people exploring Karkat trauma related to drones in regards to his blood color and how that affects physical touch for him in their fics save me… save me people exploring Karkat trauma related to drones in regards to his blood color and how that affects physical touch for him in their fics.. people exploring Karkat trauma related to drones in regards to his blood color and how that affects physical touch for him in their fics…

Inspired by chapter four of Until you have a reason to by @ooppo ! :3

rose for this meme to get myself to draw hehe 💜 the middle one felt a bit like an evil artstyle challenge, but i think she turned out cute enough— all roses are good roses!

btw you can still send me asks on here if you have any requests for these!!

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EVIL FUCKED UP KARKAT..HEH...JUST A LOOK INTO MY SICK AND TWISTED MIND...

have u read

Thoroughbred - egomaniac - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]

literally my #1 fave most beloved dvkt fic heheh thanks for the opening! ive been itching for the chance to recc it (even dvkt antis 🫵 ur gonna like this one kisskiss give it a chance)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Implied/Referenced Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam Characters: Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider, Beta Kids (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Language Barrier, Xeno, culture clash, Wildly gratuitous deep-dives into xenosociology and linguistics ahoy, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Did i make a glossary of which alien noises map to which human 'oh' 'aw' and 'uh' sounds, yes i did and I'd do it again!!!, i cannot be stopped Series: Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird

Summary:

“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”

You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.

“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.

I hope nobody is tired of reading incredibly self-indulgent “what if trolls were like 400% more alien” culture clash fic, because I’m sure not tired of writing it lmao

i am cringe but i am free

Happy New Year! ✨ Starting off 2023 with some winter college davekat ❄

some davesolkats i’ve been doodling over the holiday break!

does anyone else have a to do list that includes shit like:

leave nice comment on [davekat] fic

queue more [davekat] posts on tumblr

do laundry [think about davekat laundry scene]

buy groceries

tweet "is it the middle of february yet" to try and manifest an early hs2 update

i want to know what timeline this person is living in

The Worst Goddamn Movies Ever Fucking Made by Writerbot

OH BOY. 26 chapters and above 20,000 words of pure unbridled storytelling and actually amazing story building that’s also really fucking funny. I this one goes in my favorites list, on god. In celebration of my 69th post im not putting this on queue. I actually had an asthma attack while I was laughing at this (warning ppl who have severe or hard to control asthma; watch out lol) ANYWAY PLEASE READ THIS ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND HAS A AMAZING STORY BUILDING AND THE AUTHOR HAS THE CHARACTERS PERSONALITIES DOWN PAT 👍

TW: Implied/referenced child abuse, lots of blood, panic attacks, etc (READ THE TAGS ON THE WORK!!)

also spoiler alert (which is to suspected from every fic I recommend) this one is slow burn. Like everything else I read I guess

(also some really cool art is mentioned and click on all the links please it’s worth your time)

chapter 13 wow magical

happy dove strider sunday ❤️

like im thinking about how that one time it got pointed out that rose is considered “fashionable” when she literally put on a goth nightgown and tied a scarf around it. and dave is considered “messy/undignified” when hes the guy who immediately alchemized like 5 different suits and worse them all even though it was sweltering.

and then im comparing that to how rosemary are always getting portrayed as ‘refined dignified lesbian moms’ when kanaya is the awkwardest character in the whole comic, wore her pajamas to her first date; and rose got blackout drunk from nerves over that very event (and yet dave was still the one who had to tell her it was even a date). rose kissed kanaya for the first time and immediately fell down a flight of stairs.

meanwhile davekat take years to get their shit together, but once they do they HAVE it together, theyre both comfortable and sweet with each other, and dave takes the first fucking opportunity to give john a whole spiel on his thoughts about comphet and heteronormativity. for fucks sake, karkat vantas is the universe’s biggest romance buff. he’s obsessed with traditional dates and love stories. what about that screams “oh theyre the absolute opposite of rosemary, instead of being refined and dignified they fight over pizza and throw chips at each other”.

like im not saying they DONT fight over pizza! im sure they DO because they think it’s funny and they also hate each others guts! and im not saying rosemary DONT do each others makeup or outfits.

im just saying like... we should get rid of the idea that rosemary are smart or dignified and ‘know what theyre doing’. rose played pretend at therapist the same way dave played pretend at being an internet coolguy. theyre both just actually idiots irl. and if anyone is gonna give your fave the gay talk it would be one of the striders, not rose. rose will just make fun of you for your gayness without being helpful in the slightest.

I wish I could write again bc I would love to post this chapter so people can finally see all the art I did for it months ago 😭

I like tumblr because i can talk about really niche fan content and ideas for a fandom without sounding insane, such as i never liked when what-if-do-whatever-tf-you-want homestuck fics would make dave a director and karkat and actor karkat is a producer and writer and dave is an actor