five dollars on
a) this professor puppetizing ryan more permenantly than the jelly beans could ever and
b) there being a professor v professor shonen anime-ass FIGHT in the final episode of the season
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I'm calling it now:
Celia and Alice end up together.
OR, alternatively
Celia gets both Alice AND Sam!
Evidence vvv
She's giving jealous (of who? I'm not sure)
Look, even Teddy, who "quit" (or did he) the OIAR before Sam and Celia joined is picking up on the tension. I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm right.
And even Sam is admitting (??) he likes Celia, though there are obviously still tensions between him and Alice.
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The Impure Thoughts, though…
(You know how Namor is a wife stealing asshole... Impure Thoughts ™ that were going through my head throughout the entire movie. Therefore, spoilers...)
Movie: Namor heard you are emotionally vulnerable and without a king, so he’s infiltrated your homeland with gifts of advanced technology and pretty seashells. Whisper into it when you think of him; the seashell, he means. Not the tech.
Me, rolling eyes: Impure Thought™.
Movie: “Nuh, uh. This is villain 101. Princess Leia. Beauty and the Beast. That white chick in Indiana Jones.”
Me, snorting: Impure Thought™.
Movie: Here is a candlelit dinner and his mother’s pearl bracelet.
Me, awwing: Impure Thought™.
Movie: My codename means “without love.” I’ve turned my back on hopes of peace with surface-dwellers. Who could possibly teach me to value compassion while still understanding my mistrust of the nations of the world?
Me, looking pointedly at the Black princess: Impure Thought™.
Movie: Let me show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid~! Now tell me, princess, when did you last let your heart decide?
Me, absorbing the worldbuilding: This is so much better than Avatar, but it could use some bioluminescence. Maybe they were afraid it would look too tacky…? Wait, are they watching an underwater sunrise together? Impure Thought™…
Movie: Namor proposes… a strategic alliance. Shuri offers to stay in Talokan… for diplomatic reasons.
Me, coughing: Impure Thoughts™…
Movie: Namor says, “I was blinded by the hope of a worthy ally! Never again will I let myself be so exposed.”
Me, having so many Impure Thoughts™: You chauvinist asshole, you flexed your superior might as many ways as you could imagine and threatened swift punishment if they dared defended themselves! You ever so politely asked her for blind loyalty, obedience, and *smacks lips* complete submission!
Movie: Namor says, “You are queen now.”
Me, theorizing: Was that his plan all along?
Movie: M’Baku says, “Just in case anyone had any doubts, Shuri is physically and mentally not a child. She is 20-years-old, although she would have been 25 by now if she hadn’t been snapped, but that’s neither here nor there. Everyone on the same page? Good? Ah!”
Me, coughing in a fit of tension: Yes, same page. Shuri is a grown woman. And M’Baku is a bit scared of her. Impure Thoughts™ about M’Baku…
Movie: The new heart-shaped herb is a genetically modified hybrid with the Mayan equivalent.
Me, wondering if it will give Shuri Atlantian powers so she can visit Talokan without a suit: Impure Thoughts™…
Movie: Killmonger says, “You don’t need diplomacy or scientific progress. This isn’t a trade agreement. This ain’t even a war. You need to beat his ass. You need to put the fear of an Angry Black Woman in his 450-year-old fucking heart. Take everything from him. Make him beg.”
Me, sweating profusely: Impure Thoughts™.
Movie: Namor lovingly paints a mural to the legendary battle he had with the Black Panther.
Me, collapsing into my fainting chair: Impure Thoughts™.
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