Howdy friends, I’ve written a few short stories that I wanted to throw out into the ether. And I went back and tagged all my previous writing posts with the tag “metaphortune writes” for easy finding!
Here’s a short story about small towns, the priorities of young people, the sweetness of summer, and siblings. I didn’t edit it at all so my apologies in advance for any grammar failures!
The Big Slush machine went out on Sunday, April 14th, 2005. If we’re being honest here, it was the only reason my sister and I went to Johnson’s Fuel Mart. Their soda fountain tasted like it dumped about as much plastic into every cup as it did soda syrup. Their candy was tremendously overpriced, they had 1 brand of chips, Big Harold’s, and they cleaned the floors about once every 2 years. But the Big Slushes were heaven.
Suffice to say, April 14th was the end of an era for us. Each passing week we drifted farther and farther from knowing those floors like the back of our hands. Our ability to use the Big Slush machine with surgical precision faded and we reverted to slushie peasants. Mona, the main evening clerk slowly forgot our names, and our allowances stayed in our pockets more than ever.
One Tuesday, July 14th, I walked to Frantz Park down on Alpine Road. The benches were covered in droplets of a syrupy, sappy resin from a tree I’d never learned the name of. After sitting on the 40-year-old swings for a while, rusty chains and all, I walked through the outfield of the baseball diamond.
There was a windstorm that blew through town on July 12th, so it was no surprise when, deep into center-field, I saw a few pieces of trash had blown into the grass. A 3ft long Walgreens receipt, a fast food wrapper, and the item that caught my attention. A full two months after the Big Slush machine went out, there it was. In pristine condition, a clear plastic Big Slush cup. 34 fluid ounces with a flared rim. No lid, no straw, just the cup.
Obviously, I was elated. I picked up the cup and started fast-walking home. Throughout the walk my mind was fixated on what I believed to be the one possible explanation for how the pristine Big Slush cup came to be there: somewhere in our 15 stoplight town, there was a new Big Slush machine.
Nora shared my enthusiasm for the cup, but was more skeptical of my hypothesis. Realistically speaking, there weren’t many other places that would’ve had the machine. Not to mention, would they have the good flavors? Blue Raspberry, White Cherry, and Cola? Would it even be worth it if the machine had the disappointment of Grape or the medicine taste of Strawberry? It was purely speculation, but our teenage minds raced.
The next day, geared up with a list of all the businesses we thought could have a Big Slush machine, we set out to find it. First, we walked up State Route 117 to the small grocery, Three Bear Market. No luck there, but they were having a sale on gum. Blowing giant, sticky bubbles, we walked to the next business. Cutting across the alley between State Route 117 and Terrence Street, we made it to McAllen’s Bakery. No luck there, but the owner was very nice and complimented our backpacks.
We took Terrence Street to Alpine Road and stopped for a short break at Frantz Park. The benches were still sappy, the swings were still rusty. Funny how things don’t change overnight. We walked the outfield of the baseball diamond looking for any other pieces of evidence, but alas, there was no trash to be found. That’s probably good in the grand scheme of things, but we were disappointed.
Walking through the streets with Nora was a slightly blissful experience. Not quite a full on sort of bliss where everything in the world is great and nothing ever hurts; but a soft, warm filter on everything. That’s the benefit of having a good relationship with your older sibling, having them around is like a blanket of security. Nothing can ever go THAT wrong when they’re with you.
We’d taken Alpine to First, then First to Reagan. On Reagan was the first gas station built in town, the Marathon, formerly known as the Brachston Pump Station. Marathon bought it up in 1996, installed all new pumps, remodeled the inside, and removed any character the building had had. Oh, and they didn’t have a Big Slush machine. Probably worth mentioning that.
From the Marathon on Reagan, we walked a block or so down the Walgreens. Walgreens having a slushie was a long shot, but didn’t pharmacies used to have soda fountains back in the day? It wasn’t THAT absurd. We wandered around the building to find exactly zero Big Slush machines. The clerks, disenchanted college dropouts, paid exactly zero attention to us.
The last place we tried was the only other gas station in town, Stop-N-Go. We had to walk the entire rest of the way down Reagan to where it dead-ended into Marshall Street and walk Marshall Street until it dead-ended into Montgomery Avenue. That all ends up being about a mile’s walk, but we were determined. We entered through the oddly heavy steel and glass door and asked the clerk. They didn’t have one.
However, the clerk, Henry, was also a fan. Or at least pretended to like them. As a favor to the owner, Henry worked one night at the other Stop-N-Go, about 4 miles away in Hallston back in 2003. He remembered them having a slushie machine, but couldn’t remember what type. We figured that even if it was there in 2003, it probably wasn’t there today, and slunk out of the store. But Henry came out after us and said “let me call the other store and ask them for you, alright?”
The clerk on the other end seemed very confused, but eventually was able to confirm the news we were so adamant on receiving: they had a Big Slush machine in working order! We expressed our joy and gratitude to Henry after he hung of the phone, he said he was “stoked it worked out for you.” We were stoked too, Henry.
We took Montgomery down to Fourth and ended up back home. Our parents wouldn’t be home from work for a few hours, which gave us time to plot exactly how we’d ask them to drive us 4 miles to go to a gas station. The plotting was all for naught, as they were tremendously unimpressed. “Next time we’re out that way, we’ll go” they said. But the reality of the situation was that we’d only been to Hallston a few times. It was in the opposite direction of Wrexham, the small city we’d go to from time to time.
Luckily, Nora remembered a fact that I had failed to remember. The rails-to-trails bike path that went through our town also went through Hallston. Neither of us were really that interested in biking, but if it meant getting a Big Slush? We’d have biked 20 miles one way. We got our bikes out for the first time in weeks that day, inflated the tires, tested our helmets, and set off.
Four miles is a hell of a bike ride when you haven’t biked in weeks. It was all flat land surrounded by farmer’s fields, but it was still 4 miles in the heat of July. Luckily, we had a frosty goal to keep our minds set on. Whenever we faltered or slowed down, the other would just say “Big Slush!!!” in a sort of TV commercial announcer voice. After a half an hour or so, we made it to the Hallston. Neither of us really knew where the Stop-N-Go was, but we fortune favored us. A Stop-N-Go fuel truck was stopping-n-going at the the traffic light near the bike path. We sped to follow it.
The truck took a left onto the state route and turned into the Stop-N-Go. Success! We found ourselves in the parking lot, shouting “Big Slush!!!” at each other in the aforementioned voice. We opened the surprisingly light (or just well maintained) steel and glass door and saw a large sign hanging from the ceiling that said “DRINKS” in Comic Sans. We walked towards the sign and found our holy grail. The Big Slush machine.
There it sat on a red counter, humming away and constantly rotating the slush inside. Condensation sat on the plastic windows to view each of the three flavors churning, and we parsed the flavor selection. Strawberry (aka medicine), Grape (aka disappointment), and White Cherry. As Meatloaf didn’t say: 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. But as we approached the machine, our hearts sunk. The White Cherry flavor was out of order.
We literally ran to the counter to ask the incredibly confused clerk what was happening and when it would be fixed. There was an error with the ratios of the newest White Cherry syrup batches which made the slushies too hard to fit through a straw. We begged the clerk to just turn it on and let us have some, we didn’t care that they’d be hard, we didn’t care how long it’d take, and we’d wait around; but the clerk refused.
Ultimately, we’d come too far for this to happen. We were going to drink a Big Slush and that was going to be the end of it. We swallowed our unhappiness and decided to get the flavors of medicine and disappointment. I got the Grape, Nora got the Strawberry. Honestly, they were not great. The Grape still tasted like the inside of a shoe, and the Strawberry still tasted like it was a slushie version of children’s liquid ibuprofen. But they still quenched a primal desire in us. Can you call a desire for a slushie a primal desire? Sure, why not.
The rest of the summer break, we’d bike to Hallston two or three times a week. Biking got easier each time we went, the rides got quicker, we had to shout “Big Slush!!!” at each other less. The White Cherry flavor never came back, but we learned to appreciate the Grape and Strawberry flavors. If we mixed the two, it almost tasted good for some reason. Grape and Strawberry isn’t exactly a combination you’d expect to taste cohesive and fulfilling, and yet, here we were.
Eventually the school year and extra-curriculars caught up with us and we were lucky to make it to the Hallston Stop-N-Go once a week. Our enthusiasm never waned, though. Each time, we hoped that they’d have finally gotten another flavor to replace the White Cherry, and yet, even a year after, they hadn’t. Strawberry and Grape. Medicine and Disappointment. Nora and Jamie.
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Violent scenes and arson as hundreds of protesters clash with police in Bristol at Kill the Bill protest
Disgraceful scenes marred a ‘Kill the Invoice’ protest in Bristol and noticed a police station attacked, officers injured and a van set alight by violent thugs.
Police had a firework thrown at them and protesters smashed a window of a police station with a skateboard because the protests in opposition to the Authorities’s controversial Police and Crime Invoice turned violent. You can follow the live updates at our sister site, Bristol Live, here.
Chief Superintendent Will White stated that an officer had suffered a damaged arm and one other suffered damaged ribs. Each had been taken to hospital. He stated two police autos have been set on fireplace.
“These scenes are completely disgraceful and they are going to be broadly condemned by individuals throughout town,” he stated.
Particulars of the occasion have been broadly circulated all through the week by lots of Bristol’s main marketing campaign teams, together with Extinction Rise up and town’s Black Lives Matter motion, however within the run-up to the occasion, Avon and Somerset police warned anybody considering of collaborating that they risked breaching coronavirus lockdown legal guidelines, which might be nonetheless in power, and might be fined £200.
However that did not cease hundreds gathering earlier than at 2pm earlier than the march began.
There have been ugly scenes exterior town’s Bridewell Police Station because the temper turned confrontational and small teams jostled and threw missiles. Fireworks have been additionally thrown and police canines have been deployed.
A vandalised police van explodes exterior Bridewell Police Station
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The van was set on fireplace by demonstrating in opposition to the Authorities’s controversial Police and Crime Invoice
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Avon and Somerset Police tweeted: “Officers are persevering with to take care of a smaller variety of protestors in Bridewell Road. They’ve had projectiles thrown at them, together with a firework, and have been verbally abused. That is unacceptable behaviour and people chargeable for offences will likely be recognized and dropped at justice.”
The Bristol occasion adopted on from a lot of Kill The Invoice protests in Wales this weekend, which occurred in Cardiff, Bangor and Wrexham with out incident. You can read about those protests here.
Protesters set fireplace to a vandalised police van exterior Bridewell Police Station
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Protester kicks a smashed Bridewell Police Station window
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Police maintain again individuals exterior Bridewell Police Station
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Law enforcement officials inside confront an individual spraying graffiti on a window exterior exterior Bridewell Police Station
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The protests have been dubbed ‘Kill The Invoice’, in reference to the makes an attempt to cease the Authorities’s proposed regulation which might give police and the House Secretary elevated powers to cease protests.
Protestors sit down at Bridewell Police station
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Riot police and protestors at Bridewell Police Station
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The Invoice additionally makes a particular new regulation to guard monuments and statues, within the wake of the toppling of the statue of Edward Colston, with the crime of damaging them punishable by as much as 10 years in jail.
A police officer with a police canine faces protesters exterior Bridewell Police Station
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Uniformed officers with riot shields put used a fireplace extinguisher to place one small blaze that was began beneath one automobile.
A short while later rioters destroyed a cellular police station van that had been parked on a close-by aspect road by setting it alight.
Later, protesters tried to smash the home windows of the glass-fronted police station.
In addition they tried to set fireplace to one of many marked police vans parked exterior the station however the small flames have been shortly extinguished by riot officers.
Different protesters set fireplace to a police van parked on Bridewell Road, close to to the police station.
Avon and Somerset Police stated missiles had been thrown at them, together with fireworks, they usually had additionally been verbally abused.
Footage confirmed mounted officers intervening to disperse the big crowd that had gathered exterior the police station.
The senseless violence was condemned by police federation representatives and a neighborhood MP.
Police horses are deployed as they maintain again individuals exterior Bridewell Police Station
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Police maintain again individuals exterior Bridewell Police Station
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Andy Roebuck, chairman of the Avon and Somerset Police Federation, stated: “Disgusting scenes in Bristol by a mob of animals who’re injuring law enforcement officials, members of the general public and damaging property.
“Avon and Somerset Police Federation are attending stations to assist officers. We’ve officers with suspected damaged arms and ribs. That is so incorrect.”
John Apter, nationwide chairman of the Police Federation of England and Wales, stated: “Horrendous scenes in Bristol.
“Variety of officers badly injured, police autos broken and a police station below assault. This isn’t protest, it is simply senseless violence. Ideas are with my colleagues.”
Darren Jones, Labour MP for Bristol North West, stated: “The scenes in Bristol this night are fully unacceptable.
“You do not marketing campaign for the appropriate to peaceable protest by setting police vans on fireplace or graffitiing buildings.
“Avon and Somerset Police have been on responsibility at this time to facilitate a peaceable protest to not take care of felony behaviour.”
Police maintain again individuals exterior Bridewell Police Station
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An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman stated: “Officers are persevering with to take care of a smaller variety of protesters in Bridewell Road.
“They’ve had projectiles thrown at them, together with a firework, and have been verbally abused.”
The Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Invoice would give the police in England and Wales extra energy to impose situations on non-violent protests, together with these deemed too noisy or a nuisance.
These convicted below the proposed laws might face a advantageous or jail.
Mass gatherings are presently banned below the coronavirus laws and anybody breaching the rules might be fined.
Many who attended the protest on Faculty Inexperienced have been sporting face masks and carried placards, saying: “Say no to UK police state” and “Freedom to protest is prime to democracy” and “Kill the Invoice”.
Avon and Somerset Police had urged individuals to not attend the demonstration, warning that enforcement motion might be taken.
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