this is so insanely funny what is going ON

they ran out of options. clearly they don't have other characters... it's very sad :'(

OHH NEAT… AND IM GOOD YAYA JUST CHILLIN Kae’s hanging around in the background also weheh

THATS GOOD!! chill day for all of us tbh.. and i am waving at kae!! - ace

Imagine Cruella finding out you don't/cant cook or just are too busy to cook, or whatever, and she's appalled that you intend to have- what?- chicken nuggets and raw snow peas for dinner??

So she calls you up as soon as you get home. Says 'You're home now?', waits for you to say 'Yeah, wh- ' then hangs up.

In the next half an hour a delivery guys turns up with a steak and roast potatoes.

Perks of being the rich bitches lover XD

had a dream i died a horrible and mysterious death but was isekaid as a little bunny furry thing with a cape living in some peaceful hobbit-like fantasy hamlet where i had a goat and also my name was witherworth for some reason. it was awesome

Kaveh: We need water...

Muse: Humans can go days without water, so relax.

Kaveh, in complete disbelief: That is a hundred percent NOT TRUE.

Muse: Oh yeah? How long then?

Kaveh: *stutters* Yeah- Well- I- I don't know! N-Nineteen hours!?

Muse: Nineteen? I've slept nineteen hours without water, you idiot.

Kaveh, dropping his jaw: WHO. SLEEPS THAT LONG!?

Muse, nearly sobbing: I had a bad day!

Percy: Is something burning?

Annabeth: Just my love for you.

Percy: Annabeth, the toaster is on fire.

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Help girlie I think the snake and pirate duo are winning we won’t stand a chance 💀

Understandable. It was an honor knowing you 🤧😔

HII ACE HOW ARE YOU

IM GOOD!! we got to stay home today so we have a 4 day weekend hehe- how bout YOU?? - ace

ASSIGN ME A SLIM E

You're Phosphor Tabby largo cuz you would jump and boop people and they're adorable and my favorite <3

Hmm I’m not too familiar with every Sumeru character just yet… maybe Dehya..?

Not her, either.

I hope you guys know that when I make my silly URL on an alt blog that’s me projecting what is change my url to if I physically allowed myself to change URLs

Last fall semester one of my friends had a bunch of us up in his dorm to make us all food and first of all he didnt have anything prepared, and second of all, as he was cooking his toast in the pan, he started explaining the entire of jojos bizarre adventure to us as if he was the president giving the state of the union address. Im talking sweeping hand gestures, oratory posture and speaking skills, and lots of emphatic hand gestures. He got so into his explanation that he burnt the toast causing the entire dorm to be evacuated and the fire service to be called. All for some fucking toast. As we were evacuating he was still fucking talking about jojo. Not a breath inbetween. Anyway this is dustin explaining dnd to his roommates in college