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Polly Bennett just made my day with these photos of Austin! 🥰
#elvis#elvis 2022#elvis austin butler#austin butler#hes such a golden retriever#hes so endearing#i'd gladly sit behind him in that last photo so i could look at that leather clad ass all day#🤭🤭🤭#🍑🍑🍑#my poor baby split his pants#cant contain the ass
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just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE#but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao#also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art#but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc#in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but#i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped#like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao#anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose#i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts#deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love#its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!)#spring break i believe in them!!!#bee speaks#its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start#going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out#i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter#waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK
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who up getting autistic over a podcast theyve never seen
more under cut idk if theyll format or not... beware
some of these i just did some of these are old
some of these are the drawing style thing i did sooo.... in order... : FIRST THROUGH FOURTH IMAGE peter drew those :-) FIFTH rumi drew that one :-) SIXTH exandroth drew those :-) SEVENTH peter drew that one :-) self portait EIGHTH rumi [bad at art edition] both NINE and TEN i dont remember if they were ment to be peter or just me goofin... so picjk ur poison LOL ELEVEN thats peter LAST THREEEE meeeeee :3 9-10 and 12-14 are the older ones everything else i did last night / this mornin'
#jrwi#jrwi apotheosis#angelstone#sqlumi#................i prefer sqlumi.... why did name it angel stone thats like exandroth + peter not rumi + peter its confusing to me#im sorry i watched the angelstone cut like half a year ago#IM SOOO AUTISTIC ABOUT THEM YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA MAN YOU HAVE NO CLUE SOSHAKSHLSXHLDHDJDJKRKFKF#i cant contain it anymorw im going to post my cringe#quite a few of these ones are from my little handwriting drawing things where i make up their handwriting and art style tee hee#i think rumi either SUCKS ASS at drawing or can decently draw in an anime esque style#i imagine peter has a lil bit of artistic abilities... he did paint a ton of mug paintings if i remember right????#he aint the best but he can do it#thanatos has 0 skill because he has never drawn anything ever until this hypothetical situation where theyre drawing and writing this all#exandroth adapts peters skill to an extent#peter tries to follow the rules taught to him about writing as a child to a T soooo he has generally neat handwriting if hes thinking abt i#but if hes tired or just out of it idk#you cant get one word man that shit is just complete chicken scratch even he cant figure it out sometimes LOOLLLL#rumi also has very neat handwriting HOWEVER i love the idea that she hams it up to be really swirly like that one girl in elementary#thanatos is very stiff and neat might as well just be font...#exandroth is either writing in full caps or alternating between whatever ver of a letter he wants to write at any time#VERY heavy handed and goes over every line like 3 times#when writing his name EVERYTIME he writes exandroth archangel of retribution everytime#if you guys wanna see what i have so far.... you can ask.... hehe#theyre my ocs at this point man i havent seen the damn campaign#i would just make them my ocs but my brain immediately loses interest whenever i do that uuuuggghhhhg#i mean i have a beast moomin furry thing peter and an object oc peter bur#*but like idk#btw i have like waaayyy more to say but i reached tag limit <////333 tumblr hates autistic people real#ill just retype it all in the next post ^.^*#archive
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old ass lady coworker who works register i dont interact with all that often told me it was okay for me to take a 100 dollar bill from a customer as payment while i was helpin her get the line down quicker at the front and then fuckin went to our boss and bitched me out for taking hundred dollar bills at the register????? so now ive been banned off register so that sort of thing cant happen slash so she wont get mad which fucks over my fav coworkers and im just ?????????????? i have received official orders to dick off more at work. cuz like when i have downtime and am caught up i go up there and help them but ig now i literally just go stand in the back and do nothing because wtf else am i supposed to do
#i cant help out others either cuz theyre pretty close contained on not needing extra hands and idk how to cook so i cant help the cook#like the nature of this position is that i work my ass off but i Do have downtime. and i use that downtime to do shit like register#but i have been straight up told 'if you see them struggling with a line pretend you dont see it' so uh.
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i love boba fett & i want to see more of him, not cringefail bullshit-katan who got 2 other shows and arcs devoted to her. she should’ve been an antagonist, not a disneywashed princess bait-and-switch main character. din is the face of mandalore, not forgettable white girlboss #5.
boba should’ve been in s3, but disney chose not to call him and bring him in because that would mean they’d have to actually write an arc for bullshit-katan and make her suffer consequences for her shitty racist attitude. she couldn’t be rewritten to be an unproblematic princess hero if that were the case!
#star wars#mando#anti bo-katan#grimmrambles#like i cant contain my pettiness all the time guys i cant#i stand w temuera morrison#boba belonged in s3 and disney sucks ass
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going into a character tag to see discussions of said character and all you see is shipping
#calico.exe#fandom critical#<- please dont take this the wrong way#idgaf if you like the ship specifically i also like the ship im vauging#its just it feels like you cant talk about this character without the ship being brought up#i saw an au comic where they spend time together and ppl constantly ask if this is the (ship) comic#brother this is a whole ass monster au enjoy the fights#PLEASE tell me i worded this right#im in class rn please dont breach containment
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#adding ghost trick to my list of what im calling ''gateway games''#which are to me games that allow you to introduce a new comer to the tone and mechanics of a larger franchise#see a while ago i was thinking about what yakuza game id recommend a newcomer to play#and i came to the conclusion that my answer is actually judgment#cause yakuza is a long ass franchise that asks for a fair bit of patience if youre playing through the entire series for the first time#but judgment is pretty low commitment. standalone self contained story that allows you to get a feel for the vibes of yakuza#and i think ghost trick is that to ace attorney#not as cleanly mind you. ghost tricks brand of mystery and puzzle solving id say... a bit less demanding than ace attorneys#but like i think ghost trick has similar vibes to ace attorney. if you like one youll like the other#and i think ghost trick is shorter than most of the ace attorney games. so its low commitment#i had this thought cause i was describing ghost trick to a friend while i was playing it#and he sounded pretty interested. despite the fact that i cant convince him to dip his toes in ace attorney waters#ranting
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help the mutuals and dash were taking about gotham war and i just realized we weren't all (rightfully) shitting on war games again
#sorry but my ass cant even read comics i WANT to read do you think im keeping up with modern ones?#and zdarsky's writing is mediocre at its best. i liked btk at first but his treatment of ra's and talia for bruce to be the white savior??#and how he made talia and bruce meet differently which changes their dynamic entirely#and how khoa left?#not the worst a writer been but yeah.#also his attempts of doing anything in the ongoing run is boring (in what little ive seen so take this with some salt)#he seems he'll do better with more limited runs where he can sculpt a packaged and contained story#but rn where its just unraveling and progressing? i thought failsafe was boring and so is this current shit#but whatever. hashtag peace and love as i ignore whatever the fuck is going on and focus on decades of other comics <3#ransom note
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Not me. Planning native pollinator container gardens at work. I need a will to live. I have no land. I can probs convince my mother to allow me a few planters in the backyard if they're unobtrusive and don't impact her (ill kept horrible mulch reliant) garden or the tomatoes. Yes it's still Actively Cold and might still snow here. But I'm. SO DESPERATE FOR LIFE AND GREEN
#please. please. i just need to stick my hands in the dirt and hope that smthn lives#(also BEES)#might just buy some large ass ugly containers at walmart or the thrift store and use those#not planting perennials bc this is not my permanent abode#and so i guess it could be construed as a waste of money#but i am. so desperate. to grow smthn#i cant even have houseplants my room is in the basement theres NO natural light at all#but ontario pollinators!!! (and also maybe some forget me nots bc i cant resist and they're my fave and also good fillers)#and theyre not invasive just non native#also i have no space to germinate seeds (and its late in the season anyway)#so ill have to buy from the nursery#which again. maybe its a waste of money#but im SO desperate#and also i hate hate hate my mothers mulch garden#WHERE ARE YOUR GROUNDCOVER PLANTS. WHY IS THE LAWN SO BARREN#gonna commit eco terrorism on my parents lawn#they OWN land and they WASTE THIS BLESSED OPPORTUNITY#do u know what i would do with a garden a fraction the size od her flowerbed#my father hates dandelions and loves the military and tbh i think that's all u need to know#actively like#gonna rip out the mulch. plant native grouns covers which will grow better than grass anyway#like!!! it will REDUCE weeds and empty soaces#obvs not in the tomato bed but in the flower area????
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You can make any fashion item instantly popular & magically practical as well as comfortable. What do you choose
We want to be able to wear those insanely impractical lingerie/fetishwear pieces. Do you know how much fucking skintight kink stuff we'd wear if we didn't have to survive in summer? If we can be fashionable & practical & comfortable then by god we are going to make the fucking dominatrix bodysuit practical and by god we are going to wear it under one of our silly little knit mantles. Maybe we can add pockets that look good to them while we're at it.
#asks#we speak#we are sorry for this but like listen if kink gloves registered on phone screens we would wear them every day#alas we are chained to the wretched existence where we cant wear claw gloves every day#our wizard ensenble is what “practical” looks like to us in winter we are afraid#“practical” in summer is a cool tit container and the least covering pant item we have that still has pockets#for related reasons we really wish that more kink fashion was built to the proportions of our torso#we can't wear a body harness because all of them assume we have like 30% more torso length than we actually do and it looks weird#do you know how much more powerful we could be if we could wear fullbody harnesses. its a lot. we would be a LOT more powerful#anyways we hope that this gives u an accurate impression of our wardrobe#we dearly wish we could pair our greatkilt with a catwoman ass leather catsuit but alas it is not practical for us#oh well. we can make do.
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#hello darkness my old friend. I have insomnia again#it seems i wont get back to sleep. making this the 4th night in a row of 4 to 5hrs sleep. woof#is it insomnia or am i on the bleeding edge of hyp0mania? idk its weird. i can feel the strain in my head#my thoughts dont connect as well. its like im being pulled in two directions. my brain becoming spaghettified. growing thin around the#middle. but im not as tired as one might expect. ive been pretty productive and optimistic but anxiety and internal restlessness are up#like im tired but also i need to get up and pace around. maybe jump up and down. maybe run in circles.#the energy comes in waves. sitting in lectures or sitting for the extended addition of l0tr has been somewhat unbearable#bc im so contained. i would not ever get up and walk around while those things were happening but i desperately wanted to#ugh. whats my problem? who's to say. could also b the medication. i see the psychiatrist next week and i think ill beg to b put back on#lam1ctal. just bc when i was taking it on a super low does i had a week or feeling the most normal i think i ever have in my life#anxiety and evil thoughts were so small and i felt happy in a way im not sure i ever have been#like i think under normal circumstances i just have a low capacity for joy. at most i feel neutral. like i was telling my friends how i#might do some field work in winter and they were enthusiastic abt it and i kno y bc it sounds cool but idk i just dont feel anything abt it#i cant see past the pain it will take to get there. and i mean mood wise i feel alright on 4bilify like in a nutral way but stable isnt#the same as feeling happy. but maybe its all just in my head. 25mg lam1ctal shouldnt b enough to b effective#but idk i think im just sensitive to the chemicals in my body. including hormone fluctuations. idk. i hope she lets me switch.#itll b a pain in the ass to readjust in terms of going off what im on now and it might not work#but theres literature on retrying lamicta1 and they say to avoid inflammatory reactions in the first 2 months. which i did not do. oops#not that i was trying. i didnt think abt it until id had a million holes poked in my skin and was experiencing a mild tatt00 allergy#ugh. anyway. tbh id prefer this being hyp0mania vs insomnia bc then at least i can continue to function a bit during the day#ive never done anything that wild while hyp0manic aside from injure myself from over exercising and make bad choices in how i spend time#ie become insane abt something and not b able to think abt anything else. ugh. and i guess at this point ive tentatively accepted the idea#of being bip0lar. so i swear to christ if i was misdiagnosed ill b so mad. its just that if i fill out an 4dhd and bip0lar checklist. i#get a way heavy positive with bip0lar and the 4dhd is meh. so i think i just have overlap in symptoms due to dyslex1a and 4utism#ugh. me and my collection of diagnoses. so it goes#unrelated
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gary i neeeed tekken 8
#i wanna play tekken so bad I WANNA PLAY TEKKEN SO BADDDD#i see a sick as fuck rule-of-cool ass fighting game and i wanna drop everything to play#even tho my brain cant contain FG knowledge or combos n stuff long term. sob
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hrhrrrhhg. wwuz lookin 4 kissing gifs here on tumblr to put on one of eebs posts & one of them was a. s*riel animation ive seen before and i closed my eyes and scrolled past But even just that one look at it made me be like. ok Time 2 b on the verge of tears for a good 30 minutes now 👍 like ok. fucking loser.
#cherry chats#ITS SO EMBARRASSING#youd think the most embarrassing thing abt being in love w sans would be being in love w sans (or‚ like‚ the sex thing)#but no its actually being the stupidest lamest little crybaby about the whole thing#ofc i have every single possible tag or mention of any ships w him esp s*riel blocked#but thats the awful thing. even the fucjing. knowledge that its there makes me sad#like i cant handle any mentions of it whenever is see the ‘this post contains filtered tags’ thing i feel sad#i cant even handle the slightest IMPLICATIONS of anything or even jokes#n the worst is when ppl dont know that. n so they send me stuff or make jokes implying literally any of that stuff.#and i have 2 genuinely ask them to not even joke about it like the worlds weirdest lamest loser ever#its so humiliating. and bein sad abt it makes me feel even stupider. auugrghrg#so anyways. just in case anyone forgot i suck total ass and am lame and embarrassing or something#whimpers and whines im a normal amount of dependent on my f/os 👍
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im on naruto ch110 (gaara vs sasuke chunin finals) and i wish i had more comments to make but so far all i have to say is i keep stanning rock lee
#hes just the best kid ever. i hope he powers up like crazy and beats everyone’s ass. i wish this manga was about him#in all seriousness. i like everyone else too i guess. sakura and that other girl ninja’s dynamic is cool i wish this wasnt sexism city and#i had reasonable hope of seeing it evolve more beyond a chapter here and there and a ‘we like the same boy’ enmity.#what else. um. kakashi’s failswag is intriguing and im entertained but not quite bewitched (yet).#naruto is cute. perfectly serviceable protagonist.#hinata is so lame and kinda gets on my nerves.#sasuke is annoying sorry. but i guess hes in his edgy 12yo era cant hold it against him ill have to see how he develops.#oh and I know gaara is supposed to be super hateable rn before his big redemption or whatever but I already kinda like him as in i like#it when he’s onscreen/on page(?). just the concept of a 13yo who cannot contain his bloodlust and is always barely restraining himself from#crazy murdering people is top tier comedy. to ME.#ok thats it so far. im mostly doing these updates for chiara hi chiara if you’re reading this i love you ill warn you when i get to the#kakashi backstory or whatever it was you wanted me to warn u about im not sure. also please read jjk#personal#naruto
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i use up half of my fire fruit stash for the puddle of malice and this is what i get????
#bro im so scared#first trees gang up on me#now my 4 heart containers ass gives all it has to beat a monster and a miniboss appears im??uh?m??????#everywhere i go is some sort of a hinox x bokoblin mashup ready to run me down#thank god i can build and rebuild my car and i have a horse and i can tp away its the only thing keeping me semi steady#all this would be half as scary as it is if my joycons didnt both have a drift thats actively getting worse#cant even stand near a ledge and try to be sneaky cause that is always exactly when link gets up and starts Sprinting Off😭😭😭👍#i may wanna try and look into it myself. new joycons are so expensive :^(((#stray plays totk#stray gamer moment#totk#totk spoilers
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So uuuuuhhh I'm getting the feeling some people liked my snapshot a little bit? (✿☉o☉)
#ramblejamble#how'd that get there#help my notes are overflowing#this doesn't happen to tumblr users like me#concept so strong blurry ass photo of a screen cant contain it
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