Not my usual post type but imagine a Kung Fu Panda AU but it's one of those human high school AUs
The Furious 5 are a group of friends who all attend the same martial arts club outside of school (run by Shifu ofc) and Po is a new member of the group after his dads encouraged him to do it so he could improve his confidence.
When in school however; Crane and Viper are in the same dance club, Tigress and Mantis are part of the student Council meanwhile Monkey isn't in an after school club but often stays behind after school on Fridays to help the cleaning staff out
Kai, Tai Lung and Shen are a group of friends, your average bully group if anything. Though each one is different in their method of bullying and why they act like that
Kai being the oldest and skilled in a few different forms of martial arts likes picking on others who are more weaker than him to boost his own ego due to being scared of being seen as too soft by his two friends
Tai Lung used to be bullied before he transferred to Jade High (what I'm calling the high school in this nonsensical au) and to avoid it happening again he became a bully, eventually teaming up with Kai. Much to his family's disapproval and disappointment (his family being Shifu and Tigress)
Lastly is Shen, the rich (nepo-baby) of the group, he is vain and likes making rude comments about people's looks. But he will also be physical whrn bullying someone. Think like Regina George from mean girls mixed with Hoshiko Mizudori from Yandere Simulator (I hate that game but she's the only one I can think of that fits Shen for this). Along with this he often gets away with it more due to his parents funding the school during big events.
As for the Chameleon from Kung Fu Panda 4 she's like the stereotypical pick-me who thinks she's part of Kai's squad just bc she's also a bully, though none of those 3 dudes even know she exists
If I actually decide to make more for this I'll probably try making designs for each character and/or short stories on Tumblr based off this au.
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Did they really..... do absolutely nothing with the fact that Jaune "had" to kill Penny?.....
I thought maybe they could pull something out at the end somehow; maybe have Penny be the one to help Ruby through her rough time as well as the tree lady
Though then again with all the Summer build up I'm not surprised
But I'm.... both flabbergasted and defeated that we went through this entire Volume without ever actually addressing Jaune killing Penny.
Back after Volume 8, so many people were like "So they HAVE to address this, right? Oh man how is Ruby gonna react to this??" And many were speculating and wondering
Apparently she won't, is the answer. We don't even know if Blake & Yang know either. They just never actually talk about or react if they do know
And I'm wondering.... why? Why did they tease about the Penny angst and then it amount to nothing in the end? Why did Ruby have to pass out while Weiss talked about the subject, and then never gets to talk about it afterwards? Why did she get to find the sword (that shouldn't even exist, mind you), give it up, then when it's thrown away she just leave it at that?
I know the answer is random angst and Jaune angst, but still.
Penny deserved so much better, and so did we. The audience deserved to be treated better and respected, but we got... this.
I wished they had picked between wanting to push the Summer stuff or the Penny stuff, since they clearly couldn't do both. And what we got of each was so... nothing
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The Wyvern King (The Lion King Parody Casting):
This animated adventure follows the adventures of the young Wyvern Rathalos, the heir of his father, Teostra. Rathalos’ wicked uncle, Alduin, plots to usurp Teostra's throne by luring father and son into a stampede of Jagrases. But Rathalos escapes, and only Teostra is killed. Rathalos returns as an adult to take back his homeland from Alduin with the help of his friends Royal Margarine Cookie and Pitaya Dragon Cookie.
Rathalos as Simba (Monster Hunter)
Rathian as Nala (Monster Hunter)
Teostra as Mufasa (Monster Hunter)
Alduin as Scar (Skyrim)
Royal Margarine Cookie as Timon (Cookie Run)
Pitaya Dragon Cookie as Pumbaa (Cookie Run)
Ananas Dragon Cookie, Lotus Dragon Cookie, Lychee Dragon Cookie, Longan Dragon Cookie, and Snapdragon Cookie as Themselves/Pumbaa’s Friends (Cookie Run)
Tarte Tatin Cookie as Herself/Timon’s Friend (Cookie Run)
Big Band as Zazu (SkullGirls)
Master Oogway as Rafiki (Kung Fu Panda)
Lunastra as Sarabi (Monster Hunter)
Pomegranate Cookie as Shenzi (Cookie Run)
Licorice Cookie as Banzai (Cookie Run)
Poison Mushroom Cookie as Ed (Cookie Run)
Swablu as Cub!Kiara (Pokemon)
Altaria as Adult!Kiara (Pokemon)
Various Characters as Other Animals
Bonus:
Flygon as Kovu (Pokemon)
Spyro as Kion (Skylanders)
Bandana Waddle Dee as Bunga (Kirby)
Hippotas as Beshte (Pokemon)
Liepard as Fuli (Pokemon)
Tulin as Ono (The Legend of Zelda)
Medli as Anga (The Legend of Zelda)
Here’s your hint to the next Casting:
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Kung-Fu Psychic Tetralogy (Kung Fu Panda Parody) Cast
Kung-Fu Psychic 1: "To everyone's surprise, including his own, Helmut Fullbear, an overweight, clumsy psychic, is chosen as protector of the Valley of Peace. His suitability will soon be tested as the valley's archenemy is on his way."
Kung-Fu Psychic 2: "Helmut and his friends fight to stop an affogato villain from conquering China with a deadly new weapon, but first the Dragon Warrior must come to terms with his past."
Kung-Fu Psychic 3: "When Helmut's long-lost psychic father suddenly reappears, the reunited duo travels to a secret magic user paradise to meet scores of hilarious new psychic characters. But when the supernatural villain Dio begins to sweep across China defeating all the kung fu masters, Helmut must do the impossible-learn to train a village full of his fun-loving, clumsy brethren to become the ultimate band of Kung Fu Magic Users."
Kung-Fu Psychic 4: “Helmut must train a new warrior when he's chosen to become the spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace. However, when a powerful shape-shifting stand user sets his eyes on his Staff of Wisdom, he suddenly realizes he's going to need some help. Teaming up with a quick-witted acrobat, Helmut soon discovers that heroes can be found in the most unexpected places.”
Helmut Fullbear (Psychonauts) as Po (Voice Actor Reference)
Otto, Ford, Compton, Lucy, and Cassie (Psychonauts) as Themselves/Po’s Friends
Sauna Egg Cookie (Cookie Run) as Mr. Ping
Tatiana (No Straight Roads) as Master Shifu
Ginseng Cookie (Cookie Run) as Master Oogway
Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run) as Tai Lung
Coach Oleander (Psychonauts) as Commander Vachr
Caramel Arrow Cookie (Cookie Run) as Tigress
DJSS (No Straight Roads) as Mantis
Sayu (No Straight Roads) as Monkey
Eve (No Straight Roads) as Viper
Neon J. (No Straight Roads) as Crane
Bob Zanotto (Psychonauts) as Himself/Po’s Lover
Affogato Cookie as (Cookie Run) Lord Shen
Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run) as Wolf Boss
Capsaicin Cookie (Cookie Run) as Thundering Rhino
Tea Knight Cookie (Cookie Run) as Storming Ox
Peperoncino Cookie (Cookie Run) as Croc
Elderberry Cookie (@sundove88) as Li Shan
HollyBerry Cookie (Cookie Run) as Po’s Mom
Matcha Cookie (Cookie Run) as The Soothsayer
DIO (Jjba) as Kai
Foo Fighters (Jjba) as Mei Mei
Cream Puff Cookie (Cookie Run) as Bao
Fireman and Iceman (Megaman) as Dim and Sun
Snapdragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Lei Lei
Pancake Cookie (Cookie Run) as Nu Hai
Oyster Cookie (Cookie Run) as Grandma Panda
Butter Roll Cookie (Cookie Run) as Master Bear
Avdol (Jjba) as Master Rooster
Rubber Soul (Jjba) as The Chameleon
Cerabella (Skullgirls) as Zhen
Various Characters as The Citizens of China
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