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crazyunlikeyou · 7 years

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Head cannons about Sally Jackson - because she deserves everything

Percy and Annabeth visit their parents together after the war. It takes them, like, 10 hours until they can go back to CHB to see Chiron. At the end they decide it’s time their mortal parents met.

Following week, Sally Jackson and Frederick Chase meet and eat blue cookies. Frederick is awkward at first but it’s hard to be awkward with how lovely Sally is.

At the end they get along extremely well because they both ship percabeth and hate the gods for what they have done to their children

Sally gives him the recipe of her blue cookies because he loves them

Frederick shows Sally about his mortal-bronze guns and stuff

Sally absolutely LOVING THEM

Frederick giving some weapons to Sally since neither annabeth nor percy use guns

Sally hosting the biggest half-blood get togethers after that

Like all of the seven + reyna+ nico and their loved ones come to these get together and of course some monster decides to show up at this half-blood smelling house

It’s an unfortunate decision, really

The kids can hardly pull their weapons out before Sally shoots off the monster from the window, sending it directly to tartarus

Sally being even a bigger bad ass than she was before

Sally being the lovely-protective-badass mom to half bloods in general since most of them don’t have a living mortal parent anyway

No one touches her children

NO ONE

NOT EVEN GODS

Especially Percy and Annabeth (because they are only 18 and they LITERALLY have been through hell already, what more do you want goddamnit)

She yells at Chiron when he tries to send one of her younglings to a dangerous mission - she can’t stop most of them, since they are half bloods and that’s what they do, but she’s always there when they come back home bruised

She becomes a volunteer counselor at CHB. Gods aren’t thrilled but the last time they tried to intervene this, everyone at CHB turned against them and it was absolutely terrifying

Percy alone was enough to scare them with his anger when it came to his loved ones not like they would confess that

So they (unwillingly) let her be the Mom to both CHB and Roman camp

Everyone at CHB and Roman camp secretly believing in Sally to protect and empower them more than they believe in Gods - but no one says a word about it, thinking it is only what they feel personally

Everyone calling her Aunt Sally

Except for Annabeth

She calls her Mom

(which drives Athena up the fucking Olympus honestly)

The next time Rachel doubles over and starts to speak with her Delphi voice, Sally is right there at the Big House and hears it all

It’s exceptionally hard not to hear when its about her son and daughter

They hear Rachel start with “Mortal lovers of hell and back/Breathe their final attack...” as Percy and Annabeth reach to hold each other. Sally drops the batch of blue cookies in her hands. She can’t listen the rest of the prophecy very carefully, grasping only small bits and pieces of her kids’ future. She hears something about a collision between the dead and living and a few more things. She recovers from the initial shock and moves towards her kids as Rachel says the last words of the prophecy.

Sally Jackson: rage (“Goddamnit just leave them alone!”)

Percy and Annabeth literally nopes out on the prophecy with full on support from Sally

They lock themselves in Poseidon Cabin and refuse to come out. Sally is the only one who can walk in and out of Cabin 3.

No one can make Percy and Annabeth go on the quest prophecy tells them to go

Whenever someone tries to talk them, whether it is a charmspeaking Aphrodite kid or Chiron, they meet with Sally’s fury and everyone learns that Percy’s fearsomeness and cold glares aren’t inherited from Poseidon.

At some point, Gods decide to pull Annabeth and Percy out of that cabin themselves so they pay a visit to CHB in their human sizes

Of course, they make an agreement to limit their powers in CHB areas to not cause another war between each other so they only appear in front of Big House and walk towards Cabin 3

Cue Sally’s intervention

Poseidon can’t even knock on the Cabin 3′s door before they hear Sally Jackson’s fury

“What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

A silence fall on the camp. That’s the first time anyone (including Percy) hears Sally curse. Half bloods thank her (not the gods, they already lost faith in them at this point) for not being in the line of fire of her rage. Even gods seem startled at her poisonous tone. She isn’t mad, no, she is outraged. She isn’t even yelling, but her whisper-like tone is way more terrifying.

“Don’t intervene, Mortal. This isn’t your business.”

Somehow even Zeus’ voice was less booming than usual.

“You dare come closer to that cabin or so help me, it will take some time until you can even face each other and not be afraid each other’s looks.”

“Sally, please-”

“I stand with what I say Poseidon. Leave them alone. They did more than enough already.”

“We don’t have enough time for this nonsense. Get this woman out of my face so we can get Perseus and Annabeth-”

SLAP

Sally Jackson slaps the shit out of the god of gods’ face

Shock falls over camp as well as silence

Zeus is too shocked to be angry

All of the gods are too shocked to even move

Percy is too shocked to laugh at Zeus’ expression

That’s probably Zeus’ first bitch slap something that was well deserved for the last few centuries, really

Hera is the first one to find her voice and she starts to shriek. She starts to curse Sally with her limited power when Sally walks over to her.

“You dare come back to get my kids? After everything you have done the last time? You do not belong here. Leave.”

The tension increases as the unused power makes sizzling noises in he air. “You filthy mortal, talking to us like that-”

Sally pulls out her celestial bronze gun and points it at here’s face. Several half bloods gasp. Poseidon tries to calm her down before someone hurts her with a curse. “Sally, love-”

“Shut up, love.”

Hera gives a sarcastic laugh. “A mortal weapon now? You really must be an idiot.”

Cue the plumbing system right next to Hera bursting out as a pair of green eyes glare at her behind the cabin’s windows.

“You really must be asking for trouble, especially with that little thing you are holding.” Hera says disgustedly.

“You know what, I actually am asking for it. What will you do now, kidnap me? Been through that. Kill me? Then pray on Hades’s soul ‘cause he will be dealing with me for an eternity. Take my son away? Have been living with that for the last six years. I’m done to the core. Enough. Is. Enough.”

Sally fires the gun and Hera actually its shot. Not expecting the hit, she panics and disappears with a shriek.

(She’ll probably get her ugly face fixed in a few minutes but who cares, at least she left)

Zeus and Ares turn at her, ready to kill when half bloods fill the space behind Sally in a protective stance. Percy and Annabeth are also out but they look more shocked than ready for an attack.

The Gods can’t leave a mortal without a touch after her rudeness, even if she has the whole bunch of heroes behind her.

So a -certain- lightning bolt strikes from the clear sky on Sally, as many screams are heard in the camp. Percy watches helplessly as her mother gets zapped with the lightning he returned to Zeus years ago.

When the lightning ends, it is only expected to find Sally’s lifeless body on the ground. A lightning isn’t something a mortal body can survive.

Yet, Sally is still standing.

“That was the absolute opposite of what I told you to do.” says Sally, her voice echoing around the camp. “You are not welcome here.” She says as her blue eyes shine in the lightning’s color.

At that point no one expects to see Percy’s mortal mom to hover in air and send the same lightning bolt towards the gods from her palm. (But it is already a hell of a day, so everyone just chooses to be happy that Sally is still alive.)

Sally hits the gods with the lightning bolt, making them disappear one by one until only Zeus is left

Sally’s handprint can still be seen on his face

“You will make sure that prophecy is changed.”

“That’s not-”

“If you are able to make a mortal an immortal god when you need, then you can change what hasn’t happened yet. You will leave these kids alone and leave. Now.”

The lightning makes a last strike as Zeus disappears.

Chaos in the camp ensures as questions rise out in the crowd. “Mom?”“How the hell did Auntie Sally do that?” “Aunt Sally, are you a half blood?” “Bloody hell man, a god’s and a half blood’s child would explain Percy’s power.” “Damn, an here I thought I could win in a thumb fight with him.” “Is she a god now?”

Sally is also confused on what she did but she is glad that the gods left her kids alone.

Chiron makes an announcement at the end to clarify Sally’s situation, explaining that she was the new magical guardian of the camp since everyone believed in her to protect them. She became half mortal, meaning she would age and eventually die-but her soul was bound in the camp to protect the kids.

Sally Jackson being lovely-protective-badass mom forever

Sally Jackson man

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