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sluttyhollow · 1 year

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“And I like my head slow, sloppy, disgusting, wet pussy in his face no cuffin, ooh he keep asking what are we, we nothing”

Warnings: oral sex (f recieving), toxic Toji & reader (kinda), female bodied reader with no pronouns, Toji being a bad dad if you squint but that’s nothing new, reader and Toji have unspecified age gap

Toji Fushiguro x BlackF! Reader

I was listening to Not My N*gga by KenTheMan and I started having thoughts about Toji. Yeah enjoy this brain rot y’all. I might do another part to this where Toji just sluts his pussy out idk 😭

Part 2

18+ No Minors

“Right fucking there oh my go-“ his mouth was a National fucking treasure. Expertly tonguing his so called affections into the depths of your folds. The wet muscle lulling out his mouth before flattening to drag the roughness across your clit. Repeating the motion over and over until he felt satisfied with the way your nails were sinking into his scalp, then moving to suck your slick from your hole. Tongue making its way in to fuck you with it that way.

The whole scene was debouched. Sweat coating your naked skin, eyes rolling back, forcing him to keep his assault going as you reverently shoved his face deeper into your folds. If you had known the man was as much of munch as he is, you would’ve been taken him up on his senseless begging to take you out.

Toji Fushiguro was your dilf neighbor who worked odd hours, stayed gone for days and weeks and continuously asked you to let him take you out when he saw you collecting your mail. He was 40 something, undoubtedly sexy as hell, but something about him was off. You didn’t know what his job was but you assumed he was dangerous, he looked it at least. That scar that sat across his lips, paired with the fact you’d only ever seen his 4 year old son once in the 6 months you’d lived there told you all you needed to know about him. Plus you were young, had your own shit, and had a number of people who’d pull up and give you what you wanted whenever you asked, truly pushin p so he was not a factor in your mind. But he looked happy when you finally let him take you out, like he really wanted you, poor baby he was. You’d run his pockets a little and then move on, he’d get the hint and leave you alone, Simple.

A fucking lie, he was all that was on your mind right now. The way he was eating your pussy just the way you liked was pushing you closer to the edge and quickly. Bucking your hips up to ride against the motions of his tongue you finally released with a cry, squirting across his face.

Dropping your hips you finally released his head letting him pull away from you. Looking up at him, face wet with your cum and a smile plastered on his face.

“How you feel about me now sweetheart, still think you can sing those shitty little songs I hear through my wall about being a “p bitch” or whatever. Quit playing with me and tell me that pussy mine”

A laugh bubbles out your mouth before you could catch it. “That tongue of yours is fucking amazing and I might be nice and let you taste me again but you’re still not finna cuff me Toji” moving your body to sit up so you can get dressed and leave his apartment you hear his laughter follow your words before his smile dropped

“The moment you let me get a taste of that pussy you became mine, that for the streets shit is done y/n, now bring me MY pussy so I can keep giving it what I know it likes” a hand wrapped itself around your ankle dragging you back prone before he attached himself back onto your his pussy causing you to arch up off the bed. Yeah, you may be out the game fr, especially if Toji had anything to say about it.

#shwrites #shwritestojifushiguro #toji fushiguro #x black reader #toji x black reader #jjk x reader #jjk smut #toji fushiguro smut #drabble #brainrot #Spotify #jujutsu kaisen

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parkersbear · 2 years

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to all my doms plus shay and chrissy since y’all are the besties:

would you all want cake? you guys deserve a nice treat 🥰

@mostmetalfreak @thebillyhargrove @theharringtxn @nancy-wheeler86 @dilf-nation @chrissybon

#also there’s a lot of it #so much cake

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weiyiann · 3 years

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I SAY DILF!JOHNJAE NATION WHERE Y’ALL AT?

DID YOU NOT SEE THE TEASER. BREAK MY BACK LIKE A LIGHT STICK, SMACK MY ASS LIKE THE DRUM DËIDY(s)

#dilf johnny #dilf jaehyun #nct dilf life #set my heart aflame #EVERY PART AFLAME #THIS IS NOT A GAME #pls 😭😭😭

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glitching-desert-snake · 3 years

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91 notes • Posted 2021-12-02 21:29:55 GMT

Blank MCR covers. Feel free to use. Pls tag or credit me in some way.

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Dr Death Defying 🤝 Cecil Palmer 🤝 Johnathan Sims

Spooky podcasting bros

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Ranger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Cowboys

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Found a link for ttlotkf: california! Warning: be smart, don't click on ads

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Issue 6 cw for unreality

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Issue 4 spread over 2 pdfs

Issue 4 as 1 png per page

And if you need the past ones:

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294 notes • Posted 2021-01-14 05:02:10 GMT

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theartofpodcasting · 3 years

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hello!! i went for a walk and finally binged episodes 11 and 12. a few points that i had to stop and write down:

-dramatic reading of taob like everyone’s been talking about on the discord, except we do it like a sitcom

-“i have friends?” 10/10 relatable

-what the *fuck* that’s how you pronounce cicada? i have never heard it aloud 🧍

-i am going to spontaneously combust because y’all are so nice to me

-i honestly love it when you guys disagree on something because getting to hear all these different points of view? *chef’s kiss*

-regarding tulok, idk if this ties in well with what abby was saying but i felt like her talking about how it was kind of everyone’s fault most resonates with my perspective? although i liked how ashla called attention to the fact that zuko is a teenager versus tulok being an adult, as well as boom talking about how tulok not trying to convince zuko it wasn’t his fault was the best way to get through to him.

-teo’s dad and haru’s dad: dilf, dil, or dilfucking punch?

-that moment of silence for the ozai dilf part of the fandom

anyways, thank you, hope y’all are doing well and hugs! 🫂💙

ash!! i love how you always send us your thoughts and the fact that you fully stopped your walk to write things down? you’re too kind! (i hope you know you are not at all obligated to do these! we love them, but they’re not expected or anything)

-omg dramatic reading of taob when? this is why i need to unmute the discord. for real tho, it’d be so good sitcom style. someone re-write the friends theme song

-for a moment i panicked that that wasn’t how you pronounce cicada, but since i literally grew up with that word, i’m gonna say that we said it correctly

-you deserve all the niceness

-yeah!! healthy disagreement is important!!

-teo’s dad is a dilfucking punch. i’d only punch him once tho, for destroying the air temples. i feel like the fact he was supplying tech to the fire nation wasn’t really his fault, and he joined the war to make up for it. but the destruction?? and the way some white writers tried to paint aang as the one being too sensitive? it’s been a while since i’ve watched that episode but hmm 👀

-i have no idea if the ozai dilf part of the fandom crosses over with the taob part of the fandom and i’m terrified to find out

love ya ash, hope you’re doing well too! 💙🫂

-bgoom (i see the typo and i’m leaving it there as a stylistic choice)

#the art of asks #mod boom

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diazpoems · 3 years

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I watched Raya and the Last Dragon for the first time:

Oooh I love the animation for the backstory

That’s sisu!!

Tuk tuk is so precious oh my god

DAMN THASA DILF RIGHT THERE

the animation and scenery is so beautiful

GIRL CALM DOWN

I love her dad already. I feel like I’m jinxing it tho

It’s cool how their features differ a little bit by nation actually.

Can y’all act like adults please

Aww young Namaari and Raya

SOMEHOW A CHILD HAS BETTER DIPLOMATIC ABILITIES AND EMOTIONAL MATURITY THAN ALL Y’ALL

they’re so??? Cute???

THIS IS SO QUEERCODED

SHE DID THE DEBBIE RYAN HAIR TUCK

sorry raya but why would you be so naive

YOU DID NOT JUST KICK TUK TUK

THEY FUCKING SHOT THE DAD

ALL YALL COULDNT FUCKING CONTROL YOURSELVES SO WHAT DID YOU DO. YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN GEM

FUCKING IDIOTS ALL YALL

well, he can be woken up right. So I’m not too worried. But like I’m still sad.

I hate when people are blatantly reckless and they don’t even accomplish anything. Like first—they just didn’t have any self restraint or reason. But they didn’t even get what they wanted.

Oh shit tuk tuk got big

THE PUPPY ANALOGY IS SO FUNNY

A really strong swimmer omg

Oh shit it’s fang

I??? NAMAARI IS GORGEOUS???

SHE FUCKING PUSHED HIM DOWN. SHES STRONG. AJSBJSJS

“Wicked when I hit the liquid”

SISU IS ADORABLE

cat lady? Namaari is definitely a lesbian

It’s the flirty banter for me

ok what the fuck does binturi mean

Boun is so funny

Is virana her mother?

Idk I think dang hai is p stylish

Sisu oh my god

Second hand embarrassment

Ohh it is her mother

SISU STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

Don’t trust her sisu I swear

God I love the visual sorta impact of rain in partial clouds. Like it’s happened a few times here where it was sunny and cloudy at the same time but it was also lightly raining and it’s always such a stunning visual choice

Your dragons are gnc as fuck

This is gonna go so wrong

The brainwashing virana is enforcing is amazing

THEYRE GONNA COME FOR YALL BECAUSE YOURE BITCHES

intent doesn’t matter. It’s impact. you may not have meant to do anything. But ya did.

ITS THE GAY GIVING BACK THE OLD THING AND STARING AT THE PALACE WONDERING IF SHE GOT IT FOR ME

This is so gay

She’s a good actress so don’t quite trust it

She did the Debbie Ryan again

It’s her lying move I think

DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON YOUR OPPONENT WHERES NAMAARI

YOU FUCKING GO YOU BAD BITCH

god I love when characters just go ape shit

Like sure it’s not technically right but also ~rage~

INTENT DOESNT MATTER NAMAARI. LIKE GODDAMN. HOW MANY TIMES WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS.

mmm no I don’t think she is

GAYYYYY

OH SHIT SHE LET THE DRUUN TAKE HER

Namaari was gonna finish it the whole time

AND WHEN THEY WAKE UP THEY KISS

sooo are ya gonna be decent virana

DRAGONS DRAGONS

the rituals are intricate

LMAO WHY DID I THINK OF THE VINE WHERE ITS LIKE “IIIIM. HUNGRYYYY. DON’T YOU EAT ANY OF MY FOOOOD.”

I WANNA SEE CHIEF BENJA AGAIN

IM GONNA CRYYYY

#bear talks #raya and the last dragon

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strwbrysugu · 4 years

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ok yes summa the fire nation men were hOT but do y’all remember hakoda? that’s a dilf if i’ve ever seen one

DILF LMAOOO but yea i think i was more attracted to hakoda than any of the fire nation men, except for zuko ofc

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confessionsofasexydilf · 3 years

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3 notes • Posted 2021-06-01 09:02:51 GMT

Thanks for the tag @cynide-latte :D

Last song: "Since U Been Gone” - A Day To Remember

Last movie: Scream 2

Currently reading: Hypothetically? Skyward by Brandon Sanderson. My brother got me it for my birthday, but I haven’t read more than a few pages ‘cause my brain is dumb and doesn’t wanna focus. (I finished it, absolutely recommend it!) I’m also a few pages in to a reread of The Martian, but that’s not gonna be happening very soon.

Currently watching: Cougars, Inc. which I am 58 minutes in to, but school picked up too much and has left me without time to finish ;-; once finals are over, I’ll finally get done with it.

Currently craving: I kinda want a burger from work, but I’m not going in until Friday and definitely don’t want to eat there on my day off (or at 8 in the morning).

I’m lazy and don’t feel like tagging at the current moment, so anyone who sees this and wants to do it is free to!

3 notes • Posted 2021-05-25 15:25:18 GMT

Got tagged by @transbicrona <3

Name: Julian

Pronouns: He/Him

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5’7 or so (used to be taller but the doctor took my height)

Current Time: 22:23

Birthday: April 2

Nationality: American

Favorite Bands: A Perfect Circle, The Devil Wears Prada, I Fight Dragons, Badflower, Weezer, MCR, The Used, Sum 41

Favorite Solo Artists: Anthony Amorim, Billy Talent, Gerard Way, Will Connolly, Frank Iero (I realized with this question that I just don’t listen to solo artists—these are literally the only ones in my main playlist.)

When You Made Your Blog: Sometime between 2015 and 2016

Why Did You Choose Your URL: A bot with the URL “confessionsofasexymilf” followed me, and I loved it so much that I had to make it my URL but with DILF.

Last Show I Binged: I don’t really watch TV, and I honestly couldn’t say when the last time I binged something was. Genuinely might’ve been Sex Education a couple of years ago, or maybe Twilight Zone? But I didn’t really binge that one. Psych is another possibility, but I spread my watching sessions out for that too.

Following Count: 1462

Follower Count: Exactly 230

Average Sleep Time: Around 4-5 hours

Other Blogs: My horror sideblog, @jewishleon, is the only one I really use. I have another blog for art of a specific character, another for posts I specifically don’t want to lose, and then I have a bunch of URLs hoarded.

Last Thing I Googled: “great clips”

Lucky Number: Don’t really have one. The only thing that comes to mind is two.

Currently Wearing: Gym shorts and a sweatshirt

Instrument: I want to learn the guitar and played a little violin, but my only “instrument” is my voice. I sing a lot.

Dream Trip: I’ve got an itinerary of some great stargazing spots across the US that I want to visit sometime.

Favorite Food: I love red curry.

Favorite Song: Pet - A Perfect Circle

Top Three Fictional Universes: Dead by Daylight, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Resident Evil (aka my current fixations)

Thanks for taggin’ me! Same thing from his post goes here: feel free to hop on the train if you see this :) I’d love to learn some more stuff about y’all.

5 notes • Posted 2021-06-29 05:25:06 GMT

I got tagged by @randomfangirlsio to put music on shuffle and pick the first ten songs and tag ten more people. Thanks :)

1. Bulls in the Bronx - Pierce the Veil

2. Girlfriend - Badflower

3. Feel Nothing - The Plot in You

4. Bad Things - Get Scared

5. Re-Animator - Rigor Mortis

6. Self Esteem - The Offspring

7. Crystals - M|O|O|N

8. The Only Good Fascist is a Very Dead Fascist - Propaghandi

9. Chase It! - Set It Off

10. To the End - My Chemical Romance

I’m just tagging all the people I can think of off the top of my head, if you are tagged and don’t wanna do this or if you aren’t tagged and want to, it’s all good :) (also sorry if Cyanide tagged you as well;;)

@kazpertheghost @cokiemack139 @smsawesomness @quicksilver-x @myfrtuneandterrorandrapture @tied--babysitter @shsl-hearteyes @yakha-spirit @kindrd-selfcare (the right blog)

7 notes • Posted 2021-04-12 19:09:28 GMT

I was tagged by @cynide-latte in a top 10 favorite songs off the top of your head thing! This is my first time being tagged in somethin’ like this, so I’m excited. 1. Our Lady of Sorrows - MCR

2. The Guilty Party - While She Sleeps

3. I’d Rather Drown - Set It Off

4. Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park

5. I Wish I Was a Riot Grrrl - Destructo Disk

6. Wasteland - 10 Years

7. Heroin (Rock Edit) - Badflower

8. Isn’t It Strange? - The Devil Wears Prada

9. Sleep For What - The Unders

10. Moon - Secret Band

I’ll tag @kindred-selfcre (on whatever blog you want if you end up doing this), @samsawesmness (’cause I really wanna see how many muse songs you can list), @myfrtuneandterrorandrapture, @neotheropod, @yksha-spirit, @swdluwun, and anyone else who wants to do it!

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#This was fun #Also confirmed my suspicion that I make zero original posts #They're all just get to know you things #(Also the urls are weird because I didn't want to re-@ everyone)

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