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#did this joke land?
maddyknowsall · 9 months
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shaking the dust off my supernatural phase, feel like the old sheriff in town.
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srapsodia · 3 months
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Maaaaan, that was close...
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wombywoo · 1 month
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spring 🌼🌧️
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vampire-brainrot · 6 months
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I don't just want to see them "hook up", I want to see them try to make a romantic relationship work and I want you to write the comedy of a vampire killer and a vampire dating. What's not clicking!!!
"he's his boss" GUILLERMO COULD KILL HIM ANY TIME HE WANTED and the narrative has asserted that he simply chooses not to. Next fucking question!!
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kineticallyanywhere · 16 days
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anyway her fantasy name is Burr Dy'Oak, biological citizen of New Oakvale. And Bird.
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expiredsoda · 5 months
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did I come up a dumb lil joke just to have an excuse to draw them kissing ?
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yes. yes I did 🐢
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i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.
#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache.#roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig.#ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it#trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They#come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns]#also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond#at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny#marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!!#[falls back on couch happily] :)#also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic#by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like#'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time.#ted is DELIGHTED.#anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me.#ted lasso#tedependent#tedtrent#trent crimm#the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that#no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny#also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined#all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy#hes a disaster <3
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tradingjack · 1 month
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roadside tongari snack break
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nerime · 19 days
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my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭
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fruityfroggy · 6 months
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Me after playing Touchstarved:
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Ok yes America hating the cold is funny (eh) BUT. have you considered that I like the imagery of an America sitting alone in the forest in the bleak mid-winter landscape of an east coast woods, all alone in both body and mind, agonizing over her seeming doom to be stuck in the throes of loneliness for all eternity?
#aph nyo america#aph america#i want engagement <3#secret confession i actually hate that canonically america doesnt do well in the cold#it gives too much ammo to the west coasters (villains) who can’t let my poor baby alfred be the east coast girl he truly is#also in a broader sense i feel like it creates a weird divide in both the portrayal of america and the connection he has with his country#as its representation#america is one of the most climate diverse countries in the entire world and i feel like making the REPRESENTATION OF AMERICA not be able t#handle a large majority of his country’s climate is an Odd choice and creates an unfortunate barrier between american culture#and the way it’s portrayed in hetalia#imo one of the most amazing parts of the geography of the us is its ability to be a metaphor for the american people#so insanely diverse and fundamentally different and completely irreconcilable—but it works anyways.#the land works together anyways //we// work together anyways we become one anyways despite what any and all logic dictates#what any and all logic DEMANDS#so for america to not be able to represent that cohesion + community—and in fact represent an intense and almost INNATE complete inability#to even try being accepting of and embracing our differences—is just.. not something I like + insinuates a very odd view of American cultur#my eyes are shutting as i type this im so tired#sorry if this is horribly written rip#i see this a lot in the hetalia fandom (IK I JUST DID IT IN THIS POST LMAO BUT I SWEAR I DO IT AS A JOKE; I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE WEST#COAST AND AM FULLY AWARE OF ITS ROLE IN THE US CULTURE AND FUNCTION) where people write alfred as being almost hostilely exclusionary???#towards certain areas of america—city al who doesn’t like the country; country al who doesn’t like the newfangled cities; northerner al#who hates the southerners (because theyre poor + dont fit the author’s view of respectable people BUT THATS FOR A DIFFERENT POST);southerne#al who hates the northerners—and it’s all very gross to me. america is not—at its core—a country/culture founded on separation!! our ideals#are based on being—at our most basic—separate multi-faceted individuals who COME TOGETHER!! as one because of common ideals and love#E PLURIBUS UNUM!!!!!!#ok im done gn
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werewolf-cuddles · 3 months
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Holy shit, why the fuck are people still talking about the Dragon Maid dub as if it wasn't almost 7 years ago at this point?
I get that it's a particularly egregious example of bad localization, but you know there's a REASON it sticks out so much right?
I thought for sure when I saw this in my recommended feed that it must be an old video, but nope, 8 hours ago.
I know people love to complain about this supposed epidemic of "woke localizers ruining anime", but outside of the few particularly egregious examples that everybody ALWAYS brings up, I rarely see any evidence of this.
Like, I swear to god, it is always the Dragon Maid "patriarchy" line, the Prison School "gamergate creepshows" line (which got redubbed later just fyi), or both.
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xxrat--punkxx · 2 years
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Get yourself a girl who eats her cav
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rainymoodlet · 1 year
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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸
[Episode One] First Impressions.
introducing Suraj Kennedy by @gothoffspring!
lori how dare you make him so goddamn beautiful i couldn't stop STARINGGG! suraj was so excited to meet daniel that i almost didn't get their first impressions! suraj proceeded to dominate the conversation, but based on the smiles he kept giving him, i don't think daniel minded one bit. they have amazing compatibility, and every single conversation topic (especially "enthuse about the outdoors") seemed to land with a smash hit!
and with that, dear viewers, we have met every one of the contestants vying for daniel's heart! who will win the final rose of the night? who will shine on the coming group dates? we'll just have to wait and see!! 🌹
Part 21/21 | part 7/7 of House Three’s introductions!
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im sending blaine and spader to the 7-11 hell dimension
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comfymoth · 7 months
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benito and lucie text conversations really would look like
"should I kiss jeffrey?"
"yeah, kys 👍"
PLEASE ToT world’s greatest wingman right there, look at that, she’s so encouraging <3
benito says no, he’s being serious, and lucie says umm she was being serious too, obviously? she just wants him to keep himself safe as he navigates the perilous field of love :( she’s only looking out for him :( he tells her he’s never gonna ask her for relationship advice ever again, but like. let’s be real. who else is he gonna go to, luis?
benito just has to accept that this is the monster he’s created. kys /genuine and affectionate
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