I’m gonna make him so powerful

The last survivor While watching the birds during the autumn migration period in the hot desert of Kuwait, we saw him standing tallly as if he was the last living on earth in the middle of the desert, and I tried to show this beautiful drama in the picture by combining some clouds and using the white and black technique and conveying my feelings through the image Taken by #fujifilmxa3 XA-3 with lens kit 16-50mm #kuwait #disart (at السالمي كيلو ٤١ - السكراب) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClMEczvK3t-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

tai straight up fainting after saying two words to van. representation of disarter lesbians who fuck (and are still faildykes).

OneOff

In December 2021, I published Thirstysomething, a story about two guys who started a bar where the entire staff are arm amputees and wear hooks. This is the middle story of a trilogy. OneOff is their second bar, not far away from Thirstysomething, where all the staff wear peg legs. Things soon get out of hand as stump jealousy raises its inevitable head and most of the bar staff end up teetering about on two pegs.

legbry.blogspot.com/2023/02/oneoff-sequel-to-thirstysomething-dec.html

As always, here is a sample.

Conrad started early and drove the three hundred kilometres to Philip Lee’s home and studio.

            – How good to see you again, Conrad! Welcome. Do come around to our atelier. The peg legs are packed ready for transport. I was expecting you to request a courier delivery.

            – Well, apart from wanting to finalize our financial transaction together, there is something I would like to discuss with you which you hinted at on our first visit.

            – Very well. Let’s go inside and James can place the package in your car. James! Would you take the peg legs to Mr Colby’s car?

            – Certainly, sir.

            – Oh, how officious he is! Would you like something to drink? Coffee, tea?

            – A mug of tea would be very welcome.

            – I’ll see to it. Shall we go into the sitting room or will this be suitable?

            – The kitchen’s fine. Now first things first. How would you prefer the payment to be made?

            – Bank transfer to my company account would be perfect.

            – Very good.

Conrad activated his banking app and made the transfer, showing Lee the debit.

            – Thank you very much.

He tottered to the lower kitchen counter and fussed with a teapot. He brought over two stoneware mugs and returned for the tea.

            – What else was it you wanted to discuss? More sculpting work for me?

            – No, not yet at least. I am sure there will be more in future if you are willing to carry it out. No, I want to talk with you about your ex-army surgeon contact. More precisely, I would like to know if he would be willing to perform two disarticulations of my legs.

            – Good heavens above, that is rather drastic, don’t you think?

            – My man Colin has two disarts and uses a torso socket with stubby legs and crutches. He appears to me to be the epitome of eroticism. I wish to emulate him. I find my long thigh stumps to be a source of continual dissatisfaction and I wish to be rid of them as soon as possible.

            – I see. It seems odd to me that you should dislike having such long stumps but everyone to his own. I have your details, of course, and I shall forward them to my friend. He will certainly let you know if he is available for the operation in the near future and you will be able to work out a timetable between yourselves.

            – Thank you very much. I myself have my hands full, so to speak, for the next few weeks as we start our new bistro but I hope that I will be approaching my final body shape by late summer. I may yet decide to forgo my left arm to make it symmetrical with my right stump.

            – You would be a bilateral upper arm amputee using split hooks and mechanical elbows and sitting in a torso socket with peg arms for mobility.

            – Exactly. And I would like you to make two torso sockets with matching peg arms for us. Which reminds me, I have brought your scanner back. It’s in the car.

            – Oh good. Thank you.

            – All this is a secret from Colin, by the way. It’s not that he wouldn’t approve but I want to surprise him.

            – I understand. I shall be discrete and bear your secret in mind when I communicate with you.

            – Thank you for your hospitality. I must be off now in order to be back before opening hours.

            – Yes, of course. Please remember me to Colin. Goodbye, Conrad.

Conrad stumped over to his car, checked that the peg legs were stashed securely and removed his stubbies and arm prostheses. The return journey would be stump-powered.

Just add me to the list of people who'd flirt with Eddie 😂

Lol. Good luck. Maybe you are the mysterious partner he was jeaolous at! At this point he only flirted with himself and ignored the others ships.

Fr Sim Ed is fascinating he is constantly fishing for compliments, fliterd with himsel twice, is right now addicted to chess and got his ass beaten by an old lady. I know him for a day and he is one of my favorite Riddlers because he is an absolute disarter that only compares to Jon having whims like "being home for 8 hours" and "not talking to anyone for a day" and fighting Santa Claus.

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Me: more redsinging villan and bit expleing

Dys someone cofuze is axe man so mean exrio? A finks a name is axrio like chraing sowing

And axe man get flet disaine because is wery old one like after terra get self a fairybrake so after more older a enifing megaman 4 out. . . Das old can drowing is

Because wood man and no rezan get wirts twister and little ups a "big fet axe man" someone hirding like dys a enifing say big fet wood on someone a enifing chraing so like not say is code realityship or enifing staws more das chill guy's like not full frendly but so chilling

Well enifing more expleing chraing enifing more klobsli a enifing so barkana and someone skome on a make sexy onesrtering type fik disatser and more a more a wona vomit enifing start a rabbit hole barkana destory sis hand sistem

So like a make klobsli because me RP lord canda more been klobsli because canda introsting but finks vanpire because rezan neneko is cat a someone wood say get enifing witch charge and like enifing like someone get panik and like "omg omg she kill me because barkana is disarter me aaaa help me Lem her helping me" like wood megaman lord staws i fame a canon rezan a grass types

So like is guy. . . MAN (shut up) and like more past a wery distans age a now is canda been jonger more a axl canda mean rezan finks like. . . Enifing been wood like oc is wood staws canda rezan make so slow grow up resdelity staws? Like "dar but is not pimp" i knows I knows but finks but why grow so slow a suprazelity blest is more older a you das more cofuze me hem dys oc cherater a enifing code rodest a corekt age is so been unknows a rezan because reddy so sobit =/ sorry but is true a finks so? As old one cherater a more jonger more axl a poor gameplay is canda now levro had level

But enifing persolity dys man

Canda more cofuze a enifing been klobsli a enifing knows villan like do like (GIMI HOMERITY BIFFF) so dys mean more dys like "Pereryn does not withe" but okey so klobsli here again say and more been trost whint and jonger oners because say why spid type a cut wood tree staws and like little shop do it knows smole staws like cup wood drinks makes like mug's

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And nader one oc but villan a canda diva stamstens? Like is wery pop and someone she her is start cry and toking lot diva mean staws like whatever das say "YESS SHE BACK RAAAAAAAAAA"

And enifing rezan why name mean her a radom elhia is more "stone cutsed" because enifing logic because dys more a towns a enifing lot cutsed is wery knows been a crocs ( truse me likes huragan man been here is wery get dead a disaster crocs)

And more like canda more been redsinging a crocs because someone say is "lot gyro pipslaw disatsers a devia Dean aya it" (canda sound a someone chraing say sowing like nikim minash a dys fames brake nose a make it down more nose like snupi? Yeah and more her fanart a get is bit her skin so enifing more logic because get a wery nastalgia a code cherry gril's none rezan but okey masters *giggle bit a enberising) and more wirts say a neber one rant but why gyro man is suck in ass (okey on what?) Is wery stack like crocs bean a someone puding and can't take off~. . . ( * start lafing finks a rock man hit hem a smole been of crosc and make big say "fitality"*)

Canda is code a code butterfly nife finks and cute galaxy gril (because one pik crosc little poinks is dys one a someone wona enifing but bot galaxy logo in crosc and more wirts dys kid next a me dys pens of crosc yes did sowing like dys because lost me a teper like skace me enifing skiming me a med a fiter bitch enifing cry so hart a me sowing and start hit me a crocs and start omost attaking me a face a get limit off and say "WONA SHIT DEAD IN ME LEGS BECUSE YOU A PIG BACK" and like kid say okey chill guy and me look a omost kill dys kid a someone freks out relly das loud make kid a say no mercy a make "kid cursed han horny a dead rode" and yeah yeah so diface past but more logic a kids is a asshole and smole on none rezan spel you a face a bitch and like neber a grap kid a arm so bedly good a wery been roade doll knows dys a more dusty one and like " hit them witch face" like dys angry teshus hit dys kid a someone dys a care kid say a soca someone mean a someone o soca raget loser because code hit a kid gorun a enifing more skiming dys smole jerkass kid a enifing say back is she jerkass she jerkass whatever is a smole boy but after more past afters polegaze me a grt wery disater movness but dys or code nastalgia snifer a camcom liners because enifing is diva cheks)

But why enifing realityship canda wirdo rezan because enifing wering crosc enifing enifing wer and finks a going are city but dys a fly away like enifing had wona go and been self charge a code butterfly in a crosc ( knows it someone das heppend a canda little bit close a someone wering crosc because emm more ovosit someone) but enifing me more logic rezan someone get pips in crosc knows dys little staws a code more your ogly cross make more ogly diva is enifing ploblem here a lot a kid get zombie agresive (eke: me get care self angry cat boy Jonger a me jerkass) or this weirdo, little pips, something, these little weird things like buttons, some kind of suppression, allergies, but I could see more that he was high on sexuality, because this boy started talking something to his mother, that he wanted to be a big baby, but he also broke the right elastic band of the bra, and I got hit in the face, and I guess he wanted to do something with his hands to make me a joker or something like that, the herbs were strong because he really ate buttons from crosc and they were acting even weirder but what happened was that after he bit the child, he bit the crocs on enifing one poor baby, opened his legs and fell asleep with his mom ia code "mom boobis disaster disert rode shitier winer" ( you still found bitten crocs and the whole toe of the shoe was gone a enifing kid buding in a lips insaide and say " poor ex donki mean a Hit her it" like only rezan a puding a drunks in it) so bit dys rezan a canda dys bit logic expleing realityship after heppend real dys druks kid's mean

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Okey more chill because enifing kinking kid ride i face a enifing dys heppend das chill staws bro

Little note a none redsinging but been here:::

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Me: dys one a redsinging now knows 🫖 man and dys pinke woman but after is adada sea bomb but yellow or more code pastel gold looking so yeah been here so someone knows a RP going bit das little bit

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Offical epic note: 10.02.2024.r

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He's fun to draw for.... reasons :)

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We woke reasonably late following the feast and free flowing wine the night before. After gathering ourselves and our packs, we headed down to our homestay family’s small dining room for breakfast. Refreshingly, what was expected of her was the same thing that was expected of Lara Stone: to take a beautiful picture. We were making our way to the Rila Mountains, where we were visiting the Rila…

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We woke reasonably late following the feast and free flowing wine the night before. After gathering ourselves and our packs, we headed down to our homestay family’s small dining room for breakfast. Refreshingly, what was expected of her was the same thing that was expected of Lara Stone: to take a beautiful picture. We were making our way to the Rila Mountains, where we were visiting the Rila…

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We woke reasonably late following the feast and free flowing wine the night before. After gathering ourselves and our packs, we headed down to our homestay family’s small dining room for breakfast. Refreshingly, what was expected of her was the same thing that was expected of Lara Stone: to take a beautiful picture. We were making our way to the Rila Mountains, where we were visiting the Rila…

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