hello same anon. Yes lmao that was exactly what I was thinking about too.

Also imagining Sam trying out dating other people and on first dates, he’s thinking ‘:/ okay but how long do we have to spend on small talk why can’t we skip to the part where you’re my other half and I’d trust you with my soul’ which probably ends with him getting a reputation of being Way Too Intense for a high schooler(?) (idk at what age people start dating I’m ace and never cared.) Point is that he’s routinely disappointed by his dates Not Being Lucifer until he comes to terms with the fact that he should probably skip the hassle and actually commit to making out with the devil in his head.

(Sam and his invisible devil boyfriend. I’m sure Dean & John would be very normal about this. There’s no way this could go wrong for Sam.)

SO REAL. He enjoys having friends & leading his little groups but whenever he goes on dates/gets kissed/etc he’s just thinking about Lucifer watching them which is not how that’s supposed to go, he’s pretty sure. Eventually he just starts turning them down and going to the movies “by himself” <333