more random stuff because writer’s block

The Cat thief rested on the rafter, eyeing their soon to be prize, waiting for the servant to finish polishing the darn thing and go.

The servant had just been yelled at by that nasty old coot because of some kind of accident that was actually Cat thief’s fault. They were “On their last chance.” as the old owner had put it.

They didn’t care much about the servant getting in trouble but they felt a little bad as the servant sniffled now and then. It got worse and worse and the thief was getting increasingly agitated. Would they just leave and go cry somewhere else already?

Finally the servant sneezed.

“Bless you.”

The servant froze, then looked around the room. Cat thief quickly double checked they were hidden, trying to make sure they couldn’t be seen, but they could see the servant squint up in their general direction.

“Marco?”

“Pollo-shit!”

“Ah-hah!”

#watercolorjournal 💜 #rpqwatercolor #watercolor #cheesecake #catthief #cat #blockbusterblanket from @retroemporiumkent #americanassbentobox #hotdog #cheeseits #snowpeas #baseball https://www.instagram.com/p/CO6vw-rDnFU/?igshid=1ufvbzmdhkldq

@whois_alleycat quick #CHICAGO #chigato #hooliganz4hire #AlleyCat #catsofinstagram #catthief https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ9KFpzB6CJ/?igshid=10x9iny8yklm

That’s my pillow, was my pillow, is no longer my pillow 枕取られた、寝る場所取られた #blackcat #catthief https://www.instagram.com/p/BuCgvyyHHYH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dq6wjduqngn5

We had the pleasure of hosting Finneus, who was up for adoption near us, for 5 days over Christmas break. He was a joy to have although Clover, whose bed this is, might disagree 😬😄😻 We love our feline friends! #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #catthief #orangecat #cats #catstagram #cat #cats_of_world #catloversclub #cat_features #catlover #catsoftheworld #catlovers #catoftheday #catlife #catscatscats #cats🐱 #adoptdontshop #adoption (at Pitman, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYRjUTBoF9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ztiuyqnuba6b

I moved the couch. #cats #catsofinstagram #catthief #thief https://www.instagram.com/p/BpxU8raBLsA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nm0u8jljoqgy

Lord Yoongi stole my fettuccine! Enjoy, you little sh*t! I still love you❤😘 #Lordyoongibepraised #loveyou #love #enjoy #yoongi #fettucine #catthief #blackcatsaregoodluck #littleshit (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV6ZIQyPDgg/?utm_medium=tumblr

A saga of my cat wanting to be where my butt just was. The struggle was real! Last night on the couch and then again this morning on the bed. He also stole my hand for a bit. #cat #cats #cunningcreature #cute #cuteanimals #animalphotography #spotthief #dibsdoesntworkoncats #catthief #stolemyheart https://www.instagram.com/p/CSCO7kYMcN1/?utm_medium=tumblr

I thought it was so sweet of Dee Dee to treat me to lunch last week for my birthday. Turns out it was just a ploy to steal half of my hamburger! 😆 I guess as they say, sharing is caring, right? With cats I always think their love is based on an ulterior motive, that keeps you enslaved! 😹 . . . #catsarefunny #catsarebetterthanpeople #catscatscats #meow #purrfect #softkittywarmkitty #deedee #greyandwhitecat #catthief #catburglar #mycatstolemylunch #catcoworker #generousity #dairyqueen #catprincess #mycatlovesme #catractive #catasticworld #catlife #crazycatmom #catladyproblems #catladylife #underappreciated #meowstagram #catpresents #kittygirl #chonkycat https://www.instagram.com/p/CJKp1WpBCVM/?igshid=1orx1q4c14hd4

The q-tip mystery has been solved. Someone has been stealing q-tips from the bathroom #catthief #catsinrvs #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CG6Uj5HnRha/?igshid=19cpqg9etdsrt

Still going til Friday til 5PM CST Very simple! * FOLLOW @whois_alleycat * TAG a friend or two * Hashtag #ALLEYCATSTICKERS in this comment The winner will be announced Friday JULY 3RD 5Pm cst #WHOISALLEYCAT #AlleyCat #Hooliganz4hire #free #catwithglasses #stickerart #stickerlove #stickergang #bundle #catsofinstagram #catthief #ALEROART #july #hastag #tagafriend #tag #follow #tabbycat #cat 😸😻😻😸😸😸😻 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJiZ1hB1ef/?igshid=1cu4hk5ho87ps

I stole my mom’s heating pad this morning and i am not sorry. 😼 #catshaming #petshaming #catthief #humpdayvibes #humpday🐪 #catsofinstagram #catnaps #shameless #shameonyou #catsofig #catlife #catlovers #catworld #catscatscats #catsrule #cats_today #catsofinsta #catsagram #catskills #catsfollowers #cats_of_the_world #catsdaily #graycat #graycatsofinstagram #greycatsofinstagram #greycat #greycats #meekoandgeorgie (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnQVI3JdAQ/?igshid=1jgpi8rljjss

inktober day 29: Cat Thief

1051. Money Box

Here is my next #enamelpin design for my Kickstarter. This one is a moggy rogue, because every cat is a thief waiting for a chance. I'm nearly half funded after just one day! thanks so much to everyone! . . . #cukicreates #cukiartist #enamelpins #hardenamelpin #hardenamel #catlover #catsofinstagram #catart #moggy #moggycat #moggiecat #blackcat #blackcatsofinstagram #catthief #rogue #dungeonsanddragonsart #dungeonsanddragons #dndcharacter #dnd https://www.instagram.com/p/BvnM6IlF4KX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q1w4aq50vbuz