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Life After Forever
Pairing: Damon Salvatore x Elena Gilbert
Summary: [A continuation following the finale] "After our long and happy life together..." — including small snippets of everything in between. Damon and Elena live after forever.
Chapter word count: 1.5k words
Link: Life After Forever
Type: Fluffy Romance
CH.1 - THE HONEYMOON
It had been a few weeks after the wedding, and under the blistering reign of the sun, Elena was writing on the page of a new journal— something she had been gifted in the reception.
"—though after the boat ride into Venice," the page read, gliding off the end of one and beginning upon the lip of another, "we spent little to no time in unpacking, rushing down to see the sunset before our night truly began. We drank wine. Correction. I drank wine and Damon plied me with bottles I'd never heard of before. We made love under the stars… and then we fell asleep on the terrace, weeks away from moving onto the next destination, and a month into our extensive honeymoon. Half a year of travelling together before I was to begin school, and before he began his business… We're in a utopia of bliss."
Elena swept her pen across the finishing lip of the page, her silver ring glistening under the cloudless sky—its diamond hot and heavy on her finger. She had to admit, even if it wasn't aloud, that this has been the happiest she had ever been… before Stefan, even before the death of her parents.
It felt shameful to even whisper, up there in the quiet, unheard part of her brain. Though here, on the balcony leading over the many buildings in Italy—her past so far gone it could barely see her—she felt a burst of warmth in her heart that had been dead for so long.
There was a rattle on the door, and the chain came loose, Damon entering their small apartment with a twinge of unhappiness on his face. Elena placed her pen in the crease of the diary, raising to stand.
"What's wrong?" She asked, the ends of her hair—now growing at an alarming rate, as long as it had been in the beginning—blowing in the light breeze.
"My back hurts." He shook his head, as if the notion itself bothered him. There were many things Damon didn't enjoy about being human, and the slightest ache or twinge of age, or of weakness, would irritate him.
Elena came in from outside, her bare feet hot against the tiles, her hands extended to him. His eyes softened as they saw her, though the displeasure was still pulling on his lips that so often were amused.
"Let me see." She insisted, and touched him by the shoulder.
Damon hissed, and yanked his upper body away. She stared in alarm.
He stalked off into the bathroom and yanked his shirt over his head, revealing a spread of red, burnt skin. His back practically a warning sign of 'what not to do when visiting a foreign country'. It made her heart ache to see his ignorance, his dumbfounded expression as she told him.
"What do you mean burnt?"
"You need to apply sunscreen whilst we're in these places. You're human now. Your skin is going to shrivel like a raisin."
He blinked, his face a shade of pink and brown she'd never seen him have before, his eyes even more bluer than they ever had been.
(Hail the blue!)
"I didn't know human skin was so… sensitive. I thought it took a lot more than a few hours in the sun."
"Your skin isn't used to it. Here, come lay down."
"No. It's too painful."
"On your stomach. I have some cream in my bag."
He eyed her in the mirrored reflection of the bathroom. "Will that work?"
"It will make the skin not so… raw. We'll have to get some Greek yogurt at the market."
"What?" He exclaimed.
"Relax." Elena whispered with the hint of a smile, taking him by the arm and leading him to the bed. He took off his shorts and splayed out, the muscles in his arms bulging and back (despite being crisp red) toned under the glow of the sun. He hadn't combed his hair in months and there was a boyishness about him that made her stomach ache, yearning for him in ways that didn't exist before.
Elena pushed the hair off of her shoulders and squirted some cream into her hands, drifting to the bed where he laid with every intention of knocking himself out if it got worse.
She kneeled, sitting lightly upon the backs of his thighs, taking the first spread at his back. He gritted his teeth, though released no sound, his pain threshold having gained some strength points over the years. Having your neck snapped, being starved, and burned alive in hell was only the tip of the iceberg. Though he had to give it to these humans. Being sensitive to every woe of the world was sure a bitch.
Elena grazed her hands over his back, and then blew some cold air onto the tender flesh, trying not to grin as he released a groan of satisfaction. She stopped, and bent down to press her soft lips onto his shoulder blades, parting her mouth to exude more breath as she travelled down his spine.
"Stop that," he said, with honest aggravation, "or I'm going to need to lay on my back for something else."
Elena flushed red and lifted from the bed, collecting her purse from the terrace.
"I'm going to head over grocery store to get you some yogurt. I'll be back in a bit."
"No. Stay. I'll be fine."
"We're both human now, remember? No damsel in distress, no protecting one over the other. I can take care of myself. Rest up."
He turned his head to watch her, idling the way she slipped those jewelled sandals onto her feet and collected the keys from the bowl beside the door. He loved her. God. He loved her.
She turned back to flash him a smile, and then disappeared down the hall.
...........
"You're getting what?"
"Yogurt."
"What will that do?"
"Has no one heard of this? Greek yogurt takes the sting out of sunburn."
"You're insane."
Elena grinned, placing a pot into her shopping cart, pushing it all the way to the sweet aisle.
"Where are you now?"
"I'm in Puerto Rico, fulfilling another long-lost wish of Enzo's. He wanted to take me here after Paris."
Elena half-smiled, only imagining what the unbearable pain must feel like to lose someone like that. Like Damon. She couldn't imagine doing this trip alone.
"He had expensive taste. How many cocktails have you had?"
"Um… this is my seventh." Bonnie laughed, and it sounded good. Elena could imagine her on the beach, one of those ridiculous floppy hats keeping the sun out of her eyes, a collection of glasses beside her lounger and the ocean just in reach. It fuelled her heart knowing they got to live through their lives together. It was the way it was meant to be.
"Give him my best, will you." Bonnie then said after some time. "And tell him I'll see him in a month, when you two travel over to the Caribbean… that will give him some heat in his food."
Elena laughed, and promised she'd send the message over, her hand currently barging in a thousand cookies a minute into her shopping cart. They hung up with smiles on their faces, and Elena went over to the counter to pay… seeing something sitting just beside the till. She picked that up too and paid for it, without thinking.
Not for now… just for the future, she reminded herself.
Elena left a moment later and returned to the hotel to find Damon asleep, his hand (still sporting the wedding ring) extended over her pillow, the sun setting, his cologne on their sheets.
She decided not to wake him up, and crept over to the bed where she lifted his arm, placing it around her shoulders. She watched him, and his fluffy eyebrows that always seemed to be aimed downwards, and his lips that were pulled, and his face that was so unbearably handsome. She leant forward and kissed him, just lightly, and whispered with every ounce of emotion in her voice, "I love you."
He snored in reply, though pulled her closer out of sleeping instinct.
The pregnancy test remained in her bag.
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open to: anyone ( crossovers are welcome —– elena is assigned to be your muse’s guardian angel )
IT WAS HER MISSION. A mission to guide them on the right path. Elena had never been a fan of people who treated themselves like a rehabilitation center. But that was exactly what she had to do. She had sworn an angelic oath, and she had every intention to follow it. Vows made in the celestial court were sacred, and there might be repercussions if she didn’t abide to it.
She knew where they were. Their exact daily routine. And even if they deviate from it, she had her ways to track them down. Call her stalker or the sorts, but she had to manipulate the whole situation to be able to introduce herself, and enter their life.
She had picked the most cliché scenario: the bumping into each other and coffee spill. With her iced coffee in one hand, her eyes focused on her phone, she walked ahead in their direction. A few more steps, and she knew she would bump right into them. She mentally counted to three, and her figure finally collided with theirs. Her grip on the cup of iced coffee faltered, and it spilled all over the other’s shirt.
“I’m so sorry—–I—–that was so clumsy of me!” she exclaimed, gasping. Her expression impeccably feigned surprise and contrite.
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