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iamthetruenhaz · 10 months

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Ah, nothing like the Soviet time capsule that is the campus of the Bulgarian academy of sciences

so I go to the cafeteria under the institute where I work for a morning coffee

And there's this elderly man who looks and sounds like the stereotypical nerd everyone picks on at school, but aged 70. Hunched, glasses, virgin mustache, an annoying whiny voice and all. I was also that kinda nerd at school, I should know.

So the 70 year old nerd just blurts out some grandpa joke like "hehe all them youngsters gotta go into the army hehe". Me thinks he was probably the squad whore back in the day but okay. And then he finishes off with "haha death to Ukraine!"

Granpapi dear, I know it's too much to expect from a senile BAS geezer like you, but don't you realize that if russians come here, you'd be the squad bitch again?

What am I saying, of course you don't. I hope you get a sun stroke next May 9th parading a soviet flag next to that granite monstrosity called the red army memorial.

#bulgaria #bulgarian bootlickers #ukraine #russia #cmon natural lustration do your thing already #personal

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