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ghosts-post · 8 months
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Yandere farmer x sheep hybrid reader
Yan farmer that's absolutely obsessed with your wool. Takes excellent care of it. Even the slightest spec of dirt means you're getting a bath.
Both weeps with joy and sadness when its summer time and the weather gets warmer knowing he has to sheer your wool. On one hand he gets to collect your wool and do as he pleases with it. On the other hand you will no longer need to spend as much time with him because your wool will no longer need help being managed.
Does have other hybrids on his farm but you are the only one that's allowed into his home. And by allowed he means necessary to come in at least once a day but will always drag you into his house at night. Why would he let you sleep with the other sheep hybrids when you could be sleeping with him?
One time he accidentally mixed up the bag that had your wool with everyone else's and ended up donating it for people to use in crafts, clothes, etc. Cried about it for over a week.
He's actually extremely strong seeing as he does manual labor around the farm everyday. Can and will pick you up when you aren't being compliant with him.
If you are a type of sheep that grows horns he makes sure those are perfect as well. Will wax them and make sure nothing happens to them. He freaked out the one time your horns got stuck in the fence and ended up destroying the fence so he didn't have to cut them. Yes he knows they'll grow back but you'd just look so wrong without them being completely there!
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Yan farmer: your wool is so perfect. Every curl sits just right on you. How is that possible?
Sheep hybrid reader, who just sat through hours of yan farmer brushing their wool: *blank stare*
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Yan farmer, holding a bucket: its time for milking!
Sheep hybrid reader: you mean the cows right?
[Yan farmer's smile slowly widens]
Sheep hybrid reader, sweating: y-you mean the cows right???
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ghosts-post · 8 months
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How would you feel about yandere farmer x cow reader? I think it would be cool, especially with a highland cow reader.
I love highland cows! Here are just a few things I can see my yandere farmer doing with a highland cow darling also you get to learn his name!
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Just like with a sheep darling, yan farmer would be obsessed with keeping their darlings hair/fur(?) clean and prefect at all times. He’ll try different shampoos and conditioners on them until he gets the perfect result along with a scent he likes. Since he isn’t an animal hybrid himself he substitutes scenting you with his own scent for the scent of the shampoo/conditioner. So you’ll never catch him using his darling’s soap with any other animal on his farm. He only wants you to have that smell no one else!
He signed his darling up for a cattle show at a local fair. He thought it would be a great idea to show you off but then got extremely jealous and possessive of you when the judges took an interest in you. You came home with a first place ribbon but he never signed you up again. Too many peoples eyes and hands on you for his liking.
He makes sure you have the very best diet he could possibly afford. And don’t even worry about getting bored of the same food every day for every meal. If it’s for you he’d change it up as many times as he needs to please you.
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Yan farmer: The weather is getting colder and winter is approaching you know what that means love!
Cow darling: Colton seriously I’m fine with being in the barn with the rest of the animals. I’m literally breed for winter!
Yan farmer, frowning: But I’m not! How am I supposed to stay warm without you?? I need you fur and body warmth or I won’t survive the winter!
Cow darling: You literally having a space heater in your bedroom. I’ve seen it!
Yan farmer, with fake tears in his eyes: so you’ll let me die?
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Yan farmer, dragging out like ten different shampoos and brushes: It’s bath time love!
Cow darling, hiding on the farthest side of the pasture already knowing what day it is: please don’t find me this time. Please don’t find me this time. Please don’t find-
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Cow darling: ugh my hair keeps getting in my eyes
Yan farmer already rummaging for bows, hair ties, and hair scissors: I can help with that!
Cow darling: fuck no. The last time you helped cut my hair you kept it like a creep.
Yan farmer: hair tie it is!
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ghosts-post · 8 months
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I just know it would drive yandere farmer insane if highland cow reader was down for all the grooming and care they give them but really loves going to those competitions. Imagine they love feeling accomplished by these completions and beg yandere farmer to let them keep doing them. Would yan farmer be willing to let them go again?
Colton would be upset but begrudgingly let you go seeing how happy it makes his darling. He’d love the part before the competitions! Getting to groom you, make sure you smell nice, make sure your fur/hair was perfect, getting to style it and put you in outfits he likes on you? Well that’s a dream come true! But having the judges and audience see his darling like that??? And then they touch you, he nearly throws a fit every time but holds it in knowing if he messed up your chances of winning you’d avoid him for however long until he was practically on his hands and knees begging you to give him even the slightest glance.
But the smile you have after the competition and the way you cling to him in celebration of your winning ribbon. It almost makes all the stress and jealousy worth it because at the end of the day you cling to him not them. And what’s better then making his darling smile? I mean he could think of one other thing he’d find better but this is pretty damn close.
If his darling gets too into the attention of others instead of just feeling accomplished by these competitions and happy with how they look however it’s going to be a much harder battle to get him to agree. Why do you want the attention of these random farmers and judges when you can have all his attention for free? Is he not doing enough? Does he need to get rid of his other farm animals? He’d do it if that meant you’d pay attention to him and not want attention from others. Hell he’d even steal first place ribbons from those competitions and make his own at home competitions forcing his other farm animals do be the audience if it meant you’d no longer want the attention from others.
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[cow darling patiently sitting through the hours of preparation before the competition]
Colton: I’m done! Don’t you just look perfect?
Cow darling: Think it’ll be good enough to win the competition?
Colton, pouting: why don’t we just skip it this time? I can get you any colored ribbon you’d like! And then I can pamper you all afternoon! Isn’t that better than some silly competition?
Cow darling pulling out the puppy dog eyes: Please Colton?
Colton holding his chest by his heart with strained voice: get in the car
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Colton on his knees gripping onto cow darlings legs: I said I’m sorry! Please please look at me! Just a quick glance will do! Pleaseeee!
[Cow darling continuing to ignore him]
Colton bawling his eyes out: I’m sorry I threatened that judge after he touched your horns! And I’m sorry I killed him when he did it again! Please just stop avoiding me! You’re killing me!! I’m literally dying!
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ghosts-post · 7 months
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I kinda wanna find out how yandere farmer would react to meeting and falling for bumblebee reader (maybe when they were selling them their leftover honey they made) only to find out later that they are with or at least very close to bear yandere.
This turned out much longer than I initially planned but hey! Hope you enjoy! Tw: drugged and kidnapping
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Immediately hit with the size difference. Bumblebee darling is tiny tiny compared to Colton! If you think you’re small next to bear yan imagine your tiny two foot ass standing next to a six three buff guy! But he loves it! It’s one of the things that makes him fall for you because he has a size kink. If you’re smaller than him or bigger than him it doesn’t matter he just wants a difference. And bumblebee darling is definitely a difference.
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Bumblebee reader that manages to make just a few too many jars of honey that can be finished before it solidifies so they decide that they’d sell it. They’ve seen other bees selling their honey before so surely they could too! They pack up their honey jars in a basket before setting off to find someone to sell them to. Was it a little scary going off on their own after spending so much time with Bern (bear yan) sure but they could do it!
Before long they could see as more and more trees and bushes of the forest faded away and instead they found themselves in front of a wooden fence that divided the fading of the forest and a green grassy pasture filled with different farm animal hybrids. They held their basket just a bit closer to their chest as they took a deep breath flying over the fence with ease. They let of a soft buzz before continuing on going over to one of the farm animals.
“Ah hello! I was wondering if you knew of a town nearby? I have a few extra honey jars and I was looking to sell them!”
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The barn animals lead them over to Colton and that’s how they ended up meeting each other! Colton immediately bought all the honey that bumblebee darling had on them because that boy was smitten immediately. You’re amazing tasting honey only added to his feelings because even if there’s a few ways to get to his heart food is definitely one of them!
He will immediately try to get you to move onto the farm. He has plenty of room in his house! He even has a spare bedroom that you could stay in. You said no? Well what about just one night? One night couldn’t hurt right? Besides it’s already getting dark and you don’t want to get hurt! You’re so small and he’s so big he could protect you!
Quietly celebrates when you say yes because it was in fact getting dark already and you didn’t feel like stumbling your way back into the forest in the dark. Colton leads you into his house and offers you food which he totally didn’t drug with sleeping pills. (He in fact did) and when you’re done with your food you’re confused why you suddenly felt tired and your body felt so sluggish you didn’t think you could move. Colton graciously offers to pick you up and take you to the spare bedroom but you don’t even make if a few feet in his arms before you pass out.
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You groggily opened your eyes after you assumed you had fallen asleep not being able to remember what happened the night before after Colton offered to let you stay in his house for the night. Your body felt heavy like it was full of lead and exhausted despite just waking up from sleep. You went to shift your body a little but found you were unable to move much. Panic immediately set in and you seemed to jolt fully awake as you attempt to sit up. Once in an upright position you could see you were in a small bedroom on a bed much too large for you. You also discovered the reason you couldn’t move. Your hands and legs had been tied to the bed post with little slack only giving you the ability to sit up and lay down.
You could feel your body begin to tremble before the situation even fully registered in your mind but you suddenly froze solid when you heard loud heavy footsteps coming closer and closer to the door before it was pushed open with a soft creek. Standing in the doorway getting bathed in light from the hallway behind him was Colton.
“Ah you’re awake! You had me worried for a moment.” He came into the room carrying a tray with some flowers and different fruits in a bowl. “I got this from my garden. It’s not much but I’m sure it will do for now. I can go to the market later to get you other food if this isn’t what you want. After all I’m here to provide for you!”
You watched stunned and terrified as he came over to the bed and sat down next to you smiling sweetly like you weren’t tied to a bed after being drugged the night before from the same man. You’re voice despite trying to seem strong had a small shake to it. “What have you done? Why am I tied to this bed you need to let me go!”
His smile faltered slightly and he sighed as he set the tray down in your lap. “I’m only helping you, I’m doing what I need to protect you. You’ll understand one day. This is all meant to help, I’m helping you!”
You frowned and couldn’t stop the tears that started to form in the corner of your eyes before slowly dripping down your face. Overwhelmed with fear and sadness a buzzing noise erupted from you unable to make any other noise at the moment. Colton frowned more and gently pet the top of your head his hand basically engulfing your head. You could hear him sniffle trying to keep back his own tears at the sight of you.
“I promise one day you’ll forget all about this. We’ll have an amazing life together and you’ll be so happy. Just give it time.”
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You stayed in that room for a few hours before you heard noise coming from outside the bedroom. Colton had left after feeding you to attend to his farms and said he wouldn’t be back till dinner time so you knew the rustling couldn’t be him. Besides the noises were to light and soft for a man his size. You looked over at the window terrified that something worse would somehow happen to you. Holding your breath you only continue to stare at the window in fright before a very recognizable chubby face appeared looking worried before smiling at you seeing you in the room. It was Bern. A sigh of relief left your mouth and a smile broke out on your face as the little bear pulled open the window and climbed into the room.
Before you could even say a word the door to the bedroom came flying open and Colton ran into the room looking nervous and scared. Not because someone had found you kidnapped and tied to a bed but because he didn’t know what this bear would do to you. He quickly lunged at the bear tackling him to the ground where they started to fight.
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Colton did end up winning the fight but had gotten pretty damaged along the way by Bern’s claws and teeth. He had dragged the unconscious bear out of the room and didn’t come back to you for another hour. Too afraid to ask what happened to your one friend you stayed silent. At least there was no signed of extra blood that wasn’t from their fight. At least not that you could tell.
“Are you okay little bee? Don’t worry I took care of that little problem.”
What were supposed to be reassuring words had the complete opposite affect on you.
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ghosts-post · 7 months
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Yandere Farmer with a neko hybrid darling? A neko hybrid who helps with rat/mice infestation and takes daily wanders around the farm.
Okay okay I know I said I’d be writing and posting for creep yan next but he’s taking me a little bit so have more Colton while I work!
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I like to imagine Colton is allergic to cats, doesn’t matter if they are a full on cat or hybrid that man is going to be sneezing and rubbing his eyes constantly. But also how could he say no when you show up dirty and starving? What is he going to do turn you away? Hell no he’s scooping you up and giving you a nice warm bath and new home.
He would be content with you just taking naps around his house and the farm but the fact you are helping him around the farm by hunting down the over population of rats and mice really won his heart. Praises you for every rodent you catch but if you leave them as gifts on his doorstep or bed he’d be internally freaking out. He finds dead animals really gross. He’d be the type to thank you and act like he likes it but as soon as you walk away he’s gagging and picking it up with maximum two fingers, holding it out as far away from his body as he can and tossing it out the closest window or garbage.
He savors the few times a month he can convince you to sleep in bed with him, even if the next morning he’s waking up with puffy blood shot eyes and feels like he can barely breathe. He loves petting your ears, tail, and head but does need to wash his hands immediately after or his allergies will get worse.
He starts growing cat grass but is a little hesitant to grow cat nip, if you beg and plead for it enough however he will do it. He just takes a bit of convincing.
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[Cat darling placing a huge dead rat at the foot of Colton’s bed as he wakes up]
Colton: AAAHHHhhhhh… I mean I love it… wow so thoughtful… thanks…
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[Colton continuously sneezing and sniffling as he tries not to rub his eyes while the two cuddle on the couch]
Cat darling: Do you want me to move over? It’s getting really bad this time.
Colton: NO! I mean I’m fine! Stay stay I’m good!
[Colton proceeds to pull you even closer to himself]
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ghosts-post · 5 months
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Colton accidently making highland-cow reader cry?
You guys are trying to kill him! What did he ever do to you?
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Colton accidentally being a little too rough with his darling while grooming. He didn’t mean to pull your hair that hard but there was a really bad knot. He was just trying to brush it out.
He freezes up as the first few tears spill from your eyes as he soaks in what he had done. As more tears spill out he drops everything and pulls you into a gentle hug your face in his chest as he starts to hush you. He gently rubs your ears, horns, hair as he whispers sweet comforting words to you. Apology after apology leaving his lips between his comforting words.
He feels absolutely awful for making you cry. How could he do such a thing even if it was on accident. Gently tilts your head up and kisses the remaining tears at the corner of your eyes away, promising to be much gentler next time.
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ghosts-post · 5 months
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(Puppy! Colton + amab farmer darling) 18+
Warnings: gender neutral pronouns but reader has a penis, scratching, begging, humping, drool)
Summary: doggy Colton gives you head
“Please please please,” soft whimpering and whines invade your ears as you stand over your stove trying to cook yourself and Colton a dinner. The task becoming increasingly harder the more Colton edged you on. You could feel his bulge through his pants as he gripped onto your leg in his kneeling position pressing himself into you. His was always extremely clingy when his heat cycles began. His ears were pressed against his head as his tail twitched with every movement you made.
“Please,” he spoke again in a soft voice as his face pressed into your crotch, his hot breath could be felt through your layer of underwear and pants. He let out a low whimper as he gripped your leg harder and began to rub himself against you, humping your leg like the dog he was. He stared up at you practically drooling before pushing your further by licking at your clothed dick that was slowly growing harder the more his behavior kept up.
Fuck did his whines and pleads sound like music to your ears. “Just a little longer pup,” you mumbled and gently rubbed behind his ears making him press into you more. For such a large puppy like himself he was a complete pushover and a constant attention seeker. “Can’t…hurts…” he whined out looking up at you with the biggest puppy eyes known to man. Fuck.
With a sigh you turned off the stove and managed to turn his way. “Be a good boy,” you muttered as you unzipped your pants, pulling them and your underwear just far enough down to expose yourself. Colton’s eyes widened in excitement as he instantly grabbed onto your thighs. His claws digging into your plush skin as his mouth opened up just for you.
His warm breath much closer before he has his mouth wrapped around your length tongue already working on licking every inch he could as he presses his face even closer to your pelvis. Choked moans and whines leaving his mouth as tears prick as his eyes but his tail wags 100mph. He nuzzled his nose into you as he chokes but continues to suck pulling soft grunts of pleasure from your throat.
Dribbles of drool leak from the corners of his mouth as he hollows his cheeks and allows you to tangle your fingers in his hair. “Such a handsome boy,” you mumble as you start to bob his head back and forth. The warm of his mouth and tightness of his throat bringing you closer and closer to your release.
“Just a little longer…good boy…” you moan out as you close your eyes beginning to thrust with his movements. He let out a choked whimper of pleasure as you abused his throat. His hands and nails digging and clawing into your thighs as he holds on for dear life trying to fight back the blobs of tears running down his face. More whines leaving his mouth giving you the hint he was close without even needing to be touched.
You let out a loud groan as you shove his face into your pelvis and release into the back of his throat making him choke and gag. He pulled away quickly after swallowing, coughing as saliva still connects his puffy lips to your dick. You stare down at his fucked out face as he pants noticing the wet spot on his pants crotch.
“Such a handsome boy.”
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ghosts-post · 4 months
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Colton gives love bites. Shows up behind you and gently nips your throat. Nibbles on your ear, covers your chest in his bite marks. Gets really invested when showing you his love but gets embarrassed the next day if he can see them peeking through your clothes. Pretends like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about if you point it out or try to talk to him about it.
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Sheep darling: Colton I think you were a little obsessive over the bites last night. I mean just look! *pulls down Colton’s shirt they are wearing to reveal chest COVERED in bites*
Colton: *face bright red* wasn’t me-
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ghosts-post · 8 months
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Sheep darling and cow darling definitely go through heats and Colton (yan farmer) lives for every moment of it. You will be locked in his house until your heat is over but at least you’re being cared for and helped?
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ghosts-post · 3 months
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Now like every yan Colton gets possessive of you but I mean he gets possessive
To the point he could be classified as feral if someone really pushes it.
Like I had this thought of Colton watching as someone gets progressively more flirty with his darling. He flings his arm around your shoulders bringing you closer to his chest, growling at the person, leaning into you while resting his chin on your head and glaring at the person but none of its working. They keep flirting with you.
And then he just snaps. Lunges at the other person tackling them to the ground. Punch after punch landing on their face. He doesn't stop even when people are yelling at him, even when the person is pleading for them to get off, it's like he's not there. Until he feels his darling gently grab his arm. He stops mid punch and suddenly seems to snap out of whatever trance he was in. Immediately tears fill his eyes because his darling had to witness such violence.
Gets up rubbing at the blood that got on his face. Pulls you into him and shoves his face into your neck whimpering and whispering apologies.
I dunno I just think that's kinda hot
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ghosts-post · 3 months
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Colton with a very cuddly highland cow reader but only to the other animal hybrids as they are fluffy and soft?
The first time Colton sees you cuddling the other hybrids he doesn't think too much of it. Sure it hurt a little but it was also a cold winter day you were probably just cold.
The second time he started to get a little more upset. But still brushed it off.
The third time he approached you. "Y/n why won't you cuddle me like that?" He whined and gently gripped onto you hands squeezing them softly. "What do you mean it's cause I not soft enough!?"
He starts doing research about the softest fluffiest coats and sweaters he could find. It didn't matter to him it they were a soft shade of pink, purple, yellow any color was fine if it meant you'd start leaning into him and going to him for cuddles.
He finds fluffy gloves and hats to wear during the winter to coax you into being by him. At night he brings you into his bed and wrapped you both in the softest blanket he could find.
He just needs you to be cuddling him no one else. Just come find him. If he's not in something soft when you want cuddles he's rushing to strip into something that is.
Please just cuddle this man that's all he wants.
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ghosts-post · 5 months
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Could you post some more Colten with a highland cow reader who hides and runs from him?
Here’s a very little something something! This was an easy enough ask!
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Do you want to make this man cry? Because he will. He will full on bawl his eyes out if his darling hides from him for too long. Desperately trying to figure out what he did wrong to make you run away. Did you not like your food? Was the soap he was using not good enough anymore? Did he not smother you with enough attention? He’ll fix it all! He promises!
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On the other hand if it’s just a game he’d find a lot of joy in it! Especially if when he finds you he’s greeted by your laughter or your arms wrapping around his waist. He’d bring you into the worlds tightest hug and “scold” you for hiding from him but there’s no actual feelings behind those words.
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Colton, looking everywhere for cow darling: y/n? Come out this is going on long enough!
Colton, now starting to panic and hold back his tears voice cracking: y/n?
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Colton quietly approaching you from behind and grabbing onto your hips: gotcha!
Cow darling: *busts into a fit of giggles*
Colton, under his breath: god I love you
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ghosts-post · 7 months
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Yandere farmer (Colton) Master list
sheep darling
highland cow darling
Reaction to cow darling in competitions
Meets bumblebee darling
Cat hybrid darling
Doggy Colton nsfw
Highland cow darling hiding
Highland cow darling accident crying
Colton short description
Possessive
Love bites
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ghosts-post · 3 months
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Nicknames! I love nicknames so here’s some of the nicknames my babies would call their darling!
Colton: honey, poppyseed, and most favorite is darlin
Mac(slasher yan): sweet cheeks and bunny
Aster(alien yan): human, mommy/daddy
Arin (creep yan): sugar, killer
Lolli: love, pumpkin, cutie, lover boy/girl
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ghosts-post · 7 months
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How Colten looks at the judge at highland cow reader's pagent:
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BAHAHA YES 100% YES
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ghosts-post · 6 months
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Trick or treat!!! Not related but I got a potato from trick or treating and I have never been happier
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You're giving off huge Colton vibes so you get Colton!!
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Here's a short description of him!
He's 6'3 I've mentioned this before but I keep forgetting how huge he is. He's also very muscular on his arms but honestly has a little bit of a tummy as well. He's got golden brown eyes and curly/wavy black hair that he puts in a half pony tail to keep his bangs out of his eyes when he's working.
I haven't put too much thought into his clothes but I'd say his casual non work clothes are band tees and jeans.
ALSO he has a tooth gap between his front top teeth because I find it very cute!
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More halloween related! He dressed up as a scare crow for halloween one year and went into town near by to offer free horse rides for younger kids!
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