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hauntingyourself · 1 year
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For science
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makenna-made-this · 8 months
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*narrator voice* More like Brooder's Gate 3, amirite???
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clementine-kesh · 1 year
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why-its-kai · 9 months
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would you eat the hang fire red spaghetti
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spockvarietyhour · 8 days
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eyeofnewtblog · 2 years
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Things that happen at home:
Me: *trying to coordinate with friends about the big blow out Halloween bash over a month away in a group chat*
Everyone: *absolutely will not shut the fuck up with memes and asinine comments that are not actually contributing to the planning of said party*
Me: *googles how to mute conversations*
As I’m muting the conversation, my SO: Who the fuck is blowing up your phone every thirty seconds? It’s literally been an hour.
Me: I KNOW. The extroverts you only like to hang out with once every six months. There’s a Halloween party next month.
My SO:…what did you do.
Me: I’m dropping you off with the bacon at 7:30, the party starts at 8 and I have to get Lala from the airport at 8:30 so I’ll be back by 9 at the latest, but Jojo needs help setting up. Also I bought us matching costumes.
My SO:…what.
Me: it’s not until the actual weekend of Halloween, I feel like six weeks is more that enough notice. Also, also! I said you would only help set up! I specifically said you wouldn’t be doing any grilling or cooking, and normally Jojo just does a goat char-toot-er-y board anyway. And we have T-shirt costumes! You literally just have to wear one special T-shirt and normal clothes, we’re going to be completely comfortable for the whole night!
MySO: …Thats not…how that’s pronounced?…fine. *goes to walk away, comes back* Hey, I really do actually like the fact that you didn’t drop this on me like your mom does (my mom tends to make plans with only a couple hours notice) and I do appreciate that you were specific about the help I would want to do. I don’t particularly care for your friends, but they are nice people.
Me: Aawww!!! You saw the shit and toilet paper couples costume on Amazon didn’t you?
My SO: I did, yes, a week ago…but that’s not why I just jizzed my feelings all over you.
Me: I love you, too. I bought me a jack o lantern shirt and I got you a “Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater” shirt.
My SO: *hovers awkwardly* cool. Thank you? I love you. *walks away again*
Me: *starts singing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song using our own names, as if we aren’t 30+ and haven’t been together for 8+ years…loudly.*
Zelda puppy: *thinks my singing is a sign of Want To Play*
Me: *gets my ass kicked by a hundred pond dog*
My SO: *has absolutely zero (0) sympathy and is, in fact, laughing his ass off from the next room*
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xiuminscheeks · 7 months
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the-carnival-rabbit · 5 months
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(Surprise surprise!)
(Be warned! For certain characters, it is likely Jax will make himself more scarce)
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yiga-hellhole · 9 months
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milesinhiding · 1 year
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The Ultimate Quiz
This is for scientific reasons.
Please answer and repost.
Likes are not needed but appreciated.
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trashsauce · 10 months
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kurikive · 1 year
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make a poll on if you seem short or not lets ask the audience
LET ME ASK THE AUDIENCE!!!
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troutreznor · 6 months
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Trick or Treat!!!!
send "trick or treat!" to my askbox for a randomly selected jpeg - Happy Halloween!
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tea-books-and-reviews · 9 months
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