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wing-ed-thing · 9 months
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Konoha 12 Domestic/Spousal Headcanons
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Tags/Warnings: No Reader Pronouns, Boruto Doesn't Exist, No Mentions of Children/Adoption
Completed versions of these headcanons will be linked on the character's name.
𓆃 Choji
THE BEST COOK ON THIS LIST NO ONE CAN COMPARE
Loves bonding over cooking and baking— whatever you like! If there's anything you're ever craving, Choji is taking to the kitchen to make you a gourmet meal as good as any professional chef!
Prime rib, lamb, tartare, croissants, macarons, soups! It doesn't matter your allergies or preferences, Choji can and will make you any food your heart desires.
Offers excellent cuddles. 11/10 squishy and soft.
Is very understanding, a fantastic listener, and naturally positive.
Never lets the romance l die, and after a hard day at work, will feed you ice cream while you rant about your day.
𓆃 Hinata
Traditional wife who has always wanted to be a traditional wife since she was a kid.
Content with cooking, doing laundry, and other domestic work.
Although, because of the society and the way she was brought up, she might feel insecure transitioning out of shinobi life.
While being made to feel weak isn't something Hinata is a stranger to, she is sensitive to comments from others about her domestic life.
Be sure to give her lot of reassurance and validate her work around the house.
𓆃 Ino
Also wanted to be a wife growing up, but the stay-at-home life is clearly not for her.
She'll try it for a period of time after your wedding or union, but she's far too restless for cooking and cleaning.
You supposed that she thought it would be relaxing and aesthetic, but if anything, she's getting frustrated and throwing the potato across the kitchen as soon as it slips out of her hand.
Ino will eventually find important work to do, come home to complain about it over dinner, and buy you something nice in a half-brag about how much more money she's making.
This is, of course, not to say she's bad at housework or doesn't do her share. She's perfectly good at domestic work and does the bulk of it, but the moment you expect it from her is the moment she stops.
𓆃 Kiba
A slob who, if allowed, will live in heaps of trash.
For the bulk of his 20s, he'll be super unsure of the whole settling down thing. You could make a whole bingo chart out of the cliche bachelor lines he spouts.
I'm not really a marriage kinda guy. I don't wanna tie myself down to a ball and chain. I just wanna meet people. I'm looking for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Nah, I'm not looking for a relationship.
That is... until one day he wakes up and desperately wants a family of his own. To an extreme extent. Like his expectations are absolutely insane.
As a husband, you'll need to reevaluate those and have a nice long chat because at the beginning of your relationship he will certainly not be pulling his weight.
𓆃 Lee
Sweet, clingy, loving and sincere man.
Ah, you are the sun, the moon, and the world to Lee. He is constantly thinking of or doing the sweetest possible thing he possibly could for you at any given hour of the day.
Is his execution great? You'd give it a 50/50. Does he ever take a break? NO.
Whether it's breakfast in bed or going on a grocery run to get it off your plate, you're sure to have to put out one fire and learn how to use 20 carrots in your meal prep for the week.
He really tries his best, he just gets a little excited.
𓆃 Naruto
Another slob, although well intended.
Naruto never had a formal family growing up, and so he has little ideas of what's expected.
Much of his idea of what a partnership should be comes from media or stupid things that Shikamaru probably told him on the playground growing up, so you'll have to work together as a team to set expectations.
A lot of what he does for you is in his language (you have to learn that him making you both ramen cups is indeed a romantic gesture for him), but he loves exploring things that you like!
Naruto explores your likes and hobbies in a very genuine and non-performative way. Sharing things you enjoy together will be the foundation of your relationship.
𓆃 Neji
You'll spend your first year of marriage focused heavily on strict boundaries, expectations, and other couples work.
The way Neji was brought up completely fractured his sense of family. Not to mention, no matter what you're like Neji will certainly have to fight with his family in a silent battle over clan politics.
Because even though the Hyuga clan has stopped certain practices, doesn't mean that everyone in the clan is in mutual agreement or share similar attitudes with each other.
This will be a marriage built on structure and meaningful confrontation. Neji is determined to break the cycles of his family to make a healthy life with you.
𓆃 Sakura
Wasn't sure if she'd end up with a partner. She really wanted it, but with everything that happened in her life, she had her doubts.
Most definitely too hard on herself. Sakura pushes herself to almost fall over you to ensure you're pleased. Whether it's housework or cooking, there's a part of her that feels the need to prove her work ethic.
It's the small things with Sakura. Even after a long day at work, she'll still bring you your favorite home for dinner, even if the place is out of the way. She'll stay up an hour later to spend time with you even if she has an early morning.
𓆃 Sasuke
An ironic mix between Naruto and Sakura.
As a kid, Sasuke 100% wanted to be a husband when he grew up. 100% wanted to have a spouse to provide for and had similar dreams that some kids often do when they think about families.
But after the Uchiha Tragedy, much of Sasuke's outlook about his future has been skewed. Any relationship will start off as rather unstable and you can almost count on Sasuke being emotionally distant
It's about how the two of you work through his baggage and his willingness to be vulnerable.
𓆃 Shikamaru
Surprisingly well-adjusted?
He knows how to do basic life skills. Pulls his weight and sometimes even does your tasks. Shikamaru is generally clean and organized.
Where's the problem? He's terrified of commitment.
Most of the relationships in the Nara clan seem to consist of passive Nara men with verbose spouses who have no issue bossing their partners around.
But at the same time, Shikamaru doesn't mind this dynamic. He wants to laze, but he's also almost seemingly afraid of dynamics that allow him to laze.
He'll be just fine around the house, just a bit dramatic if you ever ask him to do anything. He'll get over it.
𓆃 Shino
Great husband and great family to marry into.
Just overall very balanced, if not quiet. The Aburame clan is close, but respectful of each other. You'll never have to deal with nagging in-laws because Shibi has already taken you in as one of his own.
Enjoy fresh meals of produce expertly tended to from the garden.
While Shino has his more talkative side when it comes to people he's close to, he's still quiet by nature. Don't expect that to change just because you've gotten married.
The obvious con is the massive amount of insects that will constantly be around you. You're not allowed to trap them or kill them.
You will have to get used to bugs crawling on you.
𓆃 Tenten
You're always doing something crazy.
You don't think any of the other Konoha 12 ever expected that Tenten would have the most exciting marriage, but look at her now.
You're always innovating, making new things for her business, and taking spontaneous trips to check out crafting techniques.
Anything and everything you set your mind to, you support each other in. There are ten million projects scattered around your home.
You roll up to get-togethers (when they seldom happen), being the most traveled and bringing the most unique gifts.
No one knows what you're going to be up to next.
Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.
Notes: I apparently had a lot more opinions on all of these characters than I expected. When I make multi-character posts, I like to keep each section sort of short, so if you are interested in more in-depth hcs, tap the underlined name or visit my blog for more.
Sakura, Lee, Choji, Tenten and Sasuke are done at the current moment.
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NARUTO ☆ S01E03 ↳ TEAM 10: INO YAMANAKA ‧ SHIKAMARU NARA ‧ CHOJI AKIMICHI
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sakuraharuno156 · 4 months
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I really don't understand the hypocrisy of some Naruto fans - a rant. Part 3
(Trigger warning - anti Hinata)
The things that I have seen in the Fandom really make me question people's ability to read.
PART 13
(I want to provide manga as a proof, but Tumblr has a limit of pictures i can add, so I'll do it in parts)
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The nicest person in the series according to Hinata fans:
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(Aka rubbing in her cousins face that he is a slave and essentially pushing him into being punished (even tho he asked her many times to just give up) because her crush was watching)
Cannonicaly THE NICES character in Naruto:
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(Aka the person that was called the nicest time and time again)
A person who loses intentionally, because they are too nice according to Hinata fans:
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(Aka just being weaker than someone. The "she is too nice to fight with her sister" argument is just wishful thinking. That was NEVER stated in manga.)
A person that CANNONICALY cannot hurt someone because they are too nice:
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(Aka the person that couldn't even hurt an enemy, because of memories that he had with Asuma when he was still alive)
The most beautiful female character, according to Hinata fans:
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(Aka the canonicaly invisible girl!)
The most beautiful female character CANNONICALY:
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(Aka TSUNADE, canonicaly the most beautiful woman on the planet)
Strongest Hyuga member/head of the Hyuga clan according to Hinata fans:
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(Aka the girl who lost all her battles)
Strongest hyuga member CANNONICALY:
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(Aka Neji, who at 13 canonicaly surpassed the whole Hyuga clan)
The head of the hyuga clan CANNONICALY:
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(Aka Hiashi - that never changed)
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To "prove" their point, they use datatbooks (essentially a guaid through the series) that are notorious for getting things wrong and stating stupid stuff like:
Choji has the most powerful jutsu (when we know Naruto and bijuu dama exists).
Sakura being an "elite junin by birth" (when we know she was from a civilian family and was born noone).
Kurenai having just as strong Genjutsu (or in some translations EVEN STRONGER) than Kakashi (when we know what she did or rather didn't do against Itachi)
Kakashi being stronger than Guy in first part (when we know that Guy was already able to use 8 gates and Kakashi was barely able to get Mangekyo)
Etc.
Or even funnier, they use wishful thinking and their own imagination!
They think Hinata is nice so therefore she didn't lose to Hanabi - SHE WAS JUST TOO NICE TO FIGHT WITH HER, and then they repeated it until other people think that it's too popular to be fake so they take it as a fact.
Or EVEN EVEN FUNNIER - they choose what facts are true and what facts are fake.
I even met a Hinata fan that said that databooks are 100% true, but when translation is right.
How do they know what is right? Do they speak Japanese? No. The ones that support their claims are true but the ones that don't are obvious FAKE.
(EVEN when I showed them two statements from the same page - they said that "one is well translated and the other is false". ON THE SAME F*CKING PAGE)
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One day I'm seriously gonna lose it.
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My Naruto Headcanons
Tenten never married because she and Neji were secretly in love and were going to tell everyone after the war
It's still her biggest secret
Sakura and Shikamaru are Naruto's best friends
Sakura and Sasuke break up when Sarada is about 5 but co-parent so they can be with people they truly love
Kakashi and Iruka are in love and have been official life partners since the end of the war
Konohamaru wants to find his true love like Naruto and Hinata
Gaara and Rock Lee are very much in love but they didn't admit it until after Metal was born
Guy was Kakashi's first boyfriend but they agreed they were better as friends
Shikamaru refuses to believe he's turning into his father
Choji is happily turning into his father
Sai spent years trying to find his birth family after the war and never did
Karui wanted more kids but Choji was afraid to be a parent to even one
Killer B visits the Leaf so often everyone thinks he should move there
Naruto spends every one of Jiraiya's birthdays at Mount Myōboku and brings his kids when they're old enough
Himawari is everyone's favorite of the Uzumaki family
Shino is asexual but is deeply romantic
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Smash and Pass with Naruto Men
Tw:my opinion, I've never had a crush or found someone attractive before,my takes, Naruto Men are walking red flags
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Shikamaru Nara
Pass.this man is a walking red flag
Sasuke Uchiha
Pass.No this man is another red flag you're not going to knock me up and then leave me are dumb ☠️
Naruto Uzumaki
Pass. You just do too much honey for me honey just too childish
Choji Akimichi
Smash.This man is such a sweetheart and so underrated and for what he's adorable.
Kiba Inuzuka
Pass.This man is soiled pass but I like his dog tho
Shino Aburame
Smash. Do I have to explain
Rock lee
Pass.You are just too much for me just too much.
Neji Hyuga
Solid Pass
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linggluu · 8 months
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Becareful or you'll get fat.
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glorious-imagines · 3 months
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Bae Dancing for You
Naruto: he heard the girls loved when a guy threw it back, he practiced before you even asked ya know just in case
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Sasuke: did it bc you asked but hes entirely embarrassed and he probably wont do it again for a while, also he did steal the moves from a star you like
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Kakashi: oh babe youre in for a show, but dont let that leave the two of you or youll never see it again
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Choji: what? what? why? wouldnt you rather he cook for you? he's dying over here 😩
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Tobirama: youll never ask him again bc youll die of laughter
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~ more stuff no one asked for...
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fantasy-gif-world · 2 years
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personavevo · 1 year
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Naruto Shippuden Ending 34 - Rainbow’s Sky
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The Ino-Shika-Cho trio!
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4nim3 · 1 month
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NARUTO ☆ S01E03 ↳ CHOJI AKIMICHI
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tranzfalgar · 1 year
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Who was the parental figure at the weddings at the end of naruto shippuden?(plus other what ifs)
so, we know naruto asked iruka to be his father/parental figure in his wedding, but what about everyone else?
just made a couple of hcs of who they would be, and i add some hcs to it too!! (i am american so i might accidently include things sorry for that)
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Canonically Wed Characters
Naruto
His father in the wedding was Iruka
Iruka cried like a bitch at the ceremony, and then got drunk later on off sake and cried some more LMAO
Hinata
Her father in the wedding was Hiashi
Her mother in the wedding was Kurenai
Bonus: Mirai was the flower girl @ her and Naruto's wedding
Ino
Her father in the wedding was Choza
(Since her, Shikamaru and Choji all grew up together, I thought he would do this for the kids, as well as his two friends)
Her own biological mother was alive at the time of her wedding
Sai
His father in the wedding was Yamato
Yamato father figure to Sai real bc I said so
Sasuke
His father in the wedding was Kakashi
The only reason he had a father figure at his wedding is because Sakura wanted him to
Kakashi is the closest thing to a father he has (if you say 'but Orochimaru' I am gonna tear u apart with my teeth let me have this)
Sakura
Her father, Kizashi and her mother, Mebuki, were both at her wedding
Ino was her maid of honor <333
Shikamaru
His mother, Yoshino Nara, was alive at the time of his wedding
Choza offered to give a toast from himself, Shikaku and Inoichi
Temari
She had no father or mother at the wedding
It was her and her brothers :)
Choji
His father was there, and his mother as well I believe :D
If only...
Lee & Tenten (separate weddings just the same father figure)
GAI SENSEI WOULD GLADLY FILL THE ROLE
I will cry simply at the idea of this shit, if someone finds a story that has this aspect, please hand it over, I will cry
Kakashi has quite the time at both of these weddings simply bc Gai won't stop crying
Yamato
HEAR ME OUT- Tsunade. I have a little HC that her and Yamato are kinda like brother and sister or cousins bc wood style thing.
She sees he has no other family, so she deems him a Senju due to his wood release.
I really like this hc I needed to include it somehow
In a different timeline (just hear me out okay?)
(this is a parental figure besides their own bio parents btw)
Neji
Hiashi. Just think with me for a second. *cries so hard i crumble to the floor*
He would say smth like "you're father would be proud of you," and Neji LOSES HIS FUCKIGN SHIT
Kakashi
Just. Listen. for a second. Minato, Kushina, or Maito Dai. Just. *bites a rock*
Iruka
Hiruzen. Just consider <3
Naruto
Listen I don't like the guy either, but Jiraiya as his father at his wedding would have killed me /pos
"Minato, Kushina, your son is a good man, I'm sure you two are proud."
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tsunade
If she did get married after her grandfather passed, I think Tobirama would have filled his place if he was alive
if u read this far, thank u!! also, please feel free to add more to this idea or alter mine !!
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Can I get headcanons for dating choji? I bet he’d be the sweetest bf
A/n: Choji! The sweetest boy! You know he would and he would be an even better husband.
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🥢: 10000% nervous at first, when it comes to him having a crush on you this boy really doesn’t know what to do so you’ll have to be the one to ask him out .
He’s a bit shocked when you confirm your feelings for him, he swears his cheeks never been that red before.
🥢: Would be a bit scared to hold your hand first, he’s a little insecure. Though gets more confidant then longer you two date. You two are constantly holding each other’s hands. You may often weave your arm through his own as you walk through the town with your head resting on his shoulder.
🥢: You love to cook for him, he swears you’re one of the best cooks he knows. You even cook with each other sometimes.
🥢: Sharing each other’s snacks starts to become a thing.
🥢: Will not hesitate to throw arms if some guy hits on you or does anything unsavory.
🥢:Loves to fall asleep next to you, it’s so easy to do so. Especially if you run your fingers down his back or message his hand.
🥢: Spoils the hell out of you though you much rather stay in with him. { you tell him you’d rather settle for a lunch instead }
🥢: The sex is amazing, will make sure you’re well taken care and satisfied, he often jokes that you’re not leaving the room until you have at least five orgasms.
🥢: Loves cuddles, just loves holding you.
🥢: You need to be friends with Shikamaru, he’s not sure he could handle the two people he cares about hating each other.
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taloqan · 4 months
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Akimichi Chouji gif (Naruto S1 - EP 3)
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