Wait there's inescapable woods in Finnish folklore 👀

Finnish folklore is very like, not here anymore but this is one of the things my mom was able to tell me about (because she was scared when i was running around in the woods and she has some magical thinking & was genuinely scared id dissappear)!!!

Its called metsänpeitto, id translate it to the cover of the forest? Essentially it's almost like dissappearring into the woods INTO A STATE where you can't find your way out. Im trying hard not to use the idea of parallel worlds to describe it bc thats not mentioned anywhere, its moreso called a state/space? But yeah thats the vibe i get. Thats as far as my mom explained, but looking thru some old blogspot articles etc; things might get suddenly absolutely quiet & you might feel out of place/weird in general. It is connected to like, the finnish version of fae, maahiset & forest elves, but its funny to think about the people who used it as an excuse for being late/w/ever. This is a VERY quick summary but i 😭😭 dont have the energy to translate everything rn. Tho was very fun to chat abt this!!! 🥺

Edit: tbh its both interesting (it rly do feel like that in thr woods sometimes) and also funny bc this is prolly just folklore that came up bc ppl were dumbasses getting lost in the woods (reasonable, esp since forests used to be bigger) and blaming it on magic (funny)

Ferrus as Panty or Jessie WOULD kinda slay tho 🤔 rawr. Better than my idea that Fulgrim would just really like grandiose masquerade costume party type things. Meowth is inspired.

tbf ferrus DOES slay every day of his life. he is a primarch he kills a lot its kind of the job description (rimshot)

honestly i think fulgrim would actually be really interested in like. very technical cosplays? he's a sculptor canonically and also he learnt how to defuse a nuclear bomb basically as a fun bit of banter with his bro so i think he'd be really into making props. i'm imagining him cosplaying Red from Transistor rn with the fuckoff sword and the fuckoff sword has a voicebox and lights up with LEDs and it's made with resin or some shit to look accurate to the game. and also you know he's wearing a red wig. the ush

i'm actually kind of surprised nobody's said that fulgrim should cosplay sephiroth yet

the two rats hiding in the cupboards eating all the cheese and crackers

A romcom but they’re both murderous cannibals and commit tax fraud together? 🥺

Also they make out on the kitchen table to everybody’s dismay 🥰

I spent way too much time on this yesterday

Bro?

well he’s certainly… unique

Bill uploaded this incredibly clear picture of the original Chop-Top costume! This is a game-changer for button reference.

I have been writing, but I've also been digging the last day or two, on behind the scenes of TCM, and I gotta tell you. Still respect the cast for even dealing with Tobe hoopers bullshit, and the lady who played stretch in the second one? She really did earn that role. So:

Some of the lesser known pictures, people (Sounds director, and cameraman) of the movie! Including some pictures I just adore. I'm gonna go through them, make sure they're all readable, and then put them up on my Pinterest, I'll figure out names and stuff, and who some of these lovely people were, that we don't see much about!

Modern au where Drayton uses the baby sensory videos to keep Bubba and Chop Top quiet

Who doesn't love a bit of spooky-dressup?

ive been working on this drawing for what I feel like has been a week..I'm finally free from drawing this stinky man

He misses his twin

@choptop-sawyer replied to your post “fwiw creepy primarchs: lion, dorn, sanguinius,...”:

I think Horus should be considered oily for shiny shiny bald head.

​depends on how far up he washes his head, imo

made tcm stamps =]

BILL MOSELEY as ROBERT "CHOP TOP" SAWYER THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 | 1986

I love this nasty freak