Tin Can Bros tinlightenment streams are such a wild place because where else are you going to badger Gabe Greenspan into digging a hole and then pressure Joey Richter to do a sandwich trick in said hole? Where else are you going to hear James Tolbert explain what poppers are?
Where else are you going to debate how much money it would take to get Brian Rosenthal to do full frontal nudity? Where else could you watch Joey Richter cringe in on himself like an imploding star and then give such an unhinged definition of the term "uhauling" that it almost defies belief?
Literally every time it's a wild ride. Yesterday we got to hear Ali Gordon and Angela Parrish sing a very Dolly Parton-esque song called My Ass in Bio. It changed my life. Truly a zeitgeist moment.
Bryce Charles and Mariah Rose Faith Casillas come so prepared for debate streams that it genuinely feels like a fistfight (but like, the snappy one from West Side Story)
On one of the first streams we learned that Curt Mega (actor) believes that Curt Mega (agent) has 3 or 4 illegitimate children he doesn't know about. Like mmhhmm, yes, when I watch Spies my primary thought is definitely "oh yeah, this character has sex with women."
Where else are you going to hear Mary Kate Wiles speak THE iconic line from The Godfather- "you come to MY wedding?" Or say gaythem when the Sacred Text appears? Or ask Corey Lubowich if a straight man told him to do this?
PLUS we get to see Diane Lopez-Richter in iconic lil outfits. That's worth 200k on its own frankly
Tin Can Bros are doing livestreams all week, and a massive all-day stream on March 2nd, the last day of the campaign. If you haven't hopped onto a stream yet you should join the fun in this final week!
If you just can't wait until 2pm PST, you can get a little taste of tinlightenment right here baby:
Tinlightenment
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I’m trying to get my son, Micheal, a celebrity girlfriend. Here’s Micheal for reference:
And here’s the eligible bachelorette that I aspire to matchmake with Micheal:
I showed Micheal a picture of Diane Lopez-Richter and he actually looked at the picture for a groundbreaking five seconds - he never looks at my phone - so I’m optimistic. Thoughts?
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The World's First Wedding ✨️
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Coming on to say it outright because I’m not afraid of the backlash I could receive from such a hot take.
I think all of Lauren Lopez’s characters should fight to the death over Diane like she’s a wiggly doll. Thank you. 💕
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they are so goofy and now goofy and married
credit to @starkid-girl
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I hate dogs but if Diane could talk and she asked me for all my earthly possessions I would give them to her no questions asked
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DIANE!!!!!!!! THE REAL MVP 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Processing my anxiety over the tinlightenment kickstarter in a very normal way. If you haven't become tinlightened yet, do it for Diane
>>> Tinlightenment <<<
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lauren and joey are finally married! good for those weirdos
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Someone on Twitter said that if they’re credited on the NPMD pro shoot as Joey and Lauren Lopez-Richter that will be the end and while I highly doubt it’ll actually happen can u IMAGINE 😭
It WOULD be the end
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A little drawing of Diane (Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez’s dog!!) because I was watching one of Curt’s Black Friday vlogs and she’s just so adorable I had to draw her
This isn’t what I thought my first starkid fanart would be, but seriously, look at her!!
(sorry this screenshot is a little blurry, I did my best and it defied me anyway)
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