I’m so deeply upset by how much Cats (2019) messed up the characterisation and performance of the characters and the show itself.
Cats is one of my favourite shows of all time, and a massive part of that comes from the overwhelming whimsy and playfulness of the entire thing. The movie took such a magical, dreamy show and turned it into a corporate nightmare.
Rebel Wilson and James Corden are some of the worst casting choices I have ever seen in a movie adaptation. Playing such genuine roles for gags took all the life and respect from them.
I have many many more things to say but to keep it brief, they have sucked the life, joy, and whimsical fun out of a show built purely on those three concepts.
ok i'm gonna need the catsposting to chill after that last one
victoria dances while in heat and there's a literal mating dance. demeter and macavity had a sexual relationship. the entirety of the rum tum tugger song exists. and catboy pussy and catgirl dick is where you draw the line.
the people who have unfollowed me since i started catsposting are weak and will never know true joy. why don't you listen to skimbleshanks the railway cat and maybe you'll calm down