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austinwehaveaproblem · 11 months

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what's a trans entomologist's least favourite moth genus?

hyposmocoma!

#please please please this is so funny please i've never made a funnier joke in my life p #austin's problems #buggie blogging #lepidoptera #bugblr

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tojiphile · 8 months

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ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION MEN + DICK HEADCANONS & SIZES

a/n. i wrote this last night at 5am while sleep deprived so the further it gets the more wack it gets LOL

cw/tw. f!reader, rough sex, blowjobs, dirty talk, slight exhibitionism, body hair, skinny penis, unprotected sex, for 18+ readers

MONKEY D. LUFFY

— 6.5” but thinks he’s average, so he doesn’t stretch it out with his abilities. not too girthy, but he makes up for it with his unrelenting stamina. it curves up against his stomach and leans left slightly. a little bit messy because he tried to shave it once and nicked himself, so he just settled with the hair. honey-toned towards the base and a deep red at the tip, especially when he’s raring to go.

— he wants to do it in every position, on every surface. he has you bent over the dinner table, one leg up and slamming into you mercilessly. he has you spread eagle in the bathtub, legs locked behind his back as he stuffs you full. it’s almost as if his dick is made for you, the curve perfectly abuses your g-spot as every orgasm overwhelms you, and you’re left a sobbing, babbling mess. he wants to know if he’s doing well, and he gets his answer when you chant “s— so, ah! good, fuck, d— don’t stop!” like a prayer.

RORONOA ZORO

— long, fat and heavy. he’s blessed with a stunning 7.3” length, though if anyone asks, he rounds down to make them feel more at ease. veiny. the mushroom tip is flushed purple, and it’s rests nicely on your tongue!! probably messy down there, he doesn’t see the point in shaving or trimming, but if you ask nicely, he’ll grunt, roll his eyes, and do it for you.

— you insisted that you didn’t need any prep, but as you straddled him, lining up your cunt with his cock, you soon realised your mistake. you have to spread yourself open, face scrunching up, and slowly sink down. he loves the feeling of your pussy walls fluttering as you start riding him. when your eyes flutter shut and your hips stutter, he takes control—holding you tight by the waist and fucking into you until you’re screaming.

SANJI VINSMOKE

— 6.4” and so so pretty. slender, with a pale shaft that leads into a rosy pink at the tip. it curves up and to the right. the carpet matches the drapes. he keeps it neat, though he probably doesn’t grow much hair anyway. he trims it once every few days, but he’ll never admit to it. smells the best AKA smells really clean, like soap.

— he goes crazy when you maintain eye contact and drop to your knees. you take his cock in hand, lifting it to run your tongue on the underside, tracing a prominent vein. you swirl your tongue around his sensitive head and his whole body is shaking, knees buckling as he chases that familiar high.

USUPP

— coming in at 5.8”, he makes up for it in his thick girth. when he jerks himself off, he can barely wrap his hand around it. he’s soooo sensitive that the wind can blow and he’s be hard. fat fat fat mushroom head that’s olive, golden-hued, and always oozing precum. heavy heavy balls. he might be clumsy and inexperienced, but his size alone is enough to make you drool. trims sometimes but only when he thinks he might get lucky.

— his hand grips your hair as you worship his cock, working magic with your mouth. as you jerk him off, you give small kitten licks to his leaking tip, tasting his salty precum. you whisper, “i want you” and before you know it, he has you pinned under him, rutting his thick cock into you desperately. his eyes are fixated on the way your cunt swallows him, and only strangled groans escape his lips.

BUGGY

— sorry buggy simps but he’s definitely a shower not a grower, though he still does comes in at a nice 6”! also, it’s ya boy, skinny penis. built like a tree branch but at least it’s really veiny, AND he knows how to talk you through it. so really, it might not be the most impressive but with his confidence when he’s fucking you? he’ll fuck you out and make you believe he’s 8” and 5”.

— he loves admiring your sopping cunt as it swallow him whole, your princess parts stretching to to accommodate his cock. he likes to fucks you. he presses you up against a window and fucks you from the back, choking you with his forearm and practically purrs, “taking me so well, ya dirty slut, fuckin’ cunt was made for my cock.”

SHANKS

— he doesn’t act like it buuuuuuut monster cock. it’s 7.8”, thick, and curved so much it slaps against his happy trail. let me tell you that when he sun tans, he does it naked. he lathers that horse cock up with sunblock and spreads eagle on the sand, hands behind his head, so he’s bronzed and beautiful. trims when he feels like it or if you ask, he doesn’t really think much about it.

— he doesn’t look like he’s putting in much effort when he fucks, barely breaking a sweat, but he has you writhing, hands gripping the sheets, eyes hazy and choking on your own spit. he knows what he’s doing to you. his thumb finds your clit, rubbing in delicate circles making you cum over and over again until you’re absolutely wrecked. when he’s close, he picks up the pace, grunting heavily, hips stuttering as he spills his seed inside of you. when he pulls out, he takes the time to finger fuck his cum back into you, your body shaking as you work through the aftershock.

#tojiphile #one piece #one piece smut #luffy x reader #zoro x reader #sanji x reader #usupp x reader #buggy x reader #shanks x reader #luffy x you #zoro x you #sanji x you #usupp x you #buggy x you #shanks x you #one piece live action #one piece x reader #smut blog

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tiniebuggy · 10 months

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♡ ྀ ways i help myself feel little as a discreet regressor ༊

🖍️ getting a mcdonald’s happy meal

🧸 carrying a plushie around everywhere with

me at home

🖍️ sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor

to watch tv

🧸 wearing cute / fuzzy socks

🖍️ using a water bottle with a rubber spout

(kind of like a sippy cup)

🧸 cutting my food up into really small bites

🖍️ taking baths!!! especially bubble baths

🧸 using night lights in my room

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k9emote · 11 days

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Not a request but a little drew some bugs, and I tidied them up. so here

ladybug

inchworm

moth sit

snail hide

caterpillar hai

waving caterpillar

the caterpillar is a Japanese emperor. :)

#k9emotes #emoji blog #emoji #custom emote #custom emoji #discord emoji #aac emojis #emotes #bugs #bugblr #buggies #moth post #mothblr #caterpillar

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mochispresso · 8 months

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Slut (affectionate)

#one piece #buggy the clown #op buggy #mochi art #i hope everyone who followed me for gear 5 luffy knows #that i am a huge buggy simp #this was for the sketch blog but #i gotta start using my actual art blog

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kabutoden · 1 month

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nepeta dragon

#buggy trolls #homestuck #nepeta #bugstuck #person who asked for this sent transphobic harrassment to a blog which i HATE.#literally some of my BEST FRIENDS are trans ladies if you dont respect them GTFO!!!!!#keeping this posted cus im proud of this and other ppl liked it but needless to say that asker is now banned. BANNED!!!!

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ageingfangirl2 · 7 months

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Hello👋😊 I would like to know if it was possible to do a story in which Buggy(still a "prisoner" of the Straw Hats ) started to feel strange(in a good way of course) with Y/N. After a day, the Reader, who had the task of repairing any damage of the ship, but it was a very hot day and Y/N, in order to stay cooler while working, decided to take off her top, leaving just the bikini top and the shorts. But without realizing that she was being watched by a head👀🤭Buggy began to observe the drops of sweat running down to her back, chest and forehead, leaving him with a strange feeling about Y/N👀🤭❤️‍🔥

Sorry if the recommendation is too long😅😅

I Finally See You! Buggy (OPLA) *REQUEST* - Female Reader

Part 2

BUGGY

This was something I'd never live down, being held hostage, well my head being held hostage by a bunch of young adult pirates calling themselves The Straw Hat Pirates. When I first met them there were only three of them but now that number had doubled and I didn't like being outnumbered. They took it in turns looking after my head, but I hardly got taken out of that stinky bag they kept me in. Once I got my body back I'd bounce, and the next time they crossed me I would come out on top.

The only member of this stupid crew I could stand was y/n. I wasn't sure what they did, but they were quiet and kept to themselves making them an easy target. They had some past trauma and hardly any real-world experience so I could be a flirt and perverted and they took it on the chin. Until Zoro nearly threw me into the sea and told me to watch my tongue or lose it. y/n made an innocent remark asking if my tongue could also detach, and after a wink and a 'shall we find out together kitten' comment Zoro sent my head flying across the deck.

Y/N

It was a hot day and you'd told Luffy you'd fix the damage done by Garp, but working under the hot sun was intense. You were in a pair of shorts and a loose blouse now drenched in sweat which clung to your body. Thinking you are alone you take off the blouse revealing the skimpy blue bikini stop Nami had convinced you to buy and the matching bottoms under your shorts. Little did you know someone was watching you.

BUGGY

The dumb swordsman was sleeping again, this time finding himself shade while leaving me exposed in the sweltering sun. I was about to unload a range of colourful insults when the sound of hammering caught my attention. I hop a little on my barrel and gulp, my eyes fixated on y/n of all people. They were inches away from me bent over fixing the side of the ship unaware of my presence.

I assumed y/n was a prude only having seen them in trousers and long sleeves, but I licked my dry lips and raised my eyebrows seeing them in shorts that left little to the imagination and long legs that would be perfectly wrapped around my waist as they rode me.

I shake my head, what was I thinking? y/n was fun to mess with and nothing more.

Next thing I know y/n is taking off the blouse, and if I was attached to my body I might have just got a hard-on. Why did y/n choose to hide such a magnificent body? The blue bikini top is the same shade as my hair, and I vaguely remember y/n saying their favourite colour was blue. As y/n picks up a glass of water I allow my eyes to wander, like a moth to a flame. Noticing how small their hands were as they reached up to wipe sweat from their brow, but could probably easily wrap around my dick, and how when they arched their back their chest jutted out and little droplets of sweat run down them. Fuck, they would look good arching beneath me.

I curse and y/n gasps loudly hearing me, 'Oh my god--'

I smirk, 'Not god kitten, but I can be whoever you want me to be.'

I'm surprised they don't immediately cover up, instead leaning down to my height giving me a very nice view of their chest, 'Did Zoro leave you in the sun?'

I pout, playing the sympathy card, y/n was too nice and I loved attention, 'wouldn't even give me any water, I'm parched kitten.'

y/n liked cats so my nickname was appropriate, even if they didn't understand the real meaning behind it.

'You can share my glass Buggy, I'll scold Zoro later,' y/n huffs, clearly annoyed at the swordsman as they bring the water to my lips and I start drinking, 'I'll give them a right tongue lashing...I think I overheard Sanji say that once.'

I spit out the water and it lands on y/n's chest, soaking into the material, 'you're one of a kind y/n. if you need any advice I'm sure I could offer some lip service. Maybe when the others are sleeping.'

y/n blushes and I'm not quite sure if they understand me, 'I think we've both had too much sun Buggy, let's get us both inside and you can stay with me for the rest of the day.'

Before I can protest y/n picks me up, and for a split second I'm pressed between their breasts before they turn my head. y/n was going to be the death of me, and I wasn't going to look at them the same way ever again.

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rillette · 7 months

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what ive been up to lately 👍 more tits out mihawk below the cut

^ dialougue via my friend jay ^_^

#one piece #dracule mihawk #nico robin #buggy one piece #akagami no shanks #look at my one piece drawings boy #basketball #idk man i dont go there (mihawk enjoyers) but milfhawk compels me. maybe i do go there idk.... much to think about #the buggy ones are bc my first thought when i saw his devil fruit powers was what if he left his dick on a boat and the boat floated away #this is not going to turn into a one penus blog i just like posting my art on here so u get what u get🫡

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thecruel · 6 months

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Early Buggy model sheet

— via Settei Dreams

#buggy #buggy the clown #one piece #i just love this goofy hair #i need it on my blog

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ask-sir-crocodile · 1 year

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Have you ever taken buggy to mcdonald’s only ordered for yourself and left him crying in the back seat ?

#(ft cross guild)#op ask blog #sir crocodile #cross guild #op fanart #buggy the clown

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austinwehaveaproblem · 2 years

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"studying you like a bug" should never be derogatory <|:(

#it's affectionate! it's always affectionate! it's gotta be!#To Be Fair this is a post made by a entomologist but #buggie blogging #austin's problems

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soft-mafia · 6 months

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I genuinely want to know the reason behind why the hottest people on earth were casted for the live action.

WHY ARE LITERALLY ALL OF THE ACTORS ATTRACTIVE???😭

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #one piece headcanons #one piece imagines #one piece blog #buggy one piece #one piece buggy

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multifandomenjoyerr · 8 months

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hello :3 if it's okay could I ask for anime buggy being a cg for his baby? thank you in advance ♡♡

🤡 Buggy Agere Headcanons 🎈

🎈 | aaa I love buggy! One of my favorites actrally! I shall provide some CG things for our favorite clownnn

⚠️ | clown things. Clown man. Clown themes, clown everything! If you're uncomfy with that please don't read!, And a bit of swearing. Thanks for reading !

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; one word: Prideful. He thinks he's one of the best caregivers out there, so when first starting out with his caregiver bizz he thought he wouldn't make mistakes

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; he's gotten a bit better with this, but they have a few.. things to patch up. But for the most part he's a decent caretaker!

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; strict but soft spoken. It's unusual to see him "soft spoken" as he's extremely obnoxious and ignorant. But there are times when he's quiet and considerate. When it comes to you he has a personality switch

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; hate loud noises? He'll personally keep his outside voice from interrupting your space and personally have a.. "nice" conversation with his crew if they at all bother you in any way

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; you have like a 100 rules it's actrally up to 10 to follow. But he helps you through them! They go from helping out with the crew (if possible) to taking care of yourself, sleep.. so it's mostly self care. He sometimes forgets about himself when he's helping out 😭

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; despite some personality changes when it comes to your regression, he gets extremely jealous and pissy when you're hanging out with his crew more than him. He doesn't usually mind it but sometimes he just... Gets personal with feelings

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; he's trying to work on it though.

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; a list of petnames! He never slows to adding more each day. Wanna know them? Of course ya do! Don't be surprised that his petnames are clown themed for the most part. So, Binky/bubbles/baby/booper/little man/girl— you get the idea

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; insecure about his height. He fears that his size will just end up you bring afraid of him. At the end of the day the last thing he wants is you to end up being scared of him or hating him in the matter

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; so to fix this, it's common to see him crouched when he talks to you. Just to be cautious and make him feel just slightly better about himself

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; doesn't show it, but he gets concerned. So much to worry about, so little eyes to help out. If he had the chance he'd do anything to make sure you're safe. Even if that meant baby proofing everything. He makes mistakes, and he isn't perfect at caregiving. But he manages at the end of the day

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; I like to imagine that if he had a playlist for you it would be mostly filled with autohart and insane clown posse. (I know technically they aren't in our 'timeline' but nobody is stopping me from stating facts)/j

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; like I said, he makes his mistakes. And his rules are.. strange sometimes. His crewmates believe that he's not being kid friendly in terms of language. But he swears like a sailor, it's hard to just stop right then and there. sometimes he'd catch himself before cussing, and say something like "freaking" instead.

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; but when a swear do slide.. he encourages when you do it. For instance: "fuck!" (You repeat it with confidence, then he ends up laughing). So yeah probably not the best at being language friendly—

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; forehead kisses, picking you up when you declare uppsies, cuddles, neck nuzzles, whispers.. this man has it all. He loves physical affection but gets embarrassed if he's caught doing it. So if you want affection, being alone with him is the best time to do it

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; doesn't have bottles buuut he does have a DIY! He made a cup out of wood and let you color on it! It's not much but it's a wonderful thought

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; amazing with all littles. No matter the gender, age, personality, so on. So here's a tip, you have a bratty personality? Well he'll just be bratty right back! He mostly follows your own mood. Similar to a copycat, If you were to get angry he'll do it right back.

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; this includes every mood. And sadness is a full on dedication thing. He'll force himself to start crying as well. He's a huge man child and will have temper tantrums with you

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; autistic and trauma caregiver. that's all I have to say

(˳⏑ ⏑ ) ; he holds your hand all the time.. that's.. just a small detail Headcanon I wanted to put here, yep

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little-kotenok · 2 days

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baking with pest stimboard ! ! !

feel stressed tonight, college hard. make moodboard!!! pest :] headcanons under cut! apology if hard read.

@veydathecatxoxo made this on whim but pest related so thought id tag since mention pest in your ask!

has soft spot for baking, particularly apple pie and cookies. chocolate chip cookies his favorite! likes them super soft n melty.

will let you help them, but warns you be careful. prefer have you sit nearby on counter and watch but won't stop you if want to help.

always save last cookie for you! may snatch half of it though, so watch out!

don't really know what to do with little you, so most time you sit together quietly. sometime you fall sleep and he watch over you.

despite lack of caretaking skill, they good match for calm babies! will sit nearby and watch you do whatever you doing.

hyper babies good too! may get overwhelm at time but try their best regardless. will do things like play catch and dance if plead hard enough. take a minute to get into it though.

shows you cool coins they find (steal)! has big display case on shelf in home.