literally how every dimitrescu fanfic goes (not that im complaining keep them coming 🤭)

it's pathological

Wanted to share one of my sketches

(Im bored asf)

While bunch of clown memes I found on Pinterest

Honestly my taste in any gender.

Sweet dreams are made of these

take me to the clown convention

Clown care in the hot weather

Hello friends!

I thought since the time is finally starting to get insanely hot in Spain, i finally have an excuse to talk about Clown Sheding!! If you live in hotter areas, it's common for most clown breeds to shed their uniforms and grow newer, colder uniforms fit for the hotter climate of summer. It really depends on the breed, the time of year and where you live, this process has a different time for each different situation.

I've seen Honk Honk's ruffles around lately and that's what got me into researching this topic. I've found his ruffles are the first things he sheds in general, also during the springtime, but in the summer they've almost been disposed of completely!! I've also noticed he sleeps a lot more and doesn't joke as often, instead prefering to listen to the soft sounds of circus music and elefants in the background. I talked to various clown doctors (as in, doctors for clowns, we all know clown doctors are prone to diagnosing you with lack of laughter), and they all agree his shedding is making him very tired and eepy. The hotter climates of Spain also change their behaviour, since now activities like juggling or squirting flowers are prefered over other more energy consuming activities like riding an unicycle or body comedy (it depends on the breed: Mimes don't change as much because their behaviour is already pretty calm! Tho they might pretend to melt into an invisible puddle when they're too hot, so be careful!!). So Honk Honk being tired and eepy is normal, specially when the shedding has just begun since it takes a lot of energy for them to change into more appropriate costumes, similar to the processes of invertebrates!

So if you live in a hot area, and your clown has just started shedding, what can you do ? First, leave them some space to shed in peace. They're more tired at this time so they tend to look for calm spaces hidden from view to avoid being hunted, and they might also prefer to have company to feel safe. Their makeup is also going to be runny from sweat, so if you can find some nice, clown specific waterproof makeup for them it would help them feel better. You should also renew the water inside their flowers to help them keep cool (unless your clown, like poor Honkie, is unable to squirt, in which case spraying their wigs with cold water might help). Most important, make jokes for them at this time! They're unable to be funny because their sleepy, so make sure to be the fun of their time to keep their fun energy up while the go through this process. High caloric intake is also important: make sure they eat a good variety of hamburgers, hot dogs and, for the breeds that need it, lots of candy! Party Clowns need a lot of birthday cake and snacks like chips in general so make sure to stack up, they're gonna need it!!

Finally, make sure your clown has a lot of balloons to inflate and transform into stuff in this time, to keep them entertained and also help their minds be exercised so they don't loose mass in their brains from not joking around. Hope this little post was helpful!! If you want to add anything, or expand with other breeds like Fools and Pierrots, definetly do so!!