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i keep this community alive (i hope)
#homestuck#tavros nitram#tavros#karkat vantas#karkat#tavkat#rarepair#bullcrab#was that the shipname mayhaps its cute#travis tangents
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There’s my uterus, back on its bullcrab
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What do you need to let go?
Ok, hi it has been a really long time since i posted last time. BUT IM BACK! and im about to spoil u all.
So what do u need to let go to finally start moving, to stop being stuck? Bc trust me ur not the only one that been feeling like this (me too) especially with the retrograde season coming ( 7 planets in retrograde man we are so done).
Choose ur pile wisely between
(i love women as u can tell)
Pile 1
So ur my babes. You all are carbon copies of me, bc my friend, you and i we struggle the same, we drink the same poison, everyyyyday and night. U see we are too much of hopeless romantics with too much of optimism and need (infinite) amount ot expectations of love. But you see that's our biggest most stupidest characteristic, bc in this age and time of situationships and all this new bullcrab, love is hard to come by. The things whether it's love, appreciation, and that sole amount of focusness almost doesn't exist ( it does dont worry and will probably find it one day but baby the time is not now).
Our night with his shinning armor is not here yet, he might take a bit longer than the average ( he needs to hurry the fuck up or else i as in we will lose it ) nor is our happy ever after. I feel like we have so much left to do, so much left to explore and experience within ourselves and outside that the universe or whatever thats planning our fates is saying that it's too soon for him to arrive yet.
So my advice? Chill out. Let go of love rn. Focus ok urself. Ur happy ever after and true love is yet away. So enjoy this state that ur in. Embrace yourself. Go out more. Show ur self more( maybe post on ig bro?)
Pile 2
Okay my lazy pile is here. U see babes y'all need to understand that money dont grow on trees nor do they fall from the sky.
Oh so you want success and money? That's great. Very much possible but not with the way ur living rn. Bro ffs put ur talents into work ( i see this pile as people with too much of good placements in their charts TOO GOOD almost to a point where it made yall lazy) so yes, u can have all u been "manifesting" but not by sitting on ur ass all day long and writing in ur little manifestation notebook all the wishes u have. Bc idk if u know but this is the material world, this is saturn world and u know what saturn loves more than anything? A hardworking humble babe. So pls shift ur perspective, ur hands are not tied, your just being lazy. I love you but this a hard truth that ur pretty ass needs to hear (u give of harddd harddddd purva phalguni vibes lmao)
Pile 3
So you seem to mirror pile 2, but very different too. Different sides of the same coin. U r afraid, very much but listen here what u need to do: LET GO OF THAT. start being more spontaneous, take risks TRUST ME IT IS WORTH IT.
Take risks regarding what? Money. U need to ask for more. U seem like a very shy person, u take what u given even if it is just crumbs. But enough is enough, it's about time you start demanding what u deserve.
And the best thing? U will be given what you ask for. Now this could be from anyone, mostly i see a male figure but could literally just be im general, you know how when u are familiar with something so u r adviced to start small and familiarize your self with the said thing? Yup, this is the same thing. Gradually learn to ask for more. Let ur childish side show (look how adorable kids are when they ask for something, u know why they're adorable? Bc they're nit afraid to ask, they never faced rejection after all. Maybe that's just what u need).
Now why start asking now? Bc whatever this thing is that ur lacking, it is holding u back. Unlike the others piles, it is ur lack of something thats holding you back. You will especially need this maybe for a project? Something artistic, maybe it's just that the lack of this thing in ur life is holding back ur creativity and ur light. So start asking, even if it's small. Trust me you deserve it.
Pile 4
Stop it. Stop acting like you dont care. Drop that mask off, this nonchalant attitude is not getting you nowhere. Humbleness looks best on you. Get down from ur high horse. Stop being so afraid to show ur real self. Bro trust me being a stuck up mask faced, real self hiding babe wont get you anywhere. Stop being so offended. Lmao ur pile has the most to let go. So i will keep it short and simple- be humble. Ur ego is not taking you anywhere u wanna be at. Trust me.
Also yall dont take none of this personally. Dont shoot the messenger im just delivering what im told.
So peace out, bye.
Oh also this has shit ton of grammatical and spelling mistakes but i have a combusted mercury in 8h ofc im dumb. Dont judge.
#free tarot readings#pac reading#tarot reading#free tarot#pick a picture#free card reading#pick a card reading#tarotcommunity
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have some fresh tavkat
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My sister just pointed out that a Taurus and Cancer are most compatible with each other.
So I said, “Does that make their ship name ‘BullCrab’?”
#kill me#zodiac#zodiology#zodiac signs#horoscopes#taurus#cancer#signs#im funny#not#my sister thinks im crazy
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I like where #2017 going! @pawatson @guillotj #bullcrab (at Richmond, Virginia)
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Not sure if you do Homestuck, but could you do Karkat/Tavros or Tavros/Dave
Well, I’m not really through my Homestuck archive trawl yet, but I’ll give it a shot if you like. Going to do Karkat/Tavros, I think.
What was their first kiss like: Honestly, it was mainly just a way to make Karkat stop yelling about whatever was making him angry just then.
Where were they their first time having sex: In Karkat’s room, on top of a pile of programming manuals.
Who’s louder: As far as I can tell, Karkat doesn’t do anything without yelling.
Who wakes up first: Karkat. His rage keeps him alert.
Who performs/receives oral more often: It is the only way to get Karkat to stop yelling. And Tavros does enjoy it.
Who tries new things more often: Tavros! He has lots of fun ideas.
If they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include: ”THE WHOLE SUGGESTION IS DISGUSTING BUT TEREZI MIGHT NOT BE HORRIBLE.”
"sHE COULD BE NICEuHi DIDN’T KNOW YOU LIKED HER.”
"I DON’T, DON’T BE AN IDIOT."
Oh my god I have no idea what I’m doing.
#karkat vantas#tavros nitram#bullcrab#homestuck#ask and be answered#anonamouse#Headcanon#seriously this is the first time i've really written anything hs related
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kartav, fiduspawn tournament
Your name is Karkat Vantas and your matesprit is an utter dork.
You had to admit, as gross as the game was, his enthusiasm is adorable.
If he’d been able to move more than his upper body he’d be bouncing in his seat, the giddy smile on his face just utterly adorable.
The first names on the battle list doesn’t include his though. He’s not mentioned until half an hour in and by then he’s wringing his hands nervously, chewing at his lips which are bleeding by now.
Before he goes in you kiss him for good luck like the proper matesprit you are and then you watch the match dutifully.
You may not be interested in the game yourself but you can at least try to pay attention.
Soon enough the match is over and he grins brightly while wheeling himself back to you. He demands another kiss and you give it to him, even daring to smile faintly.
In the waiting between each match he drags you into his lap and you just let him even when you have to sit a bit uncomfortably in order to kiss him properly. It’s a small prize to pay and you’re willing enough. You’d do anything for that dorky smile of his and the soft, dry kisses the two of you share.
The whole tournament takes hours and hours and by the end of it you’re both tired and pissy.
Ok, maybe you’re a bit more tired than pissy but it’s still enough that you snap at the fuckers who keeps getting in your way.
You may or may not call them various degrees of successful insults. You’re pretty much excused though, seeing as you’re tired as hell and just want to go home. Fortunately for you, Tavros agrees completely and even offers to let you sit in his lap most of the way.
You end up agreeing because damn, you just love being pressed up against his broad, firm chest and watching him use his actually quite impressive muscles, the ones earned from using a wheelchair.
You end up falling asleep halfway home and you only wake up when your clothes are being pulled off by warm, careful hands. In the start you protest but then you relax when the tense muscles of your back is rubbed.
The whole thing ends with you assisting Tavros in getting settled in your recuperacoon, sitting so his horns won’t bother him. Then you take great care to smear sopor all over his body before doing yourself and settling against him, letting his breathing and the beat of his heart lull you to sleep.
All in all, you don’t regret going to that tournament one bit.
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So um anybody out there want to rp some tavkat with me? I need a Karkat. T.T
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"It was a good death" @ledburyshirts @pawatson @guillotj @ptrible @dturner414 #mudbugs #saturday #boiling #crawfish #bullcrab
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isleofconclusions asked you:
Tavros and Karkat. Setting: Karkat is the Sufferer's heir, locked in a tower away from the rest of the world
(So much for three sentences.)
The cold wind that reaches the balcony of the tower whips at your short hair, and slips into your relatively luxurious room, fluttering pages and flickering candles. The carefully maintained clock on the wall ticks idly by, your scarlet eyes boring into it.
He’s late.
‘He’ is the only person that you care about right now, frankly. Your ancestor, the Sufferer, was incredibly important apparently, and so you were locked up in this tower by his ‘followers’. The Sufferer died painfully, executed by the Empire and they wouldn’t be able to live with themselves if it happened to you! Who cares about what you think!
Spoiler alert: You fucking hate this shit.
There is something to break your endless monotony though, but he is late and that bothers you. Normally, he’d be here at four am, on the dot. The two of you would... spend the night together, and he’d be gone before your ‘protectors’ brought you breakfast. The secret to his ability to reach you was his wings. You’ve never seen a troll with them before and they were magnificent. Beautiful, soft tan gossamer wings that glittered in the moonlight like the starry sky above, with but a beat he could lift himself into the air, and glide upon the currents of the wind. You were jealous, admittedly, of his freedom and mobility, but that was part of what attracted you to him.
You groan irritably, shuffling back into your room for a blanket or something warm. By the time you reach the bed, a pair of strong arms wrap around your chest. “Uh, sorry.” He sheepishly whispers into your ear, wings folding around you almost protectively. “I got, a little, caught up.” Something wet presses against your skin and you glance down. Blood. Brown, chocolatey blood. “A little caught up?” You bark, pushing him back lightly so you can get a good look at him. “You look like you took a detour through a fucking thornplant-hedge! Was the sky full of razorblades or was it just raining icicles, Nitram?” Your tone is angry and irritated but he smiles at you anyway, sitting on the bed as you practically race to grab the medical supplies you kept hidden.
“Agh! I can’t believe you sometimes! Do you have any idea how worried I was? Of course you fucking don’t, you’re a shitpanned inconsiderate idiot an-mmmff...” Apparently no longer willing to listen to you rant, he decides to quiet you in the way he usually does - by pulling your lips to his own, pressing up against you in that familiar way. “I’m, sorry...” He says with a slight smirk when he pulls back just slightly. “You better be, idiot.” Your tone is still annoyed, but mildly affectionate before you push him down onto the bed.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and although Tavros Nitram is a giant moron, he’s your giant moron.
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Hey, anyone online now and up for some rp?
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in honor of new friends!!
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