I love historical buildings made into something new! We got the Bookstore that used to be a bank from the 1900s! We got the Souvenir gift shop that used to be a cheese shop! And finally, we got the homemade candy, coffee, and ice cream shop that used to be a bar/brothel from the 1890s!

✨History ✨

“don’t you make your food with care??” no nicole my great grandma from southern italy would put the whole fucking peel in her banana bread and if you don’t stop policing me about the time i spend cooking your macaroni & the amount of vegetable oil i put in the water i’m going to hit you with this fucking wooden spatula do you understand me

good food is made with love and absolutely zero fucks for the exacts of what happens to it. yea fuck it dude put your chinese seasoning on my pasta sauce. snort the parmesan. use mozzarella as cheese for your noodles. you could use fucking cheddar dude i wouldn’t care. wait nO NO DONT PUT KETCHUP IN THERE YOU DUMB FUCK OH MY GOD

Has anyone else here ever been a doordash driver and been exposed to the most dystopian restaurant setups the average civilian can’t begin to comprehend.

i identify so little with my government name sometimes that when i write it on smth at work it feels less like i am Writing My Name and more like im drawing a little picture. with letters

what's ur fav obscure cheese

i think my favorite obscure cheese is going to have to be holiday cheer by blakesville creamery.

not really sure how obscure it is, but it's a bit out of the ordinary for a goat milk cheese. texture is similar to a chevre but they press a bit more of the moisture out of it so it's a little more crumbly. it's got a layer of orange zest in the middle and is wrapped in brandy soaked cherry leaves. it's so fucking good, like cheesecake almost but there's no added sugars. it is only available during november and december and i always buy a ton of it when we get it in the shop. / @joscribbles

Multigrain bread my beloved 💖

"Disappointingly meaty" -review of the steak and cheese taquitos at work by me

watching sanremo with my bowl of microwaved supermarket mac and cheese

i fucking love orange juice and whole milk. my eyes and my bones are so strong

*crawls out of a crater* uploaded a bunch of gift art to toyhouse 👍

I hate internet

Here’s my part for the AT with @feralwaff1e

Featuring Pac and Mac from her parental!betrayus AU, where a bunch of children get trapped in the Netherworld with the ghosts, and Betrayus ends up raising these two as his sons.

a very cool concept and it was fun drawing these feral kids!

.......oh apparently I got a GST (??) payment from the government??????

subway it is

Walmart's wall decor is incredible, just ordered

i wish i'd reblogged that one video i saw talking about The Tray (tray of food in fridge that you can just snack on like an Executive Dysfunction Charcuterie) bc i actually tried it and like. i am Eating More? i think?? The Tray is much more powerful than i expected