Call Me Kevin lore
I always see this image around and I always think it’s Jim Pickens so might as well make it into Jim Pickens.
I’m also shitposting more often because I can’t find the motivation to properly draw rn. Damn, college really is draining me.
The original image for those who don’t know what’s going on:
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callmekevin sims 2 : i made naked dead people run a restaurant for profit ... sentence starters
“The chef is still crying.”
“Ignore the pee, please.”
“I don’t understand the decor.”
“Gang, we might have to kill him.”
“Just sell the walls we don’t need.”
“Come on, who wants 4am lobster?”
“I’m convinced the man is cursing us.”
“God is angry at what I’m doing here.”
“It’s nice and... burnt. Hope you like it.”
“And we’re fecking haunted by ghosts!”
“Everyone’s crying, pissing, or fighting.”
“Look at all these fecking dead people.”
“Sorry, everyone, lobster’s off the menu.”
“Today, we’re doing something dastardly.”
“I need you all to order the grilled cheese.”
“Emergency! Sell the clothes and the rake!”
“See? I didn’t even drop it. I’m good at my job.”
“Oh, that actually hurts my eyes. I can’t do that.”
“Oh, god, the army’s gonna get involved, scatter!”
“Needless to say, it’s, uhhh... not going very well.”
“Look at that, a roof. What more could you ask for?”
“You’re just standing around being annoying, leave.”
“I’m convinced you’re doing this on purpose, you ASS.”
“It would be technically correct, but its 100% misleading.”
“I can’t believe I brought you back from the dead for this.”
“I’ll go home and sell some of my furniture, I’ll be right back.”
“He’s cursed to be here forever and get food dropped on him.”
“We always sit them at this table. We love this mannequin thing.”
“Dude, I understand you feel betrayed, but you did die, to be fair.”
“Stop haunting me, I don’t deserve it... well, I do deserve it, but stop.”
“Very glad we bought that industrial oven just to make grilled cheese.”
“She’s definitely on some sort of acid trip, so this seems normal to her.”
“I just want the money. I don’t really care about my reputation anymore.”
“Why do you have love hearts around him? You’re trying to kill that man.”
“Lightning’s been striking this place all night and you wanna play in puddles?”
“You’re much worse than the dead people by the pool, they don’t do anything.”
“I should have brought the fecking cats. The cats are way harder workers than the zombies.”
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