I am so so so unwell. The last time Quackity saw Tilín was when he put him to bed after the trial. He was happy, he was singing, he'd just gotten a handful of diamonds for representing Charlie and he promised Tilín that he would be able to be around more (probably as a direct result of having some extra money on hand.) And then he put Tilín to bed, told him he loved him, and that was the last moment he ever got to share with his child

Genuinely I think headcanon edits are extremely fun, I just think people should stop trying to fight against the original art style like their life depends on it. Some great ideas get absolutely ruined when this happens. Like at least personally, I think drawing a semi-realistic nose on a cartoony face just won’t look good or make sense no matter how nice that nose looks disconnected from the whole drawing because it doesn’t suit the proportions of the original art.

Like be confident, make your own fanart! Your style is great, and trying to glue it to a different one does not do it justice at all! I understand drawing is hard, trust me I’m ass at it, but like, yall have talent, stop weighing yourselves down by the limitations of the original piece. Fuck it, redraw the face entirely, you can do better, I know you can :)

Alabasta.

Of Cobra.

I. Crocodile arrived with the sole intention of simply fulfilling his duty as a newly appointed Warlord of the Sea: protect Alabasta, get paid, prosper. Until he actually met King Cobra Nefertari, and realized how much the port city of Nanohana had actually suffered due to the pirates that had been coming and ravaging the city for five years since Gold Roger sent them all on a wild goose chase. Perhaps he was actually fond of the city, of the country-

II. The first five years he was there, he spent working alongside the royal family. Learning their history, the history of Alabasta. The climate was one that favored Crocodile’s Devil Fruit; during the cooler nights, he’d walk into the desert and spend hours working on fine tuning his abilities. Creating sand storms with the wave of a hand, crating dust devils that grew into full-fledged tornadoes, sink holes. If it weren’t for Alabasta, he would not have grown as strong as he now is.

III. The greed didn’t begin until after his fifth year; the idea that he could be more. [ The whispers of the World Government moving again, killing the famous Shipwright, Tom, searching for blueprints that he knew damn well caused the destruction of his own home. He couldn’t sit by and do nothing. ] Thus, Rain Dinners sprouted: drawing in both pirate and civilian ( and marine ) coin, allowing for Alabasta to flourish with the influx.

IV. He spent hours with the Nefertari family- between conferences with Cobra and entertaining young Vivi by letting her climb over him, hang off of his hook, or play with the baby Bananawani- the hours spent within the halls of the palace quickly added up.

V. “But how didn't he know that Vivi had joined the ranks of Baroque Works?” Oh, he knew. It was Vivi who didn't know that Crocodile was both Mister Zero and the leader of Baroque Works until she joined with the Strawhats. After all, how many blue haired girls are followed around by a man with fancy hair? After all, by the time she'd joined- his plan was already too far in the works for him to ever stop. ( Perhaps a part of him hoped she'd remain on his side. )

VI. The tragic events that led up to his defeat were due to his own pride getting in the way. Of course, Cobra had become a pawn in this game of chess, but Crocodile hadn't had plans to kill Cobra. Cobra was going to enact that himself by bringing the whole building down atop them! ( That's what he tells himself; the pain of losing those closest to you one after another so quickly can make one do such silly things… )

Tbc.

so like. was anyone. was anyone gonna warn me that. the "baekyeon and haero" chapters in mystic prince would just. rip my heart directly out of my chest. and then shred it into pieces right in front of me. was anyone gonna warn me. was anyone gonna-

Lunch for tomorrow ✨

I’m going for a charcuterie theme :)

okay no i have to get these thoughts out of my brain. if we think michael can jack off adam’s actual literal soul then i have to say i don’t think he would do it hard at all i think he’d do it all soft and slow and sweet because they both wear matching stickers that say fragile: handle with care and adam would fucking pass out for an hour afterwards. i think since souls can power up angels michael would also be getting a fucking high off of it and since they’d be so wound together in there adam would ALSO feel the energy high generated by his own soul through michael’s grace feeding it back to him and it would be like a constant infinite push and pull from one to the other. forget about their body for a second they’re literally going to find enlightenment in there you know what i’m saying. like don’t even worry about it i think it’d leave them both unable to move for at LEAST a day

cold as shit & freezing my ass off in this winter (But at least we made it to December.)

my cramps are literally the worst they’ve ever been why tf am i being punished for helping with population control

like…. UGH!!!!!!!!! girl help im in the water. girl help i cannot ASK for help i cannot communicate my needs i cannot translate myself a) at all but especially b) when there is no trust and… there is no trust. the trust was aready going extremely downhill and then it shattered and i am angry and hurt about it every day and i am still not over it. and this email i have to reply to has been making me upset for 2 days straight that’s why i haven’t replied i wanted it to happen but i don’t want to be a WIMP but i don’t see any way to make this work without admitting / revealing that i am one. about to swan dive into a vat of toxic sludge god bless 🙏🏻💞

You know. I think I might just go home and watch some ants until the job stuff no longer bothers me

Disability rage

it’s so so so hard to restrain myself from being some “well actually” dickhead on like 90% of animal posts on the internet. nobody knows the animal in that viral post died a few days later. the thing that everyone was cooing over was probably what killed it.

positing animals as objectively “better” than others or gleefully poking fun at “useless” ones shows a fundamental misunderstanding of evolution and harms your ability to understand ecosystems and conservation. so does getting offended on the behalf of an animal being called “primitive” and protesting it by taking a human-level “everyone is equal” approach to evolution.

there’s a variety of different flavors of people approaching science from an emotionally skewed perspective, usually with at least a dash of anthropomorphism and they all suck

in all seriousness, i hope you see what a selfish, abusive person he is in counseling, dude. everyone i’ve talked to can see it, that’s why no one likes him. 2 of the 5 people know him in person and have seen it. that’s why IVE never liked him. but i played nice cuz i knew i had to. for a minute i thought there was hope, but ofc, he had to ruin it. that’s what he does. he’s always been like that.

then he manipulates with his anxiety/tears/addictions, downplays it so he get’s pity. he has anger problems. REAL anger problems. oh, and he wants to fuck me. that too. kinda a big one.

if any good can come out of this, im hoping it at least can open your eyes to how sucky he is as a person. because if everyone whos met him doesnt like him, that’s a red flag. and you gotta know that.

that’s all i vaguely wanna say. these past few days have been a rollercoaster. some minutes im fine, some i’m ENRAGED. then i cry, then i’m fine. lather rinse repeat. i’m just in disbelief.

stop downplaying my experience. stop patronizing me. and most importantly, STOP making me feel like you think our relationship is over because of this human stain. i’m fucking family. don’t lie down like a dog and resign yourself to walk away. fight for it a little, jesus. it can’t all be me. you’re making me feel like a throwaway, which is actually 1000% worse than being molested by him. full stop.

man (school’s website goes down right when i manage to drag myself into looking at their course listings + enroll)

god i'm actually so worried that my f2p career in enstars is gonna end with love letter yuta

Idk if this has been said already BUT yes the archer is painful but yk what makes it more painful? when you listen to it from the perspective of holding onto a friendship knowing it won't last