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happy holi, all! 💜💙💚💛💗❤ may your day and lives be as colourful as anika’s vocabulary!

he chose her over “family”... or rather, she’s his family now. i can’t, i just can’t. 😭😭😭

i’m not used to shivaay being so nice. like... SO NICE? surpassing omkara levels of niceness????? it’s making me feel all weepy and shit. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“BIWI ke aankh mein aansoon bardaasht nahi kar sakta...”

pft, this boy and his starting trouble with certain words. ab sorry aur thank you ke saath “BIWI” ka bhi jharna phoont gaya hai. 😏😏😏

i love how everyone else is just forced to stand around and watch, while these two are reaffirming their marital status to each other and just... talking about how to deal with daksh... and how he doesn’t like to watch her cry... aage she’ll ask “raat ko khaane mein kya chahiye? tinde ki sabzi chalegi?” and he’ll be like “what’s a tinda?” and she’ll be like “tinda pata nahi aapko? arre, TIN - DA! tinda! 😏😏😏” and the press will be forced to write about this tomorrow. 😐😐😐

breaking news: shivaay singh oberoi confirms anika is wife. also, he doesn’t know what tinda is.

LMAOOOOOOOO DAKSH IS ALL OF US BITTER SINGLE PPL. LIKE “UGH. GTFO HERE WITH YOUR PDA. GROSS. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE. 😒😒😒”

there IS a best husband award, daksh . it’s called “best pati” at the star parivaar awards. keep up, idiot. 🙄🙄🙄

loooooooooooooooooool shivaay’s bitch plz face. 😂😂😂

lolllll, i love how daksh thinks something he just photoshopped up in his spare time is enough for the press to print as NEWS. what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

*most bored look ever* “jo karna hai kar. [...] mera waqt zaaya mat kar. come on. do it.”

holy shit. shivaay’s never been more badass in his life. 😍😍😍

lol, shivaay really took my advice about the network jammers from last week’s lb. good for you, kid. listen to me more. i can make your life 300% easier. 😎😎😎

oh daksh. give up already. honestly. kyun awaiii maar khaani hai? 😗😗😗

LMAOOOOOO WAIT, DID SHIVAAY KICK HIM? LOLOLOL. 😂😂😂

ok shivaay, maybe don’t scream the words “i will kill you” out in front of the press????? 😬😬😬

ouff kameeni, stop wrecking our fun. i wanna see shivaay beat the tar outta douchey dakshhhhhhh. 😑😑😑

YEH PADAAAAAA. 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

lmao tej’s reaction. like “sure. after all that’s happened in the last 10 minutes, why not this too? 😕😕😕”

“bohut drama ho gaya.”

words i never thought i’d hear in THIS show. please have ranveer present at EVERY family event to break it up after 10 minutes. 😯😯😯

OMG SOMEONE PLEASE SEND RANVEER OVER TO DBO, WHERE THE DRAMA IS REACHING UNBEARABLE HEIGHTS. PLEASE. I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE. 😩😩😩

“sudharne ka chance diya tha.”

lmao matlab daksh ka routine chutiyapa hai yeh. 😂😂😂

oh so ranveer just happened to have his police staff on standby? and what crime is daksh even being arrested for? for just being an asshole? arre, tab toh all the men in this show should be in jail with daksh. ALL of them. 🙄🙄🙄

97% sure this is all ranveer ka drama to look good in front of the oberois/shivaay. hmph. 😑😑😑

“anika...” *subtlest head nod ever, indicating her to GIVE IT HER ALL*

need me a freak like this. who pakdofies misogynist assholes and brings them to me for the ass whupping they deserve. 😚😚😚

LMAOOOOOOOOO YEHHHHHH PADAAAAAAAAAAAA. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

tej: sure. why not. 😕😕😕

“biwi” count of the day: 3.

oufff ohhhhhhhhhh, bohut ho gaya, leke jao yaar. who the fuck wants his maafi. it’s not like he means it anyway. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, so basically the press had to stand here and witness all this fuckery, and now they can’t even report on it. best. what a good use of their time. they could have used it to shoot the bachchans’ holi celebrations next door instead. 🙃🙃🙃

“biwi” count: 4.

yeah ok kids, stop eye fucking in public. the press has already gotten more than an eyeful into your highly dysfunctional marriage. 😶😶😶

“chalengi, MRS. ANIKA SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI?”

look at who’s determined to prove daksh wrong and win the “best pati” award. 😋😋😋

OMG LMAO ANIKA BE LIKE “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!!!! THERE AIN’T EVER BEEN A MAN’S NAME AFTER MY NAME, AND THERE NEVER WILL, BIIIIIIIIITCH! 😑😑😑”

biwi count: 5. no wait, 6. no wait, 7.

the man is truly unstoppable now. 😐😐😐

ugh get a fucking room, you two. you’re so gross. 😒😒😒

yes. very single. very bitter. bite me. 😤😤😤

MY FAVVVVVV BLACK SHIRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! haaaaaaaaaye. happy mondayyyy to me. 😍😍😍

that sari looks.... weird. why is the pallu so oddly pleated? 😬😬😬

anika’s brain: "oh pati, you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey pati! hey hey! 😍😍😍”

lmao yeah reaaaaaaaal smoooth, girl. 😂😂😂

her damn dil ki ghanti is just unstoppable now, isn’t it? 🔔🔔🔔

ha!!!!!!!!! i knew they’d bring it back! 😆😆😆

“aisa lagta hai jaise shivaay meri galli ke shararti bachche, baar baar ghanti bajaake bhaag rahe hai!”

haha awwwww. 😊😊😊

girl you really need to learn how to check out ppl more subtly. 😐😐😐

patidev, could you just fucking put that fucking newspaper down and do mauke pe chauka? 😒😒😒

LMAOOOOOO his weird smile. like an android trying to be human.

lol howwww is he even doing that with his face? 😧😧😧

lo, pehle HE couldn’t say biwi, now SHE can’t say BIWI. someone send these two to fucking speech therapy. 🙄🙄🙄

OMFG THIS COCKY BASTARD. 😯😯😯

he’s right though. he’s right. BUT OMFG. SUCH COCKY. 😑😑😑

aw man, she suddenly got all senti. oh my heart. 😥😥😥

btw, at this point i’ve been watching this episode for over an hour and a half now. i keep pausing because i can’t handle all the damn feels. I STILL HAVE FIVE MORE MINUTES TO GO. AM I EVER GOING TO FINISH AT THIS RATE???????? 😫😫😫

girl, just tell him you love him. 😐😐😐

OMFG SHE DID. i mean... basically. I DIDN’T EXPECT HER TO, THOUGH. JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO LIE DOWN. 😱😱😱

I’M NEVER GOING TO FINISH THIS DAMN LIVEBLOG. 😣😣😣

“aw.”

OMFG. THIS FUCKER!!!!!!!!!! 😟😟😟

KILL HIM. KILLLLLLLLLLLL HIM. 😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

“yeh jo english bolne waali hifi ladkiyaan hoti hai, woh pyaare doggies ko dekh kar aise hi awaaz nikaalti hai!”

LMAO. 😂😂😂

ALSO, YES, GO AWFFFFF GIRL. FUCKING KILL HIM. 😤😤😤

lol poor omRu also got dragged into this. 😂😂😂

well, ru and kunal’s body double did. 😐😐😐

lmao meanwhile shivaay’s STILL aww-ing in the background there! 😂😂😂 what a fucking idiot!

lollllll rudra got in a chulbul waala taana @ om. 😂😂😂

abbe oh, “aw” ka tuition class chal raha hai kya? 😒😒😒

god, this man is fucking impossible. if i was anika, i’d try smothering him to death with my pillow that night. 😠😠😠

“anika ko bilkul pata nahi chalna chahiye!”

snort, biwi kya bol diya, typical husband waale nakhre shuru. 🙄🙄🙄

pft, yeah good luck with getting a sorry out of her. i’d like to see you try. 😗😗😗

OMFG 🚨RED ALERT 🚨 RED ALERT🚨 SHE HAS A GLASS OF WATER IN HER HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

say “aw” again, shivaay. 😂😂😂 LOL SAY “AW”, BITCH! 😈😈😈

i am rudra, rudra is me. looking at anika with allllllll the admiration in the world. 😍😍😍

anika: i think rudra and saumya’s story is incomplete. shivaay’s brain: “OMFG SHIT, SAUMYA. THE GIRL I SAID I’D BRING BACK. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. I’D FORGOTTEN SHE EVER EXISTED. 😧😧😧”

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