if ea nasir has a million fans, then i'm one of them if ea nasir has one fan, then i'm that fan if ea nasir has no fans, that means i'm dead bless this man who sucked at his job (i will keep drawing niche history memes until i cark it)

did someone already make the sumerian copper tongue joke?

Iykyk

He looks like he'd keep your complaint tablets for decoration of that one time he sold you bad copper ingots.

My mate: “Given how much this meme has popped up in my friends circle, I am beginning to wonder whether the parallel to "How often do men think of the Roman Empire" is "How often do queer people think of Ea-nāṣir and his substandard shipment of copper".

Well-played, sir. Well-played.

My dear friend @arinrowan sent me this card that is a translation of the infamous Ea-Nasir copper complaint letter.

The post office ate the corner.

So obviously it needed to be framed. There’s two different copper background, glitter and shiny, and I painted the frame copper. Badly, of course. 😂

none of my byzantium posts get any traction. it’s always the boring ass relatable stuff that goes viral. but I will change that. I will make some detail of Byzantium an Ea-Nasir-level pointless historical meme. all shall give an ingroup chuckle at the name of, idk, Empress Irene!

Ummm, Happy new year guys, I'll try to be more active around my socials this year. This is a piece I've made through last year to test my skills as an artist

Can't believe that my fucking train is once again running 1 hour late because someone stole all the fucking copper from the railway line like omg stoooppp why are u so silly ahah stop making this prank it's too epic ahahah

Hey I'm the one who gifted the Ea Nasir checkmark, so glad you like it! I was worried it would come across creepy, but I just happened to see your tag and I've been there, so I thought I'd pay some of my good fortune forward. I hope you enjoy it! (No reply needed.)

heyyy I hope it's ok that I'm replying after all, just wanted u to know that I didn't find it creepy at all, instead I was more surprised that apparently there's people that like this blog enough to spend money on it 😭 basically it's like

weird but big thing about the BTAU I decided on at work today is that Hanse Davion makes Chrisjen's blood just fucking boil for some reason

nobody knows why the old lady hates this man from pretty damn far away both geographically and politically, but everyone knows who'd be walking out if you put 'em in a room together

I don't know how I didn't pull this joke from Tumblr but y'all need to see it.

okay guys the blorbo thing is super fun i love participating in it but im gonna draw a hard fucking line in the sand and say if i see anyone calling real life people their Historical Blorbos and then name anne frank as a first example i will block on sight