"You say that about everything, Hoarder Wizard."

Namira: "They don't want you to know this but you can drink your own—"

Meridia, putting a hand over Namira's mouth: "Yeah I also don't want us to know that."

Hey guys, you wanna see something funny?

In 2016 a guy drew (and redrew later in 2019) this:

Then apparently during the covid times some Bad People started using the comic to have unapproved opinions, so he added this below it:

An added note on 2021-05-09: Multiple disingenuous bad actors have stolen the above comic, cropped off the attribution at the bottom, and shared it as part of science-denying, conspiracist, and frankly evil agendas, particularly in anti-vax circles. Let it be known in no uncertain terms that CrustaceanSingles thoroughly and unequivocally condemns the anti-vax movement, its ideas, and every last ignorant, selfish, reckless person who espouses them. Such people are callously endangering the lives of disabled and immunocompromised people including the author of this comic.

In case you were wondering how deep can cognitive dissonance go

Agustin to Julieta. 

#Repost @crustaceansingles ・・・ Best wishes for a very happy new yarrr from me and me crew to you and yours. ——— #CrustaceanSingles #comics #webcomics #comic #webcomic #newyear #newyears #newyearsday #newyear2019 #2019 #happynewyear #happynewyear2019 #pirate #pirates #newyarrr #pun #puns #pirate #pirates #mutineerbay https://www.instagram.com/p/BsGZlkSDh9x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ic2h35gnrqrs

Source: @crustaceansingles #ominouspositivity

Still here. Gonna be okay. Seeing the doctor again on Wednesday. Haven't heard from the therapy referral people. Never did start Buspar back up, adding extra depression to this just seems like asking for trouble. This is my last full week of having any humans nearby who care. I'm preparing for a move of my own, eventually. But first I want to actually move in to the place I've lived for seven years, and make it a home before I leave. #StratteraDiaries (image from @crustaceansingles ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUD1GDzvWBq/?utm_medium=tumblr

And now for the musical equivalent of my drawings. (I don't know what the volume will be like on your device, but it does get pretty loud on mine so, uh, be prepared for that.)

Classic case of "drew a stick figure in a jar & couldn't bear to let it go to waste".