Me watching yet another person (@incorrect-primarchs-quotes) struggle with their newfound love for the worst legion™ while reading ADBs night lord books

My humble contribution to the Locked Tomb fandom: 0% yoplait and beefalo for your consideration XD

Just a small version of the twins from my supporter wallpaper this month, so if you want the whole thing in larger versions, you know where to go! ^_^

Lucille Sharpe truly is one of the characters of all time

she's a lost girl. she's a monster. every single thing she does is motivated by love and loneliness. she has destroyed innocent lives and feels no remorse for it. she should get to heal from her trauma and be happy. she should be hanged for everyone else's safety. she would die for the person she loves most, but she wouldn't stop manipulating him and trapping him in the darkness with her. she loves beautiful, fragile things so much she has to kill them about it. she's Probably Queer but would never admit that. she's the Victorian "angel in the house" archetype, but an angel of death.

and of course her aesthetic sensibilities slap

what I wouldn't pay to see mac punch holes into the walls of the suburbs house as he's tasked with fixing something he doesn't know how to fix and meanwhile the only constant in his mind is how much he misses dennis

f u c k~🎃

my most persistent toxic trait is that i wholeheartedly unironically think glee is a good show

Dimitri would be an incredible dad I’m so convinced of it

(wind knocks over trash can)

Feng Xin: Wowww nice fucking job, Mu Qing

Mu Qing: That wasn’t me though?????

Twitter doesn't like my crochet junimo :(

I'd love to know what flagged this as "sensitive"- is it because he's naked? Do AIs fear the junimussy? Do they think he's making rude gestures? Do they think he's a weapon of mass destruction?

Next time, I'm just gonna crochet a junimo with massive honkers next. Maybe with a fat doobie and a gun. I'll give them a reason to flag me.

Me: and thats the whole plot of MCD season 1 & 2

My friend: that didn’t sound so bad, maybe I should watch it

Me: wtf no why would you do that to yourself it sucks ass

My friend: …but y-you like it?

Me: I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF NOSTALGIA YOU’RE GOING IN RAW THAT AIN’T GUNNA BE A GOOD TIME

so much to think about with show girls. the run time. the lesbianism. the constant talking about food and nails. the grunting. all the yelling and arguing and pulling each other around. how the main character literally flops like a fish while doing sexual stuff on/to kyle maclachlan (TWICE!). how its maybe one of the least sexy films ive ever seen. how terrible kyle maclachlans hair is in it...the movie that keeps on giving 😭

I welcome our new toothpaste lords

If you need to take a break you can come rest with them

I made this one last December when I was listening about the roman punic wars while watching a beautiful sunset from my window and suddenly I thought of doom and prophecy and then this was just sitting here waiting for some colors. So here it is the dreamer herself, Daenys!!

sweaty frank and his gatorade~🎃

soul eater au….. of my retainer swap au…… sorry