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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Julia Argent: Can’t you see the road?
Carman Sandiego: I’m sorry your beauty is blinding.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Crackle:
Would you guys be there for me if i was going through something?
El Topo:
No.
Crackle: ?!
Mime Bomb: *shakes his head*
Crackle: ?!?!
Eclipse:
Nope.
Crackle: ?!?!?!
Carman Sandiego:
Absolutely not.
Crackle: ?!?!?!?!
El Topo:
I hope it sucks whatever you’re going through.
Crackle:
“I hope it sucks”???
Eclipse:
As black holes.
Crackle:
Oh what the fuck!
Carman Sandiego:
I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Crackle:
Carman?!
Mime Bomb: *signs*
I hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
Crackle:
Dude!
Eclipse:
Can’t wait go yer funeral knowin’ i could have changed dat outcome.
Crackle:
OH BRROOOTHEERR.
El Topo & Eclipse: *high fives*
Crackle:
Fffuck man what the hell.
Carman Sandiego:
Shit got real real quick.
Crackle:
I was just asking if you would be there for me!
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Eclipse: Sha la la la don’t be shy.
Carman Sandiego: No! I’m not telling Jules i like her!
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Julia Argent: Your smile? It makes my day.
Carman Sandiego: Your happiness? I live for that.
Eclipse: A date?
Player: Go one.
Zack: Hotel?
Ivy: Trivago.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Vlad: *takes out a shotgun*
Boris: *takes out two pistols*
Eclipse: *turns his watch into a revolver*
Carman Sandiego: Gangsters.
Shadowsan: They are Cleaners.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 year
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Countess Cleo:
Who allows you and your children to be fashion icons?!
Shadowsan:
Be what??
Carman Sandiego:
Dresses like a suburban dad.
Eclipse:
Plays golf an’ fights crime.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Carman Sandiego: Fall in love with someone who’s.
Julia Argent: Comfortable with your silence.
Eclipse: Who doesn’t need yer words ta kno ‘tis time ta kiss ye.
Mime Bomb: *kisses Eclipse’s cheek*
Carulia: ❤️
Ginade: ❤️‍🩹
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 year
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hey can you please stop spamming the carmen tag im trying to look at other peoples content but since you post so much whenever i try to blacklist the tag you use when i try to look at the latest posts it only shows a few posts and i cant scroll and look at other peoples content. if you could just please limit your posting or post in another tag!
Let’s see. Scroll to the bottom of you wish to see the summary.
No, i cannot stop spamming the tags.
See, i am not doing this for anyone, i am doing this for my own fun.
By what i am understand, either i post less or post in other tags.
For the record and what i have heard, tumblr is a place to share.
I have no right to tell you what to do, nor anyone could have any right to order me.
I like posting on tumblr, i like strolling in tumblr, i am sure you do too.
I understand that you wish to see others’ content, but please understand i wish to post.
However, i would not post on weekends, please see if that suit you.
I suggest enjoying my posts too, in that way you would be annoyed less and enjoy more contents.
Again, i understand you stand for yourself when you asked me. Therefore, please, understand that i stand for myself when i said this.
You and i are both human beings that have our own minds and thoughts. I cannot force you to think otherwise, as you cannot force me to do otherwise.
I will continue to post the amount i wish to, using the tags as i wish to, do anything i wish to.
I bowed down to VILE, i bowed down to the only family i knew.
My sister showed me how to stand up for oneself, i am not throwing the invaluable lesson into waste.
Call me overdramatic, but i stand for myself when i say this because i no longer bow down to anyone.
Nah
Summary:
No, i can’t.
You could try to enjoy my quotes.
I will post less during weekends, if that is limiting my posting to you
Could you kindly suggest me a specific way to post in another tag?
No, i could not
I do not exist to please others, not anymore
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 year
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Zack:
Weird to think of that huge Coach being a mom.
Ivy:
Weirder to think that ninja being a dad.
Player:
Shadowsan is Dad.
Carmen Sandiego:
Dadowsan.
Shadowsan:
Do not nickname me.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Ivy: He’s so small…
Zack: He’s so small…
Carman Sandiego: He’s so small…
Eclipse: He’s so small…
Player: I get it, I’m small!
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jade-eclipse-li · 10 months
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Pride month!
Zack:
What do you count as? Gay?
Pride month!
Eclipse:
Non-binary inta man, ain’t gay.
Pride month!
Julia Argent:
I’m gay!
Pride month!
Carman Sandiego:
I know you are Jules, bi the way.
Pride month!
Player:
You aced that pun Red.
Pride month!
Ivy:
Let’s goo Lesbian let’s gooo!
Pride month!
Zack:
I’m gay too, so how about your gay?
Pride month!
Eclipse:
Nah.
Pride month!
Shadowsan:
What do you wish to be, aro?
Pride month!
Eclipse:
Eh, me be fine. Like ev’ryone should be themselves.
Pride month!
Team Red:
Happy Pride Month!
Pride month!
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Carman Sandiego: Are you just gonna stand there?
Shadowsan: I am supporting you from a distance.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Eclipse: How dare of you to bully my friends.
Le Chevre: Wh-
YOU ARE THE BULLY!!!!!!
El Topo: He’s not.
Mime Bomb: *crosses his arms*
Carman Sandiego: He is a bully.
Crackle: It’s really only Jean Paul.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Le Chevre: You actually were telling the truth.
Carman Sandiego: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Shadowsan: To help people?
Carmen Sandiego: To help people!
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 months
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Julia Argent: Hello, Carmen Sandiego.
Carman Sandiego: Hello queeen.
Carulia: ❤️
Mime Bomb: *walks in the room*
Eclipse: *throws a pillow at Mime Bomb*
Mime Bomb: *gets hit & flies out of the room*
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