sometimes I feel like I've come a long way and sometimes idk
I started writing a self-indulgent thing about Luffy punching someone who was cruel to me, and cringed so hard I left the document alone 2 sentences in
but I can write and post fic of a reader getting gangbanged by my favorite pirates without a problem???
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How's this for a new tag game:
Imagine that you, like a Jane Austen character, are getting five thousand a year – only, it's not money, it's something else, and you get to pick what it is.
You can't have money or anything that's used like money (such as gift cards or loyalty points.) Whatever it is, it's all coming to you within one year, and you'll have to take all five thousand of it.
What are you picking? Put your thing in the tags.
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I don't Get Pokémon eggs. I've only ever taken care of one but that's besides the point.
Why do so many of them look like that? Is it a slow-evolutionary development so that egg-eating species can't properly develop, since the eggs will look like their own always??? The only difference is the colour of the flecks. Green, orange, purple, red, and I'm pretty sure I've heard people talk about blue ones before, but that might just be a rumour.
So for colourblind species, it would be easier to not touch the eggs, since they've got the same pattern of flecks and the same shape. It's also used as a way to trick other Pokémon into raising their young.
But then in some regions I've read that the eggs match the Pokémon that's in them? What gives??? Why is it different? The only egg I've ever taken care of first hand was one of the generic ones, purple flecks. It's just very confusing, and I don't really know why it's different in different regions.
People have also described eggs as less of an actual egg and more of a cradle for baby Pokémon, which I don't understand either! Isn't that what an egg is? Does it not actually develop the Pokémon inside? It must do, surely. Maybe the Pokémon is developed mostly while the egg is developing inside the mother, and once the egg is laid it works like humans do? Newborn human infants are in what we call a fourth trimester, where they still have to finish developing. We come out earlier than other species because our heads are too big to fit otherwise, and we'd either get stuck in there or destroy our mothers' reproductive system by the time we manage to get out. So yeah no, not exactly the way you wanna come into the world. Instead, we develop three trimesters in, come out earlier, and then finish the fourth trimester outside of the womb, our parents then care for us for the fourth trimester until we can start developing key skills like walking and talking and moving things around.
Are Pokémon eggs the same? Where they're developed in the womb for the first few trimesters, then are out into the eggs to finish developing?
But like, nobody's ever seen a pregnant Pokémon. Is it that they develop their offspring so fast at the start and then immediately put them into the eggs? I can't imagine a Pokémon is pregnant for more than a few hours at a time, surely, with the rate that eggs can be produced if you're not careful. So maybe the egg stage is the longest stage, but the infant Pokémon inside is already almost fully developed?
We have a module in Pokémon development and breeding this semester, I really hope they go over this. I don't want to have to watch old videos of professor elm explaining this. I'm sure he's lovely, but his voice goes through me.
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RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.
Tagged by the ever-awesome @authortobenamedlater Thank you!
Wow, this is actually a first. I don’t have any new WIPs from the last time I did this one. AND I’ve actually crossed the oldest one off the list and started posting some of the others! *high fives self*
Well, I guess we can just look at those and cross a few off the list officially, then!
Sexy Time Wraiths are totally in this year *nods* 😛 (The Flash)
ZOMG finish this already won't you plzzzz 😭 (The Flash) “Cupid’s Kiss” (NSFW) (Caitlin/Eobard) finished
Is it a threesome if two of the people are different versions of the same person? 🤔 (The Flash)
Ah yes, knee-deep in utter filth and humor, just the way I like it 😳😂 (The Flash) “The Price” (NSFW) (Caitlin/Hunter|Zoom) in progress
The blue lady ships it 😛 (Halo series) Answered last time
Slow burn and I’m loving it, nobody asked for a time reference in every chapter but I’ve been doing it anyway 🤷♀️😉 (Halo series) Answered last time
Yeah, so this way I don't have to feel bad about shipping myself I mean the Reader with the entire frickin’ team *adjusts halo* 😇 (Halo gameverse)
Let’s be honest, he’s probably going to knit her a scarf (Halo series)
I wasn't sure if I should make a funny scene out of a war crime 👀 Guess I'll have to AU the war crime part out, yep *nodnod* (Halo series) Answered last time
Yeah so if Spartans went into heat, I’d probably write it like this... (Halo gameverse) Answered last time
...or like this (Halo gameverse, different game) Answered last time
...or possibly like this (Halo series) 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Answered last time
So that leaves the ones in bold that are getting ready to have a new chapter added or who haven’t yet had their first chapter posted. I also removed one that I really have no plans to ever write and officially post. Honestly, y’all have heard me talk about all of the ones that are left so I don’t blame you for skipping this one this time around. 🤷♀️
I’m not really sure what it means that I have NO new ideas for any fandom right now. It’s a bit scary, actually. But, on the other hand, if I can finish the ones I have in progress, then if it does mean I won’t be doing any further writing, well, at least I can close up shop knowing I did my best to not leave anything undone. 🤷♀️
If you’d like to do this one, then you know what to do. *boops your nose politely* 😉
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