As much as I've enjoyed Il'Siracusa and IS3 I must say I didn't expect Spot's operator record to destroy me.

Just so much love for their found family^^

happy birthday to this pink bitch named midnight !!!!

Fuck it, almost every Plant in PVZ 2 compared to what AK Operator they correspond with (As well as Event Stages) (sorted by World) (Plants that don't seem to represent any Operator not accounted for)

Starter:

Sunflower: Myrtle

Peashooter: Adnachiel, Rangers, Durin

Walnut: Beagle, Noir Corne, Friston-3

Potato Mine: Robin, Frost

Cabbage Pult: Totter

Ancient Egypt: A Walk in the Dust

Repeater: Kroos, Jessica, Tachanka

Bloomerang: Caper, Jieyun (Skill 2), Shirayuki (Skill 2)

Bonk Choy: Any Brawler Guard

Iceberg Lettuce: Kafka

Twin-Sunflower: Elysium, Sailech

Pirate Seas: Heart of Surging Flame

Kernel Pult: Erato

Snapdragon: Any Reaper Guard, Any Spreadshooter Sniper

Spring Bean: Shaw (Skill 1)

Spikeweed: Bena, Kiara

Coconut Cannon: Pozemka (Skill 2), Fiametta (Skill 2)

Threepeater: Blue Poison (Skill 2), Fuze

Spikerock: Specter the Uncained, Kazemaru, Manticore

Cherry Bomb: THRM-EX

Wild West: Darknights Memoir

Split-Pea: Jessica the Liberated

Lightning-Reed: Any Chain-Caster

Pea Pod: Ling

Melon Pult: Catapult

Tall-Nut: Cuora

Winter Melon: Greyy the Lightningbearer

Frostbite Caves: Break the Ice

Pepper Pult: Catapult, Meteorite, Fiametta

Chard-Guard: Shaw (Skill 2)

Stunion: Kafka

Lost City: Gavial the Chief Returns

Red Stinger: Melanite (Skill 2)

A.K.E.E: Any Chain-Caster

Endurian: Bubble

Stalia: Ela (Skill 3)

Far Future: Dorothy's Vision, Lone Trail

Laser Bean: Melanite, Corroseum

Citron: Any Mystic-Caster

E.M Peach: Kafka

Magnifying Grass: Swire the Elegant Wit

Dark Ages: Maria Nearl, Near Light

Sun-Shroom: Poncirus

Puff-Shroom: Deepcolor

Fume-Shroom: Ifrit, Corroseum

Neon Mixtape Tour: Lingering Echoes

Phat Beet: Ethan

Celery Stalker: Mountain (Skill 2)

Spore-Shroom: Muelsyse

Jurassic Marsh: A Flurry to the Flame

Primal Wall-Nut: Gravel

Primal Potato Mine: Dorothy, W

Big Wave Beach: Dossoles Holiday

Guacodile: Iana

Bowling Bulb: Any Mystic-Caster

Banana Launcher: Goldenglow (Skill 3)

Modern Day: Integrated Strategies

Dusk Lobber: Sesa

Premium:

Snow-Pea: Orchid

Japaleno: Ifrit

Imitater: Muelsyse

Pea-Nut: Liskarm, Blitz

Sap-Fling: Greyy the Lightningbearer

Hurrikale: FEater

Strawburst: Any Mystic-Caster

Wasabi Whip: Any Instructor-Guard

Seed Packets:

Blooming Heart: Click

Aloe: Tuye (Skill 2)

Boom Balloon Flower: Dorothy

Mega Gatling Pea: Ash, Exusiai

Levitater: Qanipalaat, Ho'olheyak

Bamboo Warrior: Lin

Umuwi Ka'na, Baby

(this is for my fellow Filipino peeps who are obsessed with Chris)

Summary: Chris is away for work and on FaceTime Filipina!reader sings a Filipino song while cooking

Warnings: fluff pure fluff

Its been a few weeks since Chris left for taping, the first few days were hard knowing you didn't like to be alone in bed.

You've been getting used to FaceTiming Chris in his free time.

That was what you were doing right now, "Oh my god, I wanna cook ravioli" You spontaneously said, "mhm that sounds good, I miss your pasta dishes" Chris smiles.

"Relax, I'm just gonna cook freezer-kind ravioli and add a cup of tomato sauce on it,honey" You smiled back at him, "Still, I miss your cookin' and you" He spoke.

"The cooking more than me, ouch" You readied the ravioli and boiled some water, "yeah, the food mo' than you" he teased, "Shush" you told him.

Chris was scrolling on twitter (still on ft with u) "Umuwi kana, baby..." (Come Home Already, Baby) You sang, "Di ako sanay na wala ka" (I'm not used to you not being here) still singing as you threw in the ravioli in the water.

"What're you singin' there, babe?" Chris asked curiously after hearing the word 'baby', "A Filipino song called Hanggang Kailan" You told him, "Its about missing someone dearly" you said whilst mixing the pot.

"Teach me" he said, "no" you replied, "why?" Chris whined, "I wanna learn it so I can sing to you" You smiled at his remark.

"Alright so" "Hanggang kailan ako maghihintay" you said emphasizing each syllable, "Hang-gan kailan ak-o mag hihintay" he sang it.

_____

"Hanggang Kailan ako maghihintay na makasama ka muli sa buhay ko'ng puno ng paghihirap" Chris sings while you were eating, you nodded to the tone.

"Na tanging ikaw lang ang pumapawi sa mga luha at naglalagay ng ngiti sa mga labi" he continue to sang, "did not butcher it at all, that was amazing hun!" you clapped, "I wish I could just kiss you right now" you said.

You heard a knock at the door, "wait a minute sweetie" you go and open the door and see Chris holding his bag, "Oh my god!" you catapulted into him, "I missed you so much" Chris kissed the top of your head.

"But I thought-" He cut you off, "Yeah, I pretended I was on a walk but I was actually at the airport, got a taxi and walked from ma's to here while you were cooking then I was here, outside singing like a crazy dude" Chris chuckled, "I love you" You kissed him.

"I love you more" he mumbled in the kiss.

🐀 and sleep schedule? (cannot find the bed emoji to save my life, sorry) (from @neathbound-fiends)

🐀 — Are they friends with any rats?

🐀: Not with any specific rat, but with rats in general yes, he doesn’t see why he shouldn’t be friends with them. Unless they raid his main pantry. Accords have been made and they can freely nibble on the secondary pantry, but the main one is off limits. Trespassers will be catapulted out of the window.

🛌 — How's their sleep schedule?

🛌: Fucked. When he should sleep he’s finishing tasks he postponed durijg the day. When he souldn’t sleep he tries to get some shut-eye (who’s gonna know with the scuba and all). The most sleep he gets is naps on railway voyages and sundays. Sundays are sacred sleep days.

From this aks!

Chú là Nguyễn Quốc Hoà, Hoà trong Hoà Bình ý. Chú nhập ngũ ngày 7-5-1964 rồi tham gia chiến trường tại Quảng Trị, Huế, Lào, Xuân Lộc, Sài Gòn. Khi tham gia du kích tại một doanh trại của Việt Nam Cộng Hoà, lúc cắt dây thép gai vào tới hàng rào của địch, bỗng dưng một đồng chí ho một tiếng làm địch phát hiện. Bao nhiêu là đạn bắn về phía các chú đang nấp. Đến lúc đó không biết xử lý thế nào, bên cạnh chú là ông Độc - tham mưu trưởng trung đoàn nói: "Mày có nhìn thấy xe tăng ở kia ko?" Chú bảo có rồi ông ý bảo bắn nó đi. Lúc đó chú vẫn còn là lính mới, đang cầm khẩu AK. Đồng chí của chú ở phía bên kia bị địch bắn hạ đã hy sinh. Thế là ông thiếu tá ấy chỉ phía bên kia, chú lăn sang có khẩu M40 thì lấy bắn cháy cái xe tăng ấy. Lăn sang bên kia nữa lại có một cái xe tăng khác xồ ra thì chú bắn trúng phát chết cái. Phía đằng xa có một cái lô cốt nó bắn pháo thì chú bị một mảnh đạn bắn trúng đầu chú. Đúng lúc đó, có bộ đội ta tới thì chú được khênh về trạm cấp cứu ở xã Cam Lộ, Quảng Trị. Khi tỉnh dậy chú mới hỏi bác sĩ là ai đưa mình về, người ta bảo là có cái cô du kích đưa về. Haha! . My name is Nguyen Quoc Hoa, Hoa in “Hoa Binh”, or Peace. I enlisted on 5-7-1964, then fought in various battlefields throughout Quang Tri, Hue, Laos, Xuan Loc, Saigon. I was on an invasive guerilla mission into one of the military bases of South Vietnam. While cutting wires of the steel barricade, a comrade accidentally let out a cough, giving us away. Immediately, tons of bullets catapulted towards where we were hiding. Just when we were trembling our way out, Mr. Doc - our regiment's chief of staff - who was right by me, ordered, "See the tank over there? Take it down." I was a newly recruit then, bearing an AK with me. My comrades were being shot down and killed. Determined, I rolled on the ground to where the M40 was laid, picked it up and fired relentlessly at the enemy's tank until it went blazed. When I was rolling back, another tank rose up out of nowhere, but it still raked up the deadly shots of mine. A tiny fraction of a bullet fired from a cannon at the blockhouse afar slid through my head. Coincidentally, our troops arrived and I was delivered to an emergence ward in Cam Lo village, Quang Tri. When I came around, I asked the doctors who took me there. They said a guerrilla lady did. Haha!

New Podcast “Bad Seeds” Investigates Black Market For Endangered Species

School of Humans and iHeart Podcasts have announced a new podcast, Bad Seeds. And no, it's not about the seeds for your garden. It's much more insidious.

The phrase “black market” evokes sinister images: Stacks of AK-47s. Crates of cocaine. Caged tigers. But potted succulents on a windowsill? No one is calling Crime Stoppers for that. And yet, the biggest black market you’ve never heard of is blooming right under your nose. Whether it’s a 4,000-pound cactus shoveled from the Arizona desert or delicate orchids pinched from the tangled jungle of Peru, rare plants are at the center of a rapidly growing -- and lucrative -- world of crime. 

The eight-part series begins with a special Earth Month launch on April 12 with two episodes. From Mexican drug cartels cashing in by ripping succulents from the desert, or a cabal of corrupt government officials secretly peddling endangered species, Bad Seeds looks into an underworld where obsessive collectors and hardened criminals collide. Along the way, we explore how all these crime sprees and cover-ups affect everyday consumers and enthusiasts -- and the fate of the planet. Model and sustainability activist Summer Rayne Oakes was stunned when a Modern Farmer feature on her prodigiously verdant Brooklyn apartment went viral in 2016. She catapulted into the forefront of a houseplant trend that peaked during the Covid pandemic. Little did she know that her popular unboxing videos and fame would inadvertently lead some obsessed consumers and suppliers to collect plants through nefarious means to fuel the growing plant obsession. After years of advocacy in the sustainable fashion and food industries, Oakes urges consumers to take a closer look at how the succulents and orchids adorning homes and Instagram videos are sourced. “To be honest, I feel a level of responsibility,” Oakes says today. “One of the reasons that drew me to host this podcast was to help folks understand the underreported nature of unethical plant harvesting, the detrimental ramifications it can have on the environment, and how we can be more aware of what to look out for.” In Bad Seeds, Oakes talks to the buyers, the sellers, the obsessives, and those who came face-to-face with the criminals behind an underworld few know exist. The podcast features interviews with avid plant collectors, US Fish and Wildlife Special Agents, scientists, and historians who show us that the passion for plants has been going on for a long time - from tulip mania in the Netherlands to the poacher who derailed Brazil's entire economy at the height of the Industrial Revolution. We also talk to people on the ground in places where deforestation and plant poaching has taken a grizzly toll. These stories feature some juicy twists and turns, but also expose the real threats to biodiversity that these crimes cause. 

School of Humans is a multi-platform production company producing series for television (Dirty Jobs, Six Degrees with Mike Rowe, Stuff You Should Know). The company launched its audio division with the hit true-crime podcast HELL AND GONE. Bad Seeds is distributed by iHeart Podcasts and will be available on the iHeartRadio app and everywhere podcasts are heard.

Shweta Tripathi Wiki, Biography, Age, Height, Weight, Family, Net Worth

Shweta Tripathi Wiki: Shweta Tripathi is a versatile Indian actress with critical acclaim and a strong fan following for her captivating performances in various films and web series. She first gained recognition for her breakout role as Shaalu Gupta in the 2015 Hindi film 'Masaan', and later went on to play memorable characters in popular shows like 'Mirzapur', 'The Gone Game 2', 'Yeh Kaali Kaali Aankhen', and 'Laakhon Mein Ek'. What sets Shweta apart is her ability to effortlessly embody quirky and complex characters, such as Amara Gujral in 'The Gone Game' and Dr Shreya Pathare in 'Laakhon Mein Ek'. She was born and raised in Delhi, where she completed her education at Delhi Public School, R.K Puram, before studying Fashion Communication at the National Institute of Fashion Technology. However, her passion for acting led her to pursue a career in theatre and eventually debut in 2009 with Disney's 'Kya Mast Hai Life'. Shweta Tripathi Wiki Shweta Tripathi Body Measurements Shweta comes from a family of creative individuals, with her father being an IAS officer and her mother a school teacher who loves playing the sitar. Her elder sister Pooja Tripathi is also a dancer and theatre enthusiast. Shweta is married to Chaitanya Sharma, an actor, rapper, and musician known as 'SlowCheeta', whom she met while working on a music video together. Apart from her notable work in 'Masaan', Shweta has also delivered outstanding performances in films such as 'Haramkhor', 'Gone Kesh', 'Mehandi Circus', 'Cargo', 'Raat Akeli Hai', and 'Rashmi Rocket'. However, her role as Gajgamini (Golu) Gupta in 'Mirzapur' truly catapulted her to widespread recognition and cemented her status as a sought-after actress on the OTT platform.

Shweta Tripathi Wiki

Shweta Tripathi Wiki

Real NameShweta Tripathi SharmaNick NamePinkiProfessionActressDate of Birth6 July 1985Age37 years (As of August 2023)Place of BirthNew DelhiNationalityIndianHair ColorBlackEye ColorBlackSexual OrientationStraightZodiac SignCancerReligionHinduismHometownDelhiCurrent LocationMumbai, MaharashtraLanguages KnownHindi, EnglishSchoolDPS RK Puram, DelhiCollegeNational Institute of Fashion Technology (NIFT), DelhiEducational QualificationGraduate in Fashion CommunicationTheatreYesHobbies and Favorites StuffTravelling, DancingFavourite ActorNawazuddin Siddiqui, Ranveer SinghFavourite ActressKonkana Sen Sharma, Ratna Pathak Shah, Alia Bhatt, Kalki KochelinFavourite MoviesRockstar, Dil Dhadakne Do, BadlapurFood PreferenceVegetarian Food

Shweta Tripathi Body Measurements

AttributeValueHeight5 feetWeight54 kgsEye colourBlackComplexionFairBreast size32 inchesWaist size28 inchesHip size32 inchesFitness routineGoes to the gym regularly Shweta's latest project involves lending her voice to the character of Barbara Gordon in the upcoming Warner Bros and DC Batman podcast series titled 'Batman: Ek Chakravyuh', directed by Mantra Mugdh. She is also filming for the forthcoming movie 'Kanjoos Makkhichoos', where she stars alongside Kunal Khemu. Shweta Tripathi's talent, versatility, and passion for acting have made her a force to be reckoned with in the Indian film and entertainment industry. Read the full article

more sniper builds! How about Aosta, Greythroat, Catapult and everyone's favorite sad cat Jessica?

Aosta: Much more of a planner and thinker, he's got a little bit of chub along with a bit of a belly. Likely spends more time planning and working on his projects than training or fighting. Likely not to have much muscle beyond what an average person would have.

GreyThroat: Definitely has a great work ethic and tries her hardest. She's going to take her training very seriously. Her legs are her best muscles, since she likes to be highly mobile. She's naturally on the lean side, and is going to have a bit of body fat to keep in good health, flat stomach bit no abs because they aren'tnecessary. Her arms and back aren't going to be as buff as a crossbow sniper like Schwarz, but she's going to be fairly toned and have excellent stamina for quicker attacks.

Catapult: She likes to relax, take it easy and snack, but she doesn't shirk her duties. She trains, but only when she has to. She's going to be a little bit chubby, because who the hell needs abs? Those things are useless. She's still in great shape, with strong leg muscles to keep her planted, but also lug around the weight of her ammunition belts. This is also going to lead to a strong core and decent arms.

Jessica: Nobody tries harder dammit! Jessica really does work hard, and that includes training, sometimes even if she really should stop or do something easier. She's in surprisingly good shape, though she doesn't have any area's that stand out, she really tries to keep the perfect amount of fat and muscle. She may not always be successful, anxiety and potential depression can making those things hell, but she tries. She may go through periods of being a little over or underweight, but she'll always get back thanks to her lesbian moms supporting her and her own hard work.

Thanks for the ask, hope you liked.

Happy Belated April Fools!: A3! Camel Tenma Imagine

…yes, you’ve read the title right

…no, i don’t have that kind of fetish

…but also yes, i’ve also just wrote a 1.5k+ words imagine on a camel (in reality this took me about a week to fully figure out how to camel)

i would like to point out that none of this would’ve happened if not for the lovely @currywaifu for dragging me down into this hell. 99.9% of the credit for this imagine goes to you even though i am the one who wrote it. so i figured that since i’m already here, ima drag all of you down here with me ;)))

on that note, i would be opening imagine requests for this blog very soon but dear god not about tsundere animals, this is not in any way indicative of how the future writing projects on this blog are going to go…maybe.

anyways, prepare yourselves and enjoy…i guess

ao3 version: here

NIGHTMARE FUEL WARNING

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“Mm…” your previous drowsy eyes were forced open to the bright sunlight beaming down at you. “...Where the hell am I and what am I doing here?” you glanced around, confusion clearly littered in your hues. What you are witnessing before you is a vast, open field of vibrant green with not much more to offer other than some lonely trees spread out in the distance.

You had no recollection whatsoever about your current situation. The last vivid memory you had was your visit with your celebrity, carrot-head boyfriend at the Mankai Dorms since today was the one time when he actually had a day off. “Seriously...where the hell is this place…?” Since there’s no point in simply standing around like an idiot, you’ve decided to explore this vast pool of greenery, hoping to discover at least some sort of clue.

However, your hopes to discover anything quickly dissipated as the field seemed like it was stretching infinitely with no clear signs of an end. It was at that moment that an indescribable sense of despair took control of your entire being and you hopelessly collapsed onto the green cushion below you.

In contrast to the beautiful scenery around you, your mood was like a wilted flower as you slowly scrunched your knees up and buried your head into them. You know that the waterworks would kick in very soon while your only wish at this point was to leave this mysterious hellhole so you can see your boyfriend again and jump into this arm for comfort and finally STOP this god forsaking nudging sensation on your head and, and…

Hm? Nudging?

You suddenly realized the gentle yet weighted sensation that would periodically brush against your head was not just your imagination playing tricks on you and was very real. Relief began filling in your wounds of despair as just the thought of another individual being here with you is more than enough comfort. You swiftly glanced up to the source of the contact in hopes of finally receiving the information you’ve been desiring for all this time.

However, the second you did so, all the thoughts that previously occupied your mind was sucked into a boundless black hole. The world seemed to stop flowing around you as you were met with the most gorgeous amethyst hues you’ve ever witnessed in your life. The sharp gazes pierced through you like arrows and it was then you noticed the long lashes that complemented those perfectly-shaped eyes. With a breath hitched in the middle of your throat,  you can’t help but be completely mesmerized by those crystal clear hues. Incidentally, at the same time, a strong sense of nostalgia emerged from the depth of you, they reminded you of someone, almost as if you’ve stared into the exact same hues before...somewhere…

At that point, you were so deep in thought that it resulted in you simply staring blankly back at the intense amethyst gaze. It wasn’t until you saw that they eventually broke contact with your own hues in a very awkward and uncomfortable fashion that you’ve realized you’ve been staring for much too longer than you had originally anticipated.

“Ah— I’m so sorry! That was very rude of me to stare! The truth is, I have no idea where this place is and was hoping that you could help me—” desperately trying to redeem yourself from the previous rudeness displayed, you bowed hectically like a maniac while asking for forgiveness. It wasn’t until you’ve glanced up again how large the figure of the individual actually was. The first to come into view was their abnormally long yet muscular legs, then it proceeded to a very broad yet protruding back, lastly you traced their body line all the way up to their long neck before finally receding back to those gorgeous amethysts which stood out amongst the pool of orange. “...What?”

T-This is what you think it is...or is it? As dumbfounded as you are by your recent discovery, your brain cells have somehow managed to process the identity of the individual before you. 

This is...a camel, right? What the hell is a camel doing in the middle of a meadow!? 

In contrast to your actual feelings, the orange beast seemed to think of your reaction to his figure a form of compliment, evident by how it arrogantly puffed its chest out and gave a good ol’ proud huff in response.

...I wasn’t praising you, that was all shock, you proud idiot… The phrase that floated into your mind was all too familiar since it was your go-to response to the occasional idiocy of a certain carrot-head actor. “I swear...just when I started to get hopeful again...why?” Today has been an emotional rollercoaster and just when you thought you’ve already made it down the first slope, there seemed to be an even larger second slope ahead. The dam that had previously managed to contain your tears previously broke down once again. Sorrowful sobs continuously escaped your lips and refused to cease as you vigorously tried to wipe away your tears.

However, what you didn’t realize was the flustered look the camel gave after seeing you suddenly resolve into tears as if it’s trying to say, “why did you suddenly start crying!? You were just fine a minute ago!” Your sudden outburst of emotions managed to put this camel into a panic frenzy as it desperately looked around as if attempting to find a source of comfort to calm you down. Though, its efforts were futile as the lack of resources around you could be comparable to a barren wasteland.

All that it can do now is look down hopelessly at your slumped state while having a mental battle with itself about the next course of action. Then, after having seemingly arrived at a viable solution, resolution flickered in its glittering amethyst orbs. After letting out a huffing sigh, the majestic orange beast lowered its lengthy neck to eye-level with you and leaned in as gentle as it can muster to be to not so much lick, but instead offer a gentle peck to your teary eyes with its furry snout.

Completely caught off guard by the action that is absolutely unbefitting of a camel, your overwhelming emotions came to a halt as you stared back at the animal, mouth agape. “You...what are you…?”

“Mrrorahhh…” To your question, the camel simply responded with incomprehensible camel noises. Of course, it was a camel, what did you even expect. However, somewhere, you felt, its emotions came through.

“Are you...perhaps telling me to stop crying?”

“Mrrorahh.” Once again, the camel cried as if to confirm your inquiry.

“Hehe, thanks. You’re right, crying’s not going to change anything,” honestly, you couldn’t believe that you were just comforted by a camel as you wiped away the last of the tears that streaked down your face. “You’re surprisingly a very smart and kind camel eh? There, there, thanks again.” Without thinking, you reached out and gave a few loving strokes on the animal’s head. Though, the second you’ve done so you felt it tense and freeze in place like a statue. Uh-oh, did I somehow offend it by petting it? Wait, can you even offend a camel in the first place? Oh god, whatever you do, just please don’t eat me… “S-sorry, I kind of just instinctively did that- huh?”

Of course, you’ve brought up your guards as soon as you detected the camel’s odd actions since you didn’t know and didn’t want to know what it could do to you if it went off a rampage. However, what happened next managed to send all common sense you’ve come to know in your life down a limitless black hole.

What you’ve witnessed was the animal before you once again averting those brilliant purples away from your own though this time, a deep shade of rosy pink was dyed across its entire face. T-This...this is what I think it is right? I never knew that camels were even capable of blushing… So you do learn something new everyday…

“Pfft...hahaha! What is this? You’re so adorable! Oh my god, I can’t- my stomach hurts!”

In response to your maniac laughter, the very same one you would use to make fun of a certain actor, you could’ve sworn the camel gave you a glare that suggested, “what the hell is so funny and don’t call me adorable!”

“Ahahaha...ha...you know, even though you’re a camel, you remind me a lot, like a lot of someone I know.” The camel whipped its gaze back towards you again at your nonchalant comment. It narrowed its perfectly shaped eyes and offered you the gentlest and kindest gaze as if it understood your words. And in response, as much as you hate to admit it, your heart definitely skipped a beat under those warm and kind eyes. What is this feeling…?

“-i, [Name], -ake up!”

No, this is a camel! There’s no way that I’m being captivated by a camel-!

“Wake up!”

Besides, even if I did feel this way, there’s no chance in hell since I already have Tenm-

“[NAME]!!”

Your eyes shot open almost as quickly as your body which basically catapulted upwards and resulted in painful contact with whatever it was that lurked above you. “Ow!”

“OW! What was that all about!?”

“Eh? Tenma…?” The first thing that descended in your field of vision was your orange-haired, multi-talented actor, and extreme tsundere boyfriend who was now holding his forehead in pain from the lovely headbutt that you’ve just offered him. Still not registering the full extent of the situation, you glanced around your surroundings in a daze before realizing that you’re in Tenma and Yuki’s room of the Mankai Dorm and that you’re currently laying on Tenma’s bed.

“Geez… I don’t know what to be more baffled by, the hardness of your head or the fact that you can fall asleep in a duration of a phone call.”

Ahh...so that’s what it is…

The second the puzzle pieces clicked into place, a new resolution was formed inside of you as you wordlessly leaped off your boyfriend’s bed and made your way out of his room.

“Oi, [Name], where are you going?” Not used to not hearing a familiar comeback from you, Tenma began to get worried as he hurriedly followed after your footsteps.

Meanwhile, your silent search finally came to an end as you found the one and only you were looking for in the living room, “hey, Tsuzuru-san?”

“Mm? What’s the matter, [Name]?”

“I have a request for the script of the next summer troupe show,” you stoically stated just as Tenma finally caught up to you.

“Oh? Well, let’s hear it.”

“...can you please cast Tenma as a camel for his next performance?”

“...huh?”

“WHY!?”

5 Mga Klasikong Musikerong Pilipino dapat Mong Malaman

The Classics

Ang mga artist na ito ay kilala at minamahal sa Pilipinas. Kung ikaw ay Pilipino, malamang na alam mo na ang lahat ng ito. Kung hindi ka, siguraduhin na bigyan sila ng pakikinig, dahil ito ang mga taong nagbigay ng daan para sa OPM.

1. The Eraserheads

Kilala sa kanilang panahon bilang "The Beatles of the Philippines", Dumating ang mga Eraserheads na isa sa mga pinaka-maimpluwensya at pinaka-maimpluwensyang pangkat sa kasaysayan ng OPM. Unang nagsama-sama ang banda sa unibersidad noong 1989 at agad bumangon para magtagumpay.  Ang nakababatang mga Pilipino ngayon, na ngayon ay natutuklasan na ngayon ang kanilang musika, ay tinanggap ang grupong nabihag ng buong bansa. Ang bandang  ito ay isa sa aking mga paboritong classic bands ng bansang Pilipinas. Maka bulohan at masigasig ang kanilang estilo sa pag awit kaya’t silay isang malaking impluwensiya sa larangan ng OPM.

Maaring marinig ang kanilang Best Hits dito : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkOfUEnzqwQ&ab_channel=ZayLacebalOfficial

2. Lea Salonga

Sa musika teatro at klasikong musika, isang pangalan tower sa itaas ng lahat ng iba pa – Lea Salonga. Si Lea ay naka-catapult sa internasyonal na tagumpay sa Broadway role sa Miss Saigon at Les Misérables. Sumali rin siya sa pamilya Disney, at ipinahiram ang kanyang tinig sa prinsesa mula sa Mulan at Jasmine. Dahil mastered control sa malawak na saklaw ng boses niya, mabilis na naging pangalan si Lea, at tama, naging pangalan ng sambahayan. Ang kanyang matataas na bibrit at tinig ang umantig sa mga tenga ng buong daigdig. Isa sa pinakamahusay na mang aawit sa ating bansa at isa na ako dun sa napakahanga sa kanyang angkin na talento.

Maaring marinig ang kanyang pag awit dito :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWGmg08a4c&ab_channel=wodfum

3. Francis Magalona

Si Francis Magalona ay nakasuot ng "Hari ng Pilipino Rap Music", at pioneer ang mabilis na berde sa bansa. Higit pa sa simpleng pabilisin ang mga salita sa isang matalo, ang huling francis M. ay sumulat ng mga awitin sa nasyonalismo at lipunan. Ang pag-iisip at inspirasyon, ang kanyang gawain ay nag-iwan ng marka sa industriya at ipinagdiriwang pa rin ng mga musikerong Pilipino ngayon. Ang kanyang hilig sa pag rarap ang nag pursige sa kaniya upang ipagpatuloy ang kanya music career  at pagbuo at pag gawa ng OPM.

Maarong marinig ang isa sa kanyang napaka  kilalang rap music dito :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRMBNOYLVXI&ab_channel=PinoySongHits

4. Parokya ni Edgar

Ang pag-impluwensya sa bawat batang Pilipino sa hayskul na sinubukang bumuo ng isang banda, si Parokya ni Edgar ay isang batong panulok (kasama ang Eraserheads) ng isang espesyal na uri ng musika sa lugar. Ang grupo ay kilala sa nakakatawa na salita ng kanilang mga titik na matinding apela sa isang pilipinong mapagpatawa. Ang banda na binuo noong 1993, at patuloy na naglalaro ng live gigs ngayon, mula sa niche, hole-in-the-wall music joints sa grand music kaganapan. Pinupuno pa rin ng kanilang napakalaking fanbase ang anumang lugar na kanilang biyaya, at ang kanilang mga pagtatanghal ay masigla at interactive.

Maaring marinig ang kanilang mga best hits dito : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGd1ypLZYVE&ab_channel=OPMLoveSongs

5. Rivermaya

Nabuo noong 1994, isa ito sa ilang pangkat na sumusulong noong 1990s sa Pagsabog ng Pilipinas. Ang Rivermaya ay kasalukuyang binubuo ng orihinal na mga miyembro na sina Mark Escueta at Nathan Azarcon, kasama ang pinakamahabang paglilingkod gitaristang Mike Elgar. Kabilang sa dating orihinal na miyembro ang Rico Blanco at bokalista Bamboo Mañalac, na kalaunan ay binuo ang banda Bamboo at kalaunan ay nagpunta sa kanyang solo career. Rivermaya ay nakalista sa tuktok dalawampu't limang pinakamalaking artist na nagbebenta ng mga artist / kumilos sa Pilipinas bilang kasalukuyan.

Maaring marinig dito ang kanilang greatest hits : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIE4hs_x8MU&ab_channel=JayAlancado

 Di mo pa sila  kilala? ano pa ba ang hinihintay mo ? Makinig kana ! Patuloy na iwagayway ang bandera ng OPM!

Here's The Real Story Behind Roadkill | HotCars

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Here's The Real Story Behind Roadkill | HotCars

Grown-up males, in beat-up cars, acting badly. For many, including the manufacturers of Roadkill , this is what sums in the show…

The particular hosts of the show undertake the worst cars they could lay their hands on, construct them to crazy levels and after that go about putting them by means of Herculean trials. Despite all of the love they show in order to cars, decimating one is furthermore cool, because, as they say, roadkill. Meaning, it's okay to accomplish what they do because it's thrilling can be done, and YOLO.

Want to drop an automobile off a cliff? Great. Driven over another having a tank? Roger! Try to build-up a pile of discard into a race machine. Paintball. Basically, this is boys long gone wild with their toys, and many of it is still unscripted, in contrast to the 'propah' TV shows which have lines and scripts plus studio setups.

It takes an autophile to learn one, which is why Roadkill continues to be going strong since last year and despite a route shift, continues to garner compliment and followers. Today, Roadkill is on Motor Trend Upon Demand, and its success continues to be such, it has spawned lots of spin-offs.

But where did it just about all begin for Roadkill ? Here’s a brief history, the backstory, and the anecdotes…

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In 2011, Jesse Freiburger, the F-Bomb Camaro owner , the sponsor of Roadkill was the editor-in-chief of Hot Rod publication. To go back a little further, Scorching Rod was founded in 1948 by Robert E. Petersen and its success led to one more magazine being launched within 1949, this one being MotorTrend.

Angus Mackenzie from Motor Trend recalls how a discussion between him and Freiburger started it all. Before this individual joined Hot Rod, Jesse Freiburger had produced several independent video content utilizing the worst-looking cars doing the many awesome-looking stunts. Mackenzie pondered if David would take a step like that the wheels started to turn. Like fate, available lay the new Hot Rod magazine, a special edition upon hot rods, and the title read through Roadkill .

The rest, as the saying goes, is history.

How did it all begin, you ask? It began with the words, "I'm Freiburger. That's Finnegan. This is the display where we play with vehicles and you point and chuckle. " And with that, Roadkill was born.

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Males behaving badly with vehicles. This is the key takeaway in the show that’s real yet nearly always chaos unfolds onscreen. In episode 17, the Toyota Prius is stepped on by a tank, because everybody hates the Prius, all of us guess. Then in event 83, Freiburger and Finnegan cackle with glee because they catapult cars off the 300-foot-high cliff in Ak.

And when a person reach 100 episodes, how can you celebrate? You take an Avoid Dart and drop this 1, 320 feet from the helicopter on a map attracted on a lake bed. Since you can. And because, once, within an episode-long, long ago a blindfolded Finnegan threw a dart at a map of the ALL OF US to see where they should purchase a car and drive it in return to LA, on a shoestring budget of $1, five hundred.

But within all this OTT madness is situated tons of information. Each vehicle they make, destroy, ridicule, is to do things with has a background, and the information is relayed freely, in the form of banter, therefore easily that you may even skip it.

IMDb gives Roadkill the rating of 8. 3 or more and customers feel it's the most enjoyable they have had while watching an automobile show. There is no unnecessary episode or tension, no money that should be made or spent, simply no car that has to build based on hoity-toity dreamers who understand nothing about the car, to start with.

The display is pure, unadulterated enjoyable. And it’s about incredible cars and the marvelous actions you can take with them. Enough said.

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Today, you can watch all of Roadkill on MotorTrend , free if you don’t thoughts the ads, paid if you would like only content, and nothing of the marketing fluff. Nice of the show has not lowered and spin-offs like Quicker with Finnegan show the viewers is ready for more.

What works is the chemistry between Freiburger and Finnegan , as well as the other cast and team of course. And the fact that they have no studios and path. The show is basically the stand-up improv comedy regarding cars, done by people that know everything there is to understand wheels and have a great spontaneity.

There are simply no scripts, just generic concepts that steamroll into a good episode and have given all of us cars like the VetteCart, Common Mayhem, BlaspHEMI, Pig Pencil, and The Disgustang. Some of these vehicles are still alive, others were broken and destroyed. Incidents where have been sold to people that are relatives of the people who operate the show.

To us, it’s a film you must watch, at least once. Afterwards, you will be hooked…

Sources: MotorTrend, IMDb

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September 14, 2016 at 3:27 pm

Written by Darius Shahtahmasebi

(ANTIMEDIA) — On September 11, 2001, one of the most tragic events in recent American history took place. Close to 3,000 civilians lost their lives in horrific terror attacks that took place on American soil. Fifteen years later, it is time to ask the question: have our counterterror efforts helped to reduce the amount of terrorism in the world? Or at the very least, have they tried to make the world safer?

According to a report released by Dr. Neta Crawford, professor of political science at Brown University, spending by the United States Departments of Defense, State, Homeland Security, and Veteran Affairs since 9/11 is now close to $5 trillion USD.

Before we have the chance to ask how a country that has racked up over $19.3 trillion USD in debt can spend $5 trillion USD on war, the focus of this article is to ask: What has all of this spending achieved?

As Reader Supported News reported at the end of last year, terrorism has increased 6,500 percent since 2002 (they probably should rename it “the war of terror”). In 2014, the outlet noted, it was reported that 74 percent of all terror-related casualties occurred in Iraq, Nigeria, Afghanistan, Pakistan, or Syria. As stated by Paul Gottinger, a staff reporter for Reader Supported News, out of the aforementioned countries, “only Nigeria did not experience either U.S. air strikes or a military occupation in that year.”

Omitted from that assessment is the fact that the U.S. has been meddling in Nigeria for some time now. Why wouldn’t they? Until recently, Nigeria was Africa’s largest oil producer, as well as the continent’s largest economy until last month.

Hillary Clinton herself refused repeated requests from the CIA to place Boko Haram, the al-Qaeda and ISIS-linked terror group wreaking havoc across Nigeria (statistically they are far more deadly than ISIS), on the U.S. official list of foreign terrorist organizations.

Further, it was Hillary Clinton’s war in Libya that helped catapult Boko Haram into the menace it is today. In 2009, Boko Haram was a small-scale group with very limited weaponry. Following the invasion of Libya and the fall of Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan armories were looted, and much of the weaponry was sent over to Syria. However, Boko Haram was able to capitalize on these looted weapons and the instability that rippled throughout Africa following the NATO-led war in Libya. As Peter Weber stated in The Week:

“[Boko Haram’s weaponry] shifted from relatively cheap AK-47s in the early days of its post-2009 embrace of violence to desert-ready combat vehicles and anti-aircraft/ anti-tank guns.”

Boko Haram is just one example of an unforeseen consequence, right? At least we removed a dictator who was going to massacre his own people in Libya, right? Despite one’s thoughts on Gaddafi’s moral compass, he was able to transform Libya into Africa’s most prosperous democracy with the highest standard of living on the continent.

Since then, Libya has fallen massively in the U.N. Human Development Index ratings (in 2015 alone, Libya fell 27 places). According to UNICEF, there are two million Libyan children out of school in a country that is now plagued by militants, civil war, and extremism. What are the chances of those children out of school being swayed to join a militant group?

Last year, four former U.S. air force service members wrote a letter to Barack Obama warning him that the single most effective recruitment tool for groups like ISIS was the drone program being implemented across the Muslim world, courtesy of the president himself.

In fact, three former U.S. air force drone operators have even backed a lawsuit against the state, brought by a Yemeni man who lost members of his family in a drone strike in 2012.

According to Oliver Stone and Peter Kuznick’s “Untold History of the United States”:

“When the U.S. began its Yemeni drone campaign in 2009, Al-Qaeda in the Arab Peninsula had fewer than 300 militants in Yemen. By mid-2012, that number had jumped to over 1,000.”

Still believe there is no relationship between bombing a country to death and the resulting extremist groups that emerge from the rubble?

It seems as though recent history is just repeating itself over and over — not to mention the cruel and unnecessary havoc unleashed on the people of Iraq and Afghanistan. As Ben Swann, an investigative journalist and outspoken critic of U.S. foreign policy, stated:

“Before the 2003 U.S. invasion, do you know how many suicide attacks there were in Iraq? None. In the country’s history there had never been one. But since the 2003 invasion, there have been 1,892.

“In Iraq, prior to the start of the Iraq war, there were reportedly just over 1.5 million Christians living in that country. And yet shortly after the war started, more than one million of them fled to Syria. That didn’t work out well. Today fewer than half a million Christians remain and yet are being exterminated by groups like ISIS.”

The list of ways in which the $5 trillion USD effort to stamp out terrorism has either caused more terrorism or done nothing remotely towards curbing terrorism is endless. Even College Humor, in their show “Adam Ruins Everything,” put together an informative piece on how the TSA is almost completely useless, having never prevented a single terrorist attack – ever.

Yet how much money has been flowing into these programs – and still is today?

It’s time for a realistic talk about our counterterrorism efforts. One can only assume the U.S. establishment is not genuine in their bid to fight terrorism across the globe given that they have continued policies that merely exacerbate terrorism and have created a world less safe for future generations.

The first step in preventing future terrorism would be to admit that our current strategy isn’t working. Anyone who believes otherwise — or who decides to run for president on the promise they will further expand these failed policies — is not only wasting our time, but will be wasting countless lives in the process.

Source: AntiMedia

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COLUMBIA: shutter shades / bowling shirt FLORIDA: boyfriend arm pillow / Guy Fieri cookware / rollerblades Walmart / car bra / 9mm suppressor / men’s cargo shorts / paintball sniper rifle GEORGIA: plaid pants / zombie apocalypse survival kit / Ed Hardy shirt / camo wedding dress HAWAII: GoPro Hero / Flowbee / speargun / aloha shirt / fanny pack / Spam / Louis Vuitton bag IDAHO: Shamwow / NERF Blaster / Fez / metal detector / glass pipe / smoked turkey / trucker hat / surfboard ILLINOIS: electric wine bottle opener / giant wine glass / gun silencer / patterned tights / Solo cups / floating beer pong table / Golden Girls mug INDIANA: shark costume / Tiddy Bear / Eggstractor / blow-up doll / cloche hat IOWA: temporary tattoo / lava lamp KANSAS: plus size lingerie wholesale KENTUCKY: adult big wheel / Confederate flag shirt / syringes / air mattress / ferrets for sale / Starter jacket 90s / comics LOUISIANA: microwave oven / Uroclub / Flex Seal / rat poison / big wheel / Fundies / portable diesel generator / hair extensions / crawfish pot MAINE: chicken coop / marijuana seeds / canoe / cat food / Mason jar / snowmobile MARYLAND: Comfort Wipe / Bacon Soda / cargo pants / cargo pants for women MASSACHUSETTS: Potty Putter / Samurai Umbrella / velour tracksuit MICHIGAN: car emergency kit / no-tie shoelaces / hunting clothes / beer pong table / Prince memorabilia / white truffle / white truffle oil MINNESOTA: mustache wax / iCare vape / parachute pants / hunting pack / electric surfboard MISSISSIPPI: mink coat / Apple Watch / Shake Weight / hoverboard / Bible / Uggs / Uggs for men / spy camera / overall / bell-bottoms / leg warmers / deer feeder / coffin / caskets MISSOURI: gun rack / garden gnome / potato gun MONTANA: M16 rifle / mudflaps / nunchucks / composting toilet / slingshot / bear trap / Beano / Birkenstocks / leather jacket / sewing machine NEBRASKA: UNO / fireworks / scented candles / personal massager / jorts / adjustable dumbbell set NEVADA: wine fridge / electric skateboard / Tao Te Ching / ugly holiday sweater / magic tricks / leisure suit NEW HAMPSHIRE: immersion blender / Ivanka Trump shoes / Edible Arrangement / rowing machine / dog coat / cargo shorts NEW JERSEY: Amazon Echo / Starter jacket / Gucci fanny pack / Prada perfume NEW MEXICO: PlayStation VR / digital camera / Bluetooth headphones / instant camera / jackalope / Baseboard Buddy / Chia Pet / dreamcatcher / brass knuckles / prayer flag / food dehydrator / cowboy hat / cosmetics / snow cone machine NEW YORK: fur clothing / Wearable Towel / Showtime Rotisserie / coyote urine / Payless boots that look like Uggs / tracksuit / women’s tracksuits / plaid golf pants / snakeskin shoes / platform sneakers / hemp necklace / hemp bracelet / men’s capri pants / Prada heels / mini wine bottles bulk NORTH CAROLINA: padded underwear / pet snakes / THC vape juice / laser tag set / dog Halloween costume NORTH DAKOTA: noise-cancelling headphones / George Foreman Grill / Total Gym / nickname / Jet Ski / Wii / capri pants / cat costume OHIO: Donald Trump tie / beard trimmer / nose hair trimmer / zombie garden gnome / Kate Spade fitness tracker / indoor putting green / denim vest / camo lingerie OKLAHOMA: sidewalk chalk / Kevin Durant jersey / ExtenZe / gas mask bong / throwing knives / Neodymium magnet toys / smoked ham / zombie survival kit / participation trophy / dog life jacket / 50 cal sniper rifle OREGON: homebrew supplies / clip-on ties / anti-snore pillow / hunting apparel PENNSYLVANIA: Amazon Fire Stick with Alexa / trigger lock / head massager / soap on a rope / mesh shirt / pinky rings / camo stethoscope RHODE ISLAND: rat trap / Speedos / bodysuit SOUTH CAROLINA: Amazon Fire TV / samurai sword / adult Underoos SOUTH DAKOTA: Exploding Kittens / Play-Doh / Cards Against Humanity / Catan / kegerator / slow cooker / Spanx / Ivanka Trump clothes / catheter / Lite-Brite / catapult / tube top / rod holders TENNESSEE: colostomy bags / adult coloring book / Dapper Dan Pomade / crack pipe / toupee / two-way radio / women’s overalls / bulk dog food / gator meat / Gucci mink coat TEXAS: Confederate flag bumper sticker / Igloo mini fridge / Hillary toilet paper / urinary catheter / truck gun rack / motorized kayak (the Rascal of kayaks) / cowboy hat rack / boot-cut jeans / five-toe shoes / 90s overalls / Daisy Duke shorts / leather cuffs / concealed carry corset / Nazi memorabilia / casket sprays / waterless urinal UTAH: Legos / mermaid tails / unicycle / Tanakh / Nintendo 3DS / belt buckle VERMONT: Selfie stick / Battleship / Slim Jim / Quran / Magic 8-Ball VIRGINIA: Thighmaster/ Bacon of the Month / hip flask / choose your own adventure books / puka shell necklace / bulk supplements / legal steroid / pet clothes WASHINGTON: temporary tattoo paper / emergency kit / emergency rations / earthquake kit / Canadian tuxedo / squid jig / crab pot / clam gun / shrimp pot WEST VIRGINIA: PlayStation 4 / Slip ‘N Slide / laptop / tablet computer / rebel flag / Flags of the Confederate States of America / mini fridge / Red Copper Square Pan / duct tape / Confederate flag bikini / futon / bong / handgun / shotgun / electronic cigarette / lingerie / plus size lingerie / Etch A Sketch / FitBit / moonshine still / Beanie Babies / bikini / pogo stick / Xbox One / NES Classic Edition / concealed carry purse / vape juice / creatine / anabolic steroid / butter churn WISCONSIN: truck nuts / Bacon Salt / Stihl chainsaw parts / The Sopranos Season 6 / Big Mouth Billy Bass / healing crystals WYOMING: Kindle Fire / Rubik’s Cube / ammunition / bulk ammo / P90X / Snuggie / Proactive / Bowflex / first aid kit / grenade / Fabletics (Kate Hudson’s workout clothing brand) / gas mask / gun safe / Turducken / Rumba / inline skates / bolo tie / long underwear / dog food / bagpipes / fishing pole / paintball / AK-47 / Colt AR-15 / bulletproof vest / body armor