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ruanbaijie · 2 years
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WANG HEDI as XIAO LANHUA as MOON CLOWN SUPREME
for @userblorbo ‘s personal blorbo campaign 2022
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filmishine · 1 year
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dxsole · 2 years
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@notquiteahitman​ | Cont. from X
“Don’t I always?” She’s gotten a bit bolder about it too. 
He didn’t want people to think they were an item. He had let her know on many occasions that what they had was strictly business, strictly a show of his power— bullshit.
Didi wanted more. 
He had wanted her in his bed so badly, that now she refuses to leave. His sheets are so much nicer than her own, his quarters better decorated. It was warm in his bed despite his inherent coldness towards everyone (including her), and she wants to keep some of it for herself— if only to remind herself he’s still a man underneath the façade.
“You work too hard.” She wants him wrapped around her finger already, as she is wrapped around his. “Overworking makes people sloppy. And I know you...if you’re not at optimal performance, you’re not going to be satisfied with your results, hm.” He did love his little experiments, didn’t he? And how upset would he be if he ruined one?
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“I’m just saying...you need to relax before you give yourself an aneurysm.” Painted nails run through his hair, lightly scraping at his scalp. “And don’t I always help you? Even when I hate you, don’t I give you everything you want, hm?”
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carbonbeef · 1 year
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Just got back from seeing the Aragon Tour of Six tonight and HOLY CRAP WAS IT JUST EVERYTHING AND MORE!
Some initial thoughts that I’ll try to elaborate on more later: The costumes are so much more flashy under the lights than any video or television performance will ever showcase! I never had any doubt in my mind before that Gabriella Slade would win the Tony, but holy crap seeing them in person was just UNREAL!
Khaila’s Aragon is a FORCE! The moment the show switched from “Ex-Wives” to “No Way” there was no question she had the audience in the palm of her hands, and she NAILED every joke and note! Also her adlibs throughout were so funny (”OH she wants a Nobel Peace Prize” when Parr shuts down IDNYL at first)
When I saw Cassie was on for Boleyn I got SO excited! I was an OG LBBTM:TSFTNEW fan back in the day and loved her in Matilda, so it felt really full circle to see her perform live. And oh my god? Her comedic timing? Flawless! The way her and Didi bounced off each other as the beheaded cousins seemed so natural!
Jasmine... where do I even start? How do you fit THAT much voice, charisma, and earnestness into one person? I can’t for the life me comprehend it. I need to her her HoS again, and again, and yet again (and maybe a few more times after that).
I think I might’ve been most excited to see Olivia, just her presence in general is so joyous and warm, and it’s really fun to see her mix that with the sassiness and snark of Cleves. And her audience interactions got huge applause from the crowd!
I think, and I swear on my life to this, that Didi may have put us under a hypnosis during her AYWD... the entire audience was eating up every word, and when the song came to an end and she did the kiss and gasp, there was absolute silence. Like at least 10 seconds where could hear Didi gasping for breath (probably both a character choice and also GIRL JUST SANG THAT AND DESERVES ALL THE AIR SHE NEEDS), and no one wanted to be the first one to start applauding. It wasn’t until she said “And then I was beheaded” that the audience came through with an uproar! (This shared theatre-going experience might’ve been one of the highlights of the performance, it was fascinating!)
Gabriela’s Parr is so quirky! I kept noticing my eye being drawn to her throughout the performance just being goofy, but in a way that’s still motherly, like your friend’s cool mom that they don’t think is cool but everyone else thinks she rocks. And also that IDNYL remix??? I came hungry, mother served, and I ended up in a food coma because I kept going back for more. Just fabulous!
Also another point of “the video’s don’t do it justice”... HOLY CRAP THE CHOREOGRAPHY??? It was SO snappy and cohesive, genuinely I wish I could move like that!
I’m still processing everything, but just wanted to share some thoughts (before I’m back up again tomorrow to see it ~again~).
I’ve missed live theatre so much, and between seeing Les Mis last night and Six this weekend I’m just feeling so full, like I’m home again for the first time in a while.
Thanks (and also sorry haha) if you read through the rambles, snacks and treats for all :)
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indigobackfire · 3 years
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HPHM MC Profile ✧
Indigo Silverwood
“ Getting near you is like stretching my hand into an open flame. I know I’ll burn myself, yet I crave the heat. ”
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Nicknames: Indie. Didi (only by family). Silverwood. Silvie (by people who don't bother learning her name).
Gender: Female.
Birthday: 6th of March, 1973.
Born: Edinburgh, Scotland.
Mother: Clarin (née Tramer) Silverwood - Half-blood, Ravenclaw, English.
Father: Palmer Silverwood - Pureblood, Slytherin, Scottish.
Siblings: Jacob Silverwood (b. 1968), Phoenix Nobleworth Silverwood (b. 1973) - Phoenix was adopted after the death of his parents when he was just a couple of months old.
Ethnicity: Scottish, English, (probably with some Spanish roots).
Sexuality: Straight.
MBTI Type: ENFP-A
Blood Status: Half-blood (by her muggle grandmother on her mother's side).
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor.
Appearance
Eyes: Naturally yellow/golden/amber (nobody knows why, since their parent’s eyes are brown) but both hers and Jacob's eyes are like this). She wears glasses for her Astigmatism.
Hair: Naturally dark brown, but she asked her mother to turn it red when she turned 8 and doesn't plan on undoing it any soon.
• She’s average tall and reasonably strong build, honey-brown skin littered with scars from venturing with the vaults and being freaking attacked by dark wizards, big hands and feet due to her height. A large chest that grows at once in her 4th year (”Everybody's starring, Rowan!”).
• She keeps her nails short. Her makeup is often down to just some lipstick (mascara smudges her glasses, eye shadow irritates her eyes), her hair is often long wavy and fluffed for extra volume. She often smells like coconut oil from all the creams her mother insisted she used.
• She looks a lot like her father which gives her a rather rough look - like a handsome but wild animal - yet has enough of her mother’s attributes to be considered attractive and poise if well-groomed.
Magical Aspects
1st Wand: Red Oak wood with Dragon Heartstring core, 12″, pliable. "The true match for a red oak wand is possessed of unusually fast reactions, making it a perfect dueling wand. Its ideal master is light of touch, quick-witted and adaptable, often the creator of distinctive spells, and a good person to have beside in a fight." Indigo had good times with her red oak wand but as the years went by, her emotions start affecting the wand's efficiency. The wand would bleed a glowing red light in moments of extreme physical or emotional pain and become extremely unstable.
2nd Wand: Beechwood with Thestral hair core, 13", rigid flexibility. "The true match for a beech wand will be, if young, wise beyond their years, and if full-grown, rich in understanding and experience. Beech wands perform very weakly for the narrow-minded and intolerant. When properly matched, the beech wand is capable of a subtlety and artistry rarely seen in any other wood, hence its lustrous reputation." Indigo has a hard time adapting to her new wand, it's stubborn to her spells and acts upon its own will especially considering its unusual and unstable core, Thestral hair, which is of unknown habilities, except for its use in the mythical, Elder wand. Her wand is one of a kind which is why she has to adapt her abilities to match the wand's requirements. Despite all, it's a remarkable instrument for undoing curses/spells and detecting danger.
Animagus: Somali cat. She's already certain she wants to be a cat animagus - harmless, of easy blend, and enables an approach to humans -, but decides for the Somali breed, during the process, for its sumptuous golden fur and agility.
Patronus: Kangaroo, for its fighting spirit and family values, not to mention its strength. (In-game it's the Abraxan, but only because I thought it would be cool.)
Patronus memory: (During the first times) Her first Quidditch match, not just because they won but because everyone she loves from Hogwarts was there, and she got to cheer their victory together. (Later years) Her family gathering for hot cocoa during a rainy night with Jacob with them.
Abilities: Legilimency, and great emotional influence over magic (Don't get her frightened or angry or she will blow you up).
Boggart:  Her boggart changes constantly - she can't decide if it's either because she overcame the old fears, or if the new ones toppled those, creating a pile of fears. And since the new DADA teacher is always teaching Riddikulus again and again, the famous curse-breaker is always the most awaited in the line.
Jacob, eyes dark and musty, clothes covered in blood, someone's blood. He walks to her and slowly raises his sleeve, the Death mark is craved deep in his flesh and it glows. Behind him, it rises the Dark Lord.
Riddikulus: He turns into a younger version of himself from a photograph she recalls laughing about with her mom (he's running wearing a loaded diaper, crazy hair, rosy cheeks).
For a while is someone in a cloak threatening to cast the killing curse over her friends, whispering each of their names like a snake but she's frozen unable to stop them.
Riddikulus: The cloak falls to reveal a bunch of gnomes piled up wearing wigs and makeup.
For another, very realistic corpses of all of her friends spread at her feet, a dark wizard across from her, it's over and there isn't anything she can do to save them anymore - it was a grim day in DADA, but they all wanted to see it didn't they?
Riddikulus: This is the one time she fails to defeat a boggart, letting the horrible scene consume her, she falls to her knees defeated, and even after Rakepick's shouting, when she tries to cast the spell, it fails again and again.
This last boggart came to show everyone around her how truly terrified she was, not for her own life, but for that of those around her. How despite the confidence she was constantly displaying, in reality, she was afraid she couldn't save them from whatever was trying to get her.
Amortentia: Her Amortentia smells like Jacob's cologne — which he used to borrow from their father which is why she recalls so easily —, fresh Catnip ever since she became an animagus, bakings just out of the oven — extra intensity if there's chocolate involved, and freshly washed sweaters (from hugging Barney and the Weasleys).
Mirror of Erised: She's under the shadow of a tree, Jacob on one side along with Phoenix and Aspen, Barnaby's head resting on her lap, Rowan by her side, and Orion for some reason. They're laughing and reading books, it's an eternal spring afternoon.
Miscellaneous
Pets: A Sphynx cat, Mocca, a brown and white rat, Franccesca, and (later in her Hogwarts years) a Great Horned owlet, Plum.
Things she always carries with her: Her wand (duh), a handmade Gryffindor bracelet that used to belong to Jacob, the Handbook of Magical Theory, a handful of peppermints, a pouch with some money, a flask of Wideye potion, some Murtlap Essence, and a family photo during Christmas of 1980.
Lucky Amulets: She has a dream catcher made by Phoenix from feathers he shed during transformations and a "broken" knight from Murphy's chessboard who decided to leave the game for good and now sleeps on Indigo's nightstand with its horse, she likes stroking the horse the night before every Quidditch match
Best Friends
Her brother, Phoenix, takes the crown in matter of importance because, well, they're siblings who grew up practically like twins, but their relationship deserves their own detailing.
Rowan has got to be the first. Not only they share the same adventurous nerdy spirit, but Rowan also is the one to stick around even when everything is dark and uncertain and Indigo's popularity plummets. Indigo is always excited to hear whatever Rowan has to say - most times about books or Bill Weasley - and she's rarely fazed by the weird things Rowan does.
Murphy McNully is a close second, having officially met in the middle of her second year, they're both still fresh in a matter of friendships which allows them to open up, both in desperate need of company and support. He's often a companion in the girl's library and common room study sessions and sits with them during meals.
Charlie Weasley has her heart and soul from the moment they first speak during year one, but it actually takes a while until they form any real bond, which begins after he finds out she has been seeking his brother's help to search for the cursed vaults.
Ben is a friend she cherishes deeply but often finds it hard to break through his protective shell which makes him feel distant even when he opens up to her. Unlike her friends, she grows more liking towards Ben after he has his change in personality, as he feels more open about himself.
Chiara is a friend she deeply appreciates for her courage in reaching out for her help in times of need and trusting her with her secret. In Marauder fashion, she likes keeping an eye on her on the nights of full moon - which is good to train her cat tree climbing. They often have afternoon tea together and she teaches Indigo useful healing spells.
Andre and Indigo didn't have a great start, as she thought of him as arrogant and inconsiderate, and he thought she was careless and selfish. But when she helps him with a transfiguration mishap during their 3rd year when he was trying to be creative - and the reason he now has a two-headed cat - they start opening up to each other and begin a friendship. He's a good friend to confide in about the mundane aspects of her life and Quidditch intrigues.
Orion means to her more than she can put into words. Not only he is her team captain, but also a dear friend whom she turns to in times of emotional instability cause she knows he'll be the one to successfully help her clear her mind. They enjoy each other's company even if they don't have anything interesting to say. They sit together during every Divination class for as long as the subject goes.
She has no "rivals" as she finds that sort of labeling quite petty, but would definitely punch Emily Tyler on the stomach and perhaps Face Paint kid for all his eavesdropping.
She has an easier time bonding with her fellow Gryffindors since they spend most of their time together in classes, lunch, and hanging around in the common room.
Dormmates: She and Rowan got placed in a room for three people, as the ones for five were already full, along with a girl called Tanya. But at the beginning of their 4th year, they find out she has bailed out to another dorm room claiming they 1. Snort and speak in their sleep on a regular basis, 2. Will eventually endanger her with their cursed vault shenanigans, 3. Will get her killed - which, spoilers, actually happens, oops. So they basically have the dorm for themselves.
Academics
Favorite Classes:
Potions
Flying
DADA
Magical Theory
Least Favorite:
Transfiguration
History of Magic
Arithmancy
Favorite Professor: Kettleburn. Despite CoMC not being on her top favorite subjects, she enjoys her time in his classes and reminds her of her grandfather on her father's side who's a highlander wizard.
Least Favorite: Binns. Just retire you old man!
Quidditch Position: Chaser. Despite enjoying her time as Gryffindor's beater, she notices the position takes a toll on her physical wellbeing, having to carry a heavy bat and being injured by bludgers more times than she can keep track of. So she returns to her chaser position after a year.
Favorite Team: Montrose Magpies. She never had an interest in Quidditch before she began playing but decided to pick a team to support. Of course, it had to be a Scottish team and settles for MM because of professor McGonagall who's also a supporter.
She's not indigo's face claim, but it's hard to find good red-haired characters out there.
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I guess I'll leave her background and history for another post since it interweaves very tightly with her sibling. And since I'm still exploring her story.
Well this is just an intro to my beloved MC
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leatherbookmarking · 3 years
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fuck that ! im gonna talk about them deadboyz!! shame is for the WEAK
overall:
belong to a much less known subsidiary company of jinhit no jgs isn’t worth the joke entertainment. if they were in any other company they would be super rookies but jgs is keeping them in the basement and it’s not even his own basement
initially i think there were some high stakes in it for jgy...? something like ‘you produce the songs and make their chores and if you flop you’ll never be on stage again’ but?? i don’t know now tbh
would have been really popular (they are Good) but less known company, etc, and also some rumors around the time of their debut made it so they’re only knows because ‘they’re kinda good at dancing aren’t they’
general concept is uh... cool dudes, kinda fucky but not too much...? gotta think about the baby (a-yu)
THE MEMBERS: meng yao (leader, main dancer, vocalist), wen chao (oldest, main rapper), su she (main vocal, dancer), xue yang (rapper, dancer, unofficially: moodmaker, if by ‘mood’ you understand ‘horror at whatever has just come out of his hellish mouth), wen ning (dancer, vocalist, sometimes rapper), mo xuanyu (vocalist, the Baby™)
MENG YAO:
leader, single-handedly responsible for making these rowdy boys (wc&xy) stop wanting to kill each other
has probably auditioned for every single company there is. was in the nie company for a bit, but it was still a mess freshly after the previous owner, nmj’s father, has died, nmj has struggled (being a producer, not a businessman) so when it turned out they’d have to let some trainees go, the other trainees made it so meng yao was the one to leave. then he temporarily was at wrh’s company where he got kind-of-semi-famous as one of wen qing’s main back dancers (the one she’s interacted with the most) during her last performance. then the company went kaputt and jgs has snatched him off for himself, and then... put him... in the basement.... for two years... after which he gave him a chance, and voila
insanely hard-working. an all-rounder. mainly he excels at dancing, but his vocal and rap skills also Fuck. persona? impeccable. he’s learning to write and compose his own songs and he’s doing well, but he can’t even upload his stuff on soundcloud, because... you know why. has doubled as a manager in their early days. also, dimples.
the fans had tried to make a dad/mom dynamic with him and uh... wen chao...? since they were the oldest and pretty much the opposites, but quickly gave up and he’s now simply known as yao-ge due to his stern but loving persona. (yao-jie, sometimes)
DOES do the split. it was his rookie trick for a year after they debuted, but he simply is just like that. one show host asked him “is there definite proof that you have bones?“ and meng yao only shrugged humbly
WEN CHAO
oldest, has been a trainee for the longest time, hasn’t debuted because... well... he wasn’t good... and that was because he’s felt too safe in his dad’s company. WELL ABOUT THAT,
his older brother wen xu has debuted Long before him, but after a few years his group disbanded, he moved on to modeling and then stopped after a couple of years, too. (he got married.)
you know how i said their image is ‘cool, a bit fucky’? well, he’s 40% of that fuckiness. he’s been told again and again that idols aren’t supposed to date/have dating experience, but he still can’t get the hang of it
yes, he and jiaojiao were an item back in the wen days. she’s a trainee at some other company now but they still hook up sometimes
initially was intent on maintaining a cool, calm and collected image... then he met xue yang and threw that idea outta the window. paradoxically, they’re interesting together, not only as rappers but also as... high-energy, chaotic energy makers of the group...
this is a happy au, so: initially he’s thought everything is bullshit, these talentless fucks are dumb and he should already be a top idol. by the time of their debut, he agrees that meng yao is one crafty motherfucker. a year after their debut, if anything happened to any of his boys, yes even xue yang, he would kill everyone in the room, etc, etc BUT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.
SU SHE
unfortunately, was added before their first comeback (second release) and therefore controversial. fortunately, his vocal completes the group’s image and musical flavour
was a trainee in yinshen ent where he really admired their top idol, lan wangji, until... he got to know him (?) when they were sent to compete in a survival show and decided lan wangji ain’t shit and is, in fact, a stuck-up self-centered bitch. the survival show crashed (unrelatedly), but still some serious words were exchanged. during Some Company Problems, quite a lot of trainees have left, but he was the one who left with a Bang.
joined that one subsidiary of jin ent because of meng yao, who, just like in canon, recognized him, said he loved him in (song he’s performed in the survival show) and with this he cemented his position as su she’s new Boy Who Makes Him Go !!!!.
slowly replaced meng yao as The Man Who Does This Face at the other lads’ rowdy behaviour.
fans remember he was :/ at lan wangji, so his persona wouldn’t work anyway, but he does make quite a convincing kind dude-next-door.
stubborn side of the fandom’s next candidate for the mom member, because... he’s ridiculously prepared and reliable. who carries hydrogen peroxide in their daily use backpack? this boy !
it used to be rubbing alcohol but i had too many reasons to apply it internally, he once says mournfully, and this is how xue yang discovers he has a sense of humor, sort of
unfortunately, has the juiciest ass in the group. unfortunately, because
XUE YANG
responsible for: being inappropriate. the other 60% of fuckiness, really enjoys getting into wen chao’s personal space (since wen chao is That straight dude) and just... doing whatever to make su she Scandalized.
but he’s so cute we’ll forgive him. at least until the next time he does a surprise butt grab
very agile! dance line along with meng yao and wen ning. apparently he was a stunt guy...? apparently the lived in the streets...? apparently he went to the same dance school as meng yao...? no one knows his past. no one has seen his kid photos. did he go by another name...? insert the what are birds gif but make it who is xue yang.
adds sound effects to real life. also in his raps, sometimes
started hugging and initiating physical contact with people to assert dominance to be annoying, but ended up actually liking it, even though the one he does it comfortably with is meng yao. just like... back hugs? resting his chin over a-yao’s shoulder? it’s neat. sometimes a-yao pats his hand or taps his nose absent-mindedly and it’s super neat. if he notices you noticing it, though, he will BITE
most popular member, but everyone likes him for different reasons and has a different uhhh headcanon about potentially dating him. bad boy xue yang/cute bratty didi xue yang/sweet boyfriend xue yang, etc, etc
no one knows how, but apparently he knows the iconic duo from a small company, xiao xingchen and song lan...? or rather, song lan pretends not to know or notice him, meanwhile xiao xingchen is very cute when they’re interacting, and basically it prompts a lot of dating rumors, especially since they’ve been spotted having hotpot.
WEN NING
su she was the one to join last, but actually it’s wen ning who’s the least popular member. i’m just so quiet that people don’t notice me, haha, he says while being 180cm tall and having killer charisma when he dances
seriously, what’s up with that? it’s almost like he’s a different person, a possessed one to add to that. huh!
in contrast, his voice is very gentle and even cute, and he often sings quietly to himself. sometimes to other members (there’s a video of him singing what seems to be a lullaby to mxy), sometimes to little animals (there’s a video of him singing to a tiny frog he’s found during a walk). gentle boyfriend wen ning but it’s CANON
in contrast to the contrast, he doesn’t rap often, but when he does, it’s like... who’s that?? another member??? dualism king
when wc/xy cause problems on purpose, he doesn’t react/allows them to tease him/slap his ass/bump into him when they’re fighting. he seems like a calm, gentle guy so when they’re in a variety show and it’s Time For A Punishment, of course he gets to decide/wield the squeaky hammer, WHEREUPON ‘yang-ge, three weeks ago you ate my yoghurt even though i specifically asked you not to, so...’ (whacks xy’s ass into next tuesday)
nice, sculpted shoulders make for very good pillows
MO XUANYU
a Baby, but watch out: a horny one. fully on board with xue yang’s Inappropriate Ideas Of Entertainment. there’s a video of them doing some Rather Dirty dance moves while meng yao and su she make pained faces in the bg
fashion king. make-up king. none of his selfies are bare-faced, he always has some red eye shadow/blue eyelashes/yellow blush/black lipstick going on. sometimes even at the same time. paints his nails and toenails as well. somehow yao-gege doing his make-up makes him fall asleep one minute in. (cute)
his sincere smile is a 100% foolproof way to just... melt everyone’s hearts. in wen ning’s case: with a smile as well. meng yao and su she: an eyeroll (fond). xue yang and wen chao: ‘oh, fuck you’. but it DOES
most of the time though when he does sajiao it’s totally weird. (on purpose, on purpose)
tiny boy. skinny boy. once he turned to the side and vanished. even though most of the time in videos the other members sooner or later end up giving him food! (at some point wen chao says ‘it’s so that you’d shut up’, causing a-yu to start talking animatedly, spitting crumbs into his tea. serves him right)
has a potential to end up as a vocal god. currently however his favourite method of doing things with his voice is SCREAM
famously examines what things are by putting them in his mouth/licking them. he is a little creacher. he cannot change this
bites
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ticklishpeter · 4 years
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bro time (diego/ben/klaus)
ANOTHER FIC!!! and yes it’s very self-indulgent but GOD i had so much fun writing it so ofc i gotta share!!!! enjoy, babies!!
summary:  diego’s a grump (yes, again), klaus is determined to fix that, even if only for a little while. and who better to drag along then sweet benjamin, right?
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Diego had always been a total downer. It was never out of the ordinary to see a scowl on his face or to hear an annoyed sigh or two, typically pointed at Klaus. Sure, Diego had gotten a bit softer since they got back from the 1960s, but his siblings’ antics never quite changed, and therefore, neither did his frequent bad mood. 
It was a lazy, uneventful day around the mansion. Klaus had plans though; plans to daydrink himself into a coma in the living room. When he made his way to the room, though, he noticed a frowning Diego laying on the couch and throwing his knife up and down in the air. Immediately, running away from the doorway, he pressed his back to the wall next to it, before spotting Ben in the kitchen.
“Pst, hey,” he hissed as he threw a crumpled up receipt from his pocket towards the bar, where his dead brother stood, reading some book that Klaus definitely didn’t care about.
Ben rolled his eyes with a sigh and looked up from his book, “What?” He already sounded annoyed with whatever Klaus was planning.
“Dontcha think Diego’s been…” Klaus leaned against the bar next to him, “I dunno, kinda super grumpy lately?”
Ben’s eyes pointed to the living room, leaning slightly to catch a glimpse of the brother in question, “I mean, yeah but he always is. It’s Diego.”
“I know, I know, but hey, ‘nother question for ya. Remember how crazy ticklish he was when we were kids?” Klaus couldn’t help but laugh at the memory of Ben being the designated pinner while the rest of the siblings tormented their knife-wielding brother to hysteria with tickles. He also decided to disregard Ben’s noticeable reaction to the dreaded t-word. 
Ben squinted up at him from his book, a small smirk on his face. And that was enough for Klaus to know that he was in, “Okay, yes. I’ll help you, but only because this story’s getting boring.” Not because he missed having fun with his siblings; definitely not that.
The ghost made his way into the room first, and sat across Diego’s knees with a sigh, but an unmistakably playful glint in his eye. 
“Hey, broskidoodle!” Klaus exclaimed, seemingly out of nowhere, “You're still ticklish, right?”
Immediately upon hearing the words and seeing the look on Klaus’ face, Diego tried to get up but only his upper half left the couch. “What - hey! What the hell, man?” 
“Oh, yeah! Ben’s here, he says hello!” The former cult-leader gestured towards the invisible figure that had been holding Diego down. “Anyway, you’ve been a total grump for like, ever. And I just wanna see you smile for once, DiDi!” Without hesitation, Klaus experimentally grabbed at one of his thighs, giggling at the yelp and twitch that followed. 
Diego was already frantically struggling to escape, “No — fuck off!” His eyes stayed glued on the hands that hovered now, over his sides, as he sucked in his stomach as far away as he could get it.
“Of course you’re still ticklish. What was I thinking? There’s no way you could’ve outgrown that, right? As ticklish as you were, whew,” Klaus whistled, “You were such a little wiggleworm… and a giggleworm, wasn’t he, Benny?” 
Ben nodded with a small laugh. He loved having a positive memory that he could share with all of his siblings. It was nice to reminisce every now and then.
Diego then smacked Ben’s back (or where he thought Ben’s back was) and attempted to slap Klaus’ face, ultimately missing and making a fool of himself, “Sh-Shut up.” An accidental giggle slipped through his lips as he watched Klaus’ fingers wiggle teasingly a few inches above his stomach. He squeezed his eyes shut in anticipation, which ended up being a terrible idea, as he couldn’t see when Klaus decided to attack. 
He screamed at the feeling of Klaus’ blunt nails scribbling around his ribs, and practically jumped out of his skin when another hand poked at his thigh. Opening one eye, he flinched when his brother teasingly shot the hand towards an armpit, only to move back down to his thigh, and then back up to skitter his fingers on his neck. Twitching and jerking away at every little touch, Diego felt his face get warm, “Fucking — quit it, you little shits!” 
Much to Diego’s relief, Klaus actually… stopped? Before he started really giggling too, which Diego praised every God and Goddess in existence for.
“Now if I remember correctly, you always used to hate it when we tickled you right about…” Klaus tapped his chin. “Was it here?” A knowing poke to Diego’s stomach was all it took to draw a squeal out of Diego’s mouth.
“No,” he yelled, sounding more like a a squeak than he hoped it would, “Fuck!”
Lifting his hands above Diego again, Klaus teasingly jerked his arms forward, absolutely relishing in how violently Diego flinched. He did his little trick again. A squeak. And again. A yelp. And again. A giggle, “Ihi’ll - I’ll fucking kill you.”
“Ah,” Klaus clapped his hands, his voice high-pitched and teasy, “there’s those cute little sounds I remember! I’m not even touching you, silly!” He couldn’t help but laugh as his brother flinched and snorted when he wiggled his fingers again. 
“Shut up, Klaus, I swear to God -”
Ignoring him, Klaus grinned, “Yeah? Tell him I say hi. — Do you have a ticklish tummy, Diego? Does wittle Diego have a tickwish tummy?”
“Sh-sh-shut up!” Diego grunted again through another giggle, shaking his head. The giggles were starting to get overwhelming. 
“Uh, oh! Number Two’s got a case of the giggles!” His obnoxiously teasy brother cooed as he began to place maddening pinches all over his stomach, “What an unfortunate combo; a case of the giggles, and a ticklish tummy?” 
His flailing arms were torn between covering his face or guarding his midsection as he twisted his body as much as he could. The teasing made things ten times worse for the ticklish vigilante. “I-I don’t! Ihi don’t!” 
“Yes you do! I know it.” He was endlessly amused at the other’s frantic reactions to a few mere pokes and squeezes. “All you have to do,” Klaus laughed along with his screaming brother, “is tell me you have a ticklish tummy, Mr. Giggles, and then I'll stop!” 
Was that all he had to do? The other’s continuous teasing tone in his voice made Diego’s face heat up as he grunted, “Okay, I do! Now let me go!” Anything to make it stop.
“You do, what?” Klaus raised his eyebrows, digging his fingers into the sweet spot right below his ribs, on the side of his stomach. Of course it wasn’t going to be that easy.
“Youhou know what, asshole! Fucking stop!” Attempting to kick Ben off of him, Diego turned his head away, his long hair already totally messed up. 
Shaking his head, Klaus hummed in the most obnoxiously nonchalant manner, “Mm-mm, nope, you gotta tell me what you've got right here!” 
“J-Jesus,” he snorted before covering his face in embarrassment with his arm, his other hand weakly attempting to push Klaus’ goddamn fingers away. Said goddamn fingers moved quickly up to his armpit, though, causing his arm to shoot back downwards. The giggles that left his mouth were practically uncontrollable at this point as he turned his head into his shoulder, “S-s-s-sensitive! I- fuck,” he squealed. “Okay, okay, my stomach is s-sensitive, goddammit! Ben! Get off of me!” Falling back into his giggle fit, Diego covered his face with both arms now, squirming and twisting as much as he could.
Ben laughed amusedly, wishing he could join in on the teasing, but settled for fluttering his ghostly fingers around Diego’s sides.
“Ah-ah-ah,” Klaus clicked his tongue, giving his brother’s lower tummy some rhythmic pokes, resulting in both arms coming down again, “That doesn't sound like what I told you to say, Blushy McBlusherson!” Klaus squeezed a quickly moving clawed hand right over Diego’s bellybutton. “Say it! Say you have a ticklish tummy, and I'll set you free! It’s not that difficult, I know you can do it!” he cooed as if Diego was a small child, and he was the tickle monster.
Diego yelped at the teases and threw two consecutive punches at Klaus’ shoulder before his hands flew down to grab the hand in the middle of his stomach, “God! Fuck, you're such a DICK! I h-h-hate - ugh!” he whined at his stutter mixed with the giggles. He hated how much power Klaus - fucking Klaus - had over him right now. The growl that left his grinning mouth turned quickly into a strangled choking noise, and then a downpour of giggles when he felt Klaus’ finger make his way into his bellybutton. Thrashing around, Diego gasped. “Klaus! Don’t you fucking - FUCK! Not there! - ACK, Jesus!” He had way too much pride to say the words that Klaus wanted him to, but said pride was quickly fleeting as he squirmed, immediately tensing up, and instinctually trying to curl in on himself.
“Oh nooo, I think Mr. Pointer Finger’s stuck in there! ‘Help, help!’” Klaus cried in a higher pitched voice as he moved his stupid finger-character around. He couldn't help but aim a poke at Ben’s back, remembering how much he'd performed the same act with him when they were young.
Diego couldn't do anything but cackle and cover his face. Ben bucked, almost losing his balance as Diego kicked furiously. “Stop it! Fucking - God,” he squealed and gasped, a hiccup escaping somewhere in the midst of all of his desperate sounds. “Ihi - SHIT! FUCK! I -” Another snort was muffled slightly by both of his hands covering his face, a full 5 seconds of laughter passed before he managed to ramble, “Ihavea-EEP-t-t-ticklishtummy! ACK! FUHUCK! F-F-...Fucking stop it!” He attempted a growl or two to sound more adult than he currently felt and sounded. Just saying the words, however fast and rambly, was absolutely unbearable for Diego. 
Klaus’ silly voice drowned in the volume of Number Two’s laughter as he continued to wiggle his finger in his bellybutton, giving a few pinches to his waistline. 
“STOP! STOP, KLAUS, PLEASE!” Diego shrieked and shook his head before falling into silent frantic laughter. A hiccup, and a weak “Please!” were the only audible things to leave his mouth as he smacked at the floor next to him. 
Klaus, feeling particularly ruthless today, decided to mess with not just the one, but two of his brothers, who both just happened to be astoundingly ticklish. A squeeze to Ben’s side was all it took to get him to squeak and fall off of Diego's shaking legs.
“Aww, look at my two ticklish little brothers!” Klaus cooed at the two squirming men with a laugh, as one hand stayed put, still tormenting Diego’s ‘tickle-button’ (as Grace once called it when they were kids, and no one let him live it down) another wandering hand spidered its way up and down Ben’s hypersensitive ribs.
“Hey, Diego!” Calling over the laughter from the two of them, Klaus leaned over a squirmy Diego, “Diego, how many tickles does it take to make Ben laugh?” No answer, obviously. He wasn’t even sure that Diego could hear him. But Ben could.
“Klaus! God, shut up!” he curled up, knowing exactly what was coming. “Ten-tickles! Hahahahaha!” Klaus laughed in a mocking manner as he grinned and spidered five fingers on his side, “A-one,” he moved to his other side, “A-two,” a poke to the bellybutton made Ben squeal, “A-three,” Klaus continued alternating between different spots as he counted up to ten, laughing at Ben’s squirms and strangled sounds between helpless laughter. 
He also continued tickling in and around Diego’s bellybutton, occasionally poking around his upper stomach. “How’s it going over there, pillsbury knife boy?”
A hiccup came before a frustrated noise, before Diego switched back into silent laughter, “I’m -” he gasped for whatever air he could get, “I’m dying, Klaus, fucking st - hic - stooop! P-PLEASE I’ll do anything! Hic - I’ll - I’ll do anything, just — stohohop.” 
Klaus finally let up once he noticed a few tears falling from his closed eyes, which meant he’d succeeded in getting Diego to laugh. Like, … really, really laugh. And that meant his job was done. He took advantage of the time taken with Diego’s residual giggles to squeeze Ben’s ribs one last time.  “Aww, move your hands, Benerino, you know I love your little blushy face!” 
“Okay, okay, Klaus, plehease!” He moved both of his hands down to try and stop the tickling ones, only to be caught off-guard by Klaus squeaking and twitching dramatically. Whatever had happened caused him to lose his balance. Wait. Ben noticed his hand next to Klaus’ left hip before smiling, and squeezing at it before Klaus could get back up.
“BEN!” Klaus screeched, rolling onto his stomach. Bad idea, because Ben sat across his legs now, and now he had full access to not only his hips and armpits, but also his back. His three worst spots. 
“What an inconvenience, Klaus,” Ben teased, poking at both of his hips with both free hands. He couldn’t help but notice Diego lean up on an elbow, still panting, but smiling at the opportunity for revenge.  “A case of the giggles, and a pair of ticklish… hips, … armpits,” his hands flew to Klaus’ underarms digging into the bare skin, “and a super ticklish back, if I remember correctly.” 
Klaus yelped, choking out a loud cackle when he felt the terribly light scribbles around his upper back. Arching his back, Klaus batted at the floor beneath him, acting almost as if he was trying to claw his way out from under Ben. “Stop it, you sh- shiteater!” He squealed loudly when he felt another pair of hands scribble under his arms. Upon pressing his cheek to the floor to see what was happening, it was Diego with, coincidentally, the most shit-eating grin he’d seen in awhile.
“GUHUYS!” He cackled, the sound akin to that of a witch, even louder when Ben’s far-too-tangible hands made his way back to his hips, “OHOKAY, OKAY! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. — I promise!”
His two ticklish brothers let up, likely due to weakness from all the laughter they were doing beforehand, but also because they knew Klaus didn’t mind the tickling so they’d be here forever if they didn’t stop. 
“But you gotta admit it was kinda fun, right?” Klaus shrugged with a smile. He could tell that Ben and Diego were smiling too.
Hmm, maybe being there forever wouldn’t be too bad.
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Well, Thank You California! No more can the App Based Multi-Million Dollar Companies make their fortunes off of the backs of under-paid employees, and an avoidance of essential payroll taxes! - Phroyd
SACRAMENTO — California legislators approved a landmark bill on Tuesday that requires companies like Uber and Lyft to treat contract workers as employees, a move that could reshape the gig economy and that adds fuel to a yearslong debate over whether the nature of work has become too insecure.
The bill passed in a 29 to 11 vote in the State Senate and will apply to app-based companies, despite their efforts to negotiate an exemption. California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, endorsed the bill this month and is expected to sign it after it goes through the State Assembly, in what is expected to be a formality. Under the measure, which would go into effect Jan. 1, workers must be designated as employees instead of contractors if a company exerts control over how they perform their tasks or if their work is part of a company’s regular business.
The bill may influence other states. A coalition of labor groups is pushing similar legislation in New York, and bills in Washington State and Oregon that were similar to California’s but failed to advance could see renewed momentum. New York City passed a minimum wage for ride-hailing drivers last year but did not try to classify them as employees.
In California, the legislation will affect at least one million workers who have been on the receiving end of a decades-long trend of outsourcing and franchising work, making employer-worker relationships more arm’s-length. Many people have been pushed into contractor status with no access to basic protections like a minimum wage and unemployment insurance. Ride-hailing drivers, food-delivery couriers, janitors, nail salon workers, construction workers and franchise owners could now all be reclassified as employees.
But the bill’s passage, which codifies and extends a 2018 California Supreme Court ruling, threatens gig economy companies like Uber and Lyft. The ride-hailing firms — along with app-based services that offer food delivery, home repairs and dog-walking services — have built their businesses on inexpensive, independent labor. Uber and Lyft, which have hundreds of thousands of drivers in California, have said contract work provides people with flexibility. They have warned that recognizing drivers as employees could destroy their businesses.
“It will have major reverberations around the country,” said David Weil, a top Labor Department official during the Obama administration and the author of a book on the so-called fissuring of the workplace. He argued that the bill could set a new bar for worker protections and force business owners to rethink their reliance on contractors.
California legislators said the bill, known as Assembly Bill 5 and proposed by State Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, a Democrat, would set the tone for the future of work.
“Today the so-called gig companies present themselves as the innovative future of tomorrow, a future where companies don’t pay Social Security or Medicare,” said State Senator Maria Elena Durazo, a Democrat. “Let’s be clear: there is nothing innovative about underpaying someone for their labor.”
She added, ”Today we are determining the future of the California economy.”
Ride-hailing drivers hailed the bill’s passage. “I am so proud of rideshare drivers who took time out of their lives to share their stories, stand up, speak to legislators and hope they take a moment to bask in a victory,” said Rebecca Stack-Martinez, a driver and an organizer with the group Gig Workers Rising.
Uber did not immediately have a comment. Earlier on Tuesday, it laid off 435 workers in its product and engineering teams, the company’s second round of cuts in recent months.
Lyft said it was disappointed. “Today, our state’s political leadership missed an important opportunity to support the overwhelming majority of rideshare drivers who want a thoughtful solution that balances flexibility with an earnings standard and benefits,” said Adrian Durbin, a Lyft spokesman.
Gig-type work has been under the spotlight for years as companies like Uber, Lyft and DoorDash in the United States — as well as Didi Chuxing in China and Ola in India — have grown into behemoths even as the contractors they relied on did not receive the benefits or minimum pay guaranteed to employees. Many of the companies have worked assiduously to beat back efforts to classify their workers as employees, settling class-action lawsuits from drivers and securing exemptions from rules that might have threatened the drivers’ freelancer status.
While regulators in California and at least three other states — New York, Alaska and Oregon — had found that ride-hailing drivers were employees under state laws for narrow purposes, like eligibility for unemployment insurance, those findings could be overridden by state laws explicitly deeming the drivers as contractors. About half the states in the nation had passed such provisions.
But more recently, the tide began changing. Two federal proposalsintroduced since 2018 have sought to redefine the way workers are classified to allow more of them to unionize. Those proposals have received support from candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination, including Senators Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. The presidential hopefuls also lent their endorsement to the California bill.
In Britain, Uber has appealed a decision by a labor tribunal that drivers must be classified as workers entitled to minimum wage and vacation. The country’s Supreme Court is expected to hear arguments in the case next year.
“Some form of benefits to some population of drivers seems inevitable,” said Lloyd Walmsley, an equity research analyst at Deutsche Bank who follows the ride-hailing industry.
A critical question is how gig economy companies will react to California’s new law. Industry officials have estimated that having to rely on employees rather than contractors raises costs by 20 to 30 percent.
Uber and Lyft have repeatedly warned that they will have to start scheduling drivers in advance if they are employees, reducing drivers’ ability to work when and where they want.
Experts said that there is nothing in the bill that requires employees to work set shifts, and that Uber and Lyft are legally entitled to continue allowing drivers to make their own scheduling decisions.
In practice, Uber and Lyft might choose to limit the number of drivers who can work during slow hours or in less busy markets, where drivers may not generate enough in fares to justify their payroll costs as employees. That could lead to a reduced need for drivers over all.
But Veena Dubal, a professor at the University of California Hastings College of the Law, said it would still generally be advantageous for Uber and Lyft to rely on incentives like bonus pay to ensure they had enough drivers on the road to adjust to customer demand much more nimbly than if they scheduled drivers in advance.
“It doesn’t make sense for them” to drastically limit flexibility, she said.
Some of the companies are not done fighting the bill. Uber, Lyft and DoorDash have pledged to spend $90 million to support a ballot initiative that would essentially exempt them from the legislation. Uber has also said it will litigate misclassification claims from drivers in arbitration and press lawmakers to consider a separate bill that could exempt them from A.B. 5’s impact when the legislative session begins in January.
California cities will have ways to enforce the new law. In last-minute amendments to the measure, legislators gave large cities the right to sue companies that don’t comply.
The bill was not universally supported by drivers. Some opposed it because they worried it would make it hard to keep a flexible schedule. After Uber and Lyft sent messages to drivers and riders in California in August asking them to contact legislators on the companies’ behalf, legislative aides said they had noticed a spike in calls.
As the bill wound its way through the Legislature, the ride-hailing companies sought an agreement that would create a new category of workers between contractor and employee. They met with labor groups and Governor Newsom’s office to negotiate a deal to give drivers a minimum wage and the right to organize, while stopping short of classifying them as employees.
But in July and August, labor groups balked, and the proposed deal disintegrated. Some company officials have expressed cautious optimism in recent days about striking a deal with labor after the bill’s passage.
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California Passes Landmark Bill to Remake Gig Economy
Many people have been pushed into “contractor” status with no access to basic protections like a minimum wage and unemployment insurance. Uber and Lyft, which have hundreds of thousands of drivers in California, have said contract work provides people with flexibility since they pick their own hours. Should your state follow California’s recent decision to classify workers as employees instead of contractors if a company exerts control over how they perform their tasks or if their work is part of a company’s regular business, which will impact ride-hailing drivers, food-delivery couriers, janitors, nail salon workers, construction workers and franchise owners and increase consumer costs by 20-30 percent: (1) Yes, (2) No? Why? What are the ethics underlying your decision?
California legislators approved a landmark bill on Tuesday that requires companies like Uber and Lyft to treat contract workers as employees, a move that could reshape the gig economy and that adds fuel to a yearslong debate over whether the nature of work has become too insecure.
The bill passed in a 29 to 11 vote in the State Senate and will apply to app-based companies, despite their efforts to negotiate an exemption. California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, endorsed the bill this month and is expected to sign it after it goes through the State Assembly, in what is expected to be a formality. Under the measure, which would go into effect Jan. 1, workers must be designated as employees instead of contractors if a company exerts control over how they perform their tasks or if their work is part of a company’s regular business.
The bill may influence other states. A coalition of labor groups is pushing similar legislation in New York, and bills in Washington State and Oregon that were similar to California’s but failed to advance could see renewed momentum. New York City passed a minimum wage for ride-hailing drivers last year but did not try to classify them as employees.
In California, the legislation will affect at least one million workers who have been on the receiving end of a decades-long trend of outsourcing and franchising work, making employer-worker relationships more arm’s-length. Many people have been pushed into contractor status with no access to basic protections like a minimum wage and unemployment insurance. Ride-hailing drivers, food-delivery couriers, janitors, nail salon workers, construction workers and franchise owners could now all be reclassified as employees.
But the bill’s passage, which codifies and extends a 2018 California Supreme Court ruling, threatens gig economy companies like Uber and Lyft. The ride-hailing firms — along with app-based services that offer food delivery, home repairs and dog-walking services — have built their businesses on inexpensive, independent labor. Uber and Lyft, which have hundreds of thousands of drivers in California, have said contract work provides people with flexibility. They have warned that recognizing drivers as employees could destroy their businesses.
“It will have major reverberations around the country,” said David Weil, a top Labor Department official during the Obama administration and the author of a book on the so-called fissuring of the workplace. He argued that the bill could set a new bar for worker protections and force business owners to rethink their reliance on contractors.
California legislators said the bill, known as Assembly Bill 5 and proposed by State Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, a Democrat, would set the tone for the future of work.
“Today the so-called gig companies present themselves as the innovative future of tomorrow, a future where companies don’t pay Social Security or Medicare,” said State Senator Maria Elena Durazo, a Democrat. “Let’s be clear: there is nothing innovative about underpaying someone for their labor.”
She added, ”Today we are determining the future of the California economy.”
Ride-hailing drivers hailed the bill’s passage. “I am so proud of rideshare drivers who took time out of their lives to share their stories, stand up, speak to legislators and hope they take a moment to bask in a victory,” said Rebecca Stack-Martinez, a driver and an organizer with the group Gig Workers Rising.
Uber did not immediately have a comment. Earlier on Tuesday, it laid off 435 workers in its product and engineering teams, the company’s second round of cuts in recent months.
Lyft said it was disappointed. “Today, our state’s political leadership missed an important opportunity to support the overwhelming majority of rideshare drivers who want a thoughtful solution that balances flexibility with an earnings standard and benefits,” said Adrian Durbin, a Lyft spokesman.
Gig-type work has been under the spotlight for years as companies like Uber, Lyft and DoorDash in the United States — as well as Didi Chuxing in China and Ola in India — have grown into behemoths even as the contractors they relied on did not receive the benefits or minimum pay guaranteed to employees. Many of the companies have worked assiduously to beat back efforts to classify their workers as employees, settling class-action lawsuits from drivers and securing exemptions from rules that might have threatened the drivers’ freelancer status.
While regulators in California and at least three other states — New York, Alaska and Oregon — had found that ride-hailing drivers were employees under state laws for narrow purposes, like eligibility for unemployment insurance, those findings could be overridden by state laws explicitly deeming the drivers as contractors. About half the states in the nation had passed such provisions.
But more recently, the tide began changing. Two federal proposals introduced since 2018 have sought to redefine the way workers are classified to allow more of them to unionize. Those proposals have received support from candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination, including Senators Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. The presidential hopefuls also lent their endorsement to the California bill.
In Britain, Uber has appealed a decision by a labor tribunal that drivers must be classified as workers entitled to minimum wage and vacation. The country’s Supreme Court is expected to hear arguments in the case next year.
“Some form of benefits to some population of drivers seems inevitable,” said Lloyd Walmsley, an equity research analyst at Deutsche Bank who follows the ride-hailing industry.
A critical question is how gig economy companies will react to California’s new law. Industry officials have estimated that having to rely on employees rather than contractors raises costs by 20 to 30 percent.
Uber and Lyft have repeatedly warned that they will have to start scheduling drivers in advance if they are employees, reducing drivers’ ability to work when and where they want.
Experts said that there is nothing in the bill that requires employees to work set shifts, and that Uber and Lyft are legally entitled to continue allowing drivers to make their own scheduling decisions.
In practice, Uber and Lyft might choose to limit the number of drivers who can work during slow hours or in less busy markets, where drivers may not generate enough in fares to justify their payroll costs as employees. That could lead to a reduced need for drivers over all.
But Veena Dubal, a professor at the University of California Hastings College of the Law, said it would still generally be advantageous for Uber and Lyft to rely on incentives like bonus pay to ensure they had enough drivers on the road to adjust to customer demand much more nimbly than if they scheduled drivers in advance.
“It doesn’t make sense for them” to drastically limit flexibility, she said.
Some of the companies are not done fighting the bill. Uber, Lyft and DoorDash have pledged to spend $90 million to support a ballot initiative that would essentially exempt them from the legislation. Uber has also said it will litigate misclassification claims from drivers in arbitration and press lawmakers to consider a separate bill that could exempt them from A.B. 5’s impact when the legislative session begins in January.
California cities will have ways to enforce the new law. In last-minute amendments to the measure, legislators gave large cities the right to sue companies that don’t comply.
The bill was not universally supported by drivers. Some opposed it because they worried it would make it hard to keep a flexible schedule. After Uber and Lyft sent messages to drivers and riders in California in August asking them to contact legislators on the companies’ behalf, legislative aides said they had noticed a spike in calls.
As the bill wound its way through the Legislature, the ride-hailing companies sought an agreement that would create a new category of workers between contractor and employee. They met with labor groups and Governor Newsom’s office to negotiate a deal to give drivers a minimum wage and the right to organize, while stopping short of classifying them as employees.
But in July and August, labor groups balked, and the proposed deal disintegrated. Some company officials have expressed cautious optimism in recent days about striking a deal with labor after the bill’s passage.
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New York Yankees vs. Minnesota Twins: Match Results and Twitter Reactions
One of the hottest MLB rivals New York Yankees and the Minnesota Twins just had their latest game. It was nail-biting an over the edge with almost equal scores. The game was being played out at the Target Field stadium with all the seats packed and an excited audience. As the MLB free agency is going on, it was kind of a test for players also to prove their worth.
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The Yankees are looking for new pitchers and hence tested out the performance of their main players. The Minnesota Twins started very well with a triple play and their total score was 12. The Yankees in a surprising way beat that score with 14 and won that match.
Match Results and Summary
Jorge Polanco and Miguel Sano player very well for the Twins and had an RBI of 3 and 5 respectively which lead to a total score of 12. The Twins had a good pitching attack and it was almost sure that the Yankees can’t beat that. Didi Gregorious from Yankees alone scored 7 runs and the Yankees were back in the game.
The scores were almost equal till the last inning and the Twins would have won if not of the amazing catch. Max Kepler had almost hit for a home run but Aaron Hicks caught it an amazing way and turned the game. The Yankees won with 2 extra runs and the Twins had to face defeat in one of the most memorable games.
Twitter Reactions
The Yankees fans are very happy with the win and can’t keep over the celebrations. Twitter is filled with game reactions and how legendary the match was. Most of the people online are calling it the game of the year, which is indeed true. Aaron Hicks has been hailed as the hero of the match and the fans are showering their love over him. Here are the best reactions from Twitter on the Yankees vs. Twins MLB game.
The game of the year in Major League Baseball just ended on a diving grab by Aaron Hicks. #Yankees over #Twins 14-12 in 10 innings. @WISH_TV pic.twitter.com/cyGBTwiZzz
— Charlie Clifford (@cliffWISH8) July 24, 2019
I think this Yankees-Twins game has more hits than the Cards got in June pic.twitter.com/dtpVNqmF3H
— Benjamin Hochman (@hochman) July 24, 2019
This Twins Yankees game.. pic.twitter.com/trPMTVJxTy
— House Takedown (@HouseTakedown) July 24, 2019
The Minnesota Twins drafted Aaron Hicks in the first round and gave up on him.
Yankees have used him as a destroyer of souls — their godamned souls. pic.twitter.com/J2LzYIqiRg
— Joe Randazzo (Bronx Pinstripes writer) (@deflategator) July 24, 2019
Aaron Hicks @AaronHicks31 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
THE YANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEE YAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIIIN@Yankees_Beisbol 14-12 Twins @Yankees #PinstripePride pic.twitter.com/rXLbIojpbn
— J-Ziela (@JZiela1) July 24, 2019
I’m not even gonna lie, I thought the Twins won there. Unfuckingbelieveable catch
— YankeeNation14 (@YankeeNation14) July 24, 2019
This Yankees-Twins game was baseball’s version of Chiefs-Rams 2018.
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) July 24, 2019
Great comeback by the #NYY after initially being down 8-2. #PinstripePride The #Yankees offense to the Twins tonight: pic.twitter.com/kv7plWw8rQ
— 🇮🇹 ⚾️ Dominick Ruocco ⚾️ 🇮🇹 (@Dominick079) July 24, 2019
What. A. Gem. @Yankees @Twins pic.twitter.com/I1o0L6VXa8
— Aidan Dotson (@aidandotson_16) July 24, 2019
Great #baseball on TV tonight. A’s break up a perfect game to come back and beat the Astros in extras. Yankees/Twins slugfest ends with a diving catch in CF with bases loaded in extras. The Prodigal Panda hits a walkoff homer against the Cubs … in EXTRAS.
— Evan McLaughlin (@CapitolEVAN) July 24, 2019
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New York Yankees vs. Minnesota Twins: Match Results and Twitter Reactions
One of the hottest MLB rivals New York Yankees and the Minnesota Twins just had their latest game. It was nail-biting an over the edge with almost equal scores. The game was being played out at the Target Field stadium with all the seats packed and an excited audience. As the MLB free agency is going on, it was kind of a test for players also to prove their worth.
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The Yankees are looking for new pitchers and hence tested out the performance of their main players. The Minnesota Twins started very well with a triple play and their total score was 12. The Yankees in a surprising way beat that score with 14 and won that match.
Match Results and Summary
Jorge Polanco and Miguel Sano player very well for the Twins and had an RBI of 3 and 5 respectively which lead to a total score of 12. The Twins had a good pitching attack and it was almost sure that the Yankees can’t beat that. Didi Gregorious from Yankees alone scored 7 runs and the Yankees were back in the game.
The scores were almost equal till the last inning and the Twins would have won if not of the amazing catch. Max Kepler had almost hit for a home run but Aaron Hicks caught it an amazing way and turned the game. The Yankees won with 2 extra runs and the Twins had to face defeat in one of the most memorable games.
Twitter Reactions
The Yankees fans are very happy with the win and can’t keep over the celebrations. Twitter is filled with game reactions and how legendary the match was. Most of the people online are calling it the game of the year, which is indeed true. Aaron Hicks has been hailed as the hero of the match and the fans are showering their love over him. Here are the best reactions from Twitter on the Yankees vs. Twins MLB game.
The game of the year in Major League Baseball just ended on a diving grab by Aaron Hicks. #Yankees over #Twins 14-12 in 10 innings. @WISH_TV pic.twitter.com/cyGBTwiZzz
— Charlie Clifford (@cliffWISH8) July 24, 2019
I think this Yankees-Twins game has more hits than the Cards got in June pic.twitter.com/dtpVNqmF3H
— Benjamin Hochman (@hochman) July 24, 2019
This Twins Yankees game.. pic.twitter.com/trPMTVJxTy
— House Takedown (@HouseTakedown) July 24, 2019
The Minnesota Twins drafted Aaron Hicks in the first round and gave up on him.
Yankees have used him as a destroyer of souls — their godamned souls. pic.twitter.com/J2LzYIqiRg
— Joe Randazzo (Bronx Pinstripes writer) (@deflategator) July 24, 2019
Aaron Hicks @AaronHicks31 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
THE YANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEE YAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIIIN@Yankees_Beisbol 14-12 Twins @Yankees #PinstripePride pic.twitter.com/rXLbIojpbn
— J-Ziela (@JZiela1) July 24, 2019
I’m not even gonna lie, I thought the Twins won there. Unfuckingbelieveable catch
— YankeeNation14 (@YankeeNation14) July 24, 2019
This Yankees-Twins game was baseball’s version of Chiefs-Rams 2018.
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) July 24, 2019
Great comeback by the #NYY after initially being down 8-2. #PinstripePride The #Yankees offense to the Twins tonight: pic.twitter.com/kv7plWw8rQ
— 🇮🇹 ⚾️ Dominick Ruocco ⚾️ 🇮🇹 (@Dominick079) July 24, 2019
What. A. Gem. @Yankees @Twins pic.twitter.com/I1o0L6VXa8
— Aidan Dotson (@aidandotson_16) July 24, 2019
Great #baseball on TV tonight. A’s break up a perfect game to come back and beat the Astros in extras. Yankees/Twins slugfest ends with a diving catch in CF with bases loaded in extras. The Prodigal Panda hits a walkoff homer against the Cubs … in EXTRAS.
— Evan McLaughlin (@CapitolEVAN) July 24, 2019
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New York Yankees vs. Minnesota Twins: Match Results and Twitter Reactions
One of the hottest MLB rivals New York Yankees and the Minnesota Twins just had their latest game. It was nail-biting an over the edge with almost equal scores. The game was being played out at the Target Field stadium with all the seats packed and an excited audience. As the MLB free agency is going on, it was kind of a test for players also to prove their worth.
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The Yankees are looking for new pitchers and hence tested out the performance of their main players. The Minnesota Twins started very well with a triple play and their total score was 12. The Yankees in a surprising way beat that score with 14 and won that match.
Match Results and Summary
Jorge Polanco and Miguel Sano player very well for the Twins and had an RBI of 3 and 5 respectively which lead to a total score of 12. The Twins had a good pitching attack and it was almost sure that the Yankees can’t beat that. Didi Gregorious from Yankees alone scored 7 runs and the Yankees were back in the game.
The scores were almost equal till the last inning and the Twins would have won if not of the amazing catch. Max Kepler had almost hit for a home run but Aaron Hicks caught it an amazing way and turned the game. The Yankees won with 2 extra runs and the Twins had to face defeat in one of the most memorable games.
Twitter Reactions
The Yankees fans are very happy with the win and can’t keep over the celebrations. Twitter is filled with game reactions and how legendary the match was. Most of the people online are calling it the game of the year, which is indeed true. Aaron Hicks has been hailed as the hero of the match and the fans are showering their love over him. Here are the best reactions from Twitter on the Yankees vs. Twins MLB game.
The game of the year in Major League Baseball just ended on a diving grab by Aaron Hicks. #Yankees over #Twins 14-12 in 10 innings. @WISH_TV pic.twitter.com/cyGBTwiZzz
— Charlie Clifford (@cliffWISH8) July 24, 2019
I think this Yankees-Twins game has more hits than the Cards got in June pic.twitter.com/dtpVNqmF3H
— Benjamin Hochman (@hochman) July 24, 2019
This Twins Yankees game.. pic.twitter.com/trPMTVJxTy
— House Takedown (@HouseTakedown) July 24, 2019
The Minnesota Twins drafted Aaron Hicks in the first round and gave up on him.
Yankees have used him as a destroyer of souls — their godamned souls. pic.twitter.com/J2LzYIqiRg
— Joe Randazzo (Bronx Pinstripes writer) (@deflategator) July 24, 2019
Aaron Hicks @AaronHicks31 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
THE YANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEE YAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIIIN@Yankees_Beisbol 14-12 Twins @Yankees #PinstripePride pic.twitter.com/rXLbIojpbn
— J-Ziela (@JZiela1) July 24, 2019
I’m not even gonna lie, I thought the Twins won there. Unfuckingbelieveable catch
— YankeeNation14 (@YankeeNation14) July 24, 2019
This Yankees-Twins game was baseball’s version of Chiefs-Rams 2018.
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) July 24, 2019
Great comeback by the #NYY after initially being down 8-2. #PinstripePride The #Yankees offense to the Twins tonight: pic.twitter.com/kv7plWw8rQ
— 🇮🇹 ⚾️ Dominick Ruocco ⚾️ 🇮🇹 (@Dominick079) July 24, 2019
What. A. Gem. @Yankees @Twins pic.twitter.com/I1o0L6VXa8
— Aidan Dotson (@aidandotson_16) July 24, 2019
Great #baseball on TV tonight. A’s break up a perfect game to come back and beat the Astros in extras. Yankees/Twins slugfest ends with a diving catch in CF with bases loaded in extras. The Prodigal Panda hits a walkoff homer against the Cubs … in EXTRAS.
— Evan McLaughlin (@CapitolEVAN) July 24, 2019
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New York Yankees vs. Minnesota Twins: Match Results and Twitter Reactions
One of the hottest MLB rivals New York Yankees and the Minnesota Twins just had their latest game. It was nail-biting an over the edge with almost equal scores. The game was being played out at the Target Field stadium with all the seats packed and an excited audience. As the MLB free agency is going on, it was kind of a test for players also to prove their worth.
youtube
The Yankees are looking for new pitchers and hence tested out the performance of their main players. The Minnesota Twins started very well with a triple play and their total score was 12. The Yankees in a surprising way beat that score with 14 and won that match.
Match Results and Summary
Jorge Polanco and Miguel Sano player very well for the Twins and had an RBI of 3 and 5 respectively which lead to a total score of 12. The Twins had a good pitching attack and it was almost sure that the Yankees can’t beat that. Didi Gregorious from Yankees alone scored 7 runs and the Yankees were back in the game.
The scores were almost equal till the last inning and the Twins would have won if not of the amazing catch. Max Kepler had almost hit for a home run but Aaron Hicks caught it an amazing way and turned the game. The Yankees won with 2 extra runs and the Twins had to face defeat in one of the most memorable games.
Twitter Reactions
The Yankees fans are very happy with the win and can’t keep over the celebrations. Twitter is filled with game reactions and how legendary the match was. Most of the people online are calling it the game of the year, which is indeed true. Aaron Hicks has been hailed as the hero of the match and the fans are showering their love over him. Here are the best reactions from Twitter on the Yankees vs. Twins MLB game.
The game of the year in Major League Baseball just ended on a diving grab by Aaron Hicks. #Yankees over #Twins 14-12 in 10 innings. @WISH_TV pic.twitter.com/cyGBTwiZzz
— Charlie Clifford (@cliffWISH8) July 24, 2019
I think this Yankees-Twins game has more hits than the Cards got in June pic.twitter.com/dtpVNqmF3H
— Benjamin Hochman (@hochman) July 24, 2019
This Twins Yankees game.. pic.twitter.com/trPMTVJxTy
— House Takedown (@HouseTakedown) July 24, 2019
The Minnesota Twins drafted Aaron Hicks in the first round and gave up on him.
Yankees have used him as a destroyer of souls — their godamned souls. pic.twitter.com/J2LzYIqiRg
— Joe Randazzo (Bronx Pinstripes writer) (@deflategator) July 24, 2019
Aaron Hicks @AaronHicks31 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
THE YANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEE YAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIIIN@Yankees_Beisbol 14-12 Twins @Yankees #PinstripePride pic.twitter.com/rXLbIojpbn
— J-Ziela (@JZiela1) July 24, 2019
I’m not even gonna lie, I thought the Twins won there. Unfuckingbelieveable catch
— YankeeNation14 (@YankeeNation14) July 24, 2019
This Yankees-Twins game was baseball’s version of Chiefs-Rams 2018.
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) July 24, 2019
Great comeback by the #NYY after initially being down 8-2. #PinstripePride The #Yankees offense to the Twins tonight: pic.twitter.com/kv7plWw8rQ
— 🇮🇹 ⚾️ Dominick Ruocco ⚾️ 🇮🇹 (@Dominick079) July 24, 2019
What. A. Gem. @Yankees @Twins pic.twitter.com/I1o0L6VXa8
— Aidan Dotson (@aidandotson_16) July 24, 2019
Great #baseball on TV tonight. A’s break up a perfect game to come back and beat the Astros in extras. Yankees/Twins slugfest ends with a diving catch in CF with bases loaded in extras. The Prodigal Panda hits a walkoff homer against the Cubs … in EXTRAS.
— Evan McLaughlin (@CapitolEVAN) July 24, 2019
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Heinrich Schafmeister is a German singer and actor. Schafmeister accomplished as soon as graduating from the St. Pius Substantial School Coesfeld 1st the civil service and then studied German literature and music. He broke off his studies in 1980, at the Folkwang School for Music and the Performing Arts to replace. There he was with Armin Rohde and Hansa Czypionka in a class. As soon as graduation he went to Aachen, where he played six years theater.
His movie debut was in 1984 in the film hit under the direction of Dominik Graf. Schafmeister way too takes place typically in television series on, such as “Didi Denkelmann” with the campers as “Manfred Hoch” in Wilsberg or “Karl WolkenfuĂź” in How to educate my parents?.
Known to a wider audience Schafmeister by the film Comedian Harmonists, in which he the singer Erich A. Collin played. Schafmeister has volunteered as treasurer at the Federation of film and television actor active (BFFS), the union for actors.
Name Heinrich Schafmeister Height Naionality German Day of Birth 2-March-1957 Place of Birth Essen, Germany Famous for Acting
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New York Yankees find reduction in marathon get above Boston Crimson Sox - Yankees Blog site
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New York Yankees find reduction in marathon get above Boston Crimson Sox - Yankees Blog site
BOSTON — Subsequent their 16-inning triumph above the Boston Crimson Sox that spanned 5 hours, fifty minutes, the New York Yankees utilised phrases you would count on: They explained it was a significant get, an vital get.
But to actually have an understanding of the immensity of their 4-1 victory, you seriously have to think about if they had lost this video game.
It would have been their twentieth reduction in 27 game titles. It would have wasted their finest pitching overall performance of the year, with Luis Severino virtually matching Crimson Sox ace Chris Sale pitch for pitch in advance of the whole bullpen mixed for 9 scoreless innings, culminating with their previous reliever, Ben Heller, throwing the remaining two for the get. They would have lost in the remaining inning for the second consecutive evening.
They would be heading into a hard routine in which they have a day-evening doubleheader Sunday at Fenway Park followed by a 3-video game excursion to Minnesota — which incorporates a day video game Wednesday following a evening video game Tuesday — then a flight to Seattle to engage in four starting Thursday. The Yankees will continue to do this, with a shot bullpen. But at the very least they have Saturday’s victory to lighten their load.
“It is an vital get,” explained manager Joe Girardi, who questioned if the club soda he had opened in advance of the 4:05 p.m. video game continue to had any fizz in it following he finished his postgame discuss much more than six hours afterwards.
Ben Heller capped off a significant day for the Yankees’ bullpen with two scoreless innings. Prosperous Gagnon/Getty Photographs
Girardi hadn’t still figured out the specific impact the get had taken on his roster when he spoke to the media. If the video game had gone on, Heller would have most likely pitched 1 much more inning, and then starter CC Sabathia was the most probably following guy up.
Now with a brief bullpen, Girardi will get started Sabathia in Sport 1 of Sunday’s doubleheader, with Bryan Mitchell probably be referred to as up for reduction aid. Masahiro Tanaka will continue to get the ball in Sport two.
Guys like Heller and Jonathan Holder, who threw 3 scoreless innings, may be despatched down in advance of Sunday’s twin monthly bill since the bullpen is exhausted two game titles into the second 50 %.
They would have to offer with all these difficulties, even if Didi Gregorius hadn’t hit a go-ahead solitary in the 16th to come to be the to start with Yankee in heritage to knock a video game-winning hit that late at Fenway. The Yankees teamed up to incorporate two much more operates for a get and realized a lesson.
“You by no means give up,” Gregorius explained.
They required 1 of their veterans to convert what was a rapid-moving video game into a marathon. In the ninth, Matt Holliday — who just came off the DL Friday — nailed a solo property operate off Crimson Sox closer Craig Kimbrel, who has dominated proper-handed hitters all year.
Holliday was section of Crimson Sox manager John Farrell’s protest in the eleventh inning on the odd double engage in attempt that resulted in Holliday sliding back again into to start with, even nevertheless he had currently been pressured out at second. That included a in the vicinity of-5-minute hold off as the umpires tried using to determine out what was heading on.
In the 16th inning, Gregorius’ video game-winning hit was set up by Jacoby Ellsbury‘s double and Chase Headley‘s solitary.
It was virtually ten p.m. at that issue. Headley believed the video game would have been extended above. In fact, he was considering to himself that with Severino and Sale cruising, the Yankees would find a way to scratch out two and the video game may go just two-and-a-50 % hours in Boston.
Instead, it went virtually six hours, but the Yankees gained. It felt very good, since they haven’t completed much winning these days. Moreover, 3.5 game titles guiding the Crimson Sox feels a lot much more manageable than 5.5.
The Yankees will try out to make on it on Sunday, attempting to get back again-to-back again game titles for the to start with time given that June 12.
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Jest A Minute (23/5/2017) from Subroto Mukherjee
Pendulum Missing From Old Wall Clock!---------------------------------------------------------------- In Kerala, a sadhu tried to force himself on a young girl. She picked up a knife and sliced off his tool! Wow! This gutsy girl certainly took the mickey out of that horny rat in saffron! Don't you feel that's exactly what should be done to holy men who pray in public -- but try to prey on girls on the sly? One moment that swami-ji was cock-sure of himself -- but the very next moment he was cock-eyed with pain and panic! So much so, our saint had to be rushed to hospital by ambulance. You know those big old wall clocks that have a swinging pendulum? Our swami-ji here reminds me of an old wall clock -- of course, with the pendulum missing! ***   Half Girlfriend, Full Hero-------------------------------------- You know who's the real hero of the film Half Girlfriend? You. Yes, YOU! If you can bravely, stoically sit through even half the film, you deserve to be called a real hero! 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Heck, who knew this wolf in wolf's clothing would turn out to be such a docile sheep in sheep's clothing, at lest in Saudi Arabia. By the way, I love Trump. He is built like a bull-moose, sounds like a bull-frog and, every time he opens his mouth, what comes out is pure BULL! *** Bogus!----------------- Finally, Sweden has dropped those trumped-up, totally fabricated charges against Julian Assange. Of course, in the very first place, Sweden had framed those charges under pressure from Uncle Sam. Yeah, so pathetic, so downright ignoble, how a country can bend over backwards to please a global gangster like Uncle Sam. But all along, no one in the rest of the world was one bit deceived even for a moment. The way, right from day one, those charges had BOGUS  written all over them in such bold, capital letters. *** More Raids, Please--------------------------------- CBI/IT raids being carried out left, right and center across the land to nail big players, from Chidu Babu to Lalu-ji. And what does Mamta Didi do? She meets Sonia-ji, Rahul-ji and declares the raids 'political vendetta'. If going after offenders in high places is political vendetta, then let's all welcome more such politically motivated vendetta. Let's have more raids, let's advertise them in advance as public events, let's invite big crowds to it as onlookers and even sell tickets to such high drama! *** The Curious Case of Marlowe------------------------------------------------ CBI raid carried out at Peter and Indrani's Mumbai residence, Marlowe. Wonder why their house was named after an Elizabethan Age playwright? 5 centuries ago, Marlowe lost his life in a bar brawl. Interestingly, our Peter the Great lost his heart to Indrani in a Mumbai bar (where he met her for the first time). Eventually, of course, he went on to lose everything. Curiously coincidental -- don't you think so? *** Best Sleeping Pill------------------------------- Of late, I am not finding it easy to fall asleep. So my doctor recommended the most effective cure -- go see Sarkar 3. *** Massive Crush------------------------- 50,000 fans crammed and cheered on Bieber at the venue of his Mumbai concert. The ladies obviously had a schoolgirl crush on Bieber. So obviously did the guys. Heck, even the weather had such a crush on Bieber, it finally crushed the pop star as a performer. (No wonder he could not wait to flee, race to the airport and take off for South Africa!) *** Of Innocent Skunks And Turtles-------------------------------------------------- In Kolkata, an actor was driving as drunk as a skunk and lost control of his car which turned turtle! Now wait a sec, wait a sec. Did I just say ' drunk as a skunk' and 'turn turtle'? No, no, no, I take that back. That's an insult to innocent skunks and turtles. After all, when was the last time you saw a skunk drinking and a turtle purposely rolling itself upside down? Anyway, moral of that terrible crash : if you drain liquor like there is no tomorrow, that's exactly what might happen -- there might be no tomorrow for you! Also, if you drain liquor like that and drive, that's exactly where you might end up -- in a roadside drain! Half-dead! *** Mystery Of Sushi Solved--------------------------------------- What is that Japanese dish sushi really? Is it raw fish or under-cooked fish?I found out what when I ordered sushi in a restaurant the other day. It's fish that is so under-cooked, it's still alive. Yes, still alive! Because the moment I sprinkled pepper on it, the fish let out a loud SNEEZE! *** Mother Of All Miracles------------------------------------ Legend has it that Jesus performed the miracle of walking on water. Recently in Zimbabwe, a pastor claimed he could pull off the same miracle. But when he tried to walk on water, he promptly sank like a stone and was as promptly eaten up by the crocodiles in the river! Now comes the best part. Now this pastor can perform every miracle you can imagine! He can not only walk on water, he can also walk on air and even walk right through solid walls! Ooh, so inviting, no? All the  wondrous benefits of dying and becoming a ghost! ***
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