where hunting them down and trying to fight them (which was true. But what I didn't know at the time is that they probably incited it.) Long story short, the girls bunk got into a huge argument involving R. (I won't get into the details but it was BAD.) The camp decided to split the bunk into two bunks to try and calm the argument. I was still R's friend at the time so I was on their side. Which caused me and some of my friends to be hated by some of those girls. Basically the fighting reached a level that was absolutely insane. With ear splitting screaming matches and violent threats. (The bunk splitting had really not worked) we could hear it all since they were only a thin wall apart from us.

One of our counselors tried to get involved but anger got the best of him and he ended up cursing at one of the girls causing him to be fired and leaving the boy's bunk with only one counselor.

Eventually some of the girls grew tired of the drama and went home. Making the situation a little less intense. That's when I started noticing some things about R. First off they always wanted to talk about the situation. Spiralling and spiralling untill I could barely hear the words "bunk 23" without cringing. Secondly, they kept trying to cause more drama, always coming to us at lunch with a bunch of "he said she said" and accusing people of random things. This is when I started suspecting that they might not have been the target of the girls' anger for no reason.

I tried to mostly ignore the stuff they were saying, not feed into it, and discourage them when they suggested confronting the girls again. This weird in-between stage took us almost to the end of camp.

One night we decided to play truth or dare. R predictably asked me if I had a crush at camp. Not wanting to lie i gave them a few hints and they easily figured out who the guy was. Not too worried about it I asked them to please not tell him and they laughingly agreed.

The next day I was at an event at the camp pool, just hanging talking to R trying to not stare too much at the guy I liked. Eventually R starts laughing and stuff and tells me that my crush "accidently" found out I liked him. I blew up at them, seeing right through their lie and to the fact that they obviously told him. At that moment I realized how toxic R was and how they really didn't care about anyone's feelings. Just wanted to cause drama. I told them I was fucking mad and that I didn't want to talk to them. I completely ignored them after that. I don't fuck with people who betray my trust.

I started sitting at a different table at meals and made friends with some actually decent people. At one point my crush confronted me. Telling me he didn't feel the same but he still wanted to be friends, basically letting me down easy. We all agreed that R was the real problem in this and I felt stupid about not seeing it sooner. At the end of camp I felt significantly more happy with my new group of friends (though quite embarrassed about being rejected.) And camp ended on an alright note.

The end??

I still can't believe that all happened

#summer camp #drama #story time

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