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abuddyforeveryseason · 1 month

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This is the Buddy for March 14th. You see he's holding his instrument of torture, ready to subject his latest victim patient to a cavity treatment. Nothing surprising there, after all, a dentist is just a sadist with newer magazines.

Some people are afraid of dentists. Dentophobia, they call it. And, it might be understandable since a lot of times going to the dentist is a painful and uncomfortable ordeal. And it doesn't help that they all look like nazis. Or the sinking feeling that if were actually competent, they'd have gone into medicine.

Or maybe these people are just ashamed of admitting they can't afford to go. Because to me, the scariest part about going to the dentist is the bill. I hate to go, sure, but the pain and discomfort is the least of my issues, since they at least seem to be a logical consequence of the work being done.

Of course, you have to take a sick day to go to the dentist, and those are worth their weight in gold. You get there and there's a rude receptionist glued to her phone, having you fill in an enormous, useless questionaire. Why does the dentist need to know my address?

The tyranny of the waiting room is somewhat diminished by having an e-reader and internet access. I learned really early on to carry an emergency book everywhere just in case I have to be subjected to a sudden waiting room.

Then at the consultation itself, you're at a battle of wits. The dentist will try to gouge as much money out of you as he can, which doesn't really engender trust - I'm not accusing the dentist of making up cavities so I'll shell out even more cash (or, so the insurance will, making me more of a piggy bank that shoots out money whenever he hurts it, in the eyes of the dentist) - but it does feel worrisome to know that, the worst my dental health is, the more money he'll make.

And it doesn't help that the dentist'll try to guilt trip me about whatever's wrong. For the sin of allowing the cavities to develop (by eating all that sugar) I should be fined with a larger bill. It's not like the torture isn't punishment enough, no. After all, if dentistry was free, nobody would even bother brushing, right? It's just some hours in house of pain, sitting in that alien chair looking up at the flying saucer lights while doctor Mengele sharpens his hooks and needles.

And you accuse me of not flossing enough? Fuck you, how about I get some floss to wrap around your neck and choke you with it, you piece of shit?

Huh, maybe I am a dentophobe.

#ab4es #drawing #dentist #dentistry #dental plan #lisa needs braces #hooks and needles #evil dentist #evil

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umbrellacorphq · 9 months

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rodriguez.p (9.01am): we can add so many teeth to the latest BOW that the villagers call it "Mr Big Teeth" but our insurance doesn't cover dental kippers.a (9.15am): i thought that was about Birkin haha :):) kippers.a (9.16am): but yeah i've been bleeding from the mouth for days

#umbrella corporation #resident evil #william birkin #internal staff messaging #dental plan #a little blood in the mouth just adds flavour

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bad-childhood-stance · 7 months

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Ok so im gonna need yall to bear with me.

I am just now getting back into One Piece since watching up to the point robin shows up on the original 4kids airing. I am about to use this blog as an outlet to give all of my immediate reactions while watching

that being said i know what sort of climate im posting this in. post wano, post gear 5. shit is happening and a lot of people are getting in before we find whats at the end of the line. i am at least passingly aware of every big beat that happens in the story from the dozens of OP video essays ive injested over the years. (bless BestGuyEver and PCP university) the stuff im unsure on is the details and how everything actually connects to each other. and the jokes. the jokes are top

but like, theres shit i didnt even think we would get in the first few episodes. like luffy biting a fucking dagger in half??? i know this man is astronomically strong later on but in the fist few episodes i didnt think he was strong enough to be biting solid metal in half! shattered that bitch.

and it doesnt even make sense, zoro is out here throwing his groin out trying to lift a cannon but luffy can crocodile chomp a bladed weapon in half after catching it with his fucking teeth. this show is amazing

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #dental plan #lisa needs braces

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shopwithmemama · 2 months

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#dental #dentist #dental plan #dentist plan #emergency dental plan #teeth #tooth

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alvisanders · 4 months

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Why a Comprehensive Dental Plan Should be Part of Your Business Health Insurance Package?

A comprehensive dental plan is a vital component of any robust business health insurance package. While medical coverage often takes the spotlight, overlooking dental health can have significant consequences for both employees and the overall well-being of the workforce. Here are compelling reasons why a comprehensive dental plan should be an integral part of your business health insurance package:

Overall Health Connection: Dental health is intricately linked to overall health. Poor oral health has been associated with various systemic conditions, including cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and respiratory infections. By including dental coverage in your health insurance package, you promote a holistic approach to well-being, recognizing that oral health is an integral part of an individual's overall health and quality of life.

Preventive Care and Early Intervention: Dental plans often include coverage for preventive services such as regular check-ups, cleanings, and X-rays. These preventive measures can help identify potential issues early on, preventing more extensive and costly dental treatments in the future. Early detection and intervention contribute to better oral health outcomes for employees and reduce the overall healthcare costs for both employees and the employer.

Employee Productivity and Absenteeism: Dental issues, such as cavities and gum disease, can lead to pain and discomfort, affecting an employee's ability to focus and be productive at work. Untreated dental problems may result in unplanned absences as employees seek dental care. By providing comprehensive dental coverage, businesses can help employees address dental concerns promptly, minimizing disruptions to productivity and reducing absenteeism.

Competitive Advantage in Talent Acquisition: Offering a comprehensive health insurance package that includes dental coverage enhances your competitiveness in the job market. Job seekers increasingly consider the overall benefits package when evaluating potential employers. A strong health insurance offering, including dental benefits, can be a key differentiator, attracting top talent and contributing to employee satisfaction and retention.

Improved Employee Satisfaction and Morale: Employees who have access to comprehensive dental coverage are more likely to feel valued and supported by their employer. This contributes to higher levels of job satisfaction and morale. When employees feel that their well-being is a priority, it fosters a positive workplace culture and can improve overall employee engagement and loyalty.

Preventing Emergency Dental Care: Without proper dental coverage, employees may delay seeking dental care until an issue becomes severe, leading to emergencies. Emergency dental care is not only more costly but can also result in extended absences from work. Including comprehensive dental coverage encourages employees to address dental concerns proactively, reducing the likelihood of emergencies.

Long-term Cost Savings: Investing in preventive dental care and early intervention can result in long-term cost savings for both employees and employers. By addressing dental issues before they escalate, businesses can avoid the financial burden associated with extensive and emergency dental treatments. This proactive approach contributes to the overall financial health of the organization.

In conclusion, a comprehensive dental plan is a strategic investment that goes beyond addressing oral health alone. It positively impacts overall employee health, productivity, and satisfaction while contributing to long-term cost savings for the employer. Including dental coverage in your business health insurance package is a proactive step towards creating a healthier and more resilient workforce, ultimately benefiting both employees and the success of the organization.

#Comprehensive #Dental Plan #Business Health Insurance Package #Business Health Insurance #Health Insurance

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amaliasnap · 5 months

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Trypanophobia or belonephobia is fear of needles and injections.

I have it to a more than moderate degree. Enough that my trip to the dentist tomorrow is freaking me out, and enough that I faint when receiving a shot. (I don't have tattoos or piercings either.)

But NOT enough to actually refuse medical care. I am up to date on all the vaccines and boosters.

But it is absolutely anxiety producing. And I wonder how much it affects healthcare in the US that so many ppl have this problem. (Especially considering that access to healthcare is hard to come by in the first place)

I don't have any good techniques beyond what Google says.

But I really feel for that one in ten people who might see this, and maybe, like me, you know it is irrational, but that doesn't stop the phobia at all.

And you just grin and bear/bare it.

I honestly wish I was afraid of heights or something instead. But I'm not. I have no fear of public speaking or snakes or anything that can be easily avoided.

So if I had the choice of giving a public lecture or having a needle pierce my skin, boy you better believe I will extemporize something to say to that auditorium.

But no one's health depends on giving a speech in normal life. And most everyone should be getting medical care.

It sucks. But be brave [I say out loud.... but I bet I don't sleep tonight]

#phobia #phobos #dentist #dental #dental plan #mundane horror #needle phobia #healthcare #for profit healthcare #late capitalism #fear of doctors #fear of needles

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 4 months

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houghghh. it me birthday tomorrow. i should be

plan to do thing

onyl want

nap

#zzzzzzz #i mean im at least supposed to like. put together plans of some description?#maybe buy a cake???#too much effort. naptime #okay maybe fact that im still numbed up a little from my dental appointment is contributing to napfulness #but still

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allthecanadianpolitics · 4 months

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The federal government unveiled details about its highly anticipated Canadian Dental Care Plan (CDCP) earlier on Monday. The CDCP is a $13-billion insurance program that will start covering most basic dentistry costs next year for uninsured Canadians with a household income under $90,000. That's about nine million Canadians, according to the federal government. In its current form, the plan is expected to cost the federal treasury about $4.4 billion per year.

Tagging @politicsofcanada

#cdnpoli #canada #canadian politics #canadian news #dental care #dental insurance #canadian dental care plan

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umbrellacorphq · 10 months

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Remember that if an undead staff member is still able to fulfil 60% of their KPIs per quarter they are entitled to continue their health insurance plan with Umbrella. Dental is not included.

#umbrella corporation #resident evil #kpi metrics #insurance plans #dental plan

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viric-dreams · 15 hours

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It's actually not the most difficult thing to tell the difference between Nite and Roberts, even with dark glasses on--just ask one of them to smile.

#my art #roberts/nite #started the day just planning to do a quick animation between their respective eyes #and then the devil took over #typically roberts has like 30% more muscle tension at any given time #nite's social circle made fun of him once for having a weird smile #and he just kind of stopped doing it as a result #whereas no one would be stupid enough to comment on roberts' face on the geode #ask me about the zelo's town dental plan because boy do i have thoughts on that #brightest teeth in the neath

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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 8 months

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Weird hypothesis on Hellsing Vamps and maybe just vamps in general focusing mainly on Alucard. I know Hellsing vampires are rather eldritchian in how their biology works, this being most true of Alucard, however I want to focus on their teeth.

Alucard has lived for centuries, and I know he can shape-shift and I know his teeth seems to shift based on his emotions and whatever the hell he's doing at the time, this sort of suggests Alucard doesn't generally have control over how his teeth appears for the most part. Like he does, but if he's pissed off enough, his teeth will appear far sharper and more monsterous as a result of that anger.

Having said that, I always think about how Alucard's teeth are generally speaking quite sharp, including his fangs. Teeth do wear down with time, and while yes it's entirely possible Alucard's shape-shifting negates the wear and tear expected after centuries of life; I give the hypothesis that the shape-shifting doesn't actually negate the damage done over time, and Alucard, much like a shark, periodically shed his teeth. This most often probably happens to his canines, and likely doesn't happen all at once. Most likely what happens is he will find a loose tooth, pull it out in which case due to his rather fast regenerative abilities, a new tooth almost immediately takes its place.

Now this is all speculative, but it does make sense to me that when Alucard's teeth start to become dull, they will straight up fall out and be replaced by new ones. Like I imagine sometimes what will happen that he will bite something (or someone), and he will just find a tooth having fallen out. I imagine this was probably kind of disturbing the first time it happened but he's grown used to it, and that some teeth fall out more regularly than others.

It's an interesting concept, because my other theory would be that his teeth are essentially always growing and he does geniunely need to find ways to wear them down lest his fangs get too long. Either theory is fascinating in my eyes.

#vladcard #enjoy my rambles #hellsing #alucard hellsing #alucard #vampire biology #alucard headcanons #hellsing headcanons #Alucard's biology is very fascinating to me and I do want to do more with it #i just have no idea where to fucking start #so have this hypothesis on Alucard's dental plan

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brother-emperors · 7 months

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like, I'm old school web comic culture, I like handmade zines that are stapled, I just want to make comics and tell stories and the ranking system of the popular webcomic sites exhaust me to my core, which is why I like tumblr. I want to draw sulla wound fingering crassus and not think about the metrics.

#that said i'm a pretty avid reader of korean webcomics and chinese webnovels when i have the money for it #unfortunately i have not had the money for that kind of thing in like. six years RIP #its part of why i dont really plan to paywall my stuff. i want to like. connect somehow. and thinking about a historical fiction comic #in terms of 'is this something someone will pay for?' over 'this is something i FELT in my BONES' kills me #and i do not mean that as an exaggeration. for like two years i was an art industry artist and it did serious critical infrastructure damag #to me. i do commissions and freelance gigs to pay the bills but all i want to do is draw comics #and hopefully! i will make comics that people will want to support through patreon or something like that!#because i would love to not think about trying to pay my bills with this but unfortunately i have student loans #also eventually i would like health insurance. tbh. or actually. dental insurance.

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nobodysdaydreams · 1 month

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