Screw it, I'm just gonna build my own fucking Descendants lore. Screw this Merlin Academy shit! Give me until Sunday and I'll build a better lore structure with time and dimension shenanigans. Can't promise you'll like it, but I know it'll probably be better than the crap Disney is feeding us now.
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I haven’t been on Tumblr very much lately, but I’ve seen a lot of posts about people being upset with The Pocketwatch, the Descendants sequel that hasn’t even come out yet. And I’ve been thinking...
If you think you won’t like The Pocketwatch, and you’re upset because it ruins your headcanons, or what you think happens after D3, or it introduces new characters that don’t make sense plotwise, or anything else....
You don’t actually have to watch The Pocketwatch if you don’t want to.
You can ignore it! You don’t have to see it! You can just pretend canon stops at D3 or The Royal Wedding! A lot of people do that with the Royal Wedding anyway, or even D3! You can keep writing your fanfiction and drawing your art without taking into account The Pocketwatch at all and no one will care! You don’t have to watch it!
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DESCENDANTS COLLECTION FOR SALE!
Ranging from Used-Like-New to Used-Fair
Items available:
Dragon Mal Doll
Descendants 1, 2, and 3 on DVD
Descendants 1, 2 and 3 Junior Novelizations
Melissa De La Cruz Descendants Novel Series, books 1, 2, 3 and 4
Mal’s Spell Book 1 and 2
Descendants 2: The Scrapbook
Evie’s Wicked Runway: Books 1 and 2
CJ’s Treasure Chase
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It has just occurred to me that I can pretend "Red" is one of the Hearts triplets stuck with a nickname because Auradon people don't know how to pronounce their name.
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I haven't been keeping up with Descendants 4 or the Pocketwatch or whatever the fuck is going on but how is canon now going to explain Cinderella and Prince Charming having a white af blonde son
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Uma being the principal fits her character so well! She cares about the people of the Isle and fight for their freedom and acceptance, now she can do the same for everyone else beyond Auradon. She probably made friends with a few people while she was on the run. I love how Mal approached her with the job as well, it kinda shows how far they’ve come. And for those of you saying she’s a little young for it, please remember Ben became king at 16 and Mal got married before she was 18 so is this really out of pocket?
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I keep telling myself I can't believe they ruined their own lore
but also I literally can because the lore doesn't make sense to begin with
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What do you think of every character in Descendants: The Rise of Red?
First, I'm sorry it took me so long to get to this!
Second, before I say anything, it should be known that I really don't like anything to do with The Rise of Red so this is likely going to be highly critical. I also likely don't know a lot because I've been incredibly busy lately and haven't been able to stay up to date on a lot of it.
And third, to make sure things don't get repetitive. I don't like anything to do with Merlin Academy or all the intermingling and all that. It doesn't make sense to the stories, but obviously whoever has written this has no clue what's happened in the original movies or in the Descendants series.
So let's get into it.
We'll start off with Cinderella and Prince Charming. I'll be honest, I've never seen the 1997 Cinderella (don't panic, it is now on my watch list) so I don't know what to expect with the acting and chemistry. I am a tad confused on how Chad fits in. Was he adopted or is this just gonna be Disney logic? Next, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CINDERELLA'S HAIR?!?!? WHY is it BLUE? The odd colors make sense for those with MAGIC, but not for those without it. If ANYONE was to have colored hair, it should be FAIRY GODMOTHER and JANE, NOT CINDERELLA!
Next, Maleficent. What is that outfit? Where are her HORNS? That's all.
Hades -.... *long sigh* Nope, I will not be ranting. I could, but I won't. All I'll say is, he's supposed to be thousands of years old.
Zellie bugs me for the main fact that it sounds like she's in the past which means Rapunzel and Eugene are a lot older than all of the other and that DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. ESPECIALLY since in School of Secrets and the novels it is said that Rapunzel and Eugene have school age children. Ruby is in Wicked World (and I believe in the novel), they had a scrapped daughter (Anexlin) for the first movie who may have been in School of Secrets, and if not they have a daughter in School of Secrets.
Ulyana. I guess is fine? Considering Poseidon is their father, it does admittedly make sense for Ursula and Morgana to have more sister. But this just makes the TEEN HADES more infuriating.
I have no opinion on Morgie other than that that is a horrible name.
Brigette/Queen of Hearts should live in Wonderland??? But other than that no opinion cause I can't remember much of Alice and Wonderland *shrug*
Hook bugs me for reasons hard to explain. He just does.
Red. I don't have much of an opinion on her. Since she's a new character, I'll wait to judge her.
Same for Maddox
For Chloe, I'm not surprised that Chad has a sister. I've said it before, but it makes sense for all of the royals to have multiple children. Other than that, I will be waiting to judge her.
No opinion on Merlin.
Fairy Godmother is older in the original movie? Magical? And really her name is FAY?
I'm sorry if I missed anyone, but there are my very critical thoughts on the characters.
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Me a casual viewer when walking into the Descendants fandom with Descendants: The Pocketwatch be like:
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