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#by 14 i mean chronologically 7 but it would be funnier if they were biologically 28
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How does Kamino deal with having thousands of adolescent boys running around high on testosterone? We know clones can be romantically attracted and have children [Update: I have learned that Cut’s children aren’t biologically his so that’s actually up in the air], but it’s hard to say if there’s any direct biological intervention to keep them from running off with the first person they meet who isn’t their relative. I mean, imagine how many love notes Shaak-Ti got in any given week.
But my main point… do clones know where babies come from? Do they think all lifeforms grow in pods?
imagine the ramifications
The 501st effortlessly covers for Anakin and Padmé without even trying because they have the vaguest possible understanding of what’s actually going on
They’re providing civilian aid in a war zone and Kix has to assist a woman in labor. He knows the mechanics of what’s happening but he was never trained on females or aliens and nothing could have prepared him for this.
Tech explains it to the team when they’re “14.” They feel superior to the regs for this knowledge. Omega worked in a genetics lab and knows more than all of them combined by the time they meet.
Rex congratulates Hera when he finds out she’s pregnant, but he has to hide his confusion because up until now he thought that could only happen if you’re married.
Dominos are bored on Rishi and gain access to the Holonet. Hevy is the first to get curious (where do you think they got those pinups). Discussions ensue. Echo covers his ears.
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