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lab-trash · 7 months

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So, uh... I may, or may not, be writing a Midam college fic about Adam's friends slowly thinking he's crazy and then learning he's bodying with an archangel.

And it might include Clark Barker, because I'm a huge sucker for that dumbass.

And I was wondering if you would maybe be interested in maybe reading that?

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jvnkless · 7 months

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DA JACKSTERS : A Jack-themed SPN Discord Server!

- 17+ server. if you are 16 or under we can’t let you in. sorry!

- fetishized/romanticized incest (this includes angel pairings) & pedophilic pairings are not allowed. RPF is also a no-go.

- we also have NSFW channels only available to those 18 & older!

we got plenty of channels, few bots (but we are open to suggestions), are very friendly, and just generally wanna have a chill time. mod applications are open!

join here!

channel overview: (plus ppl tagged)

tagged: @13x02 @deathlnthevalley @irondeficientf3r0ck @keistance @dakrapatops @als2726

#jvnk posts #jack kline #spn discord server #spn #supernatural #supernatural discord server #clark barker #harper sayles #spn belphegor

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pollsnatural · 8 days

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Masterlist of polls for other characters

"Love of my life", "my best friend" etc are just names for the tiers. If you think that in your ranking system a character is at the top of your list and is your favorite, then you should vote for S tier. If you think that a character is good but not your favorite, then it's A tier. And so on (only exceptions are E tier and H tier, I think that they just kind of represent mixed feelings).

The picture and description are taken from Supernatural wiki

Write in the comments/tags to this post who else you would like to see on this list.

#polls #spn #supernatural #clark barker #supernatural tier list

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soullessjack · 8 months

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falling down a rarepair rabbit hole with absolutely zero fanart to gobble up is such a despair to experience

#cal.txt #the rarepair in question is clark and jack ☹️☹️ my single episode meow meows #rarepairs #jack kline #clark barker #spn 13x01 #knowing full well it’s only rare bc of ableism doesn’t help either … Hate it here #jackgirls we truly cannot have anything in this world

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menspussypowersactivate · 8 months

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Jack and Clark smoked weed together by the way. Thought you should know.

#supernatural #spn #jack kline #jack spn #jack and clark #clark barker #Alexander Calvert told me himself #he also told me Jack shouldn't be treated like a baby/toddler #food for thought #klarker

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dadstielkline · 1 year

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#castiel #dadstiel #jack kline #clark barker #spn #supernatural

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runraerun · 6 months

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yeah but what if instead of Jack running into the townies in the Don’t Go Into the Woods episode it’s Clark Barker who spots him wandering around doing his Bambi impression. and then after Jack explains to Clark that he definitely (probably) won’t get stabbed this time if they hang out, they go to the abandoned house where they proceed to get high, wasted, lit, chonged, blitzed, blazed, baked, the whole nine yards.

at one point when Jack is really feeling it he can be like “wow it feels like im floating..😚🍳”

and Clark’s like “⚫️👄⚫️🍃💨 dude that’s because you are”

#I have a very real obsession with Jack defying gravity in some way shape or form #I just think high Jack would be a real hoot #look at that run on sentance #that’s how my brain speaks to me though so I’m not fixing it #supernatural #spn #Clark barker #TW: drugs #jack kline #im absolutely sure someone has already heacanoned this

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waywardvamp · 7 months

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I love Clark Barker.

#spn 13x01 #supernatural #spn #clark barker #jack kline #d watches season 13 for the first time

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drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs · 4 months

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Clark/Jack shippers deserved better

#dfvq liveblog #dfv queue #dfvq spn #spn13x1 #rarepair demon #jack kline #my people skills are rusty #clark barker

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nightzombie · 8 months

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thinking about jack and clark smoking zaza barely a day into jack's existence. like, all before he's said more than 50 coherent words. he didn't even ride a bike yet pleeeease

#jack kline #clark barker #spn #supernatural #zombie talks

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lab-trash · 9 months

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Michael x Adam, and Jack x Clark. They have the same energy. I mean, in my head at least.

Like, it's just a guy who's a little protective of their ray of sunshine. And also one of them has angelic powers.

#supernatural #adam milligan x michael #midam spn #midam #archangel michael #spn michael #michael spn #adam milligan #jack kline #clark barker #clark barker x jack kline #jark?#clack?

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magdaclaire · 2 years

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but SOCIETY if jack had been able to keep clark as a friend and he had just a little guy who wanted to feed jack nougat and keep him a little normal and jack is deliriously powerful but clark gave him clothes for the first time so a little bit of him is always going to feel responsible, and he's never held a gun in his hands except for when his mom taught him how to shoot so she would never be scared of her kid with her sidepiece, but he'll learn how to shoot rock salt rounds for a boy who's god's grandson, i guess, and clark following jack into the alt!world and missing his mom but not knowing how to leave jack over there "by himself," even though dean keeps reminding him that there are three dozen or more people who are already over there and much more experienced than any of them in this particular war

#this is like one third of the plot of torches #and yes it's copied from my chat w my best friend #jackclark is everything to me #mer rambles #clark barker #jack kline #jackclark #SOCIETY IF JACKCLARK #clark is a dean mirror and jack is obviously a cas mirror and im chewing glass

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soullessjack · 8 months

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all the potential jack ships r literally so funny because you got

> a girl that wants to kill and zombify him before they can start dating

> a girl that tried to kill him

> a boy that thinks he’s weird as fuck and is super into it

> a boy that thinks he’s weird as fuck and is super scared of it

very slim pickings honestly

#cal.txt #headache posting #jack kline #spn #supernatural #clark barker #eliot #sylvia #harper sayles #spn 13x01 #spn 15x15 #spn 14x16 #at least yockey tried man #why didn’t they let his silly little psycho stalker gf storyline go further man why can’t we have anything here #why does god hate me <3

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bitterkarella · 5 months

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Midnight Pals: Evil Computer

Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money

Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness? Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun Ellison: lightening up costs extra

Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever Elon Musk: mama mia! Musk: concerning!

Ellison: who's this guy? Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk King: he's not my friend Barker: he shows up sometimes King: he's not my friend

Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend Lovecraft: what Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews! Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur! Lovecraft: which kid? Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk

Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you King: how does it make you live forever? Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking

Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like Ellison: like ice caves and shit Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly King: how does it do any of this Ellison: shut the fuck up steve Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra

Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all! Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept? Ellison: think its real scary huh? Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.

Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all Musk: therefore i musta help build it Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!

King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!! Clarke: doesn't he know Clarke: that's the purpose of creation! Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!

Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end! Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too Clarke: oh yeah wow real original Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing Clarke: eat my ass carter

Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun! Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!

Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews Musk: but i lova de israel Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #stephen king #clive barker #edgar allan poe #hp lovecraft #harlan ellison #elon musk #carter scholz #arthur c clarke #jonathan greenblatt #linda yaccarino

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rebouks · 11 months

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Previous | Ne-.. what, no next?!

Well.. that's a wrap folks! I can't believe it's almost been two whole years of Somnium! Thank you so much to anyone who's read along and gotten as attached to my guys as much as I have. I had no idea where I was going or what I was getting into when I started this, and what a beast it turned into!! Over 790 scenes 😱 I've had more fun than I could've imagined and although this is the end of Somnium, it's not the end of Oscar n' co. and certainly not the end of my storytelling ventures! But I'll ramble about my future plans in another post I think... Big kisses and hugs to you all on this momentous occasion ahaaakjsdkjd! 🤗🧡

Also! plz enjoy this silliness I faffed around with just for funsies...

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explosionshark · 7 months

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top 5 horror book recommendations? it's spooky season and i need to get my read on...

Hell yeah! Gonna break this down a little. First an obligatory rehash of books I always recommend for this, these are like all-time faves for me

Wounds/North American Lake Monsters by Nathan Ballingrud - can't choose between these two, so they're tied for my favorite single author short story collection. Nathan Ballingrud is one of my favorite writers of all time

Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado - a very very close second for my favorite single-author short story collection. Machado is a beautiful writer and finding an author writing such powerful horror from a queer woman's perspective was world changing for me.

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson - COME ON!!!! You might have already read this but consider reading it again! Absolute classic.

The Cipher by Kathe Koja - dark, fucked up meditation on art and addiction and toxic relationships. I think about this book all the time. A guy finds a weird hole in his apartment basement and then everything goes wrong (first slowly and then very very quickly)

Red X by David Demchuk - talked about this a lot before too but I really do love it. Fictional story inspired by real life serial killings that took place in Toronto's gay village over decades. The author inserts essays throughout the book that makes it part memoir as well. A supernatural story about real queer trauma.

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Okay with that out of the way, here's some recommendations for stuff I think would be fun for Halloween specifically

Echoes edited by Ellen Datlow - OKAY CHEATING I ALSO RECOMMEND THIS ALL THE TIME BUT IT'S A PERFECT OCTOBER BOOK!!! Fuck-off huge ghost story anthology. Huge range of tones, pretty diverse group of contributing authors, it's my all-time favorite anthology.

Slewfoot by BROM - this one's got major autumn vibes. It's a story of a woman in Puritan New England who's accused of witchcraft. It's also a story about the devil. Kind of. The print version has really amazing paintings by the author, but I've heard this is also good in audio.

Come Closer by Sara Gran - this is a great little novella. Possession story that really packs a punch. I can't really say much more than that, but it's not a huge time investment and I think it's really worthwhile.

Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan LeFanu - if you can, get the version edited by Carmen Maria Machado (she adds in some great footnotes and it has some neat art too). This is a classic and also quite a brisk read. The original lesbian vampire story.

Silver Nitrate by Silvia Moreno-Garcia - here's a new release for you! I always watch a ton of horror movies in October, and if you're anything like me maybe you'll want to read a horror novel about horror movies. This story follows a female film editor in 90s Mexico and her washed up actor friend as they help a retired filmmaker complete his famously unfinished last film, which he had been making with a former Nazi occultist before strange misfortunes and the occultist's mysterious disappearance forced production to shut down.

Okay that was double the amount of recommendations requested so I'm stopping here. Haha don't look in the tags don't worry about it there's nothing there you're crazy

#ALSO YOU SHOULD READ THE LAST DAYS OF JACK SPARKS BY JASON ARNOPP. GREAT ON AUDIO #ALSO THE HELLBOUND HEART BY CLIVE BARKER WHICH IS THE NOVELLA HELLRAISER WAS BASED ON #ALSO RING SHOUT BY P DJELI CLARK WHICH IS ABOUT BIRTH OF A NATION AND THE KKK BEING LITERAL DEMONS #ALSO THE BALLARD OF BLACK TOM BY VICTOR LAVALLE WHICH IS A BLACK RETELLING OF THE HORROR AT RED HOOK #ALSO THE RETURN BY RACHEL HARRISON WHICH IS A BOOK ABOUT FEMALE FRIENDSHIP BUT ALSO LIKE. COMING BACK WRONG #ALSO HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE BY GRADY HENDRIX WHICH WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH BUT ALSO WILL MAKE YOU HATE PUPPETS #ALSO THE GOOD HOUSE BY TANANARIVE DUE WHICH IS A HAUNTED HOUSE STORY ABOUT BREAKING CYCLES OF GENERATIONAL TRAUMA #ALSO NIGHT OF THE MANNEQUINS BY STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES WHICH IS A FUN AND SHORT NOVELLA ABOUT A HORROR BUFF TEEN VS. WELL. THE MANNEQUINS.#book recs

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