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Rewatched spongebob movie 2004 yesterday. Im so normal about Dennis yall.
#spongebob squarepants#the spongebob squarepants movie#the spongebob squarepants movie dennis#spongebob dennis#dennis the hitman#the spongebob squarepants movie fanart#spongebob fanart#he can totally step on me
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shoutout the the hitman at the Denny's in New York who shot the man sitting next to me and got all his blood in my pancakes. The employees didn’t even give me a refund because it was your fault not theirs
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Dennis o hare pleas of emotions towards joe mantello is actually something that can be so personal.
#the juxtaposition between him jumping so the sea water doesnt touch his shoes to him on his knees begging#gay hitman for the italian mob whos Enraptured by an Italian journialist who already is taken like best dennis o hare character yet#ahs talk tag
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A cinematic shot of Joe Strummer on the set of Alex Cox's 1987 film 'Straight To Hell' film in Almeria, Spain.
Along with Courtney Love, Sy Richardson and Dick Rude, Joe starred as a hitman in this parody of spaghetti westerns which also featured cameos by Dennis Hopper, Grace Jones, Elvis Costello, Edward Tudor-Pole, Kathy Burke and Jim Jarmusch. The film was a commercial flop and drew mostly negative reviews but it gained a cult film status.
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Hi.......OC QUESTIONS RAPID FIRE ATTACK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (all optional) (jic you're not ready to reveal things yet) (or just don't know yet lol)
Do Barb and Midi like to do those cheesy exercise show things together?
Does Barb and/or Midi show up on Mike's show often?
Midi and Mike were built by the same person, so have they known each other their whole life? What's their friendship like? How did they meet barb (I don't know if she was also made by the same person)?
Heartbreaker used to be the like, housewife robot thing. What made her the killer robot she is now?
How did H.B. meet Barb? does Bitz know? If he ever finds out, would he hold a grudge because Barb is friends with Midi and Mike?
Why doesn't Bitz like them? What finally made him go after Midi (if that drawing was canon)?
What does Dennis do? I know he made Bitz and Possibly H.B. (I think you implied it in some tags) to help around, but for what? Does he make robots so he doesn't feel so lonely?
What inspired Bitz to come up with Screws Loose? was H.B. on board with the idea at first?
Does Mike ever watch Screws Loose? If so, how does he feel about when Bitz makes fun of him and his own show? Does he ever poke fun at Bitz on his show? Does Bitz hatewatch Mike's show, or can he just NOT stand it?
What do your bots do in their free time or when they're just bored?
Feel free to take as much time as you want to answer, I know I asked a lot of questions lol :3c
ALRIGHT THIS IS ALOT I'll answer Most but not all of em ☝️ i wasn't expecting anyone to send this much LOL
ok here we go
- "Do Barb and Midi like to do those cheesy exercise show things together?"
Oh yes absolutely LOL they'd do it for the fun of it
- "Does Barb and/or Midi show up on Mike's show often?"
Sometimes! But they usually just stick to being a part of his audience during their free time
- "Midi and Mike were built by the same person, so have they known each other their whole life? What's their friendship like? How did they meet barb (I don't know if she was also made by the same person)?"
all 3 were built by the same people, one after the other, and they consider themselves to be like "childhood" friends (since they were all being developed around the same time)
- "Heartbreaker used to be the like, housewife robot thing. What made her the killer robot she is now?"
She was made to follow orders, shes simply just doing what Bitz is telling her to do, that being his personal bodyguard/hitman. She doesn't feel much empathy towards anyone she doesn't know on a personal level (Most of the time), so the job doesn't really bother her
- "How did H.B. meet Barb? does Bitz know? If he ever finds out, would he hold a grudge because Barb is friends with Midi and Mike?"
Barb got to participate on the show at one point as a contestant! He wanted to experience all sorts of challenges they had to offer, that is how they met. They started talking soon after the episode aired (and yes Barb made it out just fine lmao).
Bitz did not know about Barb's connections with the other bots til later, I think he would be Very upset if he found out HB had associations with her in secret
- "What does Dennis do? I know he made Bitz and Possibly H.B. (I think you implied it in some tags) to help around, but for what? Does he make robots so he doesn't feel so lonely?"
Dennis originally wanted to go into the medical field but he ended up getting more into robotics instead. As soon as he was on his own he wanted to create his own assistants to help take care of his place while he was doing his own thing. (which was basically uh, being a NEET. atleast for that time)
Bitz was made to carry, crush, and destroy junk. He was created with the idea of being a robot garbage disposal 💀
HB was built to cook and clean, basic housekeeper duties or whatever Dennis told her to do. shrimple as that 🦐
- "What inspired Bitz to come up with Screws Loose? was H.B. on board with the idea at first?"
The show had actually existed before Bitz was around (albeit alot more tame) Mike was the original host! At some point he wanted to do other things. The studio was worried that without a robot host the show would drop in ratings, as that was an important aspect of it. But soon after Mike moved on, they ended up finding and hiring Bitz and HB almost instantaneously (not like they rlly had a choice LOL)
It was always Bitz's dream to be on tv, and HB was def on board as long as it provided them with a roof over their heads
- "Does Mike ever watch Screws Loose? If so, how does he feel about when Bitz makes fun of him and his own show? Does he ever poke fun at Bitz on his show? Does Bitz hatewatch Mike's show, or can he just NOT stand it?"
They both work for the same network so they do get a glimpse of each other's shows. and ofc they both make fun of eachother as well 👍 Mike doesn't mind the insults, if anything he finds it really funny LOL meanwhile Bitz takes any sort of tease towards him to heart 😭 I can def see him hatewatching alot out of boredom, and turning it off as soon as he gets too mad.
#thank u for the questions this took almost 2 hours to type#i might edit this to be under a readmore later#thisis so much 😭 augh#oc#long post
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Migas: Who do you think would win in a fight to the death between IHOP and Denny's?
Kazu: I'd say Denny's. IHOP is where kids sometimes have birthday parties. Denny's is where I'd go to meet a hitman.
Migas: I'm on board with that logic.
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Princess Dennis and Pirate Captain Charlie. Mob boss Dennis and Hitman Charlie. Outlaw Bandit Charlie and Rich heir Dennis. Cowboy Charlie Saloon Owner Dennis. Hotel manager Dennis Ghost Charlie. Accountant Charlie Stripper Dennis-
#IM GOING INSANE#THINKING#THINKING MANH THOUGHTS#I’m not feeling normal#charden#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds
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(sorry aroace spongebob fans i just want to see the statistics on spongebob ships)
#spongebob squarepants#i tried to stick to the ones that ive seen other people actually ship but i know i skew the data every day#my fault for being the only spongetuna and kennybob shipper in existence :/#the armorabs democratic process
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AGENTS ROUNTREE AND FATIMA ARE AMBUSHED WHILE SEARCHING FOR KILBRIDE, AND THEY LEARN THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE TEAM HAS A HEFTY BOUNTY ON THEIR HEAD, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” MONDAY, JAN. 2
This Episode Is the Conclusion to the Three-Hour Special “NCISverse” Crossover Event with “NCIS” and “NCIS: Hawai’i”
“A Long Time Coming” – Agents Rountree and Fatima are ambushed while searching for Kilbride, who has been MIA, and they learn that every member of the team has a hefty bounty on their head. The NCIS team must save Agent Rountree and find Kilbride while every cartel, hitman, gang and psychopath hunts them down, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, Jan. 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+.* NCIS stars Gary Cole, Wilmer Valderrama and NCIS: HAWAI’I stars Vanessa Lachey and Yasmine Al-Bustami guest star in the episode, which is the conclusion to the three-episode crossover event with NCIS and NCIS: HAWAI’I.
REGULAR CAST:
Chris O’Donnell
(Special Agent G. Callen)
LL COOL J
(Special Agent Sam Hanna)
Linda Hunt
(Operations Manager Henrietta “Hetty” Lange)
Daniela Ruah
(Special Agent Kensi Blye)
Eric Christian Olsen
(NCIS Investigator Marty Deeks)
Medalion Rahimi
(Special Agent Fatima Namazi)
Caleb Castille
(Special Agent Devin Rountree)
Gerald McRaney
(Retired Admiral Hollace Kilbride)
GUEST CAST:
Gary Cole
(NCIS Special Agent Alden Parker)
Wilmer Valderrama
(NCIS Special Agent Nicholas “Nick” Torres)
Vanessa Lachey
(NCIS Special Agent Jane Tennant)
Yasmine Al-Bustami
(NCIS Agent Lucy Tara)
Kavi Ramachandran Ladnier
(NCIS Reserve Agent Shyla Dahr)
Lesley Boone
(Nina Barnes)
Maya Stojan
Jose Pablo Cantillo
Stephen Mendel
(Morgan Miller)
(Pierce)
(Jimmy McCann)
WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
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Started playing Pony Town and i find it fun.
Fictional characters ive made in Pony Town- GO!—
Dennis - The Spongebob Movie
I have scared off few spongebob ponies, and qhen i saw a spongebob or patrick ponis i will pull This guy out, watch out for me in the global and indonesian server, i am very dangerous.
John Rambo - First blood
Can you tell i tried SO HARD to make him— he look very edgy but lovely, also such shame theres no bandana </3
80s Action Hero - Plants vs Zombie Battle for Neighborville
I made him very swag, i wish theres a bow and once again bandana acessory itll be so much better, he looks lovely
T800 - The Terminator
Didnt gave him pants because me and my friend thought itll be funny—
I wish more people recognize these 80s action movie character i made lol, its a bummer xD
I keep asking ppl where is john/sarah connor with this its very silly
Thanm you for reading i may add more when i make more fictional fellas, ill try making more from obscure or no-longer-popular character
#pony town#pony town game#dennis the hitman#spongebob movie#the terminator#t800#john rambo#first blood#rambo#plants vs zombies battle for neighborville#plants vs zombies#80s action hero#pvzbfn
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the SpongeBob SquarePants movie Dennis backstory
the SpongeBob SquarePants movie Dennis backstory.
the movie begin at the first film Dennis survived the boat and find a way back to Bikini Bottom he looked at the city
dennis: I couldn't save him in time they wasn't nice to her they hurt her they hurt me
Dennis angry took off his hat and his jacket
dennis: they took her away from me! As Dennis stood there, his anger grew stronger. He clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, determined to seek revenge for the ones who had taken his loved one away. He knew he had to find a way to make them pay.
Dennis began to flashback to the events that led him to this point. He remembered his life before becoming a hitman for the evil Plankton. He was once a simple fish, living a peaceful life in Bikini Bottom. But everything changed when he met her - the love of his life, a beautiful and kind-hearted fish named Daisy.
Daisy was a waitress at the Krusty Krab, always serving customers with a smile. Dennis fell head over heels for her, and they quickly became inseparable. They dreamed of a future together, filled with love and happiness.
But their happiness was short-lived. One day, a group of thugs entered the Krusty Krab, causing chaos and destruction. They targeted Daisy, mistreating her and causing her immense pain. Dennis, unable to protect her in time, watched helplessly as they took her away.
Filled with grief and rage, Dennis vowed to find those responsible and make them pay for what they had done. He left Bikini Bottom, searching for any clue that could lead him to his beloved Daisy. Along the way, he encountered Plankton, who promised him the power and resources he needed to exact his revenge.
Dennis agreed to work for Plankton, becoming his loyal hitman. He honed his skills, becoming a formidable force to be reckoned with. But deep down, his only motivation was to find Daisy and bring her back.
Now, standing in Bikini Bottom once again, Dennis was determined to uncover the truth and avenge Daisy's suffering. He knew that the path ahead would be treacherous, but he was willing to do whatever it took to bring justice to those who had hurt them.
With a newfound determination, Dennis put his hat and jacket back on, ready to embark on his mission. He knew that the road ahead would be filled with danger and challenges, but he was prepared to face them all. The SpongeBob SquarePants movie would now witness the rise of Dennis, a man driven by love and fueled by revenge.
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Demons’ lamb
(Curtis Everett, Steve Rogers, Ari Levinson, Andy Barber, Ransom Drysdale, Dennis Baker, Jake Jensen, Lloyd Hansen)
Ongoing Series
12 minutes （preserum Steve/reader,Nomad Steve/reader, CA1!Steve/reader, Endgame Steve/reader ）POLYAMORY
Part 1
The Viking Era POLYAMORY
Part 1|Part 2|
Mechanic AU POLYAMORY
Part 1|
Hitman AU
Part1|Part2 |
Drabbles Series
Brothers Trio au
Part 1|Part2|
DILF HP AU
Gryffindor & Hufflepuff
Slytherin
Ravenclaw
Character Cards
Unholy thought
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Your thoughts on Dennis the Hitman??
oh uh
you know.
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SUPRISE!! ANOTHER EXCERPT BECAUSE ICE ACTUALLY BEEN WRITING!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO
James, having a normal one :)
"He was fine, and it would be fine. What’s the worst that could happen? The legal offices get so tired of his evasion they send out a mafia style hitman to break a few bones and then throw him into the Thames. Actually that might not be the worst, at least then everyone’s happy and the problem is resolved.
The water was too cold to use.
Decidedly ignoring the fact it was only 7pm, he decided maybe time for bed where hopefully the aforementioned hitman would break in and either murder him in his sleep or fall hopelessly in love on sight and vow to protect him, starting a new life together on the run.
He was fine."
oh james. he gets put in so many situations all the time huh.
this one takes us all the way back to the very first chapter! and the first thing you will one day read, probably years from now, when i finally have the time to work on this again. sob. ANYWAY.
"Vanessa doesn’t ask them to prove it. There really is no other explanation for the spontaneous disappearance and reappearance of her friends, and besides, if they were pulling a prank or trying for an alternate explanation she’s sure they’d come up with something far worse. Like trying to convince her that Dennis has an affliction that makes him occasionally invisible. Sort of plausible, but nonetheless not the truth. She takes her cardigan and goes home and sleeps on it and wakes up the next morning half convinced it was all an elaborate dream.
It is not an elaborate dream. It is, in fact, reality.
Cool and fine. Vanessa is not freaking out."
#vanessa <3#wip line game#vanessa is my GIRL in the ttau. she's everything to me#i swear to god i will finish this fic. school is almost done and i'll be able to breathe soon#and get back to time travel shenanigans#we're nearing the 1 year mark of me actually starting to write this too and that's a little scary to think about actually lol#i might even go back to the same summer job which is. Has Anything Really Changed if i'm still secretly writing time travel au#in the notes app of a [city]-issued work laptop in [building] as a [generic job description]#life is a circle!#anyway the character growth. chapter 1 has vanessa learning about time travel and stuff#and chapter 10 involves -many illegal activities -poor flirting attempts -a badass ferret -jordan and sybil from the ashopocalypses#and more!
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from the weird questions for writers: 1, 3, 10, 23, 27. from the one before that: 2, 11, 15, 39, 47. i mean i already mostly know the answers but ... lmao
OH BOY.
Weird questions for writers:
1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?
The font I use during drafts depends on narration! libaw = Arial, TDL = Courier New, anything in third person = Times. For a final version I usually switch to Times regardless of project.
3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?
Get coffee
Open laptop
Open documents
Put on music/a background video
Write
Honestly I feel like the most/only cursed aspect of this very standard ritual is that more writing = more coffee, lmao. I can write 8k words in a day... but at what cost?
10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?
Being haunted by something, to me, means not being able to forget about it, so you carry it with you - often to an extent that it becomes a part of you. Pieces of writing that truly haunt me have lived in my head rent-free for years. When it's my writing, I barely go a day without those pieces crossing my mind, and I often have a bittersweet relationship with them.
My own writing: "Sixteen Minutes" and Life in Black and White, mostly, as well as one other document that's connected to Life in Black and White but that I haven't shared with anyone. It's technically untitled, but I call it "to the moon."
Not my writing: Shutter Island by Dennis Lehane, Othello, the poem "Good Bones" by Maggie Smith, Wuthering Heights... I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.
I write everywhere and anywhere, but the most common ones: in my bed with my lamp on, surrounded by a bunch of blankets and pillows, my cat, and with music or a video playing in the background. On the morning bus listening to EDM. On the evening train listening to EDM or a story playlist. In a coffee shop with a latte bowl and my music.
27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?
Gabriel, hands down, because he's the most complex character I've ever written and it's very important to me to get his portrayal right. Easier said than done, as the last 14.5 years of work can attest to. Also just like, the... the reptilian-brained life choices on this man. Jesus Christ.
OC development asks:
2. Which ocs are most likely to be caught eating cheese at 3 am?
libaw: Daphne, Katie, Gabriel, in that order. You'd think it'd be Jeff, but he (mostly) "doesn't do" cheese.
TDL: not applicable lol. I feel like Hitman sometimes eats honey buns at random hours in the morning though.
supernova: Seven (deuteragonist), Romy (protag's lab colleague)
Velocity: Jackie (T.J.'s mom). Jackie is by far the most "eats cheese at 3am" character I have.
11. which ocs have to be reminded to take breaks?
Gabriel (libaw), Spencer (supernova; "what's a break?"), sometimes Jackie (velocity) but less so as the story progresses, T.J. (velocity), Harvin (velocity).
15. which ocs are too self-sacrificial?
GABRIEL AND SPENCER (side note, I'm laughing at how many things they have in common in these questions because they are so radically different as people). Seven (Supernova) selectively (ie. has a specific allegiance). Also Jenna to an extent, Daphne for certain people and in certain situations, Isabelle (libaw) to an extent, sometimes Catricia (libaw) when it comes to her patients because she gets overly involved. Wouldn't describe anyone in TDL as self-sacrificial because it's basically a matter of survival to not be in their case.
39. which ocs set multiple alarms? which only need one? which don’t set alarms at all?
Multiple alarms: Spencer (Supernova) increasingly throughout the story, Gabriel (libaw) because he's on Seroquel.
One alarm: Jenna (libaw), Romy (Supernova), everyone in TDL because they're always woken up in the morning lol.
No alarms: Jeff (libaw) because he's a morning person who randomly wakes up at the asscrack of dawn despite frequently going to bed late.
47. Which ocs use the “wrong” dishes for things purely to spite others who can’t stand it? (like drinking coffee off a plate)
Jeff lmao. "Relaaaaax, Killjoy, I'm just yanking your chain." s/o to the time he was high on dilaudid and drinking beer out of a straw.
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Also, Ophelia and Denny for the bingo?
Yesss, yessssss! Good...
Denny:
I know Denny's commonly perceived as a nobody coward, but he's still part of the family and runs an entire hitman operation. He's got an entire business going. He's got self preservation in the face of a scarily strong foe. He was doing fairly well for himself before cratering on that building. Even if he doesn't have super gun powers, he's not to be discounted.
Ophelia:
I love Ophelia's kind of duality with the protagonist, where they both have the same moves as each other but are faced against each other. She cares about him in her roundabout way! She wants him to come back and stop his rampage! She's just wrapped up in the whole family business, running an empire, being a little evil due to the nature of her work. Yknow how it goes.
Thank you for sending these asks, they've been fun c:
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