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shittymurderparty · 9 months

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Redacted: ... Do you know what happens when you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?

Detective Chambers: [hesitates]... No.

Redacted: [cheerfully] Nor me. Let's find out! [holds the sonic pen and screwdriver together, producing an earsplitting screech]

(Source: Doctor Who, "Partners in Crime")

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wrongydkjquotes · 1 year

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Binjpipe: (confused) You're joining our side?

Detective Chambers: My mission is to arrest the quizkiller at all costs. So if he’s over there, then I'm over here.

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Cookie: (confused) You're joining our side?

Redacted: Hey, I'm not evil, just, uhhh... curious. And I like Schmitty.

(Source: SpongeBob SquarePants Featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom)

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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Chambers: Out of curiosity, Red, what gave me away? Or was it your plan to just stab everybody until one of them cursed your name as she died?

Redacted: Oh, it was all quite elementary, my lady. For you see, you're the only one I've ever met in this world who makes as many movie references as I do.

Chambers: Ah, yes. I guess I should have known that would-Wait...You get my references?!

Redacted: Um, yeah?

Chambers: "There can only be one?"

Redacted: Oh, uh, Highlander!

Chambers: "Well, who you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?"

Redacted: Duck Soup, Marx Brothers, 1933.

Chambers: "DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH! I HAVE SEEN IT!"

Redacted: Ah, getting tricky are we? While that line is famously attributed to the 1995 film Water World, it is never actually spoken in the movie.

Chambers: Hot damn. You're the real deal.

(Source: Sword Art Online Abridged)

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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Redacted: [Opening the door, angry as all get out] WHAT IN THE [Finds the police at the door] HELloooooo.

(Source: Rocko's Modern Life)

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shittymurderparty · 5 months

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Redacted: (shackled to a table with a laser about to cut him in half) Do you expect me to talk?

Detective Chambers: No, Mr. Red; I expect you to die!

(Source: Goldfinger)

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shittymurderparty · 6 months

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Redacted: Enough! Talk's cheap.

Chambers: I couldn't agree more.

The Narrator: See now much you two have in common?

Redacted and Chambers: (simultaneously) No we don't! She's/he’s my enemy!

The Narrator: Need I say more?

(Source: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

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shittymurderparty · 7 months

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Redacted, calling detective chambers: “So if I get the institute to apologize for laughing at your attempts to catch me, will you stop doing it?”

(Pause)

“No? Do you even know what you want?!"

(Source: Graces stereotype toward Geniuses, Princess: The Hopeful)

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shittymurderparty · 7 months

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Detective Chambers: “When did you think things were amiss?”

The Sheriff: “When we accepted a Craigslist ad for a wedding.”

(Source: The Prank Panel, Family Love/Repo Revenge)

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shittymurderparty · 7 months

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Chambers: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But Red, you really wanna kill me?!

Redacted: Just think of it as... you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body is part of a permanent outplacement.

Chambers: Hey, that's kinda like what I said to you when you got fired.

Redacted: I know. It's called a "cruel irony". Like my dependence on you.

(Source: The Emperor's New Groove)

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shittymurderparty · 8 months

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Chambers: Do I even need to say it? It is bad to hunt man for sport!

Redacted: Bad-ass!

(Source: Community, Accounting for Lawyers)

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shittymurderparty · 9 months

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Chambers: It's so dumb...

Trevor: It's so dumb, it's brilliant!

Chambers: No! It's just dumb!

(Source: Glass Onion)

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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Detective Chambers: We've got sights on the quizkiller. Brad, you mind getting here for some backup-

Officer Brad: Hahaha, really? Name ONE Redacted arrest attempt that didn't end catastrophically. We couldn't catch him with a Taco Truck without Redacted kidnapping and killing all of our own cops in his twisted game.

Chambers: Maybe you should start taking this seriously.

Brad: Maybe I’ll get lucky and be near his next exploding hotel.

(Source: Three Panel Soul, "On Threat Assessment")

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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The Believer: I get that you wanna know your future in the broad sense of the word, but trust me, You Don't Want to Know this future.

Detective Chambers: Is it my future?

The Believer: Well, yes, but you don't wanna know.

Detective Chambers: Well, if it's bad, I can avoid it, right?

The Believer: That's...not how future seeing works.

(Source: Myths and Legends Episode 65: Motherlover)

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shittymurderparty · 1 year

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Officer Trevor: I just put in one bullet, didn't I?

Detective Chambers: You put a live round in that gun?!

Officer Trevor: [stammers] Well, yeah, there was, like, an 8% chance—!

Detective Chambers: "Eight percent?" EIGHT?! WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH?!

(Source: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

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shittymurderparty · 2 years

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Detective Chambers: Redacted... you are forgiven. And if you are brave enough to accept it—

Redacted: Didn't ask; don't need it; go f*ck yourself!

(Source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)

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shittymurderparty · 2 years

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Detective Chambers: How many times do I have to tell you, If you're gonna try and break into a known police hideout, at least ask permission first.

Redacted: Miss me with that gay shit.

Detective Chambers: WHAT GAY SHIT?!? THE LAW?!?

(Source: @soldrawss)

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