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costcopunk · 1 year

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they are arguing again

#south park #south park fanart #south park kids #cartmen #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #south park kenny

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mccwhoredick420 · 1 year

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Here you go, heads up I'm high asf so beware.

Butter x kenny

Kyle x stan

Tweek x Craig

Tw, swearing and shit

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Ericis.thebest added Kyle.broflovski, stan6969, gaywhore420, butterscotch123, craigsbitch, craig1212.

Cartmen: hey guys

Kyle: what is this cartman

Cartmen: well our dear friend Kenny here got his first phone so I thought I'd make a place for him to chat to everyone.

Kyle: oh, that's cool and weirdly nice of you

Stan: I agree what are you up to

Cartmen: nothing! Kenny was just in need of socialization:)

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Kenny: I swear to fucking God cartmen I will fuck you up

Cartmen: be nice to me kenny:) I have your future in my hands

Kenny: it's not my future dumbass it's a stupid crush I will tell him myself tomorrow just stop being a dick

Cartmen: i will tell everyone, I don't think butters parents are very okay with the gays

Kenny: fuck you

Cartmen: I'm doing this for you bud, butters isn't going to like you just give up,

Cartmen: go tell the group I'm being nice so they don't get suspicious

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Kenny: cartmen was really helpful actually, even helped me pick out a phone

Craig: damn since when have you been helpful cartmen

Cartmen: well I realized lately that I haven't been a very good friend, maybe I need to, shape up

Kyle: cut the crap cartmen

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Kenny: Kyle stop please

Kyle: are you okay?

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Butters: that's cool kenny!

Kenny: thanks butters

Stan: did any of you do the homework assigned?

Kyle: yup

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Butters: it's really cool you got a phone kenny, if you need help setting up anything just let me know!

Kenny: thank you butters, I'm not to good with it really maybe you could help me at lunch tomorrow?

Butters: of course!

Kenny smiled behind his phone, he wished cartmen would fuck off so he could tell butters.

#south park #kenny x butters #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #craig x tweek #style #cartmen #gay #texts #im to high to gove a shit what yall think but i hope you like it

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takunwilliams · 5 months

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NEW FINE ART by TECHNODROME1 2023

mixed media drawings on paper mounted on cardboard ,

#portaits #cartmen #southpark #picasso #women #cubism #abstraction #sketchbook #colors #crayons #drawings #for sale #prints #original art #technodrome12 #pop art

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riko-is-not-funny3 · 1 year

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Little South Park Dream

I had a dream about I was the same age as the Main four in South park and I had a child? I also had this paper that if you colored it you get 8 billion dollars, i did and got the money, Then, I climbed Kennys house and gave him the money

"Here, you need this" I said. He took the money and left. I went home, went on my phone and found out that stan made a discord server? that doesn't make since. And, of course, Kyle and Cartmen were arguing and Stan was posting the most random shit ever. That was all:) This is also my first time posting sooo sorry if i didn't do well

#South park #Stan #Kyle #Kenny #cartmen #dream

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cherrimilk · 11 months

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✧ cruel summer | south park

‘my sister is off limits, you fucking horny assholes’

⤷ in which stan marsh’s twin sister is back in south park after five years. and with the gang from fourth grade all back together again with y/n marsh’s return, they prepare for what they hope to be the ‘best summer ever’. but with childhood crushes resurfacing and the end of their childhood quickly approaching with the start of their senior year soon, the summer they hoped for may go far differently then what they wanted.

pairings ✧ kenny mccormick x fem! reader, kyle broflovski x fem! reader (two endings!)

genre ✧ coming of age, drama, love triangle romance, slice of life kinda?? crack, half smau, half written

warnings ✧ underage drinking and drug use, south park teenagers being south park teenagers, angst (but i’m a sucker for fluff so expect way more of that)

chapters ✧

⤷ one

character profiles ✧

⤷ twitter

tag list ✧

⤷ open !

#south park x reader #south park #kenny sp #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski sp #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh #eric cartmen #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park smau

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hoosurdaddy · 1 year

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Post Covid!Stan's group; Orgasm Control.

Pairing: Post Covid!Stan x Reader, Post Covid!Kyle Broflovski x Reader, Post Covid!Eric Cartmanx reader, Post Covid!Kenny McCormick x reader. (separate).

triggers: 18+, smut, orgasm control. Post covid!

Stan would love this idea so so much. He would tie you up and kiss you all over, until you're begging and whining for him TO DO SOMETHING. This shit would laugh and mutter about how impatient you were. Even though you'd want to touch him, you couldn't cause you're tied up. Stan would love hearing you beg and beg for him to touch you, until he finally gave into you. Stan would love how wet you were from his teasing. When Stan finally thrusted into you, when you were close to reaching your orgasm, he'd stop and tell you "be a good girl, or else you'll be punished more." He'd start thrusting into you, but you couldn't focus on anything else but you're in coming orgasm, but when Stan told you weren't allowed to cum, you kept your mouth shut, not wanting to disappoint Stan. But when Stan finally groaned, "cum for me now," You came at the same time.

Kyle would so do it when he was eating you out because hes a tease. This boy would you up so much that you would be squirming and moaning underneath him then he would stop or slow down. You'd beg and beg to go faster. Kyle would be smug asf but you nedded him to finish. He'd make you wait until he turns to you and say "say my name baby." and you would be chanting Kyle's name like a prayer. It got to the point where you were about to slide your fingers down to "Kyle, please. Kyle.“ And once he was happy, he would go back to sucking your clit so hard that you would see stars. You would be pulling his hair so hard and screaming. Kyle loved it, and you ofc

Cartman would probably start fingering at dinner with his mom or somewhere public, so you had to keep it cool while you get hot and bothered, then would stop when you were close to cumming, and you'd look over at him and he would laugh in your face. No one would know why Cartman was laughing, but he would continue to tease you some more, example, massaging your thigh but not touching you, until his thumb magically brushes over your sensitive clit, you would be clutching his wrist and chewing your jaw to stop the moaning. He'd love the power he has over you and your orgasms. Until he feels the zipper of his jeans coming down.

With Kenny since he's got such a high demand job, it would be right time right place. So after his week off you would literally turn around him; "please fuck me till i can't walk" and Kenny would be :O, he'd have no idea where this all came up, but he'd pick you up and throw you up the wall, thrusting into you, not breaking eye contact with you. It would be so good. When you reached closer to your orgasm, you'd tell him "Ken.. I need to.." and he would cut you off with a kiss, "not yet. not until i say." his hands are gripping your thighs while you held his shoulder as his thrusts got rougher, you can feel your stomach tightening. You want to cum so bad, but you didn't until Kenny finally told you to cum and when you do, it feels so so good. Kenny would be whimpering your name so loudly.

rip to me.

#post covid!kyle broflovski x reader #post covid!stan marsh x reader #post covid!kenny mccormick x reader #post covid!kyle broflovski #post covid!stan marsh #post covid!kenny mccormick #post covid!south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #eric cartmen x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #Eric cartman #post covid!eric cartman #post covid!eric cartman x reader

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hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow · 28 days

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I'm convinced most people that hate kyman didn't watch the full series.

#sp #south park #shipping #kyman #cartmen x kyle

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goofycassie · 1 month

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Meet Vanessa Cartmen

She's just moved into Chestnut Bridge by herself. She's ambitious with plans to open her own restaurant one day.

Once she's settled in, she will familiarise herself with the neighbourhood, seek the perfect location for her restaurant and socialise with the townies.

Being that she's young, single, and gorg', let's see what this queen gets up to...

#meet my sims #sim: vanessa cartmen #black sims 4 #black sims #sims 4 #the sims 4

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ryanmypoorlittlemeowmeow · 1 year

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started writing a fanfic and gave up on the second chapter how do you guys even do this

#south park #south park x reader #stanley marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartmen #south park fanfic

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lemoncheesesquare · 10 months

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